Post by Steve Sinclair on Oct 17, 2015 16:38:36 GMT
Some time later……
The Bad Ass James Kelloggs is standing in a bathroom in front of a sink at a airport/rest stop, something along those lines and has his shirt off and draped over the edge of the sink. It’s stained with blood and he is washing dried blood off his knuckles.
”I showed that guy…..take a my girl. That is the LAST time that douche will do that! Yeah I showed that little sweater wearing punk ass bitch just who is the boss! No one and I mean NO ONE takes one my girls. I’ll bust your nose, rip your dick off and beat you with it! Don’t believe me? Go find that dickless little f*ck and ask him to drop his pants so you can see his brand spanking new vagaina!”
James dries his hands off with some paper towels. Once done he balls them up and tosses them in the sink.
”You know something, that is just a little teaser of what you have to deal with Terrell Aldridge. So the UWL finally got off it’s lazy ass and booked me and who did they feed me? Some little snot nosed punk who just got off the boat and they don’t have a ton invested in because you are f*cking dead! I’m all sorts of worked up. I could destroy this bathroom to release this pent up anger I have because I have a itch a mile long to just punch someone the f*ck out and lucky for you Terrell! Your number just came up and I’m putting this fist right here!”
James holds up his fist.
”Right through your f*cking skull! And do you know what Terrell? There isn’t a single thing you can do about it! I am the Bad Ass Ninja! I am the Bad Ass plastic surgeon and I’m going to give you a face lift free of charge! What I did to Matt Albright won’t even be in the same zip code compared to what I’m going to do your pasty white ass! It doesn’t matter what you think you about this match. I don’t care about your feelings going into this match. I don’t give a rat ass if your mom is in the front row, the bottom line is, You are about to get your ass beat by the Bad Ass one! You are going to get crippled by the future UWL Triple Crown Champion and this is a story you can tell your grandkids when you're like old and stuff and can’t pee without the aid of a straw in your pee hole, you will remember this night till the day you die! The night when you got your ass beat by the Bad Ass James Kelloggs! The night when it slapped you right across the face the value of a well balanced breakfast. The night…”
James steps forwards and looks right into the camera.
”You made your one and only appearance in the UWL. Now, get the f*ck out of here before I bust you up! Got it?”
The camera man slowly backs away and the scene fades to black.