Post by Steve Sinclair on Sept 9, 2016 16:44:41 GMT
”How about you answer question number 2?”
Bester glances down at the question.
Bester looks back up at Nanook, who is still off camera.
Bester nods.
”Question number two…..”
Bester clears his throat.
Question #2.
What does it mean to make your pro debut in the UWL?
”I’m sure this has been a question that has been asked from everyone who has ever worked in the UWL. From what Nanook tells me the UWL has been around for a while and I just watched Heroes and Outlaws and I have to tell you this. I feel for for that Josh Eagles guys. I never meet him, I know nothing about him. He seems like a nice guy. He lost his match and was forced out of the UWL. From what I have found on the google, Mr. Eagles gave his heart and soul to the UWL and now that poopie head…..”
Bester looks at Nanook.
”I can say that right? Poopie head?”
”Yeah I’m pretty sure you can say poopie head.”
”I’m sorry for swearing people especially to the little buddies out there but sometimes you will come across people who do such dastardly things that you just lose control and drop the PH word. At least I didn’t drop the FK word. That is a really really bad word and should never be spoken no matter how angry you are.”
”FK?”
Bester looks at Nanook.
”Yeah the FK word. The mother of curse words. The word that make your mommy cry, make your daddy’s blood pressure soar to the heavens. The word of all words that will get you a paddlin.”
”I forgot what it is….what is it?”
”Oh I can’t say it.”
”So whisper it to me.”
Nanook leans in and Bester leans in towards him and whispers him what FK is and the mic picks it up as Bester whispers ”Fart Knocker”
”Oh yeah! I remember now. Yeah that is a bad word.”
”And bad words should never be spoken little buddies and I am truly sorry that I called Mr. Stevenson a poopie head but that is what he is. He took the UWL away from Mr. Eagles and that is just a shame.”
Bester smiles.
”So what it means to me to be making my pro wrestling debut in the UWL? On national TV in front of fans who know wrestling, are passionate about wrestling, it’s very mind blowing. This doesn’t happen to everyone. I almost am willing to bet that not everyone can do this, make their debut on TV in the UWL for the first time ever. I guess it could be worst, making my debut in Canada or something not that I have anything against Canada. I was offered a contract to play football in the CFL once and I said no. It’s just too cold up there and like, you never know when a Bison or a Buffalo will be staring at you in a field or something while you are on the phone or something. It can be scary. Those are huge animals who can hurt you. Do you know what can’t hurt you?”
Puppy dog eyes from Bester.
”A kitty cat like my Kitty Sparky. He is a sweet and adorable little lovable kitty. They way he head butts me just melts my heart. He is the main reason why I am here in the UWL. Like I said earlier, that meanie Adams says my kitty Sparky was a bad kitty and did some awful things and that is just not true. Sparky wouldn’t hurt a fly! It’s true! I’ve seen it with my own eyes. He might bat those pesky flies around but he doesn’t kill them. This one time Sparky was in the kitchen and he was playing, or at least I thought he was playing and the next thing I knew he was dropping a little bitty mouse on my weight bench of my workout room in my basement while I was training when I was playing football. He didn’t hurt that mouse. He can’t. It’s not in his nature to be mean. He is a sweetheart. I will do anything for my kitty Sparky and this includes training to be a pro wrestler and making my debut right here, in the UWL! And this weekend, this Saturday night, I will make my debut little buddies against Autumn Raven and while I don’t know anything about her, I know this.”
Serious face Bester.
”There is more money in winning than losing and I need all the money I can get for my kitty and that means I will have to mean against a girl which is something I normally don’t do but in this case, because I know she’s going to be mean back to me, I will fight Autumn Raven and hopefully, god willing, I will win.”
Nanook chimes in.
”How about you answer the last question Bester.”
Bester looks down at the piece of paper and looks at the final question.
”Oh. Okay.”
Bester glances down at the question.
Bester looks back up at Nanook, who is still off camera.
Bester nods.
”Question number two…..”
Bester clears his throat.
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Question #2.
What does it mean to make your pro debut in the UWL?
”I’m sure this has been a question that has been asked from everyone who has ever worked in the UWL. From what Nanook tells me the UWL has been around for a while and I just watched Heroes and Outlaws and I have to tell you this. I feel for for that Josh Eagles guys. I never meet him, I know nothing about him. He seems like a nice guy. He lost his match and was forced out of the UWL. From what I have found on the google, Mr. Eagles gave his heart and soul to the UWL and now that poopie head…..”
Bester looks at Nanook.
”I can say that right? Poopie head?”
”Yeah I’m pretty sure you can say poopie head.”
”I’m sorry for swearing people especially to the little buddies out there but sometimes you will come across people who do such dastardly things that you just lose control and drop the PH word. At least I didn’t drop the FK word. That is a really really bad word and should never be spoken no matter how angry you are.”
”FK?”
Bester looks at Nanook.
”Yeah the FK word. The mother of curse words. The word that make your mommy cry, make your daddy’s blood pressure soar to the heavens. The word of all words that will get you a paddlin.”
”I forgot what it is….what is it?”
”Oh I can’t say it.”
”So whisper it to me.”
Nanook leans in and Bester leans in towards him and whispers him what FK is and the mic picks it up as Bester whispers ”Fart Knocker”
”Oh yeah! I remember now. Yeah that is a bad word.”
”And bad words should never be spoken little buddies and I am truly sorry that I called Mr. Stevenson a poopie head but that is what he is. He took the UWL away from Mr. Eagles and that is just a shame.”
Bester smiles.
”So what it means to me to be making my pro wrestling debut in the UWL? On national TV in front of fans who know wrestling, are passionate about wrestling, it’s very mind blowing. This doesn’t happen to everyone. I almost am willing to bet that not everyone can do this, make their debut on TV in the UWL for the first time ever. I guess it could be worst, making my debut in Canada or something not that I have anything against Canada. I was offered a contract to play football in the CFL once and I said no. It’s just too cold up there and like, you never know when a Bison or a Buffalo will be staring at you in a field or something while you are on the phone or something. It can be scary. Those are huge animals who can hurt you. Do you know what can’t hurt you?”
Puppy dog eyes from Bester.
”A kitty cat like my Kitty Sparky. He is a sweet and adorable little lovable kitty. They way he head butts me just melts my heart. He is the main reason why I am here in the UWL. Like I said earlier, that meanie Adams says my kitty Sparky was a bad kitty and did some awful things and that is just not true. Sparky wouldn’t hurt a fly! It’s true! I’ve seen it with my own eyes. He might bat those pesky flies around but he doesn’t kill them. This one time Sparky was in the kitchen and he was playing, or at least I thought he was playing and the next thing I knew he was dropping a little bitty mouse on my weight bench of my workout room in my basement while I was training when I was playing football. He didn’t hurt that mouse. He can’t. It’s not in his nature to be mean. He is a sweetheart. I will do anything for my kitty Sparky and this includes training to be a pro wrestler and making my debut right here, in the UWL! And this weekend, this Saturday night, I will make my debut little buddies against Autumn Raven and while I don’t know anything about her, I know this.”
Serious face Bester.
”There is more money in winning than losing and I need all the money I can get for my kitty and that means I will have to mean against a girl which is something I normally don’t do but in this case, because I know she’s going to be mean back to me, I will fight Autumn Raven and hopefully, god willing, I will win.”
Nanook chimes in.
”How about you answer the last question Bester.”
Bester looks down at the piece of paper and looks at the final question.
”Oh. Okay.”