Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 9, 2016 14:03:24 GMT
Scene opens up in Vegas, home to The Bad Ass James Kelloggs where he is in his hotel suite at his hotel on the balcony that is overlooking the Vegas Strip. He is wearing his silk robe and new slippers while on his phone as the sun is setting over Vegas and the LED lights of the strips start to come to life.
”So here we are, heading into Under Arrest and the Bad Ass One, I will finally get my hands on that overrated waste of roster space, a piece of so called talent that must be a tax write off for Darc Pro, A person who in the entire history of Darc Pro Wrestling has yet to cut a promo and yet somehow will have you believe through her dumb ass monkey of a boyfriend, Mister no brand Matty Daubs who might as well be called Matty IchockonKandy’sgiantcock that she is a force to be reckoned with here in Darc Pro Wrestling. Yet!”
The Bad Ass looks up from his phone as it’s a busy night on twitter.
”Every single time I get in the ring with either Matty, the inbred jackass that he is, or both of them who, combined couldn’t tell time on digital watch have done one simple thing time and time again. This is a cold hard fact that everyone in Darc Pro best take note and stop buying into the bullshit that Matt Daubs is spreading. The cold hard fact, the undisputed fact when it comes to James Kelloggs and this bitch whose pussy needs to be dunked in Summer eve’s, Kandy Kane, is that every single time I have stepped into the ring against one of them, or both of them at the same time is that I have smacked them around that fucking ring multi times and on every occasion, I have defeated them….soundly. Make no mistake of this. Kandy Kane is a stale ass candy cane left over from Christmas from the late 80’s and is sour as fuck and is moldy as all get out. It’s been beaten up so many times that when you touch this candy cane, it just crumbles in your hand. It brings no joy to you, it can’t. It’s sell by date expired decades ago. This game that she is playing, of playing a big bad bitch on twitter and a scared little flower in the ring is over with. I don’t know what it is, what her deal is, but this is the last time I am wasting any more time on her, on her retarded buttplug she keeps around. I have more than showed to Darc Pro, to the world why this feud between Kandy Kane and The Bad Ass James Kelloggs is over with and let's be honest here.”
James’s phone buzzes letting him know that someone mentioned him on twitter.
”It’s been all one sided. I own that bitch and it’s true. Look at the history books, The Bad Ass took Kandy in demand and made them meaningless in Darc Pro Wrestling. Maybe if you put some effort into this Kandy, maybe there would be a fight to be had right now. Maybe Under Arrest would mean something but the way you have have treated this all out assault on you two from a man who is no more than four feet tall…..maybe, just maybe you would be talked about in the same breathe as our champion Carmen Cambridge, but instead you Kandy, but your inactions, by your inability to fight back, to put up a fight have made yourself look like a complete and useless loser. I could have gone and picked a fight on Twitter and as you can see I am very good at that, and that fight I picked against a random guy on twitter would have more meaning than you will ever have in this sport. Why don’t you and that pointy nose of yours just pack the fuck up and head on out and go make babies and collect your SSI check every month because in all honesty that is all you are worth. I wouldn’t even hire you to scrub the toilets in my casino. You are a waste of space. A waste of my time and energy, a waste of Darc Pro’s payroll in having me walk down that ramp and climb in that ring and kick your ass once again and you know, the world knows that is exactly what is going to happen at Under Arrest and this week when I beat your ass once again, I do not ever want you or Matty to ever even think of uttering my name. On twitter, on the show or if you ever cut a promo, the words Bad Ass James Kelloggs better not ever escape your lips unless it is to acknowledge that I am the best of the best, I am your master and that I and not Cory Chevelle or Delikado should be facing Carmen for that Darc Pro belt. Cuz if you ever even think of my name after Under Arrest, I will find you, and I will make you disappear. I have friends who do work like that and you will never be heard from again. Do I make myself clear?”
A stern look from the Bad Ass into the camera before fading to black…………………………...
”So here we are, heading into Under Arrest and the Bad Ass One, I will finally get my hands on that overrated waste of roster space, a piece of so called talent that must be a tax write off for Darc Pro, A person who in the entire history of Darc Pro Wrestling has yet to cut a promo and yet somehow will have you believe through her dumb ass monkey of a boyfriend, Mister no brand Matty Daubs who might as well be called Matty IchockonKandy’sgiantcock that she is a force to be reckoned with here in Darc Pro Wrestling. Yet!”
The Bad Ass looks up from his phone as it’s a busy night on twitter.
”Every single time I get in the ring with either Matty, the inbred jackass that he is, or both of them who, combined couldn’t tell time on digital watch have done one simple thing time and time again. This is a cold hard fact that everyone in Darc Pro best take note and stop buying into the bullshit that Matt Daubs is spreading. The cold hard fact, the undisputed fact when it comes to James Kelloggs and this bitch whose pussy needs to be dunked in Summer eve’s, Kandy Kane, is that every single time I have stepped into the ring against one of them, or both of them at the same time is that I have smacked them around that fucking ring multi times and on every occasion, I have defeated them….soundly. Make no mistake of this. Kandy Kane is a stale ass candy cane left over from Christmas from the late 80’s and is sour as fuck and is moldy as all get out. It’s been beaten up so many times that when you touch this candy cane, it just crumbles in your hand. It brings no joy to you, it can’t. It’s sell by date expired decades ago. This game that she is playing, of playing a big bad bitch on twitter and a scared little flower in the ring is over with. I don’t know what it is, what her deal is, but this is the last time I am wasting any more time on her, on her retarded buttplug she keeps around. I have more than showed to Darc Pro, to the world why this feud between Kandy Kane and The Bad Ass James Kelloggs is over with and let's be honest here.”
James’s phone buzzes letting him know that someone mentioned him on twitter.
”It’s been all one sided. I own that bitch and it’s true. Look at the history books, The Bad Ass took Kandy in demand and made them meaningless in Darc Pro Wrestling. Maybe if you put some effort into this Kandy, maybe there would be a fight to be had right now. Maybe Under Arrest would mean something but the way you have have treated this all out assault on you two from a man who is no more than four feet tall…..maybe, just maybe you would be talked about in the same breathe as our champion Carmen Cambridge, but instead you Kandy, but your inactions, by your inability to fight back, to put up a fight have made yourself look like a complete and useless loser. I could have gone and picked a fight on Twitter and as you can see I am very good at that, and that fight I picked against a random guy on twitter would have more meaning than you will ever have in this sport. Why don’t you and that pointy nose of yours just pack the fuck up and head on out and go make babies and collect your SSI check every month because in all honesty that is all you are worth. I wouldn’t even hire you to scrub the toilets in my casino. You are a waste of space. A waste of my time and energy, a waste of Darc Pro’s payroll in having me walk down that ramp and climb in that ring and kick your ass once again and you know, the world knows that is exactly what is going to happen at Under Arrest and this week when I beat your ass once again, I do not ever want you or Matty to ever even think of uttering my name. On twitter, on the show or if you ever cut a promo, the words Bad Ass James Kelloggs better not ever escape your lips unless it is to acknowledge that I am the best of the best, I am your master and that I and not Cory Chevelle or Delikado should be facing Carmen for that Darc Pro belt. Cuz if you ever even think of my name after Under Arrest, I will find you, and I will make you disappear. I have friends who do work like that and you will never be heard from again. Do I make myself clear?”
A stern look from the Bad Ass into the camera before fading to black…………………………...