Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 20:58:44 GMT
Mar 10 2007
The flight home was long as one could imagine and as much as Double J didn’t want to go home to the cold he had to. Of course the thought of not showing up did cross Joe’s mind, who cares if McBride is the number one contender, that doesn’t mean anything to Joe. But Joe thought better of it, he didn’t want to upset JC for the fear that JC’s head would explode on national TV. So after a red eyed flight Joe touches down and is ready to defend his title against someone who doesn’t deserve it yet again.
After catching up on some sleep, Joe was set to catch up with Barry Burton for a one on one interview. The studio is a buzz as everyone is trying to get the final touches set. Barry is sporting a nice suit and is looking over his questions as he stands in front of a BLPW banner with the lighting, sound and camera crews dialing everything in. Joe sits off to the side, fresh from make up sipping on some tea with the BLPW US title on his lap. Joe heard that McBride found someone who claims to be better than Double J, a legend in the BLPW, a well decorated champion. There is just one problem with the person who McBride found.
A young attractive lady walks over to Double J and touches him on the arm.
“We’re ready sir.” She says. Joe looks up at her and gazes into her eyes. Joe smiles.
“I’m sorry what is your name?”
“Arial.”
“Arial. I always liked that name. Arial has anyone ever told you, you have very sexy eyes?”
Arial blushes some. “No…”
“Well you do. You could turn a gay man straight.”
“Well thank you Sir but they are waiting for you. We have a tight schedule.”
Joe places his tea on a table that was next to him and stands up. He straightens out his suit some and faces Arial.
“How do I look?”
“You look fine.”
“Just fine?”
Arial smiles. “Go!”
[align=center] Couple of seconds later………[/align]
The camera’s start rolling and the show has begun. Barry with a mic in his hand begins to flap his gums.
BB “This week on Epic the action will be hot and one of the matches you'll see on Epic is new comer and undefeated Graham McBride getting a shot at the BLPW United States championship and the man who holds the US title and my guest today, Double J Joe Jones.”
Enter Double J with the US title on his shoulder.
BB “Joe thank you for this time. Before we get into this week’s title defense let’s talk about last week. You were banned form the arena by JC Michaels and as a result your tag team partner Shawn Sanders lost his handicapped match.”
JJ “Which was like what? That Craig Williams needed help to beat Shawn Sanders? We already knew that!”
BB “I think the match meant more than just that.”
JJ “Oh yeah it also meant that Panik could win a match here in the BLPW if he was put in the right situation. Look Barry I don’t know what JC’s special needs mind was thinking when he banned me form the arena that night and I don’t think none of us will ever understand why, but Shawn went in there and took his lose like a man and at the end of the night, that’s all it is, just a lose on his record. It meant nothing!”
BB “Well I’m glad you think that. This week however you are allowed in the arena and this week you will defend that US title against Graham McBride who has never lost in the BLPW I might add.”
Joe chuckles and smiles and rubs his chin. “In this business Barry, never say never. McBride’s first taste of defeat in the BLPW is just a little over 50 hours away. This kid is 4 and 0 and in his 4 wins he’s beaten guys like Joe Menace….who ever that is. Da Jokerman…..let me guess, he’s the ‘extreme” version of Doink the clown? Joe Santiago….I think we all know his story and Law. So this Graham McBride has three gimmie wins and one he can say he earned, but he did beat a has been in Law who was just in that match for the check. This week at Epic, will be McBride’s real test of what he can do in the BLPW. Let’s just see if someone and all four of his wins can beat someone like me….who is at the top of my game, multi champion, CEO of the championship around here, a true fighting champion and someone who has 35 victories here in the BLPW. I’ve had more matches in one night than McBride has had in his entire career Barry. I am a two time BLPW Tag Team champion. The BLPW Untied States champion and I am a former BLPW World heavyweight Champion……”
Joe pauses and smirks.
JJ “Yes…..let’s talk about my run as the BLPW World champion for just one second. I see you have found your Yoda McBride buried neck deep in a snow bank and while that only brings into question about your mental state you believe that idol from god has delivered you to someone who you think is better than me. Someone who feel outclasses me, is more accomplished than I. That someone is Borac.”
BB “Borac is very well accomplished in the BLPW Joe.”
JJ “That might be so but lets take a stroll down memory lane because Borac McBride, isn’t the guy who you think he is. He isn’t this savor of yours. He’s not even the guy who will lead you to the promise land of going 5 and 0 and picking up the US title. Borac…..McBride is a flawed human being. Borac…..has his limitations. Borac might have won a few titles in the BLPW, he might have won a few matches in the BLPW McBride and to you, some newbie who is star struck and in awe of Borac……isn’t better than me! Borac isn’t the answer! Borac can’t help you! You see McBride! When you were at home sucking on your mommies tit Borac was busy JOBBING to ME! When I became the BLPW World champion! I beat three men in the ring! I defeated three guys who all discounted me! Who all said I didn’t belong in that match! They were all BLINDSIDED in that match McBride! When the dust settled and the mat was soaked with blood. While the EMTS tended to the losers, I was having my hand raised in victory and I was handed the BLPW World title!”
Joe is scowling now as he drives home his point.
JJ “The men I beat that night McBride are names you know, names you worship. I’m sure you had their posters over your bed and I am even willing to bet you jerked off to them nightly because I defeated the Law…….The Real Deal Rob Stallion……and your precious Borac to become the BLPW World champion! Yeah McBride…..the guy who you look up at with puppy dog eyes, the one guy you think can lead you to victory, the guy who think is next to Jesus and the guy you picked to be your personal savor……couldn’t get the job done when he was in the ring against me. Everyone talks about Borac, “oh Borac is great! Borac is awesome!” well the truth is, Borac is nothing. Hell he didn’t win anything until I left the BLPW and when I returned, he stopped winning. Why do you think is McBride? It’s because he isn’t that good. When someone has talented and as great is as me is around, a bottom feeder like Borac can’t get ahead but when I’m not around, oh Borac is all world.”
Joe wraps his hand around Barry’s hand and takes control of the mic. Joe rips off his shades and his eyes are full of fire as he glares into the camera.
JJ “At Epic! You will need more than just Borac to save your sorry ass! In fact McBride you better go ask JC why he is feeding you to slaughter because that’s what I’m going to do once that bell rings! The BLPW has never seen a beating like the beating your going to get at Epic! It’ll be a message to everyone in the locker room! To JC! That No one!”
No waves his finger back and forth
JJ “NO one can beat me! Consider yourself warned McBride and may god have mercy on your soul!”
Joe throws the mic which is connected to Barry’s hand away from him and storms off the set.
BB “I hope McBride is ready for as fight because Double J Joe Jones I can tell yo is more than ready.”
FTB………………………………..............
The flight home was long as one could imagine and as much as Double J didn’t want to go home to the cold he had to. Of course the thought of not showing up did cross Joe’s mind, who cares if McBride is the number one contender, that doesn’t mean anything to Joe. But Joe thought better of it, he didn’t want to upset JC for the fear that JC’s head would explode on national TV. So after a red eyed flight Joe touches down and is ready to defend his title against someone who doesn’t deserve it yet again.
After catching up on some sleep, Joe was set to catch up with Barry Burton for a one on one interview. The studio is a buzz as everyone is trying to get the final touches set. Barry is sporting a nice suit and is looking over his questions as he stands in front of a BLPW banner with the lighting, sound and camera crews dialing everything in. Joe sits off to the side, fresh from make up sipping on some tea with the BLPW US title on his lap. Joe heard that McBride found someone who claims to be better than Double J, a legend in the BLPW, a well decorated champion. There is just one problem with the person who McBride found.
A young attractive lady walks over to Double J and touches him on the arm.
“We’re ready sir.” She says. Joe looks up at her and gazes into her eyes. Joe smiles.
“I’m sorry what is your name?”
“Arial.”
“Arial. I always liked that name. Arial has anyone ever told you, you have very sexy eyes?”
Arial blushes some. “No…”
“Well you do. You could turn a gay man straight.”
“Well thank you Sir but they are waiting for you. We have a tight schedule.”
Joe places his tea on a table that was next to him and stands up. He straightens out his suit some and faces Arial.
“How do I look?”
“You look fine.”
“Just fine?”
Arial smiles. “Go!”
[align=center] Couple of seconds later………[/align]
The camera’s start rolling and the show has begun. Barry with a mic in his hand begins to flap his gums.
BB “This week on Epic the action will be hot and one of the matches you'll see on Epic is new comer and undefeated Graham McBride getting a shot at the BLPW United States championship and the man who holds the US title and my guest today, Double J Joe Jones.”
Enter Double J with the US title on his shoulder.
BB “Joe thank you for this time. Before we get into this week’s title defense let’s talk about last week. You were banned form the arena by JC Michaels and as a result your tag team partner Shawn Sanders lost his handicapped match.”
JJ “Which was like what? That Craig Williams needed help to beat Shawn Sanders? We already knew that!”
BB “I think the match meant more than just that.”
JJ “Oh yeah it also meant that Panik could win a match here in the BLPW if he was put in the right situation. Look Barry I don’t know what JC’s special needs mind was thinking when he banned me form the arena that night and I don’t think none of us will ever understand why, but Shawn went in there and took his lose like a man and at the end of the night, that’s all it is, just a lose on his record. It meant nothing!”
BB “Well I’m glad you think that. This week however you are allowed in the arena and this week you will defend that US title against Graham McBride who has never lost in the BLPW I might add.”
Joe chuckles and smiles and rubs his chin. “In this business Barry, never say never. McBride’s first taste of defeat in the BLPW is just a little over 50 hours away. This kid is 4 and 0 and in his 4 wins he’s beaten guys like Joe Menace….who ever that is. Da Jokerman…..let me guess, he’s the ‘extreme” version of Doink the clown? Joe Santiago….I think we all know his story and Law. So this Graham McBride has three gimmie wins and one he can say he earned, but he did beat a has been in Law who was just in that match for the check. This week at Epic, will be McBride’s real test of what he can do in the BLPW. Let’s just see if someone and all four of his wins can beat someone like me….who is at the top of my game, multi champion, CEO of the championship around here, a true fighting champion and someone who has 35 victories here in the BLPW. I’ve had more matches in one night than McBride has had in his entire career Barry. I am a two time BLPW Tag Team champion. The BLPW Untied States champion and I am a former BLPW World heavyweight Champion……”
Joe pauses and smirks.
JJ “Yes…..let’s talk about my run as the BLPW World champion for just one second. I see you have found your Yoda McBride buried neck deep in a snow bank and while that only brings into question about your mental state you believe that idol from god has delivered you to someone who you think is better than me. Someone who feel outclasses me, is more accomplished than I. That someone is Borac.”
BB “Borac is very well accomplished in the BLPW Joe.”
JJ “That might be so but lets take a stroll down memory lane because Borac McBride, isn’t the guy who you think he is. He isn’t this savor of yours. He’s not even the guy who will lead you to the promise land of going 5 and 0 and picking up the US title. Borac…..McBride is a flawed human being. Borac…..has his limitations. Borac might have won a few titles in the BLPW, he might have won a few matches in the BLPW McBride and to you, some newbie who is star struck and in awe of Borac……isn’t better than me! Borac isn’t the answer! Borac can’t help you! You see McBride! When you were at home sucking on your mommies tit Borac was busy JOBBING to ME! When I became the BLPW World champion! I beat three men in the ring! I defeated three guys who all discounted me! Who all said I didn’t belong in that match! They were all BLINDSIDED in that match McBride! When the dust settled and the mat was soaked with blood. While the EMTS tended to the losers, I was having my hand raised in victory and I was handed the BLPW World title!”
Joe is scowling now as he drives home his point.
JJ “The men I beat that night McBride are names you know, names you worship. I’m sure you had their posters over your bed and I am even willing to bet you jerked off to them nightly because I defeated the Law…….The Real Deal Rob Stallion……and your precious Borac to become the BLPW World champion! Yeah McBride…..the guy who you look up at with puppy dog eyes, the one guy you think can lead you to victory, the guy who think is next to Jesus and the guy you picked to be your personal savor……couldn’t get the job done when he was in the ring against me. Everyone talks about Borac, “oh Borac is great! Borac is awesome!” well the truth is, Borac is nothing. Hell he didn’t win anything until I left the BLPW and when I returned, he stopped winning. Why do you think is McBride? It’s because he isn’t that good. When someone has talented and as great is as me is around, a bottom feeder like Borac can’t get ahead but when I’m not around, oh Borac is all world.”
Joe wraps his hand around Barry’s hand and takes control of the mic. Joe rips off his shades and his eyes are full of fire as he glares into the camera.
JJ “At Epic! You will need more than just Borac to save your sorry ass! In fact McBride you better go ask JC why he is feeding you to slaughter because that’s what I’m going to do once that bell rings! The BLPW has never seen a beating like the beating your going to get at Epic! It’ll be a message to everyone in the locker room! To JC! That No one!”
No waves his finger back and forth
JJ “NO one can beat me! Consider yourself warned McBride and may god have mercy on your soul!”
Joe throws the mic which is connected to Barry’s hand away from him and storms off the set.
BB “I hope McBride is ready for as fight because Double J Joe Jones I can tell yo is more than ready.”
FTB………………………………..............