Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 15:38:50 GMT
Billy's El Camino pulls up in front of Joe's gym and he slowly drags himself out from the car. He slowly shuts the drivers side door and leans up against the car holding his head. He's squinting as the bright early morning sun is killing his eyes. He fumbles around with his Gargoyle sun glasses and slides them on. Once he has them on and blocking out the morning sun Billy tilts his head back.
"oh my god......I think I am going to die."
Billy is in real rough shape. It's been a tough couple of days. Monday he got a tattoo of Cindy's name, Wednesday they broke up when at a party Billy got drunk and hooked up with her boss Beth. Thursday Billy spent the day in bed nursing his kidney back to life and listening to Beth ramble on nonstop which drive Billy to drink again. Now today it's back to work and he's not looking forward to it.
After a few minutes Billy runs his hands through his hair, his nasty greasy hair as he hasn't showered since Sunday....morning, many hours after his match. He pushes off the side of his car and spins around and reaches into the bed of his car and pulls the UWL World Tag Team title out from the bed. Billy slaps some dirt and mud off of it and holds it up. It's still pretty dirty. Rolling around in the bed of his car is a water bottle. Billy takes the bottle and unscrews the top and pours some water on the title and takes his hand and scrubs the dirt and grime off of it. With it somewhat cleaner Billy holds it up. To him it looks clean, and then he sniffs it. That's when his gag reflex kicks it. The leather backing of the title reeks. Billy has a short bout of the dry heaves. He double overs and tries not throwing up and drops the title on the blacktop. Ever since his big win Saturday, Billy partied it up. And for a while the UWL tag team title was the main event in the party as people did shots off of the title, Cindy, Beth, some chick named Linda wore the title while doing body shots and the leather soaked up some alcohol. Then Linda and her best friend Jenny found a old kiddies pool and filled it with jello and whip cream and had a jello match. Jenny won the match and was wearing the title, and Linda demanded a rematch right then and there and went on the attack and 20 minutes later with both girls almost naked the title was covered in whip cream, jello and got beer soaked soon after words. Then it laid around in the back of the car for a day and got cooked by the sun. It smells great!
Billy opens his car door and scoops the title up and slings it in the car and slams the door. The title bounces off the seat and ends up on the floor in a heap. Billy washes out his mouth and throat with the piss warm water bottle. After spitting out the water he tosses the water bottle into the bed of his car.
"Oh man....Jesus."
He gathers himself again and starts to make his way towards the front door........
Couple of minutes later Billy is pushing the door open to the gym and he removes his sun glasses as he moves through the doorway and he spots Nanook and Joe already talking by the practice ring. Billy slowly makes his way towards them and the heat is cranking inside the gym, so much so that Billy has to slide his jacket off, his brand new 6 time Jimmy Johnson champions jacket and hat. He takes both of them off and sets them on a weight bench,
"What did you do?" Joe instantly asks thinking Billy cut himself or something.
"Sorry I'm late. This? I got a tattoo."
Joe rolls his eyes. Nanook takes a sigh of relief. "Tat of what?" he asks.
You can tell Billy doesn't want to show off his new ink but gives in and pulls back the bandage to reveal his bold "Cindy" Tattoo.
"Who the F*** is Cindy?"
"Wow you two must be serious." Nanook says but Billy lowers his head.
"We broke up yesterday. She caught me with her boss fooling around."
Joe covers his face with his right hand and shakes his head. Nanook wants to laugh but fights the urge. "Okay?" He says instead.
"Man this sucks. I really liked her too. I'm such a idiot."
Joe pushes himself off of ring. "So we're fighting Archer and Emma Douglas next week. Non title match. I know how you feel about fighting the girls, but Billy......I don't know what to tell you. Emma is manly enough looking chick so just think about her as if she was a dude. Other than that, I don't know what to tell you other than get your shit together."
And then Joe slaps Billy right in his new tat which only stings like a mother and Billy grabs his arm and wants to scream but nothing comes out.
Joe makes his way out of the gym and into the front office slamming the door behind him. The sting is starting to leave Billy's arm and Nanook crosses his arms and his feet as he's leaning back up against the ring. Billy wipes a tear from his eye.
"I'm not fightin' no girl. I told you that after I fought Hoshi and Kira. I swore to you that I'ma not doin' that again!"
"I know."
"I don't care if we lose the match. I'ma not gunna fight Emma. No way, no how. Ain't happening!"
"Now Billy I know how you feel about fighting a girl and all, but you are one half of the UWL Tag Team Champions."
"And we're awesome champions too."
"And Emma and Archer will be looking to make a huge statement in this match against you and Joe. If they win this match because you won't face Emma.....they can demand a title match right before the tag team coronation cup tournament. And since you won't fight a girl, the odds of winning that match is slim. You two need to go into the Coronation cup as the tag champions. It'll be your advantage in the tournament."
"I get all of that Nanook. I really do but mama raised me to never hit a girl even if she has a better mustache than I do. I'ma not going to fight Emma. I know we might lose this match because of this, but I have to stand my ground here."
"Do I have to call Rayne*?"
Billy instantly gets pale white.
"No...no you don't need to call her!"
"Are you sure? Because I'm sure she would get on the next plane out of London and fly here to teach you a lesson or two."
"No....no you don't have to do. Let's not bring Rayne into this."
Nanook pushes off of the ring and gets right in Billy's face.
"Then I suggest you nut up and grow a sack and slap that man beast Emma across her freakishly huge forehead. Or I will call Rayne and send for a private jet to get her here ASAP."
Nanook looks Billy over, head to toe.
"I know she'll gladly beat you into next week."
Nanook walks away leaving Billy standing there rubbing his stomach not really wanting to deal with Rayne again.
FTB.................
*Rayne (Wife's character) along with Mad Cyril trained Billy and Billy ended up with a crush on Rayne, which she then beat out of him. Other than Hoshi and Kira from CanX, Rayne was the only (and first) girl Billy ever hit, which Rayne made Billy regret right away. This tale will be in a developmental RP someday.