Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:00:57 GMT
Mar 7 2007
We find our Multi Champion Double J Joe Jones on the other side of the planet is Sydney Australia a couple of days after Ultimate Mayhem where Shawn Sanders and Double J defeated the Meds, ESW’s only legit tag team. Today Joe isn’t sporting his gold because he’s on the beach enjoying the warm sun and the view. He has a Hawaiian shirt that is unbuttoned with matching shorts. Standing with his toes buried in the sand he has his hands on his hips and he’s looking off to the left with the bright sun reflecting off of his shades.
JJ “You know JC I might have been wrong about you last week. You did me a favor by banning me from the arena from Epic because if you didn’t, I would be here working on my tan, getting a tune up match in the ESW before I defend my US title against the so called number one contender to my title. So Thanks JC, Instead of being in the bitter cold, I’m here where it’s 80 degrees. “
Joe looks straight ahead.
JJ “But before that complement goes to your head allow me to bring you back down to earth.”
Joe looks to the left again, ala David Caruso.
JJ “You had this big to do about naming the number one contender to the US title and who did you get?”
Joe strikes the Caruso pose. Looking to the left, head tilted down.
JJ “Martina McBride?”
Joe shakes his head in disbelief and looks up at the heavens above for help.
JJ “Is that the best you’ve got? McBride? He was the best of the lot? Look.”
Joe looks straight ahead again.
JJ “At least Panik was a worthy, albeit a lousy contender to my US title. At least Panik was a guy the few fans who don’t like me can root for. He was someone that would have made people thought, This guy can do it. But McBride? Come on? I mean, please you really made it hard for him too pitting him up against a old, fading aging Law. When was that guy remotely relevant in the BLPW? But it is McBride who gets a shot at the US title and it is McBride who shall go down just like Panik.”
Joe looks to the left again.
JJ “For you McBride, this might be you one shot at greatness, of the closest thing to greatness you can achieve and when you stand in the ring and face off against me, I hope you realize that there isn’t a more accomplished legend in the BLPW than me. I am a walking history book, a book of true greatness. From here on out McBride, it’s all down hill for you. This is your Everest. Your bright spot in a mediocre career. And unlike everyone else who had to climb that ladder to the top and see if they can become a god or a has been, you McBride will go down in the history books as a has been or in your case, a never was. Not everyone can get to this point, not every one can be the CEO of the BLPW and not everyone can win when they face me with the title is on the line.”
Joe looks straight ahead and slowly removes his glasses.
JJ “Time and time again I have proved everyone wrong. Oh I can beat Joe Jones, I can take that title. OH really? Then why am I still a multi champion? And you McBride, will just be another hopeful who will fail. Because I step through those ropes and that bell rings, it is on! Oh yeah. It is ON! And there is no one who can beat me and that is just a fact! Before the night is over McBride, you can guarantee that your ego will be bruised, and your ligaments in your legs will be a tick longer because I will walk out of Epic as the BLPW US champion! Consider yourself warned!”
Fade to black
We find our Multi Champion Double J Joe Jones on the other side of the planet is Sydney Australia a couple of days after Ultimate Mayhem where Shawn Sanders and Double J defeated the Meds, ESW’s only legit tag team. Today Joe isn’t sporting his gold because he’s on the beach enjoying the warm sun and the view. He has a Hawaiian shirt that is unbuttoned with matching shorts. Standing with his toes buried in the sand he has his hands on his hips and he’s looking off to the left with the bright sun reflecting off of his shades.
JJ “You know JC I might have been wrong about you last week. You did me a favor by banning me from the arena from Epic because if you didn’t, I would be here working on my tan, getting a tune up match in the ESW before I defend my US title against the so called number one contender to my title. So Thanks JC, Instead of being in the bitter cold, I’m here where it’s 80 degrees. “
Joe looks straight ahead.
JJ “But before that complement goes to your head allow me to bring you back down to earth.”
Joe looks to the left again, ala David Caruso.
JJ “You had this big to do about naming the number one contender to the US title and who did you get?”
Joe strikes the Caruso pose. Looking to the left, head tilted down.
JJ “Martina McBride?”
Joe shakes his head in disbelief and looks up at the heavens above for help.
JJ “Is that the best you’ve got? McBride? He was the best of the lot? Look.”
Joe looks straight ahead again.
JJ “At least Panik was a worthy, albeit a lousy contender to my US title. At least Panik was a guy the few fans who don’t like me can root for. He was someone that would have made people thought, This guy can do it. But McBride? Come on? I mean, please you really made it hard for him too pitting him up against a old, fading aging Law. When was that guy remotely relevant in the BLPW? But it is McBride who gets a shot at the US title and it is McBride who shall go down just like Panik.”
Joe looks to the left again.
JJ “For you McBride, this might be you one shot at greatness, of the closest thing to greatness you can achieve and when you stand in the ring and face off against me, I hope you realize that there isn’t a more accomplished legend in the BLPW than me. I am a walking history book, a book of true greatness. From here on out McBride, it’s all down hill for you. This is your Everest. Your bright spot in a mediocre career. And unlike everyone else who had to climb that ladder to the top and see if they can become a god or a has been, you McBride will go down in the history books as a has been or in your case, a never was. Not everyone can get to this point, not every one can be the CEO of the BLPW and not everyone can win when they face me with the title is on the line.”
Joe looks straight ahead and slowly removes his glasses.
JJ “Time and time again I have proved everyone wrong. Oh I can beat Joe Jones, I can take that title. OH really? Then why am I still a multi champion? And you McBride, will just be another hopeful who will fail. Because I step through those ropes and that bell rings, it is on! Oh yeah. It is ON! And there is no one who can beat me and that is just a fact! Before the night is over McBride, you can guarantee that your ego will be bruised, and your ligaments in your legs will be a tick longer because I will walk out of Epic as the BLPW US champion! Consider yourself warned!”
Fade to black