Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 14:16:04 GMT
Scene fades in with a mug shot of Double J with his index finger on his chin deep in thought on a black background. It’s just Double J and the camera.
“Boy this O’Conners guy is quite the talker. He’s talked so much bullshit lately that I had to digged out my gargled hillbilly speak to English translator book. I love how this guy is like, I’m billy bad ass, gunna tear shit up and F*** you up because I feel like it, then in the next breath is like, Yeah in all seriousness this is like my last shot at becoming anything because I’m a f*cking moron, a sheep and no one will hire me. And I should quake in my boots because why? You dropped the ball and half dozen time and haven’t lived up to your own hype? You mock the fact that I have a reputation, that in some circles I’m a quote unquote legend. I’m the douche because I’ve actually done something in my life while you.....I want to get this right.”
Joe holds a piece of paper.
“I know I’ve been given opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and blown ‘em all sky high. I walked into this biz as an impressionable asshat. I was young. I was dumb. I fell in with the wrong crowed. I let others influence my decisions and control my destiny.”
Joe crumbles up the piece of paper and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Now there sounds a guy who hasn’t pissed away a opportunity to build a legacy at all. There is a guy who hit the ground running and won’t have to worry about being employable later on in life. Not at all. Let’s a get a few things straight Dameon. First of all I’m 33 years old, Far from a kid. Secondly, You’re not the first one who pulled the whole “I thought I was facing Jeff Jarrett” line on me over the last 11 years. I know you thought it was a real good line and you’re at home right now jerking off going “I just called that guy Jeff Jarrett!!! Jeff f*cking Jarrett!”“
Joe starts making a jerking off motion while making a goofy O face.
“Wait, I’m talking about Dameon so it probably looks like this.”
Joe was using a long stroke, but he shortens that way up to like, a couple inches long, closes his hand to make a tighter fist and grabs his balls.
“We both know if you got the chance to get in the ring with Jeff Jarrett you would be blowing your load all over the place. If I wanted to be just like Jeff Jarrett I would start my own promotion with my dad, make myself the champion a thousand times over and give myself a awesome nickname like, the King of the mountain. And if I did all of that, guess who the one guy I wouldn’t hire would be? You.”
Camera pans in closer on Double J.
“My first match was May of 2002. November of that same year I won my first World title. Gary Barber gave me a shot in this business and I took it by the horns and started building my legacy as a fighting champion, not some kid who pissed it away by, I dunno I’m going to guess here by drinking and smoking what talent I had away. I can name drop too Dameon. I can list a bunch of guys I beat in the middle of ring that no one thought I could beat and no one around here will know who the F*** they are. I once walked into Philadelphia. In fact Dameon I was invited to come on down to Philadelphia and try my hand at winning this insane one night tournament full of hardcore match all over the city in a event called the King of Philadelphia. It’s a brutal event. It’s the kind of event that your name will live on forever as one tough son of a bitch, and in 07, on a invite. I won. I survived 8 grueling match and took home the crown. I beat some of the biggest names in sport. Shawn Sanders, Criag Williams, Japhy Ryder and Slater Shaw.”
Joe has a slight snarl on his face.
“But none of those name means a damn thing here. But let’s talk about a name that does mean a hell of allot of here in the UWL. A name that raises eyebrows and makes guys think. You want to name drop like it means a f*cking thing, I’ll name drop. I’ve been in the ring with, and against, and defeated current UWL World champion Angelo Valour. A name that is revellant around this joint. I can hear it now, So what.”
Double J shrugs
“Could very well be so what. Angelo has been know to lose a match from time to time, hell we all lose from time to time. But we can discuss who we’ve beaten over the years till the cows come home. We’ve all got names, lists of accomplishments from days gone by and by the sounds of it, your list Dameon isn’t very impressive. But I didn’t come to the UWL in hopes of jump starting my career and to start building my legacy. I came here to build on the legend that is Double J Joe Jones. I have everything you want and come April 13th, I’ll have another thing over you too. A win.”
Fade to Black.
“Boy this O’Conners guy is quite the talker. He’s talked so much bullshit lately that I had to digged out my gargled hillbilly speak to English translator book. I love how this guy is like, I’m billy bad ass, gunna tear shit up and F*** you up because I feel like it, then in the next breath is like, Yeah in all seriousness this is like my last shot at becoming anything because I’m a f*cking moron, a sheep and no one will hire me. And I should quake in my boots because why? You dropped the ball and half dozen time and haven’t lived up to your own hype? You mock the fact that I have a reputation, that in some circles I’m a quote unquote legend. I’m the douche because I’ve actually done something in my life while you.....I want to get this right.”
Joe holds a piece of paper.
“I know I’ve been given opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and blown ‘em all sky high. I walked into this biz as an impressionable asshat. I was young. I was dumb. I fell in with the wrong crowed. I let others influence my decisions and control my destiny.”
Joe crumbles up the piece of paper and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Now there sounds a guy who hasn’t pissed away a opportunity to build a legacy at all. There is a guy who hit the ground running and won’t have to worry about being employable later on in life. Not at all. Let’s a get a few things straight Dameon. First of all I’m 33 years old, Far from a kid. Secondly, You’re not the first one who pulled the whole “I thought I was facing Jeff Jarrett” line on me over the last 11 years. I know you thought it was a real good line and you’re at home right now jerking off going “I just called that guy Jeff Jarrett!!! Jeff f*cking Jarrett!”“
Joe starts making a jerking off motion while making a goofy O face.
“Wait, I’m talking about Dameon so it probably looks like this.”
Joe was using a long stroke, but he shortens that way up to like, a couple inches long, closes his hand to make a tighter fist and grabs his balls.
“We both know if you got the chance to get in the ring with Jeff Jarrett you would be blowing your load all over the place. If I wanted to be just like Jeff Jarrett I would start my own promotion with my dad, make myself the champion a thousand times over and give myself a awesome nickname like, the King of the mountain. And if I did all of that, guess who the one guy I wouldn’t hire would be? You.”
Camera pans in closer on Double J.
“My first match was May of 2002. November of that same year I won my first World title. Gary Barber gave me a shot in this business and I took it by the horns and started building my legacy as a fighting champion, not some kid who pissed it away by, I dunno I’m going to guess here by drinking and smoking what talent I had away. I can name drop too Dameon. I can list a bunch of guys I beat in the middle of ring that no one thought I could beat and no one around here will know who the F*** they are. I once walked into Philadelphia. In fact Dameon I was invited to come on down to Philadelphia and try my hand at winning this insane one night tournament full of hardcore match all over the city in a event called the King of Philadelphia. It’s a brutal event. It’s the kind of event that your name will live on forever as one tough son of a bitch, and in 07, on a invite. I won. I survived 8 grueling match and took home the crown. I beat some of the biggest names in sport. Shawn Sanders, Criag Williams, Japhy Ryder and Slater Shaw.”
Joe has a slight snarl on his face.
“But none of those name means a damn thing here. But let’s talk about a name that does mean a hell of allot of here in the UWL. A name that raises eyebrows and makes guys think. You want to name drop like it means a f*cking thing, I’ll name drop. I’ve been in the ring with, and against, and defeated current UWL World champion Angelo Valour. A name that is revellant around this joint. I can hear it now, So what.”
Double J shrugs
“Could very well be so what. Angelo has been know to lose a match from time to time, hell we all lose from time to time. But we can discuss who we’ve beaten over the years till the cows come home. We’ve all got names, lists of accomplishments from days gone by and by the sounds of it, your list Dameon isn’t very impressive. But I didn’t come to the UWL in hopes of jump starting my career and to start building my legacy. I came here to build on the legend that is Double J Joe Jones. I have everything you want and come April 13th, I’ll have another thing over you too. A win.”
Fade to Black.