Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 22, 2014 14:12:36 GMT
Backstage at Destiny VII......
We find Nanook right where we left him. On his cell phone talking to someone from the front office of the UWL. Why Nanook just didn't go track them down instead of burning minutes on his phone we'll never know why, but by the sounds of it Nanook has made some headway in Joe's match with Hart......
Nanook is sitting in front of Joe's locker on a folding chair hunched over looking down at the floor with the cell glued to his ear. Nanook hasn't told Joe about what the front office has planned for him allowing Joe to focus in on his match against Xplode and it's right now that Nanook is happy that he hasn't said a word to Joe about either.
Nanook "I can live with that and I'm sure Double J will be okay with that too. Next week we'll have the TV title match like we planned. Then I'm sure my client would love to get his hands on Wolf Parker."
Even though Destiny VII is going on there is a show next week and work is going on behind the scenes lining up matches for next week. By the sounds of it one match has been set.
Nanook "I know Joey has looked forward this match for a while now. It is safe to say that it's been far too long since when the match was made till now."
Nanook leans back in the chair to stretch his back and on the TV in the locker room up on the wall is Joe's match against Xplode is going on. The volume was set on mute so Nanook had no idea it was going on. He looked up just in time to see Xplode get the win and win the block to move on and face Reed. Nanook closes his eyes and sighs a little bit in the lose. Hopefully Joe will take the news of his match next week against Hart good.
Nanook "I'll tell him. Okay. Thanks for listening and working with me. Okay bye."
Nanook taps the screen and ends the call. He stands up and waddles over to the TV and watches the reply of the match before they cut to the next match.
Nanook "Damn it!"
A few days ago at McGhee Tyson Airport.....
Hatemonger made it to the airport just in time to pick up his wife. He arrived just as the plane was landing and he sprinted through the air port to the gate that she was scheduled to get off at. Hatemonger stands just behind the security line holding up a cardboard sign that reads
He holds the sign over head and waits as people start to make their way out from the gate. At first Jeff doesn't see her and he starts to worry that she missed her flight or worst he already missed her. He hasn't heard from her since she boarded the plane so if she missed it or something you think she would have texted him. After about 40 people make their way off the plane, Hatemonger and all six feet 4 inch of him spots her making her way off of the plane.
JH "OH!!! THERE SHE IS!!! MY BEUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL WIFE!!!! HONEY!!!! HONEY!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!"
Jeff starts to jump up and down while still holding the sign above his head. People stop and watch the freak show carry on.
JH "HONEY!!!! HONEY!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! OH DEAR LORD I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Megan.......
.......steps off of the plane and pauses as she spots her man jumping up and down and screaming at the top of his lungs. At first she is embarrassed and covers his face with his hands. Hatemonger can no longer contain himself. He drops his sign and runs up to her not caring about the security part. When Hatemonger is a couple of feet away from her he drops to his knees and slides to a stop just a foot in front of her. Megan's face is so red from embarrassment she doesn't know what to say but Hatemonger on the other hand won't shut up and is shedding tears. Big muscle boy is crying.
JH "I love you! I love you so much! I have missed you...oh lord have I missed you!"
Jeff kneels and starts to kiss her feet. She's wearing sandals and he unhooks then and slides one of her feet out. Megan who just wants to die at this point meekly tell her husband to stop it. Jeff starts to kiss her feet.
JH "OH! Honey! I love you with all my heart! I have not been complete the whole time I have been here. Oh how I love you feet!"
Megan "I love you too.....now please get up, you're making a scene."
Hatemonger then kisses her ankle, and then her shin.
JH "I'm so happy you are here! You don't know how much I have missed you!"
Hatemonger kisses her knee and then just above her knee. She's wearing a dress and Hatemonger is holding her by the sides of her thighs. She at this point wishes someone would kill her. Hatemonger kisses the front of her one thigh (through the bottom of her dress).
JH "I don't ever want to go this long with out ever seeing you again....I love you soooo much.....I would move a mountain to never let go of you!"
Megan "Sweetheart please stand up! You're embarrassing me....WHOA!"
Hatemonger lifts her dress and sticks his head under it and kisses her some more. This caught her totally off guard and she starts to slap Jeff to get him to stop.
Megan "Stop that!!!! Oh dear lord! Jeff!!!! I miss you too but you need for the love of god stop that!!!!!!! NOW!!!"
Megan takes a step back while yanking down on her dress and slapping Hatemonger. She frees herself from the kissing monster and she has a thought of turning around and getting back on the plane with all the onlookers with their smart phones tapping this. Hatemonger still on his knees is grinning from ear to ear. He licks his lips savoring the kisses he just planted.
JH "Honey! You didn't tell me you weren't wearing panties."
Megan has a shocked look on her face and turns her back towards Hatemonger and buries her face in her hands. Hatemonger slowly gets back to his feet never taking his eyes off of her, eying her like she is a piece of meat and he is a hungry wolf that hasn't eaten in a week. He comes up from behind her, placing his hands on her shoulder and slowly embracing her wrapping his arms around her and reaching around and giving her a peck on the neck.
JH "Thank you! I loved that little surprise."
Megan chuckles and slaps him on the arm. "That was for later you little piggy."
Hatemonger hugging her now. "You know the hotel is right next door...."
Megan "What? No dinner?"
JH "I'm eating out."
Megan smiles and again slaps him on the arm. "Oh you think so huh."
JH "Yup!"
Hatemonger then scoops Megan up in his arms and she screams as Hatemonger than starts to carry her out of the airport. She' holding on to him tightly because she doesn't like being picked up like that. Her pleas to put her down falls on deaf ears as Hatemonger makes his way through the airport declaring...
JH "MAKE WAY!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWEAT LOVING!!!!!"[/color]
After Joe's match....
Nanook is pacing as he waits for Double J to make his way towards the locker room and soon enough Double J walks into the room. Nanook stops and faces Joe. Joe who picked up a towel along the way is wiping his face free of sweat.
Nanook feels that he has to say something but the words, they don't come to mind. Joe towels himself off and tosses the towel on the floor and in middle of the room is a cooler full of water and what not. Joe reaches in the ice and fetches himself a ice cold bottle of water. He unscrews the top and takes a big healthy gulp of water and then looks at Nanook.
JJ "So with the cup finally out of the way. When do I get my match against Hart?"
Nanook is somewhat relieved. "Funny you ask that."
Joe takes a step towards Nanook "What's so funny about it?"
Nanook "Oh nothing! Really. Well I mean it's funny that you just asked about it because I have been on the phone all week with UWL management about that match."
JJ "And?"
Nanook "Your match with Caleb Hart...."
JJ "Two out of three falls for the TV title."
Nanook "Yes, that match. That match will take place..."
JJ "Out with it!"
Nanook "Next week. That match will take place next week."
Joe finishes off the water bottle and screws the cap back on it and tosses it into his locker.
JJ "Good! About time!"
Joe sits down on the folding chair Nanook was using earlier and starts to untie his boots. He doesn't say anything after that and Nanook is walking on egg shells.
Nanook "So...."
JJ "Before you say something you'll regret later. Just drop it! I know! I didn't beat Xplode. Maybe next time."
Joe kicks off his one boot and starts to work on his other boot.
JJ "Winning the Cup wasn't my goal anyway. Right now the big picture is my match next week. That is the match I care about it. That is my only focus. This shit with Hart......It ends next week!"
Joe kicks off his other boot stands up and strips off his trunks. He looks Nanook in the eye.
JJ "Hart is going down!"
Nanook "Okay."
Joe then makes his way towards the shower as we cut from Destiny VII..........
Outside of the Myrtle Beach Convention Center is Double J Joe Jones hours after Destinty VII. The convention center is in the back ground over Joe's shoulder. Joe is sporting a white button up shirt and a nice new Tampa Bay Rays hats.
"I'm not going to stand here and dwell over what could have been here tonight in the Coronation cup. In fact I am sick and tired of saying Coronation cup and that is the last time I am saying it. My hat goes off to Xplode who not only got the best of me here tonight but got past Aries Reed to face Robb Daniels in the finals. Your road to the final was more diffcult here tonight than Daniels. To Robb Daniels congrats on the win and blah blah blah. I'm sure everyone is kissing your ass right now and perhaps Cocheese should be looking over his shoulder as you go to cash in your winnings you earned here tonight. But right now the cup is behind us and I'm done with it. NOW....now it is time to get to buisness and that buisness is taking the UWL TV title away from Caleb Hart!"
Double J rubs the side of his jaw.
"Finally! The news I have been waiting for was delievered to me. Nanook looked me in the eye here tonight after my match with Xplode and said, the time is now, the time to step in the ring against Hart one on one for the TV title. There is no Roach in this match. There is no Aphonic in this match. There is no f*cking Wolf Parker and Troy Vincent in this match Hart. It is just you and me and no one else. This week everyone in the UWL will see that you Hart, is nothing but a farse. You have nothing but empty victories over me. You get rejects like SVD to beat up on and you walk around here like you are king shit. Well Hart, the clock is ticking. Your run is all but up, and it comes to a end this week. The wait is over with Hart. This week it will take 2 pin falls to win, and that is something you simply can't do. Soon the cat will be out of the bag as I expose you as a fraud, a liar, a cheater and unworthly of even thinking that you could consider yourself the greatest TV champion of all time. I have been waiting for 2 months for this match."
Joe rubs his hands together and smiles.
"Oh man! It is going to perfect, a picture perfect moment in time when I pin you twice to snatch that TV title you hold near and dear to your heart away from you. When I hoist that title up in the air and hold it high in the air in victory....."
Joe closes his eyes and tilts his head back some as he pictures himself holding the title over Hart's fallen body.
"That will make everything I have gone through since I arrived here in the UWL, worth it. You better be ready Hart. I know I am. More than you will ever know. You are looking at the next UWL Television champion. "
Joe opens his eyes and looks into the camera.
"Yeah I said it. You got a problem with that Hart?"
Scene fades to black as Joe begins to laugh.................
We find Nanook right where we left him. On his cell phone talking to someone from the front office of the UWL. Why Nanook just didn't go track them down instead of burning minutes on his phone we'll never know why, but by the sounds of it Nanook has made some headway in Joe's match with Hart......
Nanook is sitting in front of Joe's locker on a folding chair hunched over looking down at the floor with the cell glued to his ear. Nanook hasn't told Joe about what the front office has planned for him allowing Joe to focus in on his match against Xplode and it's right now that Nanook is happy that he hasn't said a word to Joe about either.
Nanook "I can live with that and I'm sure Double J will be okay with that too. Next week we'll have the TV title match like we planned. Then I'm sure my client would love to get his hands on Wolf Parker."
Even though Destiny VII is going on there is a show next week and work is going on behind the scenes lining up matches for next week. By the sounds of it one match has been set.
Nanook "I know Joey has looked forward this match for a while now. It is safe to say that it's been far too long since when the match was made till now."
Nanook leans back in the chair to stretch his back and on the TV in the locker room up on the wall is Joe's match against Xplode is going on. The volume was set on mute so Nanook had no idea it was going on. He looked up just in time to see Xplode get the win and win the block to move on and face Reed. Nanook closes his eyes and sighs a little bit in the lose. Hopefully Joe will take the news of his match next week against Hart good.
Nanook "I'll tell him. Okay. Thanks for listening and working with me. Okay bye."
Nanook taps the screen and ends the call. He stands up and waddles over to the TV and watches the reply of the match before they cut to the next match.
Nanook "Damn it!"
A few days ago at McGhee Tyson Airport.....
Hatemonger made it to the airport just in time to pick up his wife. He arrived just as the plane was landing and he sprinted through the air port to the gate that she was scheduled to get off at. Hatemonger stands just behind the security line holding up a cardboard sign that reads
MY FINE WIFE!
[/center]He holds the sign over head and waits as people start to make their way out from the gate. At first Jeff doesn't see her and he starts to worry that she missed her flight or worst he already missed her. He hasn't heard from her since she boarded the plane so if she missed it or something you think she would have texted him. After about 40 people make their way off the plane, Hatemonger and all six feet 4 inch of him spots her making her way off of the plane.
JH "OH!!! THERE SHE IS!!! MY BEUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL WIFE!!!! HONEY!!!! HONEY!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!"
Jeff starts to jump up and down while still holding the sign above his head. People stop and watch the freak show carry on.
JH "HONEY!!!! HONEY!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! OH DEAR LORD I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Megan.......
.......steps off of the plane and pauses as she spots her man jumping up and down and screaming at the top of his lungs. At first she is embarrassed and covers his face with his hands. Hatemonger can no longer contain himself. He drops his sign and runs up to her not caring about the security part. When Hatemonger is a couple of feet away from her he drops to his knees and slides to a stop just a foot in front of her. Megan's face is so red from embarrassment she doesn't know what to say but Hatemonger on the other hand won't shut up and is shedding tears. Big muscle boy is crying.
JH "I love you! I love you so much! I have missed you...oh lord have I missed you!"
Jeff kneels and starts to kiss her feet. She's wearing sandals and he unhooks then and slides one of her feet out. Megan who just wants to die at this point meekly tell her husband to stop it. Jeff starts to kiss her feet.
JH "OH! Honey! I love you with all my heart! I have not been complete the whole time I have been here. Oh how I love you feet!"
Megan "I love you too.....now please get up, you're making a scene."
Hatemonger then kisses her ankle, and then her shin.
JH "I'm so happy you are here! You don't know how much I have missed you!"
Hatemonger kisses her knee and then just above her knee. She's wearing a dress and Hatemonger is holding her by the sides of her thighs. She at this point wishes someone would kill her. Hatemonger kisses the front of her one thigh (through the bottom of her dress).
JH "I don't ever want to go this long with out ever seeing you again....I love you soooo much.....I would move a mountain to never let go of you!"
Megan "Sweetheart please stand up! You're embarrassing me....WHOA!"
Hatemonger lifts her dress and sticks his head under it and kisses her some more. This caught her totally off guard and she starts to slap Jeff to get him to stop.
Megan "Stop that!!!! Oh dear lord! Jeff!!!! I miss you too but you need for the love of god stop that!!!!!!! NOW!!!"
Megan takes a step back while yanking down on her dress and slapping Hatemonger. She frees herself from the kissing monster and she has a thought of turning around and getting back on the plane with all the onlookers with their smart phones tapping this. Hatemonger still on his knees is grinning from ear to ear. He licks his lips savoring the kisses he just planted.
JH "Honey! You didn't tell me you weren't wearing panties."
Megan has a shocked look on her face and turns her back towards Hatemonger and buries her face in her hands. Hatemonger slowly gets back to his feet never taking his eyes off of her, eying her like she is a piece of meat and he is a hungry wolf that hasn't eaten in a week. He comes up from behind her, placing his hands on her shoulder and slowly embracing her wrapping his arms around her and reaching around and giving her a peck on the neck.
JH "Thank you! I loved that little surprise."
Megan chuckles and slaps him on the arm. "That was for later you little piggy."
Hatemonger hugging her now. "You know the hotel is right next door...."
Megan "What? No dinner?"
JH "I'm eating out."
Megan smiles and again slaps him on the arm. "Oh you think so huh."
JH "Yup!"
Hatemonger then scoops Megan up in his arms and she screams as Hatemonger than starts to carry her out of the airport. She' holding on to him tightly because she doesn't like being picked up like that. Her pleas to put her down falls on deaf ears as Hatemonger makes his way through the airport declaring...
JH "MAKE WAY!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWEAT LOVING!!!!!"[/color]
After Joe's match....
Nanook is pacing as he waits for Double J to make his way towards the locker room and soon enough Double J walks into the room. Nanook stops and faces Joe. Joe who picked up a towel along the way is wiping his face free of sweat.
Nanook feels that he has to say something but the words, they don't come to mind. Joe towels himself off and tosses the towel on the floor and in middle of the room is a cooler full of water and what not. Joe reaches in the ice and fetches himself a ice cold bottle of water. He unscrews the top and takes a big healthy gulp of water and then looks at Nanook.
JJ "So with the cup finally out of the way. When do I get my match against Hart?"
Nanook is somewhat relieved. "Funny you ask that."
Joe takes a step towards Nanook "What's so funny about it?"
Nanook "Oh nothing! Really. Well I mean it's funny that you just asked about it because I have been on the phone all week with UWL management about that match."
JJ "And?"
Nanook "Your match with Caleb Hart...."
JJ "Two out of three falls for the TV title."
Nanook "Yes, that match. That match will take place..."
JJ "Out with it!"
Nanook "Next week. That match will take place next week."
Joe finishes off the water bottle and screws the cap back on it and tosses it into his locker.
JJ "Good! About time!"
Joe sits down on the folding chair Nanook was using earlier and starts to untie his boots. He doesn't say anything after that and Nanook is walking on egg shells.
Nanook "So...."
JJ "Before you say something you'll regret later. Just drop it! I know! I didn't beat Xplode. Maybe next time."
Joe kicks off his one boot and starts to work on his other boot.
JJ "Winning the Cup wasn't my goal anyway. Right now the big picture is my match next week. That is the match I care about it. That is my only focus. This shit with Hart......It ends next week!"
Joe kicks off his other boot stands up and strips off his trunks. He looks Nanook in the eye.
JJ "Hart is going down!"
Nanook "Okay."
Joe then makes his way towards the shower as we cut from Destiny VII..........
Outside of the Myrtle Beach Convention Center is Double J Joe Jones hours after Destinty VII. The convention center is in the back ground over Joe's shoulder. Joe is sporting a white button up shirt and a nice new Tampa Bay Rays hats.
"I'm not going to stand here and dwell over what could have been here tonight in the Coronation cup. In fact I am sick and tired of saying Coronation cup and that is the last time I am saying it. My hat goes off to Xplode who not only got the best of me here tonight but got past Aries Reed to face Robb Daniels in the finals. Your road to the final was more diffcult here tonight than Daniels. To Robb Daniels congrats on the win and blah blah blah. I'm sure everyone is kissing your ass right now and perhaps Cocheese should be looking over his shoulder as you go to cash in your winnings you earned here tonight. But right now the cup is behind us and I'm done with it. NOW....now it is time to get to buisness and that buisness is taking the UWL TV title away from Caleb Hart!"
Double J rubs the side of his jaw.
"Finally! The news I have been waiting for was delievered to me. Nanook looked me in the eye here tonight after my match with Xplode and said, the time is now, the time to step in the ring against Hart one on one for the TV title. There is no Roach in this match. There is no Aphonic in this match. There is no f*cking Wolf Parker and Troy Vincent in this match Hart. It is just you and me and no one else. This week everyone in the UWL will see that you Hart, is nothing but a farse. You have nothing but empty victories over me. You get rejects like SVD to beat up on and you walk around here like you are king shit. Well Hart, the clock is ticking. Your run is all but up, and it comes to a end this week. The wait is over with Hart. This week it will take 2 pin falls to win, and that is something you simply can't do. Soon the cat will be out of the bag as I expose you as a fraud, a liar, a cheater and unworthly of even thinking that you could consider yourself the greatest TV champion of all time. I have been waiting for 2 months for this match."
Joe rubs his hands together and smiles.
"Oh man! It is going to perfect, a picture perfect moment in time when I pin you twice to snatch that TV title you hold near and dear to your heart away from you. When I hoist that title up in the air and hold it high in the air in victory....."
Joe closes his eyes and tilts his head back some as he pictures himself holding the title over Hart's fallen body.
"That will make everything I have gone through since I arrived here in the UWL, worth it. You better be ready Hart. I know I am. More than you will ever know. You are looking at the next UWL Television champion. "
Joe opens his eyes and looks into the camera.
"Yeah I said it. You got a problem with that Hart?"
Scene fades to black as Joe begins to laugh.................