Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 14:24:10 GMT
Back in the states Double J and Nanook make their way into Jeffrey Hatemonger’s newly built “Wickedly Painful Gym.”. It’s a old small warehouse in the industrial part of Knoxville. Hatemonger told Double J to be at the gym first thing in the morning to get on the path to winning. As Joe and Nanook pull up to the warehouse they make sure that this is the right place.
JJ “You sure this is it?”
Nanook “The GPS is never wrong.”
JJ “He could have put a sign on it at least.”
Nanook “Well let’s go inside and see if this is the right place.”
They get out of the car and make their way up to the steel door. Joe pulls the door open and steps inside. Inside they walk into a small office looking room. No chairs, some old busted up motivational posters are on the walls from the prior business.
Nanook “I love what he has done with the place. “
JJ “I know right. Jeff?”
Joe calls out for his personal trainer but hears nothing. There is a door leading out of the office to the wide open space that is the Wickedly Painful Gym. In middle of the place is a old ring from years gone by when Joe’s dad ran a wrestling promotion in Vermont. It was the ring that got used for every show in every high school gym all over the state. It has miles and miles on it. The corner posts are rusted, the plywood is warped in some places and the “padding” and cover are faded, ripped, torn and smells like ass. Jeffrey did pop for new ropes, but didn’t tape the ropes up. All around the ring up against the walls is every old beat up weight bench, treadmill, squat machines one could find, some of the stuff even looks home made. 2 monster truck tires lean up against the wall, and a chain from a old crab boat is piled up next to them. It is a far cry from any up scale gym one could use nowadays. Hell half of the building isn’t even light.
JJ “Jeff?”
Joe walks out towards the ring, past a huge stack of pallets. He sets his gym bag on the floor and looks around the place.
Nanook “I hope the hot tub isn’t second hand.”
JJ “I’d be surprised if there was such a thing here. JEFF!”
Nanook “Well in that case you have fun here getting lock jaw from a lack of tetanus shots. I’m going to a proper gym.”
JJ “You never go to the gym.”
Nanook “I do to!”
JJ “Yeah only ones with spas.....”
Just then from the shadows Hatemonger spears Double J into the floor. Screaming and grunting the whole way, Hatemonger kicks Double J while he is on the ground holding his side. Nanook starts to freak out.
Nanook “WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”
Hatemonger takes Double J by the head and brings him to his feet, then sends him into the stack of pallets. Nanook shoves Hatemonger, Hatemonger being the picture of steroid abuse spins around and glares at Nanook.
Nanook “You crazy F***!”
Hatemonger connects with a foot across the face of Double J. Hatemonger starts to land several rights on Double J. Nanook grabs Hatemonger and tries to pull him off of Double J. Hatemonger stands up, kicks Joe and spins around and lands a upper cut on Nanook stunning him. Hatemonger than scoops all 400 pounds of Nanook up in a body slam and drops him on top of Double J!
JH “You’re weak!”
Hatemonger rolls Nanook out of the way and picks Double J up, He picks Double J up in a bear hug, and lounges forward driving him into the stack of pallets.
JH “You travel all the way to Japan and LOOSE! You lost a shot at Gold Joey!!!! You f*cking FAILED!!!!”
Hatemonger whips Double J into the old ring, Joe slams into the corner post and collapses to the floor, coughing, trying to catch his breath.
JH “You’re WEAK!!!! You’ve gone SOFT JOE!!! SOFT!!!! You f*cking...PUSSY!!!!”
Hatemonger slowly stalks Double J who is trying to get to his feet but is stumbling in doing so. Hatemonger shoves Double J with his boot back down to the ground.
JH “You were looked at as a Icon in Japan. One of their heros and you f*cking let them down! YOU DISAPOINT ME!!!! YOU SPIT IN THEIR FACES!!!! I didn’t know Caleb f*cking Hart was unbeatable Joe! I see Hart I see a f*cking guy you should f*cking SCHOOL! But NO! You f*cking roll over and suck his dick! You ALLOWED A f*cking TOOL BITCH SLAP YOU AROUND TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!!”
Hatemonger measures up Double J and kicks him square in the back. Joe holds his lower back in great pain. Hatemonger makes his way over the 2 monster truck tires near by.
JH “If you want my help then you need get series Joe! No more f*cking pussy footing around! It’s time to get MEAN!!! It’s time to get REAL!!! It’s time to feel some f*cking PAIN!!!!”
Hatemonger picks up one of the Monster Truck over his head and throws it at Double J! Joe eyes get wide and he scatters out of the way and the tire lands with a thump.
JH “I will NOT TRAIN A f*cking PUSSY JOE!!!! YOU WANT MY HELP! THEN IT’S TIME TO GET f*cking REAL!”
Double J rolls under ring and crawls to the other side and rolls out from under the ring and gets to his feet. He sprints towards Hatemonger and blindsides him with a charging knee to the back knocking Hatemonger down. Joe jumps up on the ring apron and as Hatemonger gets back to his feet Joe jumps towards him land a spinning heel kick right to the face of Hatemonger. Hatemonger lands next to the tire and Double J uses everything he has and flips the tire over on Hatemonger and then falls back on the floor to catch his breath.
JJ “So......when do we begin?”
Fade out.
JJ “You sure this is it?”
Nanook “The GPS is never wrong.”
JJ “He could have put a sign on it at least.”
Nanook “Well let’s go inside and see if this is the right place.”
They get out of the car and make their way up to the steel door. Joe pulls the door open and steps inside. Inside they walk into a small office looking room. No chairs, some old busted up motivational posters are on the walls from the prior business.
Nanook “I love what he has done with the place. “
JJ “I know right. Jeff?”
Joe calls out for his personal trainer but hears nothing. There is a door leading out of the office to the wide open space that is the Wickedly Painful Gym. In middle of the place is a old ring from years gone by when Joe’s dad ran a wrestling promotion in Vermont. It was the ring that got used for every show in every high school gym all over the state. It has miles and miles on it. The corner posts are rusted, the plywood is warped in some places and the “padding” and cover are faded, ripped, torn and smells like ass. Jeffrey did pop for new ropes, but didn’t tape the ropes up. All around the ring up against the walls is every old beat up weight bench, treadmill, squat machines one could find, some of the stuff even looks home made. 2 monster truck tires lean up against the wall, and a chain from a old crab boat is piled up next to them. It is a far cry from any up scale gym one could use nowadays. Hell half of the building isn’t even light.
JJ “Jeff?”
Joe walks out towards the ring, past a huge stack of pallets. He sets his gym bag on the floor and looks around the place.
Nanook “I hope the hot tub isn’t second hand.”
JJ “I’d be surprised if there was such a thing here. JEFF!”
Nanook “Well in that case you have fun here getting lock jaw from a lack of tetanus shots. I’m going to a proper gym.”
JJ “You never go to the gym.”
Nanook “I do to!”
JJ “Yeah only ones with spas.....”
Just then from the shadows Hatemonger spears Double J into the floor. Screaming and grunting the whole way, Hatemonger kicks Double J while he is on the ground holding his side. Nanook starts to freak out.
Nanook “WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”
Hatemonger takes Double J by the head and brings him to his feet, then sends him into the stack of pallets. Nanook shoves Hatemonger, Hatemonger being the picture of steroid abuse spins around and glares at Nanook.
Nanook “You crazy F***!”
Hatemonger connects with a foot across the face of Double J. Hatemonger starts to land several rights on Double J. Nanook grabs Hatemonger and tries to pull him off of Double J. Hatemonger stands up, kicks Joe and spins around and lands a upper cut on Nanook stunning him. Hatemonger than scoops all 400 pounds of Nanook up in a body slam and drops him on top of Double J!
JH “You’re weak!”
Hatemonger rolls Nanook out of the way and picks Double J up, He picks Double J up in a bear hug, and lounges forward driving him into the stack of pallets.
JH “You travel all the way to Japan and LOOSE! You lost a shot at Gold Joey!!!! You f*cking FAILED!!!!”
Hatemonger whips Double J into the old ring, Joe slams into the corner post and collapses to the floor, coughing, trying to catch his breath.
JH “You’re WEAK!!!! You’ve gone SOFT JOE!!! SOFT!!!! You f*cking...PUSSY!!!!”
Hatemonger slowly stalks Double J who is trying to get to his feet but is stumbling in doing so. Hatemonger shoves Double J with his boot back down to the ground.
JH “You were looked at as a Icon in Japan. One of their heros and you f*cking let them down! YOU DISAPOINT ME!!!! YOU SPIT IN THEIR FACES!!!! I didn’t know Caleb f*cking Hart was unbeatable Joe! I see Hart I see a f*cking guy you should f*cking SCHOOL! But NO! You f*cking roll over and suck his dick! You ALLOWED A f*cking TOOL BITCH SLAP YOU AROUND TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!!”
Hatemonger measures up Double J and kicks him square in the back. Joe holds his lower back in great pain. Hatemonger makes his way over the 2 monster truck tires near by.
JH “If you want my help then you need get series Joe! No more f*cking pussy footing around! It’s time to get MEAN!!! It’s time to get REAL!!! It’s time to feel some f*cking PAIN!!!!”
Hatemonger picks up one of the Monster Truck over his head and throws it at Double J! Joe eyes get wide and he scatters out of the way and the tire lands with a thump.
JH “I will NOT TRAIN A f*cking PUSSY JOE!!!! YOU WANT MY HELP! THEN IT’S TIME TO GET f*cking REAL!”
Double J rolls under ring and crawls to the other side and rolls out from under the ring and gets to his feet. He sprints towards Hatemonger and blindsides him with a charging knee to the back knocking Hatemonger down. Joe jumps up on the ring apron and as Hatemonger gets back to his feet Joe jumps towards him land a spinning heel kick right to the face of Hatemonger. Hatemonger lands next to the tire and Double J uses everything he has and flips the tire over on Hatemonger and then falls back on the floor to catch his breath.
JJ “So......when do we begin?”
Fade out.