Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 2, 2015 23:02:29 GMT
The scene opens up with BadAss James Kelloggs standing in a ring in a gym somewhere in the world. On the mat is his practice partner lying on his back looking up at the lights. James Kelloggs is standing over him with his fist balled up ready to strike.
”James. Sweetie. Do you have a second?” A voice calls out for him from behind the camera. James glances towards the camera with a very serious look on his face.
”For you Bae, I’ve got all night. You know that but right now this little bitch needs a good smacking! You still think I can’t hit that bullshit from the top rope you fucktard? Huh? What say you!” James says as he kicks the guy in the side. He groans and holds his side and slowly rolls over on his side. ”Yeah that’s what I thought dick!”
James steps on the guy and steps over him and makes his way to the side of the ring where his lady friend is. He holds his hand up and she tosses him a towel. He pats his forehead with it as he drops down to his knees and leans on the bottom rope with his chest looking into the camera.
”Daddy. This guy is from the….where did you say you were from?”
Male voice off camera. ”My name is Timmy….from the UWL.”
”Oh yeah. Timmy from the UWL. He wants to like, interview you for your match this week or something. I don’t really know. You almost done here? I want to leave.”
”Bae! If we leave. That dress is coming off and that is all there is to that! You feel me?”
”I hope to feel you. All of you if you catch my drift.”
James raises an eyebrow. He glances at Timmy quick and back at his lady friend who we still haven’t seen on camera. Without taking his eyes off his girl. ”Buddy you better say what you need to say and make it quick or you will quickly become a porno cameraman if you know what I mean.”
”uhhhhh You have a match against Ron Hamilton this week. I wanted to get your thoughts about that.” Timmy says short and to the point.
James nods. He doesn’t take his eyes off his girl. He extends his hand and she places her hand in his. James kisses her hand.
”Bae. How about you draw me a bath and go ahead and get in that tub. I need a good rub down after my workout. I’ll be in there in about five minutes.”
”A bath? What about the hot tub?”
”Sweetheart I don’t care if it’s a mud puddle as long as you're naked and in it, I’ll be there.”
”Five minutes?”
”Five minutes.”
”Don’t be late or I’ll start without you and you wouldn’t want that.”
”Oh don’t worry Bae. I’ll beat everyone’s ass in here if I had to to get back there on time. Don’t you worry about that.”
They kiss. We see her face. Not bad. She leaves and James watches her and as soon as she is far enough away James snaps his attention to the camera.
”Listen up knuckleheads! BadAss James Kelloggs here and I’m about to go back in that room and punch my one way ticket to pound town but first! I have a message for you Ron Hamilton! You are the lucky bastard who gets to face the BadAss one! Like me! You will be taken for a ride this weekend, but where I am going to pussyville, you Ronnie boy get a one way trip to busted knuckleville! My knuckles smashing your f*cking face up! My boots! Kicking you square in the turd cutter! My knee getting inserted into your nasal cavity where I will push your stupid crooked nose out the back of your f*cking skull! The UWL has tried and tried to keep the BadAss James Kelloggs from taking over this joint and destroying everyone in sight! But I have sicked the lawyers on them! I wore them down and made them TAP! They gave up the fight much how you will this weekend! You will BEG for mercy and cry uncle like a little f*cking bitch that you are! When I’m done with ya Ronnie boy! The only thing you will able to eat for a year is cream of wheat which is fitting, because you will look like cream of wheat when I get done with you! Lumpy and cold when no chick on the face of planet will want to get with you after I utterly destroy you! BadAss style! Now get that goddamn camera out of my face before I shove it down your throat!!!!”
Cut.