Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 6, 2015 20:44:02 GMT
Carla’s Transgender Crossdressing Salon and Boutique
1630 Oakland RD
San Jose, CA
The Badass James Kelloggs pushes the door open and steps inside the very unique Boutique. He takes a couple of steps inside and all eyes are on him. He kinda sticks out even inside this place. He looks around for a second.
”Where’s Carla?” He demands. A six foot four inch blonde on the thick side sets a few things down on a table and walks over to James.
”I’m Carla. Can I help you sweetie?”
”Maybe! I don’t know yet! Listen up Carl! I’m James Kelloggs! Professional wrestler with the UWL! I’m kicking Rom Hamilton’s ass tomorrow night in some inbred city in Tennessee.” James says.
”Okay?”
”Anyways guy, this Ron guy. He’s a real fruitcake. Kinda like you! And that guy over there! He’s a real little bitch always crying! Do you have like this giant f*cking tampon for his dripping little whiny ass? I’m tired of his pissing and moaning! OH! James! Why do you treat women like that? James says mockingly ”Well it’s because I have a giant fucking cock Ron! Chicks like big f*cking dicks Ron! Ain’t that right Carl?”
Carla being all polite. ”I’m afraid I can’t help you…..”
”If a bitch knows you have a big throbbing cock, she will do anything to some of it! I’m sure you know what I’m talking about there blondie.” James says directed at this girl in a chair getting her nails done. ”Hey! I don’t judge! If you guys are into dudes, then so be it! I’m just saying! The bitches, they want to get with me because I will show them a good time, I will make them see stars as their eyes roll into the back of the heads! They will go places they only read about in f*cking books you know! I’m that good! I do two things GREAT in this world. One is wrestle and beat up little bitches like Ron Hamilton inside that ring! I will beat his ass and that’s all there is too that! And second! I fuck like an animal! Like I am possessed or some shit! I am the sex king!”
”I think you need leave.”
”Hey! If you were a natural chick, I would take a stab at ya! Ever have a midget in ya?”
”No, thank you. Please leave.”
”You should! I’ll knock your socks off! Just like how I’m going to smack that smug f*cking look off of Ronnie’s little bitch ass! Listen! If you can’t help me get that dildo a tampon for his yeast infected orifice he calls his mouth, I’m out of here!”
”No we can’t! Now please leave!”
”Okay! You don’t have to be so f*cking rude! All you have to do is ask and I’m out of here. Christ, you on your period or something? Screw this. I’m outta here!”
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