Post by Steve Sinclair on Oct 17, 2015 16:37:17 GMT
The camera comes to life inside a nice looking hotel sweet, something like the Hilton or something along those lines. As to which brand it is it’s hard to say but this is upper class than normal. The lens of the camera is fixed on the bed with the white sheets all messed up and buried in those sheets in “Honey”, the dealer from the casino and she is sound asleep. We see some of her shoulder peeking out from under the covers. After the camera pans in and pans out some we hear the voice of the BadAss one James Kelloggs.
”I saw…..
I came.
And she came.
and I came.
And she came...you get the picture.
And then bitches…..
I conquered.”
The camera spins around the room towards the window and it’s a nice view of LA from the highrise hotel.
”Put a fork in it! Call it done! I smashed it and made it mine. And hell I ain’t even talking about Honey over there. I’m talking about my soon to be UWL debut! The UWL finally heard my warnings. They booked me in this weekends huge All Star Spectacular and what an aptly named show for me to kick off my UWL reign of terror! The BadAss era is going to spectacular! Make no mistake of that! James Kelloggs is all of that and a bag of chips! I’m the summer sausage that never goes bad! Never goes out of style and never leaves a bad taste in your mouth! Saturday night people will be left with their jaws on the floor as I put on a clinic inside that ring! After one minute you will know way I am as my name sake.
A motherfucking BadAss!
Now I see the UWL feed me some chump. Some after thought. A mouth breather called Matt Albright. I hope that guy can find the ring with a name like that and if he does, the folks who paid their money to see the real attraction of the night will get their money’s worth when I school this humpback fudge packer. He better break out his Aaron Rodgers jersey and ask the man who peddles shitty homeowner insurance if he can have his own person discount double check on a spinal fusion neck surgery because you my friend will be needing one in the near future cuz I will break you. I will stomp you down into the mat. I will destroy you! And the best part.
There isn’t anything you can do about it. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. No chance in hell in walking out of this contest without getting mangled!”
“Honey” rolls over and we hear her. The camera quickly moves around 180 degrees and finds her. She is just waking up and smiles.
“Hey.” She goes sounding tired but relaxed.
”Sup Honey. You hungry?”
“A little” She goes.
”Good cuz breakfast is about to be served!”
The camera swoops back around to the window and we see downtown LA again.
”I hope Albright is hungry too, cuz he better eat all he can now before he spend the couple of weeks sipping his lunch through a straw! Now Bae! Get ready! It’s time to start your day off right with a well balanced breakfast! Bad Ass style!”
You hear some giggling before the screen goes black…………...