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RP#32
Apr 21, 2014 20:59:01 GMT
Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 21, 2014 20:59:01 GMT
It's Monday afternoon outside of Joe's gym on the outskirts of Knoxville. ( Apparently at Honor and Glory Steve won the gym as well.) Billy pulls up in front of the gym all quiet like. He doesn't have his El Camino that is loud and proud. It's not his rusted out run down pick up truck that doesn't have any heat in it. He rolls up in Joe's old BMW. As he pulls into the parking lot Billy cuts the engine and pushes in the clutch and rolls into a parking spot. Using the parking brake Billy comes to a stop without making a noise. Billy slowly opens the door and ever slowly steps out of the BMW and stays low to the ground, like he's trying extra hard to not be seen. Billy slowly shuts the door on the Beamer but not all the way so it doesn't click shut. He pokes his head over the hood of the car and looks around. He slowly makes his way to the front of the car, still using it to hide behind it and peaks around the front of the car. He looks all around and slowly steps out from behind the Beamer staying low to the ground. He tippie toes to up against the building putting his back up against the building and staying put for a second. He inches his way towards the only window on the front of the gym and nudges his nose up to the lower corner of the window.....slowly peaking with one eye ball into the gym. Billy takes a quick breath in and glues himself up against the side of the wall and away from the window. He adjusts his hat real quick. "Okay....I've got dis." He whispers. Billy then leans back towards the window and peaks into the window again to see Steve Sinclair, Satan himself according to Billy in mist of his daily morning workout. Billy slowly ducks under the window and tip toes along the wall while staying low enough to not be seen in the window. Once past the window Billy stands up and takes off his hat and wipes his forehead with forearm. "Dat was close. Now to just git in dat office." Billy says as he takes 3 steps and is at the only front door. Billy peers into the front room through the all glass front door. No one is inside. Billy reaches for the door handle and tests the door to see if it would open, but discovers it is locked. "Damn it!" Billy says a touch above a whispers that time. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his key ring. He fumbles with the keys not even trying to keep the noise down till he finds the key he needs. "Yeah bitch!" Billy says as he slowly inserts the key into the lock this time while trying to not make a sound. He unlocks the front door and slowly opens the door just enough to step into the front room of the gym. Once inside he makes sure that the door doesn't slam behind him. In the display case that Joe and Nanook built and now sits empty for the most part is Billy's tag team title. "Sweet baby Jesus der she is. My belt!" Billy says as he eyes his belt. He can hear the weights rattle from the gym so Billy RUNS towards the display case. He leaps over the front desk and goes to open the sliding glass door but it is locked. "DAMN IT!" Billy says and in a panic he picks up the chair next to him and SMASHES the sliding glass door! Because that doesn't make a sound. Billy covers his face and raises his one leg up to cover his nads as glass comes raining down. He can hear the weight bar hit the ground in the gym and Billy snatches his belt and bolts from the front office. As you can guess the door to the gym swings open and Steve storms from the gym to find Billy stealing his belt. Billy rips open the door and it's a mad dash back to the car! "What are you doing stupid?" Steve shouts at Billy but he can't help but smile. Deep down he's proud that Billy had the balls to steal his belt back. Billy runs toward's Joe car, slides across the hood and quick as a jack rabbit climbs into the Beamer hits the starter button and it comes to life! Steve takes a couple of steps out of the gym into the parking lot as Billy slams the car in reverse and punches it. The rear tires have smoking rolling off of them as Billy snaps the car around, drops it into first and dumps the clutch. As he's laying the rubber down he sticks his fist out of the driver side window proudly holding up his middle finger. "WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!! FUCK YOU STEVE!!!! IMA GOTS MY BELT BACK BITCH!!!!!!!"And like that, Billy is dust in the wind.........
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RP#32
Apr 27, 2014 0:59:26 GMT
Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 27, 2014 0:59:26 GMT
The UWL banner is on display in the background as the redneck version of Gin and Juice plays as NASCAR Billy comes sliding into view looking like a fully clothed version of Tom Cruise from whatever stupid 80's movie that was from. Billy has his UWL Tag Team Title around his waist wearing it with pride as he claps his hands together and swivel his hips, holds his hands above his head and snaps his fingers, and pivots on the heel of his cowboy boot with his one leg moving his leg from side to side. "WHOOOOOOOO!!!! Hell yeah baby!"Billy spins around on the heel of his boot and when he spins around and faces the camera again he snaps his fingers, slaps his hands together and points at the camera and goes "WHOOOOOO!!!" One more time. "I told ya! I tried to warn ya, but I told ya! Kahzir. He's nuttin'!" slaps his hands together. "He got a face full of my bump and go and Kahzir! He was down and out fer da count! And Ima gunna tell ya folks. It felt......GREAT! To lay that mush mouth bastard out and put him in his place it put to rest any doubt der might have been 'bout you and Pine Baron gettin' a shot at dis."Billy stops moving about and hooks his thumbs around the face of the title and cocks his head to the side and smiles. He looks right at home with that belt around his waist. "Da UWL Tag Team Titles. Yeah dis mornin' Ivs gots my belt back and its right where it outta be, firmly around my waist where dis belt, it's gunna stay fer a real long time. Right now der be some peoples sayin' dat my time is up. Dat I won't be able to hold onto my belt no mo cuz Joe Jones isn't in my corner no mo! Der be people who just want to see NASCAR Billy fail!"Billy shakes his head no. "Dey want to see me lose my belt. Git embarrassed and what not but I have to let ya in on a secret. Dat stuff.....me loosin' dis. Gettin' schooled and what not. It ain't happenin'! And if you have any question 'bout dat, then you clearly weren't watchin' my match against Kahzir. Because der were many who thought I couldn't win dat match. And I just proved you all wrong in one match! Now....who looks like a idiot?"Billy runs his hand over the face of the title and is all happy as a pig in shit. "Speakin' of idiots. Looks like Emma and I, da Tag Team Champions will have our first match together dis week and as per of our agreement, dis is a dip and shine free week. So who did da UWL give us fer our first opponents? Why no one other den Rapid Angle. How many times do I have to beat des guys? Apparently one more time and you know what? I am fine with dat! In fact it has been a while since I have squared off against Eddie Jones and Stephen Callaway. Sometimes you just have to remind da teams under ya just who is charge around here. You know? Ima da best tag team champion of all time in da UWL and with Emma Douglas as my partner nowadays. we're gunna be unstoppable. We be one of dem old timely steam trains runnin' away down da tracks and da brakes don't work! 50 tons of pure muscle and some little team like Rabid Angle, dey ain't stoppin us! Pine Baron and Kahzir. Dey ain't stoppin' us either. And any other two knuckle heads in da UWL, you guys ain't stoppin us either. Since October...."Billy again pats the face of the title. "Dis title has been right here and dis is where it'll stay till when October rolls back around. With Joe on da shelve with a busted leg, dis is a new chapter in the title run of NASCAR Billy and with Emma by my side, with Emma being ruthless like she is, we will be da most dominate team da UWL has ever seen. Unlike Winterborn, I am the Phoenix that is rising up from da ashes of what should have been a complete disaster. Dis match dis week. It will cement my legacy in the tag team ranks ferever! Ima gots a lot to prove dis week, Ima ain't gunna lie, dis is a big match. Ima be honest right here. Dis is a match we.....yes we have to win and you know. All kidding aside. We will win dis match! I mean, gee it's only Rabid Angle! I know how easy it is to whip em around dat ring!"Billy unsnaps the belt from around his waist and holds it up. "And when WE win at Capital Clash, Ima gunna throw a party like da ones you have never seen before. It'll be...Epic. Just wait and see. Now...que da music!"The music starts to play and Billy starts to "dance" as the scene fades to black.
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