RP#16

Kip Anderson is at Joe's gym today with a camera crew and he is standing in front of the ring with a mic in hand.

KA "Good day UWL fans and I'm Kip Anderson out in the bitter cold getting the latest news and rumors for you the fans. Today I am with one half of the UWL Tag Team Champions as he prepares himself for his match at Access Denied against Phoenix Winterborn. I am of course talking about NASCAR Billy! Billy!"

Kip looks to his left and slowly walking in wearing a old pair of jeans, untied work boots, a old dirty dusty Carhart jacket and his trusty Dale JR camo hat is NASCAR Billy. We can see the tag team title peeking out from under his coat and Billy looks like he hasn't bathed since Saturday. He hasn't shaved and his hair is a matted mess.

KA "Billy. You look a little less for wear. Are you okay?"

Billy doesn't look down at Kip. He's staring up at the ceiling.

KA "Billy?"

Billy slowly raises his hand up holding his index finger out. Kip raises the mic up to Billy.

"What happened Saturday night! Yes....Saturday night! Saturday night! SAT! UR! DAY! NIGHT!"

Billy's hand starts to shakes as he is still looking up at the ceiling.

"Going two hundred miles an hour into the wall. Screeching tires. Smoke. Oil line bursting into flames! The sound of metal! Twisting! Breaking! Smashing! That was Saturday night!"

Kip slowly lowers the mic unsure of Billy is going to say anything more.

KA "I-I don't follow? Are you okay?"

"I don't know how else to say this Kip...."

Billy says in a low monotone voice.

"But that is the last time I lose to Archer........Archer......ARCHER!!! I don't know who you think are.......but the next time we are in the same ring, in the same building, on the same night, at the same time........."

Billy lowers his eyes and looks right into the camera.

"You won't walk out of that ring that we are in being herald as the victor. No more gimmicks, no more anywhere, anyplace, any how Mickey mouse matches. No more trash cans, sledge hammers and ladder matches. No Archer what I am talking about is a good old fashion beat down and this time.....yeah this time. They. Them. Whoever will have to PULL me off of you to save you! I am the UWL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! And you make me a mockery. You poke fun of me. You ruin everything I have built for myself here in the UWL and it's all because you are jealous of me. You hear the fans cheering! You hear the fans chanting my name and you want this. You yearn for this. You want what I have and you know no matter how hard you try to have what I have you will never have what I have. You need to check yourself in the mirror Archer. Ask yourself why you have sinned. Get down on your knees and ask Jesus Christ why you have the dark hole in your heart, in your soul when it comes to me."

Billy takes a step back takes off his hat and runs his hand through his hair. Kip is almost flabbergasted by Billy's behavior. Billy gathers his thoughts and holds his hat in his hands and step back towards Kip.

"I refuse to be made a fool again. I refuse to lose again. I refuse to be taken down by two people who's hearts are filled with hatred. Jealously will get you no where Archer. This match we will have in the near future and Yes, we will have that match I promise you will be more than a title match. It will be THEE MATCH between Bad Intentions and the Tag Team Champions. All of the wrongs of the last couple weeks, will be righted on that night! I will defeat Archer. I will make Emma pay for putting her hands on me. I tried to be nice. I tried to be the gracious champion and allowing you to believe that you have a chance to beat us, but those days are over with! I will not be nice no more! I will no longer be gracious! You two DO NOT have a chance to defeat us! Not after that attack, not after our last two matches Archer, not ever. When you get in that ring against us, it will be for the FINAL TIME! I am the Champion and you can kiss my a...."

Kip pulls the mic away from Billy.

KA "Billy! Billy! Calm down. Come on buddy. Relax. Listen I don't like where you are at emotionally. How about we change the subject? Yeah?"

"It is true Kip. I am.....not myself but I have been wide awake at night as the disrespect Bad Intentions has shown me has been feeding my need, my need to get back in that ring...."

Kip cuts Billy off.

KA "And you will get back in the ring this week against Winterborn. What do you think of that Billy?"

Billy nods his head, several times. He balls up his fists and step sin front of Kip.

"As God is my witness! Winterborn does not stand a chance this week! As God is my witness! Winterborn will have to get into the ring with one very upset and pissed off NASCAR BILLY! As god is my witness!!!! A bruised ego. A broken leg! A crushed vertebrae will not slow me down! I will run down Winterborn like Dale Earnhart SR. at Dega side drafting his way to the front with only three laps left to take the checker flag! I am on a mission that he can stop. Winterborn can not derail! Winterborn will get hurt! Winterborn will get broken! I WILL WIN.....AT ANY COST!!!!!"

Billy's whole body shakes as Billy raises his fists up by his head and shakes uncontrollably and Kip turns white, almost afraid. After a couple of seconds Billy stops shaking and all calm like looks at the camera.

"If you ain't first. You just suck!"

FTB.