RP#32

"You want to be Bobby Heenan you need to wear the wig!" Double J says as he is holding a real bad blonde wig and Nanook is looking at the wig with a look on his face that says No way man!

"And the suit!" Hatemonger chimes in with.

Nanook turns and Hatemonger is holding up a patent leather red suit.

"You're kidding right?" Nanook asks.

"Nope!" Joe says as he lacing up a pair of brand new pair of white wrestling boots. They match his all white full length tights. "If you want to come out to the ring with me you have to play the role Nanny. The wig and the suit and we'll do this!"

"Seriously?" Nanook asks again.

"Yup!" Joe says as he stands up. He then holds up a hand held mirror and check his killer stache.

"What about this guy? What is he dressing up as?" Nanook asks of Hatemonger.

"You'll see." Joe says.

Nanook lowers his head and takes the wig off of a table and takes the suit from Hatemonger. "Fine!" he says in defeat. Joe snickers as Nanook waddles off to get dressed.

"That means I get to come too!" Hatemonger asks.

"That was the bet so you better get ready!" Joe says as he slips into his Rick Rude robe.

"AWESOME!" Hatemonger says as he runs out of the room.

Joe turns and looks at himself in a full length mirror. He ties the robe closed in the front and poses.

"Damn! I look good!"

Scene opens up with Kip Anderson as Mean Gene standing in a run of the mill locker room. He's standing off to the one side of the frame with a mic in hand.

Mean Gene Kip Anderson "Hello wrestling fans and this week the action in the ring is going to be fast paced as The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase takes on my guest, Ravishing Rick Rude!"

Walking into the frame is Double J all dressed up as Rick Rude and Nanook all done up as Bobby the Brain with a real bad bleach blonde wig.

JJ "Hello Mean Gene!"

KA "Rick Rude this week you will face The Million Dollar Man in action in the squared circle."

JJ "Yeah and I heard the Million Dollar bum with his body "guard" (Joe does the air quote thing) Vagasil giving everyone a currency lesson Mean Gene! While Teddy was fanning himself with his stack of 100's I was out hunting big game!"

KA "Big game?"

JJ "Yeah Mean Gene! Big Game! You might not know this Mean Gene but US Treasury used to print bigger notes usually traded between banks back in the day! The bigger the note the easier it was for the banks to carry them around unnoticed!"

Nanook "It's amazing what you can learn when watching Pawn Stars Mean Gene! Hey! I think that Rolex is fake! I've seen one just like that one on Pawn Stars!"

KA "This watch is not fake! It was a present from my Grand Mother!"

Nanook "Well some one took your grand mom for a ride then!"

JJ "On my hunting trip Mean Gene if we can get back to the story, I was looking for the five hundred bill!"

Nanook "McKinley is on the $500 bill Mean Gene!"

JJ "I went looking for the Thousand Dollar Bill Mean Gene!"

Nanook "Cleveland is on the G Note!"

JJ "I tracked the Five Thousand dollar note!"

Nanook "In case you didn't know Mean Gene, Madison is on the 5G!"

JJ "I tracked that Five Thousand all the way to the not often seen Hundred Thousand dollar Bill!"

Nanook "Woody Wilson is on the 100G Mean Gene!"

JJ "But there was one note I couldn't find Mean Gene! I looked high and low, I looked over there and over here and it remained elusive. There is one bill that is so hard to find, so hard to get your hands on not even Ebony and Ivory and all the money they have in their money clip could buy! And that is the Ten Thousand dollar note and Mean Gene! Just who is on the ten thousand dollar?"

KA "I have no idea!"

Nanook "Figures!"

JJ "Mean Gene Salmon P Chase is the $10,000 bill and the ironic thing about that Mean Gene is that in Teddy's last 10,000 matches he has never faced someone as sexy as me! As highly skilled as me! Teddy has never faced someone as......GREAT as me and Teddy is lucky that this match doesn't put that Million Dollar Title on the line because I would TAKE that title and you Dibiase, would be chasing me for the 10,000 years trying to get that precises little title of yours back from me!"

Joe blows a kiss and walks past the camera and out of frame leaving Kip and Nanook alone when Hatemonger walks into the frame all done up as the Red Rooster! Kip just stares at him.

KA "Are you okay?"

Hatemonger "Yeah I'm fine!" and then Hatemonger crows like a rooster.

Nanook "Never mind him Mean Gene! He's just a knucklehead who was dropped on his head!"

FTB.