Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 16:10:09 GMT
Aug 3 2007
The scene opens up and we see Double J climbing into a taxi cab as he leaves the airport after arriving in Philly. Kop is near, real near. The time for talking is almost over and Joe had all week to reflect on everyone’s statements and reasons on why they are going to win KOP this year and Joe has something to say to each and every single one of them. But first Joe has to do something real important.
As the cab makes it way into the heart and soul of Philly towards his apartment which is within earshot of the BLPW Arena Joe pulls out his cell phone and flips it open. The driver looks up in his mirror and see Joe using his phone to read messages and what not.
Driver “Big night tonight eh?”
JJ “So they say.”
Driver “I think I have driven every single one of you guys from the airport.”
JJ “Go for you.”
Driver “Think I can get a ticket?”
JJ “Don’t you have AA or something to go to tonight.”
Driver “Whacha are ya? A funny guy?”
JJ “For your information I’m doing something very important.”
Driver “What? Placing a bet?”
JJ “Voting on Who’s Now.”
Driver “That shit on Sport center which makes no sense?”
JJ “Yeah, that bullshit.”
Driver “I voted too yeah. I voted for Lebron.”
JJ “I’m sorry.”
Driver “For what?”
JJ “That you’re a retard who can’t make a logical decision. “
Driver “You voting for Tiger?”
JJ “Yeah.”
Driver “He’s yesterday, Lebron is now.”
JJ “Maybe in your world, but Tiger made hundred million OFF the field last year. Lebron made what?”
Driver “Ah that don’t mean shit. I tell ya! I love the four Lebron’s commercials.”
JJ “Tiger is going to be the first ever billionaire Sport Athlete and you picked Lebron. Good to go.”
Driver “A Billion you say?”
JJ “One billion behind Cuban. Guy can guy his own sports team.”
The driver drives and thinks about what Joe just said, which wasn’t much, it was a weak argument but one that needed no thought and right now Joe has a billion things going through his head and this argument was more thought out than most of what he heard this week……………..
Inside his apartment Joe is looking at the BLPW Arena, watching the fans filter into the arena.
JJ “There they are. Ready for the brutality that is the KOP. Like a sticking key on the key board you never know what to except. Will the shift key work now or not? You just never know. But one thing we do know, their will be tons of blood and one winner.”
Joe looks at the camera
JJ “Me. You might be wondering where I was all week and while it’s not important I’ll tell you that I was training and listening to what everyone had to say about KOP. Well everyone but McBride. It was a not so interesting week.
Ash…..You always seem to be just a week behind everyone. Maybe it’s because you have been dropped on your head one too many times from all of the jobbing you do and after you opened your mouth, it just proved that you will be a after thought after the first round…..much like how the gang of Jackass is. Surprised you guys didn’t try to bruise your anus’s with a sledgehammer only to find you guys finding it funny. If you ask me, it’s pretty gay.
Da Jokerman…..honestly I still have no idea what you talk about, all I know is that you’re a Pose wanna be……something. I couldn’t even keep track of all the people you had there, all I got was that you somehow made training even more boring than what it’s actually is. After seeing your training session AI even wonders why you show up for your own practice.
Sniper…..You made your last second appearance, nice. I could less what you had to say but I’m betting you’ll be the first to go.
Then there is Lopan who should retire and go write for Days of our lives. Seriously do I need to follow him around for three days to find out Lee Lin has some sort of fungal lung infection. Talk about riveting. Let’s not address anything from last week. Much like NC-17 I too was wondering what you were going to say about Epic and here we are, 25 hours of video tape later, still waiting. Look we know all about how you were a cage fighter and all of that jazz and you might be a favorite in this tournament, but the fact is we all know your game plan from the get go. Bore all of my opponents all week long, sway them to sleep and bam! I can beat them and pick up the win. Well Lopan, I have the remote and I quickly found the power button.
Speaking of Epic, NC-17. A guy who seems to blow anything said about away and pass it off like it’s nothing. First we get a recap of his ESW career which is just the tag Team titles, and how he beat Rayne in a non title match. You’re luck she even showed up for the match. While Rayne might have a million wins by now here is something you don’t know about the two time ESW Champion. When she’s the champ and it’s a non title match, she throws it. She will get in that ring, take her bumps and see what you have and take notes to use against you when the match real matters. Case in point, In two weeks at Violent Desires when she has to defend that title against Slip or Valour, she’ll show up and clean them out. So don’t take this victory the other night as some sort of big win. Just ask your partner Slip about Rayne. He knows, he’s been there. IN fact NC-17 unlike anyone else in this tournament, the real pressure is on you. Here you are, 13-0 and we know you’re 13-0 because you constantly remind us you’re 13-0 and this is by far the biggest match of your BLPW career and if you don’t win it, it just means you choked. If Lopan, Ash, Sniper even Slip or I lose at any point in this tournament it’s no biggie. No one will think any less of us because we lost unlike you. You have been trying to get through that glass ceiling in the BLPW and you have complaining about it but there has to be a reason why you haven’t had a big match in the BLPW. Maybe, just maybe the brass of the BLPW knows you can’t get the job done, and when I say get the job done I mean you can’t win a big match in a big spot. Why do you think this tournament is filled of lower tier rejects like McBride, Ash, Da Jokerman. It’s because they can’t hack it in key matches. That’s why guys like Williams, Sanders, Vertigo, Kaz and even Lone Star aren’t in it this year. They have to give bottom feeders chances to prove themselves and this is that event that will either show case you as a winner, or as I suspect a choker.
And then there is Slipstream. I know this cat, I’ve known him a long time. There isn’t a thing this guy can’t do….until tonight. Sorry bro but that train that you have been on ends here tonight. You’re in way over your head. You have no idea what to except. Like I said, there can be only one winner, and that guy is me. And in a few hours…”
Joe looks at the BLPW Arena.
“I’ll make good on those words.”
FTB………………………………....
The scene opens up and we see Double J climbing into a taxi cab as he leaves the airport after arriving in Philly. Kop is near, real near. The time for talking is almost over and Joe had all week to reflect on everyone’s statements and reasons on why they are going to win KOP this year and Joe has something to say to each and every single one of them. But first Joe has to do something real important.
As the cab makes it way into the heart and soul of Philly towards his apartment which is within earshot of the BLPW Arena Joe pulls out his cell phone and flips it open. The driver looks up in his mirror and see Joe using his phone to read messages and what not.
Driver “Big night tonight eh?”
JJ “So they say.”
Driver “I think I have driven every single one of you guys from the airport.”
JJ “Go for you.”
Driver “Think I can get a ticket?”
JJ “Don’t you have AA or something to go to tonight.”
Driver “Whacha are ya? A funny guy?”
JJ “For your information I’m doing something very important.”
Driver “What? Placing a bet?”
JJ “Voting on Who’s Now.”
Driver “That shit on Sport center which makes no sense?”
JJ “Yeah, that bullshit.”
Driver “I voted too yeah. I voted for Lebron.”
JJ “I’m sorry.”
Driver “For what?”
JJ “That you’re a retard who can’t make a logical decision. “
Driver “You voting for Tiger?”
JJ “Yeah.”
Driver “He’s yesterday, Lebron is now.”
JJ “Maybe in your world, but Tiger made hundred million OFF the field last year. Lebron made what?”
Driver “Ah that don’t mean shit. I tell ya! I love the four Lebron’s commercials.”
JJ “Tiger is going to be the first ever billionaire Sport Athlete and you picked Lebron. Good to go.”
Driver “A Billion you say?”
JJ “One billion behind Cuban. Guy can guy his own sports team.”
The driver drives and thinks about what Joe just said, which wasn’t much, it was a weak argument but one that needed no thought and right now Joe has a billion things going through his head and this argument was more thought out than most of what he heard this week……………..
Inside his apartment Joe is looking at the BLPW Arena, watching the fans filter into the arena.
JJ “There they are. Ready for the brutality that is the KOP. Like a sticking key on the key board you never know what to except. Will the shift key work now or not? You just never know. But one thing we do know, their will be tons of blood and one winner.”
Joe looks at the camera
JJ “Me. You might be wondering where I was all week and while it’s not important I’ll tell you that I was training and listening to what everyone had to say about KOP. Well everyone but McBride. It was a not so interesting week.
Ash…..You always seem to be just a week behind everyone. Maybe it’s because you have been dropped on your head one too many times from all of the jobbing you do and after you opened your mouth, it just proved that you will be a after thought after the first round…..much like how the gang of Jackass is. Surprised you guys didn’t try to bruise your anus’s with a sledgehammer only to find you guys finding it funny. If you ask me, it’s pretty gay.
Da Jokerman…..honestly I still have no idea what you talk about, all I know is that you’re a Pose wanna be……something. I couldn’t even keep track of all the people you had there, all I got was that you somehow made training even more boring than what it’s actually is. After seeing your training session AI even wonders why you show up for your own practice.
Sniper…..You made your last second appearance, nice. I could less what you had to say but I’m betting you’ll be the first to go.
Then there is Lopan who should retire and go write for Days of our lives. Seriously do I need to follow him around for three days to find out Lee Lin has some sort of fungal lung infection. Talk about riveting. Let’s not address anything from last week. Much like NC-17 I too was wondering what you were going to say about Epic and here we are, 25 hours of video tape later, still waiting. Look we know all about how you were a cage fighter and all of that jazz and you might be a favorite in this tournament, but the fact is we all know your game plan from the get go. Bore all of my opponents all week long, sway them to sleep and bam! I can beat them and pick up the win. Well Lopan, I have the remote and I quickly found the power button.
Speaking of Epic, NC-17. A guy who seems to blow anything said about away and pass it off like it’s nothing. First we get a recap of his ESW career which is just the tag Team titles, and how he beat Rayne in a non title match. You’re luck she even showed up for the match. While Rayne might have a million wins by now here is something you don’t know about the two time ESW Champion. When she’s the champ and it’s a non title match, she throws it. She will get in that ring, take her bumps and see what you have and take notes to use against you when the match real matters. Case in point, In two weeks at Violent Desires when she has to defend that title against Slip or Valour, she’ll show up and clean them out. So don’t take this victory the other night as some sort of big win. Just ask your partner Slip about Rayne. He knows, he’s been there. IN fact NC-17 unlike anyone else in this tournament, the real pressure is on you. Here you are, 13-0 and we know you’re 13-0 because you constantly remind us you’re 13-0 and this is by far the biggest match of your BLPW career and if you don’t win it, it just means you choked. If Lopan, Ash, Sniper even Slip or I lose at any point in this tournament it’s no biggie. No one will think any less of us because we lost unlike you. You have been trying to get through that glass ceiling in the BLPW and you have complaining about it but there has to be a reason why you haven’t had a big match in the BLPW. Maybe, just maybe the brass of the BLPW knows you can’t get the job done, and when I say get the job done I mean you can’t win a big match in a big spot. Why do you think this tournament is filled of lower tier rejects like McBride, Ash, Da Jokerman. It’s because they can’t hack it in key matches. That’s why guys like Williams, Sanders, Vertigo, Kaz and even Lone Star aren’t in it this year. They have to give bottom feeders chances to prove themselves and this is that event that will either show case you as a winner, or as I suspect a choker.
And then there is Slipstream. I know this cat, I’ve known him a long time. There isn’t a thing this guy can’t do….until tonight. Sorry bro but that train that you have been on ends here tonight. You’re in way over your head. You have no idea what to except. Like I said, there can be only one winner, and that guy is me. And in a few hours…”
Joe looks at the BLPW Arena.
“I’ll make good on those words.”
FTB………………………………....