RP#58

At Joe's gym on a Thursday afternoon in good old Knoxville and Kip Anderson has stopped by to get the reaction from the UWL Tag Team Champions about the title match coming up next week. Inside the gym is Kip with NASCAR Billy and Joe Jones. Joe is wearing his workout stuff while Billy....Billy is wearing his Black #3 Dale SR. hat and a Junior Johnson Moonshine T shirt and has the UWL Tag title around his waist and has his thumbs hooked around treating it more as a huge ass belt buckle than a championship belt. Nanook is standing between Billy and Kip but in the background.

Kip "Hello to everyone in the UWL universe! I'm Kip Anderson and I'm with the UWL Tag Team Champions and of course I'm talking about Joe Jones and NASCAR Billy! It was announced earlier this week that you two will defend those titles against Rapid Angle next week at the 8th year celebration show. Billy. Last week you issued a challenge to the former champions and they excepted. Thoughts?"

Billy rubs his hands together and you can tell he has a lot to say but first he puts a hand on Kip's shoulder and removes his Gargoyle Dale SR. sunglasses.

Billy "First off Mr. Anderson, before I address the former champions. I have to ask you one thing. Are you okay?"

Kip "Am I okay?"

Billy "[/color=green]Yes. I ask because I saw what that bully Sean Landon did to you at the show. There is no reason for that. You have been nothing but nice to me ever since I stepped in the UWL and won these Tag Team Titles! You have been one of my biggest supporters and it PISSES me off to see some thug like Sean Landon bully you! Bullies are for losers Kip! Bullies should be treated like drugs Kip. Just say NO to bulling! You know Kip, I might not have finished high school but when I was in school they had a program called D.A.R.E. to keep kids off of drugs. That programs works because it kept me from smoking crack, doing blow and shooting up unlike some of my friends back home. But I think we should start a new program!"[/color]

Kip "Well Sean Landon has been fined and has to go take anger management classes and if he touches me again he's gone from the UWL so I don't think we need a program like DARE."

Billy shakes his head and puts his other hand on Kip's shoulder and looks him in the eye.

Billy "It's okay to admit that you have been bullied Kip. I know it's painful to relive what happened to you again but you have to be strong and don't let him get away with it again. You can save others Kip. You can save others from being bullied. You need B.A.R.E."

Kip "Bare?"

Billy "Bully Abuse Resistance Education."

Joe closes his eyes and covers his face with his hands and slowly shakes his head.

Billy "With B.A.R.E. you can learn how to protect yourself and prevent yourself from being bullied again. Like tip #1 Kip. Don't travel alone at night in poor light places. That's where bullies like Sean Landon live just waiting to jump out of the bushes and attack you! Well light areas and travel with a buddy. There is safety in numbers Kip."

Joe removes his hands from his face and pats Billy on the shoulder.

Joe "Kip! If I can. May I?"

Joe is trying to save Kip from more BARE tips.

Kip "Yes."

Nanook has a puzzled look on his face as he's looking at something going on past the camera. He excuses himself and leaves.

Joe "It's safe to say that when it comes to the UWL Tag Team titles one team comes to mind and that team is Rabid Angle! They have won the titles countless times and it seems to be the only thing those two guys strive for here in the UWL, but that ride is coming to a end. A abrupt ending! Like a bad car crash on the side of the highway, the days of seeing Eddie Jones, Stephen Callaway either as Rabid Angle or has the Cazadors are OVER! There is a new team in town and that team currently have these titles firmly around their waist. Joe Jones and NASCAR Billy will go down as one the greatest tag teams in the history of the UWL when it is all said and done! After we defend the titles against you two next week, you will wish that you never attacked Billy after his match with Arch Stanton!"

Billy slides his Gargoyle Sun Glasses on and pats the face of the title.

Billy "Next week is next week and I'm confident that Joe and I will be walking out with these titles around our waist! But this week, I get my hands on that big lumbering goofball Stephen Callaway! And clearly Kip, Callaway is scared! He's frightened! He hasn't shown his face this week and there can only be one reason why Kip."

Kip "And what's that Billy?"

Billy "He's scared! He's scared of getting tagged with the Bump and Go from NASCAR Billy! He knows that I'm going to bring it! I'm channeling the spirit of Dale Earnhardt SR and I'm not scared of Stephen Callaway at all! I will face him head to head and knock him out of the way and go for the win! Kip! Dale SR did what he needed to win and he won 85 races and 7 championship! Kip! I'm going to 85 matches and 7 championships here in the UWL and guess what Kip?!"

Kip "WHAT?" Kip says with a smile.

Billy "This match with Stephen Callaway is my......"

Billy jumps and strikes a ninja looking stance. He twirls his arms around some before stopping and striking some sort of pose while holding up 3 fingers.

Billy "Third match in the UWL! Oh.......Kip! I feel great things this week!"

Joe "Sure that's not gas from that late night Taco Bell run you made last night?"

Billy "Oh no! I took Beano so there won't be any gas! I've got my number three hat on! This is match number 3 in the UWL! Dale SR. was just freaking awesome! There is no way I can lose! Stephen Callaway will have no clue what just hit Saturday night when I wreck him! When I spin him out and send him into the wall! I will lap him so many times his head will be forever spinning! He'll be seeing stars and tweety birds cuz I'm going up two rounds with the track bar, lowering the air pressure and getting better bite off! I'm going to leave Callaway loose off and he'll never be able to recover! BOOM!"

Billy slaps the face of the title with both hands.

Billy "NASCAR Billy wins again!"

Joe closes his eyes and shakes his head slightly. Nanook returns and looks rather annoyed.

Kip "Joe you face Eddie Jones and there is a buzz around the UWL about this match. Everyone can't wait to see just who is the better Jones!"

Joe "We don't need a match to see who is the better Jones. There is no debate! The better Jones is ME! It's always been ME! We don't even need a match to settle this debate! The answer has always been me! When this match is over with, and Eddie wakes up and pops his knee back into place, he's going to head down to county offices and legally change his name because he will soon discover that he has brought shame to the name Jones! Then next week....when Billy and I beat them again. He'll be digging that Cazador mask out of the trash and wearing it again. Consider yourself warned Eddie!"

Kip "And there you have it folks. As you can see these two are more than ready to defend their tag team titles. How will they fair this week? We will find out Saturday night!"

Billy "Hash tag we fight on Saturday night! SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!"

Kip, Nanook and Joe just look at Billy.

Nanook "What?"

Billy "What? I see that Alan Christopher guy type that on that tweet thing."

Joe "Retard."

Joe walks away shaking his head. Nanook just shakes his head too. Kip looks at Nanook.

Kip "Where did you go Nanook?"

Nanook "Oh some clowns were trying to crash the party. I got rid of them."

Kip "This looks like a questionable part of town. Surprised it doesn't happen more often."

FTB