Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 18:58:35 GMT
A protest. Over the course of history, there have been many protest and today, you can add one more to that long list. The streets of Seattle which is the home of the IWA where the IWA Arena is and as well for the IWA Headquarters. On the bust street corner, it’s about to get busy.
A bell clangs. A few people look around but don’t think nothing of it. Even the few who stand in front of the IWA offices and check out the banner for Beach Blowout 2. Which features Wilburman and Caligula and Chamber with the title on his shoulder. Kinda cool looking too. Again, a bell clangs, which is kinda loud and that is why a few people stop and look around. Again, a clang and a voice is heard with it as well. A voice filled with fear that echo’s through a mega phone.
“MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW LORD! MAKE WAY FOR NANOOK!”
Well now. That sparked some interest in a small group that has gathered. The bell clangs again and the voice booms through the mega phone once again. This time. The Midget walks around the corner. And you thought Nanook ate him. He is a little less for wear.....who am I kidding. It looked like the Midget here who holds a sign that reads Nanook is my Master as I walk through the field of death. His face is all black and blue and has a sever limp that makes his right foot drag behind him just a bit. Most likely it was broken. His clothes are ripped and blood stained and is sporting a hand made “child leash”. One of those harnesses that some kids wear when their parents just don’t give a fuck and thinks that putting their kid in a harness and treating like a dog will keep them under control. Except this one is made from a heavy logging chain and barbwire, which is cutting into the poor guys skin causing him to bleed.
“MAKE WAY! FOR MY MASTER WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS ALL YOU POOR PEOPLE!” The midget says, but his heart isn’t into it. It is about that time when Nanook appears. With the logging chain wrapped around his one hand as he follows his dog. He is in his finest treads. Kinda G Q. Nanook pulls hard on the chain causing the midget to fall backwards and smack his head off the pavement.
“That’s good dog!” Nanook says as he walks over the top of the midget, who looks like he would rather be dead. Every one is in awe as the take in this scene. They circle around and few feel very sorry for the midget. It’s not his fault that he is short. One lady squats down next to the midget to help him, free him. Nanook spins around quicker than a cat in look for the mouse. He reaches out just as fast and grabs the lady by the hair and lifts her off her feet. Nanook stares right into her eyes.
“LEAVE! him alone. Or you could be replacing him you bloody wrench! The only thing you good for is to have meaningless sex for OUR enjoyment! Your next on the food chain next to maggots like him! And if you enjoy breathing and not having broom sticks inside of you.....I suggest you back the fuck off.”
Nanook releases the women, who is quite shaken up as you could tell. She makes a b line for it. Probably to get the cops or something. Nanook turns back around and gets ready to address the crowd, which has grown twice the size in the last few minutes.
“As many of you might know! I am on a campaign to be become the next IWA Commissioner. There is a lack of leader ship inside these wall behind me! The IWA, ran by a women who doesn’t have a fucking clue about wrestling is just sitting behind her desk as this great company is lead down a blind hallway to our deaths! OUR DEATHS! Like the lambs lead to slaughter, where in a few second, they will go from a cute loveable warm feeling in their tummies to blood on the dance floor! AND FOR WHAT!”
Nanook declares.
“Just so we can have fucking lamb chops and wool coats. How fucking inhuman is that I ask? Next to that, are cows, who we RAPE twice a day for their white blood of love! And we RIP that out of em and “process” that for our enjoyment. We make that wonderful thing that make for reasons we don’t know and make fucking 3 kinds of milk, and how many different kinds of cheese and ice cream. And we take it for granted. Next time you have a glass of milk, Think about that god damn cow in the field with out a pot to piss in and savor how you each and every day RAPE A INNOCENT COW!”
Nanook scans the crowd.
“That is what is happening right here in this VERY BUILDING!” Nanook says as he extends his arms and spins around towards the building that houses the IWA. Nanook looks up to it like a plague, or a midget.
“Some of the sickest thing happen behind these walls. A clusterfuck orgy that I just can not bring myself to speak. I have tried to see no evil...(Nanook cover his eyes.) I have tried to hear no evil...(Nanook covers his ears)..BUT!”
Nanook says as he turns back around and gives every one a cold hard look.
“I refuse to not spread the stories that go on behind these walls.” Nanook says with as a chill runs up your spine. “You wouldn’t believe of the horrors that happen behind these walls. Not to mention what happens in the ring. Two people, forced to be pit against each other in a ring of fire, and the only way out is to burn your opponent........People can talk about who McVeigh’s death was cruel and unusual punishment.....But at least he died in peace. No pain, no stress. Fuck, I f I was to die, that is how I want to go. “ Nanook says as he is all calm and is really drawing people in, hanging on their every word.
“NOT TO BE BURNED THE FUCK TO DEATH!” Nanook shouts as he scares a few people. “And that is what is happening behind these walls. Cruel plans from cruel people to think up twisted ways of hurting, maiming and killing people ALL FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! AND I AM HERE TO TAKE A STAND!!!!! IT’S TIME FOR SOMEONE TO STOP THE MADNESS!!!!! FOR I TOO HAVE A DREAM!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IS WHY, I NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO VOTE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ME TO STOP THE MADNESS!” Nanook says like a leader of a country who is railing his troops together getting ready to go into war. Now he has them right where he wants them.
“Vote, to stop the sick, twisted, perverted, acts of persecution that happen here every day. I am the saver of the IWA. I will clean up it’s act, I and I alone will make sure that these kind of filth comes to an end. I am a god! And AMY IS THE DEVIL!!!!! Help me, to stop her actions.”
A few people clap and cheer as they bought it. line hook and sinker. For this bright shinning moment on the street corner, Nanook is a hero to these folks..............................................
A bell clangs. A few people look around but don’t think nothing of it. Even the few who stand in front of the IWA offices and check out the banner for Beach Blowout 2. Which features Wilburman and Caligula and Chamber with the title on his shoulder. Kinda cool looking too. Again, a bell clangs, which is kinda loud and that is why a few people stop and look around. Again, a clang and a voice is heard with it as well. A voice filled with fear that echo’s through a mega phone.
“MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW LORD! MAKE WAY FOR NANOOK!”
Well now. That sparked some interest in a small group that has gathered. The bell clangs again and the voice booms through the mega phone once again. This time. The Midget walks around the corner. And you thought Nanook ate him. He is a little less for wear.....who am I kidding. It looked like the Midget here who holds a sign that reads Nanook is my Master as I walk through the field of death. His face is all black and blue and has a sever limp that makes his right foot drag behind him just a bit. Most likely it was broken. His clothes are ripped and blood stained and is sporting a hand made “child leash”. One of those harnesses that some kids wear when their parents just don’t give a fuck and thinks that putting their kid in a harness and treating like a dog will keep them under control. Except this one is made from a heavy logging chain and barbwire, which is cutting into the poor guys skin causing him to bleed.
“MAKE WAY! FOR MY MASTER WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS ALL YOU POOR PEOPLE!” The midget says, but his heart isn’t into it. It is about that time when Nanook appears. With the logging chain wrapped around his one hand as he follows his dog. He is in his finest treads. Kinda G Q. Nanook pulls hard on the chain causing the midget to fall backwards and smack his head off the pavement.
“That’s good dog!” Nanook says as he walks over the top of the midget, who looks like he would rather be dead. Every one is in awe as the take in this scene. They circle around and few feel very sorry for the midget. It’s not his fault that he is short. One lady squats down next to the midget to help him, free him. Nanook spins around quicker than a cat in look for the mouse. He reaches out just as fast and grabs the lady by the hair and lifts her off her feet. Nanook stares right into her eyes.
“LEAVE! him alone. Or you could be replacing him you bloody wrench! The only thing you good for is to have meaningless sex for OUR enjoyment! Your next on the food chain next to maggots like him! And if you enjoy breathing and not having broom sticks inside of you.....I suggest you back the fuck off.”
Nanook releases the women, who is quite shaken up as you could tell. She makes a b line for it. Probably to get the cops or something. Nanook turns back around and gets ready to address the crowd, which has grown twice the size in the last few minutes.
“As many of you might know! I am on a campaign to be become the next IWA Commissioner. There is a lack of leader ship inside these wall behind me! The IWA, ran by a women who doesn’t have a fucking clue about wrestling is just sitting behind her desk as this great company is lead down a blind hallway to our deaths! OUR DEATHS! Like the lambs lead to slaughter, where in a few second, they will go from a cute loveable warm feeling in their tummies to blood on the dance floor! AND FOR WHAT!”
Nanook declares.
“Just so we can have fucking lamb chops and wool coats. How fucking inhuman is that I ask? Next to that, are cows, who we RAPE twice a day for their white blood of love! And we RIP that out of em and “process” that for our enjoyment. We make that wonderful thing that make for reasons we don’t know and make fucking 3 kinds of milk, and how many different kinds of cheese and ice cream. And we take it for granted. Next time you have a glass of milk, Think about that god damn cow in the field with out a pot to piss in and savor how you each and every day RAPE A INNOCENT COW!”
Nanook scans the crowd.
“That is what is happening right here in this VERY BUILDING!” Nanook says as he extends his arms and spins around towards the building that houses the IWA. Nanook looks up to it like a plague, or a midget.
“Some of the sickest thing happen behind these walls. A clusterfuck orgy that I just can not bring myself to speak. I have tried to see no evil...(Nanook cover his eyes.) I have tried to hear no evil...(Nanook covers his ears)..BUT!”
Nanook says as he turns back around and gives every one a cold hard look.
“I refuse to not spread the stories that go on behind these walls.” Nanook says with as a chill runs up your spine. “You wouldn’t believe of the horrors that happen behind these walls. Not to mention what happens in the ring. Two people, forced to be pit against each other in a ring of fire, and the only way out is to burn your opponent........People can talk about who McVeigh’s death was cruel and unusual punishment.....But at least he died in peace. No pain, no stress. Fuck, I f I was to die, that is how I want to go. “ Nanook says as he is all calm and is really drawing people in, hanging on their every word.
“NOT TO BE BURNED THE FUCK TO DEATH!” Nanook shouts as he scares a few people. “And that is what is happening behind these walls. Cruel plans from cruel people to think up twisted ways of hurting, maiming and killing people ALL FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! AND I AM HERE TO TAKE A STAND!!!!! IT’S TIME FOR SOMEONE TO STOP THE MADNESS!!!!! FOR I TOO HAVE A DREAM!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IS WHY, I NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO VOTE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ME TO STOP THE MADNESS!” Nanook says like a leader of a country who is railing his troops together getting ready to go into war. Now he has them right where he wants them.
“Vote, to stop the sick, twisted, perverted, acts of persecution that happen here every day. I am the saver of the IWA. I will clean up it’s act, I and I alone will make sure that these kind of filth comes to an end. I am a god! And AMY IS THE DEVIL!!!!! Help me, to stop her actions.”
A few people clap and cheer as they bought it. line hook and sinker. For this bright shinning moment on the street corner, Nanook is a hero to these folks..............................................