Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:30:48 GMT
Down at the gym in Vermont. A Green Man and one Rob Stallion along with Joe Jones arrived at the gym some time ago. Today is the day that they have been waiting for, well Green Man and Stallion has been anyways.
Today is the day that they train and practice on swing chairs. Much like batting practice for wrestlers. And today then wanted a real life dummy so they can practice on a moving object. That object is Joe Jones. He’s been fitted with a boxing helmet to help and protect him, but do you really think that is going to help him?
Joe stands in the ring as Green Man and Stallion enter the ring, each have a steel chair. Green Man spins the chair on one leg as he sizes it up.
“I don’t know. This one seems to be a little off balanced.” He says.
“Don’t worry about it. It’ll be okay.” Stallion says as he tries to hold the chair with one hand.
“I know but I want it to be perfect you know.” Green Man says as he picks up the chair with both hands, The seat or the front of the chair facing out.
“Come on Greeny. Like it makes a difference!” Stallion says.
Joe Jones takes a step out of the corner with fear in his eyes. “You know maybe you should find a better chair dad.” He suggests.
Green Man looks at the chair one more time. “Nah. This one will do just fine.” He says.
“Do I have to go through this?” Joe asks.
“Oh yeah. Have to toughen you up so the next time you won’t be a big pussy against Hammer. Trust me. This will hurt me more than you. This serves two purposes. One you get stronger and two. I get practice for my match.” Green Man says.
Joe wants to argue the point but Green Man swings the chair over head and brings it down on top of Joe’s skull. Joe double over and grabs his head and starts to stumbles around. He’s luck he has that helmet on. Green Man lays one across his back. Joe flinches and stands up right as he has all kinds of pain on his face. Green Man does a 360 degree spin and unloads with another on Joe’s back in the upper shoulder area. No doubt he will feel that one for a while. Green Man then takes the edge of the chair and drives it into Joe's ribs. Stallion with one hand smacks Joe across the back with his chair but doesn’t have the impact that Green Man’s does. Joe starts to move around as he tries to get away. Green Man takes the chair and smacks Joe across his ass. Joe jumps and starts to run around the ring as he grabs his ass. A look of shock is on his face. Green Man and Stallion chuckle as Green Man starts to chase Joe around. Green Man unloads one across Joe chest and then across his back before end the spin of death with on to the top of the head. Joe falls to one knee as he is showing great Mick Foley like feats of strength in taking such punishment like this. It then when Stallion does something really cool. He punts the chair like a football into Joe’s side as Joe crawls along the ring. Green Man pauses.
“Wow. That was cool.” He says. Green Man then stands over Joe and just pummels him into the mat with a few several shots on the back of Joe Jones. As Green Man as broken a sweat, he just continues on Joe beating him into submission. Stallion slides out the ring and tosses in a trash can, a new shinny one too. Then he also slides in a chair.
“COME ON JOE! GET UP AND BEAT YOUR OLD MAN’S ASS!” Stallion shouts on the outside.
Looks like we have a match on our hands. As Joe lays flat on the mat, Green Man takes the butt of the chair and drives it into Joe’s side just under the arm pit. Joe screams in pain and holds his side and rolls onto it. This leaves the other side open to which Green Man bashes on that too.
“GET UP JOE!” Stallion yells.
Green Man tosses the chair aside and reaches down and grabs himself a big old hand full of blonde hair. He yanks on it and Joe slowly raises to his feet. Green Man lands a good right in the face of Joe. Good think he is wearing that helmet. Green Man shoves Joe his son back into the corner. Green Man charges in with a flying elbow. Green Man then takes Joe by the hand and sends across the ring. Joe runs into the turnbuckle face first. He stumbles out of the ring and Green Man is their for a big old Belly to Belly suplex. Joe lands on the chair that Green Man was using. Joe sits upright in pain holding his side. Green Man Picks up the trash can and places it over Joe’s head. He then picks up the other steel chair. Green Man gets a r running start and just when he is about to make contact with the trash can, Joe lays down and Green Man’s momention carries him into the turnbuckle. Joe climbs to his feet and takes the trash can off his head. He hoists it above his head and as Green Man walks out of the corner Joe brings it crashing down over Green Man’s head. That rattles Green Man cage just a bit/ Joe drops the trash can that is pretty much all banged up. He picks up a chair and he hoist that above his head. As he makes his downward swing in hopes of hitting Green Man, Green Man tucks and slides out the way side stepping Joe Green Man hits a drop toe hold. Now I know what you thinking, wow a drop toe hold. But the beauty of the move is that Joe landed backwards on the very Trash can he used on his old man. As Joe lays on his back holding the back of his head Green Man picks him up. Green Man sends him into the ropes and as Joe comes charging off the ropes, Green Man goes to leap frog over him but Joe does a great counter move. He catches Green Man in a power bomb!
“YEAH! GOOD MOVE JOE!” Stallion yells on the outside of the ring.
Joe drives Green Man in to the mat then goes for the quick cover. Stallion jumps into the ring pretending to be the ref.
“ONE! TWO!” Stallion yells as he makes the count but Green Man kicks out. By now a small crowd has formed around the ring to take in a free match. Wouldn’t you?
Joe on one knee nails Green Man with a nasty left. Green Man rolls back on his back. Joe takes Green Man’s left arm and holds it out on the mat. He kicks his legs up in the air and comes down with a knee drop on his old man’s shoulder. Very text book like. He does the same move again. The pain can be seen on Green Man’s face. Joe figuring if twice was good, Three times would be better but as Joe kicks his legs up, Green Man kicks his up at the same time and in a sweet move locks Joe in leg scissors. When was the last time you say that move? Joe quickly tries to get out but Green Man has his feet hooked together. It’s a good move and a great counter but it has one draw back. It left Joe’s has free and He starts to hit Green Man in the head and soon Green Man breaks the move. Joe jumps to his feet and holds Green Man's legs. A few at ring side know what is next and they cheer. That made Joe feel good but the one second pause gave Green Man the opportunity he needed and he frees one leg and kicks Joe in the mid section. Green Man spins to his feet and dives at Joe landing a short but good spear take down on Joe. Green Man punches his own son the head a few times before going to his feet. He drop a standing leg drop and then he too goes for the cover.
“ONE! TOW! THR......TWO!!” Stallion says as Joe kicks out. :Hook the leg next time Greeny!” Stallion shouts out.
Green Man brings Joe to his feet and hooks him a suplex. Joe looks up out of the top of his eyes. He see a steel chair in the way, a chair that would break his fall. Not a good thing. Green man goes to hoist Joe above his head but Joe blocks it by hooking his leg around Green Man’s. Green Man tries again and Joe blocks it. Joe then free’s on hand and punches Green Man in the side and this allows Joe to quickly spin Green Man around and hoist Green Man up in the air. Joe holds Green Man upright in the air, shades of Mister Perfect and then falls back wards. Now you would think after all that blood rushing to Green Man’s head he would have blacked out or something and he would be as gone when he landed on that chair. But you have to remember Green Man is a twenty six veteran and he knows all the tricks while Joe has studied for six years he has had only three matches to his credit. Just not enough ring time you know. Anyways, Green Man some how kicks his weight to the side and he ends up landing on Joe! What a great counter and that gets a few cheers for the crowd that has stopped working out to see this match. Green Man remembers to hook the leg but Joe is still able to get the kick out before a one count! And that gets applause from the now growing crowd. Green man to ay that he is shocked is an under statement. Joe sits up with the air knocked out of him. Green Man plants his elbow on Joe’s neck. Green Man comes to his feet and he brings Joe with him. from behind, He hooks Joe in a full nelson. Joe counters with a kick back wards and that breaks the hold along with just about any move. Hardcore rules so it is allowed. Joe picks up a chair. He quickly like a cat spins and cracks Green Man on the top of the head with the chair. Green Man reels backwards. Joe nails his old man again. Green Man is now backed into the corner but that doesn’t stop Joe as he hits Green Man several times with the chair. Joe then discards the now broken chair. He jumps up to the second turnbuckle and holds Green Man head backwards.
“COME ON JOE! PRETEND THAT IS HAMMER! GET EM!” Stallion encourages Joe with.
Green Man was busted open with the final chair shot and Joe’s big right hands aren’t helping either. Joe punches Green Man and Green Man seems to be sliding downward with each punch. Now I know your thinking that Joe is putting the hurt on Green Man but apparently Green Man had an idea. His slumping allowed him to lift Joe on his shoulders.
Some big steroid freak just about now yells “YEAH!” as he shoots his closed fist in the air.
Green Man lands a running sit down power bomb. A good move yes. But it worked against him. Joe his son held on to Green Man’s head and when he dropped Joe it in sense allowed Joe to hit a neck breaker type of move. It was smart on his case and Stallion is impressed to say the least. Green Man rolls back on his back holding his head. Joe raises up off on the mat on his shoulders because his back hurts. He slowly rolls on to one shoulder as he reaches back and holds his back in pain. Green Man slowly gets back to his feet as he holds his head. Green Man stumbles backward and lands in the corner. He leans up against the turnbuckles as he keeps one eye open watching Joe. Joe ever so slowly makes it his way to one knee. His back is to Green Man. A mistake that Green Man will capitalize on. As Joe raises off his knees Green Man takes a running charge and grabs Joe by the back of his head and hits a bull dog and Joe’s faces crashes into the trash can. What are the odds you know. Green Man spins to his feet and lays the boots on Joe’s back. Green Man picks up a chair that is all busted up and he slams Joe in the lower back with it as Joe tries to lift himself up out of the trash can. Soon the chair just breaks into two. Green Man discards it and he drags Joe by the feet to the center of the ring. With Joe on his stomach, Green Man stands over him. Joe pushes his way up to his hands and knees. Green Man jumps and lands on the small of Joe’s back, weakening it. Joe pushes himself back up and Green Man does it again. Now it is time for the kill. Green Man hooks Joe into the camel clutch to the roar of the crowd.
Stallion gets down on the ma and asks Joe if he wants to tap. Joe shakes his head no. Green Man pulls back more on the move. Again Stallion asks Joe if he is okay. Joe screams in pain as his lower back is taking much of the move as Green Man leans back more and more on Joe’s lower back. Joe can’t take too much of this and then he taps Green Man’s leg and Stallion calls for the bell, if they had a bell that is.
Green Man breaks the hold and Joe doubles over in the fetal position holding his back. Green Man whips the blood away from his eyes. Stallion raises Green Man's hand in victory to the approval of everyone who stopped working out to watch the match.
“That was good old man!” Stallion says as he pushes Green Man. “Some more training and Scavenger will not be able to stand five minutes in the ring with you!” Stallions says. “Next time use more chairs and shit! After all it is a hardcore rules match!”
Green Man is about to say something when Joe in pain cries out. “NO MORE FOR TODAY!”
Stallion and Green Man look down at Joe and begin to laugh as the scene fades to black..........................................
Today is the day that they train and practice on swing chairs. Much like batting practice for wrestlers. And today then wanted a real life dummy so they can practice on a moving object. That object is Joe Jones. He’s been fitted with a boxing helmet to help and protect him, but do you really think that is going to help him?
Joe stands in the ring as Green Man and Stallion enter the ring, each have a steel chair. Green Man spins the chair on one leg as he sizes it up.
“I don’t know. This one seems to be a little off balanced.” He says.
“Don’t worry about it. It’ll be okay.” Stallion says as he tries to hold the chair with one hand.
“I know but I want it to be perfect you know.” Green Man says as he picks up the chair with both hands, The seat or the front of the chair facing out.
“Come on Greeny. Like it makes a difference!” Stallion says.
Joe Jones takes a step out of the corner with fear in his eyes. “You know maybe you should find a better chair dad.” He suggests.
Green Man looks at the chair one more time. “Nah. This one will do just fine.” He says.
“Do I have to go through this?” Joe asks.
“Oh yeah. Have to toughen you up so the next time you won’t be a big pussy against Hammer. Trust me. This will hurt me more than you. This serves two purposes. One you get stronger and two. I get practice for my match.” Green Man says.
Joe wants to argue the point but Green Man swings the chair over head and brings it down on top of Joe’s skull. Joe double over and grabs his head and starts to stumbles around. He’s luck he has that helmet on. Green Man lays one across his back. Joe flinches and stands up right as he has all kinds of pain on his face. Green Man does a 360 degree spin and unloads with another on Joe’s back in the upper shoulder area. No doubt he will feel that one for a while. Green Man then takes the edge of the chair and drives it into Joe's ribs. Stallion with one hand smacks Joe across the back with his chair but doesn’t have the impact that Green Man’s does. Joe starts to move around as he tries to get away. Green Man takes the chair and smacks Joe across his ass. Joe jumps and starts to run around the ring as he grabs his ass. A look of shock is on his face. Green Man and Stallion chuckle as Green Man starts to chase Joe around. Green Man unloads one across Joe chest and then across his back before end the spin of death with on to the top of the head. Joe falls to one knee as he is showing great Mick Foley like feats of strength in taking such punishment like this. It then when Stallion does something really cool. He punts the chair like a football into Joe’s side as Joe crawls along the ring. Green Man pauses.
“Wow. That was cool.” He says. Green Man then stands over Joe and just pummels him into the mat with a few several shots on the back of Joe Jones. As Green Man as broken a sweat, he just continues on Joe beating him into submission. Stallion slides out the ring and tosses in a trash can, a new shinny one too. Then he also slides in a chair.
“COME ON JOE! GET UP AND BEAT YOUR OLD MAN’S ASS!” Stallion shouts on the outside.
Looks like we have a match on our hands. As Joe lays flat on the mat, Green Man takes the butt of the chair and drives it into Joe’s side just under the arm pit. Joe screams in pain and holds his side and rolls onto it. This leaves the other side open to which Green Man bashes on that too.
“GET UP JOE!” Stallion yells.
Green Man tosses the chair aside and reaches down and grabs himself a big old hand full of blonde hair. He yanks on it and Joe slowly raises to his feet. Green Man lands a good right in the face of Joe. Good think he is wearing that helmet. Green Man shoves Joe his son back into the corner. Green Man charges in with a flying elbow. Green Man then takes Joe by the hand and sends across the ring. Joe runs into the turnbuckle face first. He stumbles out of the ring and Green Man is their for a big old Belly to Belly suplex. Joe lands on the chair that Green Man was using. Joe sits upright in pain holding his side. Green Man Picks up the trash can and places it over Joe’s head. He then picks up the other steel chair. Green Man gets a r running start and just when he is about to make contact with the trash can, Joe lays down and Green Man’s momention carries him into the turnbuckle. Joe climbs to his feet and takes the trash can off his head. He hoists it above his head and as Green Man walks out of the corner Joe brings it crashing down over Green Man’s head. That rattles Green Man cage just a bit/ Joe drops the trash can that is pretty much all banged up. He picks up a chair and he hoist that above his head. As he makes his downward swing in hopes of hitting Green Man, Green Man tucks and slides out the way side stepping Joe Green Man hits a drop toe hold. Now I know what you thinking, wow a drop toe hold. But the beauty of the move is that Joe landed backwards on the very Trash can he used on his old man. As Joe lays on his back holding the back of his head Green Man picks him up. Green Man sends him into the ropes and as Joe comes charging off the ropes, Green Man goes to leap frog over him but Joe does a great counter move. He catches Green Man in a power bomb!
“YEAH! GOOD MOVE JOE!” Stallion yells on the outside of the ring.
Joe drives Green Man in to the mat then goes for the quick cover. Stallion jumps into the ring pretending to be the ref.
“ONE! TWO!” Stallion yells as he makes the count but Green Man kicks out. By now a small crowd has formed around the ring to take in a free match. Wouldn’t you?
Joe on one knee nails Green Man with a nasty left. Green Man rolls back on his back. Joe takes Green Man’s left arm and holds it out on the mat. He kicks his legs up in the air and comes down with a knee drop on his old man’s shoulder. Very text book like. He does the same move again. The pain can be seen on Green Man’s face. Joe figuring if twice was good, Three times would be better but as Joe kicks his legs up, Green Man kicks his up at the same time and in a sweet move locks Joe in leg scissors. When was the last time you say that move? Joe quickly tries to get out but Green Man has his feet hooked together. It’s a good move and a great counter but it has one draw back. It left Joe’s has free and He starts to hit Green Man in the head and soon Green Man breaks the move. Joe jumps to his feet and holds Green Man's legs. A few at ring side know what is next and they cheer. That made Joe feel good but the one second pause gave Green Man the opportunity he needed and he frees one leg and kicks Joe in the mid section. Green Man spins to his feet and dives at Joe landing a short but good spear take down on Joe. Green Man punches his own son the head a few times before going to his feet. He drop a standing leg drop and then he too goes for the cover.
“ONE! TOW! THR......TWO!!” Stallion says as Joe kicks out. :Hook the leg next time Greeny!” Stallion shouts out.
Green Man brings Joe to his feet and hooks him a suplex. Joe looks up out of the top of his eyes. He see a steel chair in the way, a chair that would break his fall. Not a good thing. Green man goes to hoist Joe above his head but Joe blocks it by hooking his leg around Green Man’s. Green Man tries again and Joe blocks it. Joe then free’s on hand and punches Green Man in the side and this allows Joe to quickly spin Green Man around and hoist Green Man up in the air. Joe holds Green Man upright in the air, shades of Mister Perfect and then falls back wards. Now you would think after all that blood rushing to Green Man’s head he would have blacked out or something and he would be as gone when he landed on that chair. But you have to remember Green Man is a twenty six veteran and he knows all the tricks while Joe has studied for six years he has had only three matches to his credit. Just not enough ring time you know. Anyways, Green Man some how kicks his weight to the side and he ends up landing on Joe! What a great counter and that gets a few cheers for the crowd that has stopped working out to see this match. Green Man remembers to hook the leg but Joe is still able to get the kick out before a one count! And that gets applause from the now growing crowd. Green man to ay that he is shocked is an under statement. Joe sits up with the air knocked out of him. Green Man plants his elbow on Joe’s neck. Green Man comes to his feet and he brings Joe with him. from behind, He hooks Joe in a full nelson. Joe counters with a kick back wards and that breaks the hold along with just about any move. Hardcore rules so it is allowed. Joe picks up a chair. He quickly like a cat spins and cracks Green Man on the top of the head with the chair. Green Man reels backwards. Joe nails his old man again. Green Man is now backed into the corner but that doesn’t stop Joe as he hits Green Man several times with the chair. Joe then discards the now broken chair. He jumps up to the second turnbuckle and holds Green Man head backwards.
“COME ON JOE! PRETEND THAT IS HAMMER! GET EM!” Stallion encourages Joe with.
Green Man was busted open with the final chair shot and Joe’s big right hands aren’t helping either. Joe punches Green Man and Green Man seems to be sliding downward with each punch. Now I know your thinking that Joe is putting the hurt on Green Man but apparently Green Man had an idea. His slumping allowed him to lift Joe on his shoulders.
Some big steroid freak just about now yells “YEAH!” as he shoots his closed fist in the air.
Green Man lands a running sit down power bomb. A good move yes. But it worked against him. Joe his son held on to Green Man’s head and when he dropped Joe it in sense allowed Joe to hit a neck breaker type of move. It was smart on his case and Stallion is impressed to say the least. Green Man rolls back on his back holding his head. Joe raises up off on the mat on his shoulders because his back hurts. He slowly rolls on to one shoulder as he reaches back and holds his back in pain. Green Man slowly gets back to his feet as he holds his head. Green Man stumbles backward and lands in the corner. He leans up against the turnbuckles as he keeps one eye open watching Joe. Joe ever so slowly makes it his way to one knee. His back is to Green Man. A mistake that Green Man will capitalize on. As Joe raises off his knees Green Man takes a running charge and grabs Joe by the back of his head and hits a bull dog and Joe’s faces crashes into the trash can. What are the odds you know. Green Man spins to his feet and lays the boots on Joe’s back. Green Man picks up a chair that is all busted up and he slams Joe in the lower back with it as Joe tries to lift himself up out of the trash can. Soon the chair just breaks into two. Green Man discards it and he drags Joe by the feet to the center of the ring. With Joe on his stomach, Green Man stands over him. Joe pushes his way up to his hands and knees. Green Man jumps and lands on the small of Joe’s back, weakening it. Joe pushes himself back up and Green Man does it again. Now it is time for the kill. Green Man hooks Joe into the camel clutch to the roar of the crowd.
Stallion gets down on the ma and asks Joe if he wants to tap. Joe shakes his head no. Green Man pulls back more on the move. Again Stallion asks Joe if he is okay. Joe screams in pain as his lower back is taking much of the move as Green Man leans back more and more on Joe’s lower back. Joe can’t take too much of this and then he taps Green Man’s leg and Stallion calls for the bell, if they had a bell that is.
Green Man breaks the hold and Joe doubles over in the fetal position holding his back. Green Man whips the blood away from his eyes. Stallion raises Green Man's hand in victory to the approval of everyone who stopped working out to watch the match.
“That was good old man!” Stallion says as he pushes Green Man. “Some more training and Scavenger will not be able to stand five minutes in the ring with you!” Stallions says. “Next time use more chairs and shit! After all it is a hardcore rules match!”
Green Man is about to say something when Joe in pain cries out. “NO MORE FOR TODAY!”
Stallion and Green Man look down at Joe and begin to laugh as the scene fades to black..........................................