Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 14:18:56 GMT
Picture for a second if, You will you are in your car flipping through the dial on the radio and you some how end up near the low end of the dial where some of the classical stations are. Normally you can hear a nice classically piece that features a violin. Someone has trained for years, half of their lives to learn how to play a violin properly and make it sound just lovely. Well now just picture someone, like Jeffery Hatemonger who has about 10 seconds of training butchering the hell out of a violin.
Back at the gym where Double J is getting some training in, Joe is sitting on a weight bench with a towel around his shoulders and a water bottle in hand. Hatemonger is just behind him just killing it on the violin, and I’m not talking like He’s awesome at it, killing it, more like he’s killing a pig with his bare hands killing it.
JJ “You mention one time when your first match was and what do you know, I ramble on and on and on....”
Hatemonger pauses “playing” for a second. “Will you finally shut the F*** up about you’re first match already. God that was like.....11 years ago.”
JJ “I know I won’t shut up about it. But I will try to talk about my first match here in the UWL.”
JH “The what? Don’t you mean the UYALL DUB LOL?”
JJ “Nope I mean the UWL. For a few days now I thought you had turrets Dameon but I finally figured out that you have been saying UWL. Here’s a tip for you, learn how to speaking clearly and remember some words have vowels at the beginning of them like, About.”
JH “Uhmm Joe, I have to stop you right there.”
Joe looks up at Jeffery. “Why.”
JH “I know you have a match with him this weekend, but you can’t talk to him...or about him.”
JJ “But.....I.....have a match against Dameon.....So...”
JH “I know but you can’t respond to a single thing he said. Not one.”
JJ “But....”
JH “No but, no talkie to Dameon.”
JJ “So....”
JH “Why don’t you address that Great Manniguini guy.”
JJ “He hasn’t said anything yet!”
JH “Good thing too! Because if he did you wouldn’t be allowed to have a discussion about anything he said.”
JJ “I don’t....I don’t care anymore Jeffery! I’m going to talk to Dameon! And you can’t stop me!”
JH “Why do you have to be like that? Why can’t you just play by the rules man! You know the Dameon is better than you rules.”
JJ “I’ve got to get a few things off my chest Jeffery and I don’t care what you say I’m going to say them! Until we get in that ring Dameon this is how I’m going to piss you off to no end, making you so mad maybe you’ll hulk up and tear your shirt off and scream at the top of your lungs.”
JH “Or take your gun hands and go BANG BANG!”
JJ “This is how this shit works. You say something, I say something. You then say something back, you might even say something about what I said and I will do the same to do and back and forth we go. I LOVE the fact that I have pissed you off simply by remarking about what you said. I LOVE the fact you can’t stand it that I use the nick name Double J! I can’t borrow something from a guy who’s first and last name both begin with the letter J? And is usually called this by his buddies. I’m not the first guy to be called Double J and guess what, I won’t be the last. Other than the nick, I didn’t steal a god damn thing from Jeff Jarrett. I’m not a red neck. I don’t have blond hair, and I don’t have a dumb ass gay strut in the ring either! F*** I don’t even carry a guitar with me either. But you Dameon! WOW you are so f*cking original! You ripped RVD’s thumb pointy thing...”
JH “Come on man he uses his index fingers!”
JJ “You took Jeff Hardy’s hand....gun.....hand......symbol thing.”
JH “DAMEON DIDN’T USE HIS THUMBS!!!”
JJ “And Scott Hall? Really? Yeah we know what we get with you. Hey that looks cool, I’m gunna use that too.”
JH “I’m not too sure, But I’m sure it’s not called the razor’s edge.”
JJ “I LOVE how you seem to be tweaked by the fact that I’m a legend and you go out of your way to set yourself up as important as me, only to say, I’m going to jump start my career here. I know I have said this before, but unlike you son, I’m not rebuilding, jump starting, hoping to pump life into my sad ass career like you. I’m here to, well pay my taxes really, but I’m here to build on to my legacy, one you seem to be lacking. You can’t bull a bull shitter son. The truth is you’ve done jack in your career.”
JH “Nah ah! He was 7-0 once.”
JJ “whooooo You were a one time IC Champion. Yeah when I started my career I had hopes of being a second tier champion at best. What the F*** was I thinking winning 2 World titles! I’m such a f*cking dick head. I don’t do this to be a high to mid level talent! I do this to be the f*cking man! I am driven to be the one guy in the federation who everyone hates, and wants to beat! I want to be the top guy! I will kill myself to be the top f*cking guy around here! MAIN EVENT OR BUST!”
Joe pauses. He hasn’t been this worked up in a while. (In all fairness I haven’t had a opponent to RP against in a while.)
JJ “Stone Cold once said, If you ain’t here to win the WWF World title....than you have to ask yourself, Why are you here?”
JH “Or something close to that.”
JJ “Do I need the little bit of cash this place is giving me to pay taxes on my place? Yeah but I also came here with my eyes on the prize, the big prize. The UWL World title. I only view you as a stepping stone around here Dameon. A step on the road to the UWL World title. I’m not here to win anything else. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to beat who ever they put in front of me. I’m here to work my way up the ladder, picking off one chump and another till I get what I want, what I earned and what I deserve. Getting my hands on that title. And truth be told, if anyone around here doesn’t have the same goals, than you need to question just why the F*** you are here?
About the only thing you got right Dameon, is I will be looking up at the lights at the end of our match, looking up at the lights while you tap out when I lock you in my figure four. When you do tap, I’ll have em play Godsmack’s Cryin’ like bitch for you after words. I’ve got a feeling when the ref calls for the bell and raises my hand in victory, there will be a whole lotta crying coming from you.”
JH “You going to say anything about The Great Managini?”
JJ “Man F*** that guy. Why is he even apart of this match? Dameon! Consider yourself warned!”
FTB.
Back at the gym where Double J is getting some training in, Joe is sitting on a weight bench with a towel around his shoulders and a water bottle in hand. Hatemonger is just behind him just killing it on the violin, and I’m not talking like He’s awesome at it, killing it, more like he’s killing a pig with his bare hands killing it.
JJ “You mention one time when your first match was and what do you know, I ramble on and on and on....”
Hatemonger pauses “playing” for a second. “Will you finally shut the F*** up about you’re first match already. God that was like.....11 years ago.”
JJ “I know I won’t shut up about it. But I will try to talk about my first match here in the UWL.”
JH “The what? Don’t you mean the UYALL DUB LOL?”
JJ “Nope I mean the UWL. For a few days now I thought you had turrets Dameon but I finally figured out that you have been saying UWL. Here’s a tip for you, learn how to speaking clearly and remember some words have vowels at the beginning of them like, About.”
JH “Uhmm Joe, I have to stop you right there.”
Joe looks up at Jeffery. “Why.”
JH “I know you have a match with him this weekend, but you can’t talk to him...or about him.”
JJ “But.....I.....have a match against Dameon.....So...”
JH “I know but you can’t respond to a single thing he said. Not one.”
JJ “But....”
JH “No but, no talkie to Dameon.”
JJ “So....”
JH “Why don’t you address that Great Manniguini guy.”
JJ “He hasn’t said anything yet!”
JH “Good thing too! Because if he did you wouldn’t be allowed to have a discussion about anything he said.”
JJ “I don’t....I don’t care anymore Jeffery! I’m going to talk to Dameon! And you can’t stop me!”
JH “Why do you have to be like that? Why can’t you just play by the rules man! You know the Dameon is better than you rules.”
JJ “I’ve got to get a few things off my chest Jeffery and I don’t care what you say I’m going to say them! Until we get in that ring Dameon this is how I’m going to piss you off to no end, making you so mad maybe you’ll hulk up and tear your shirt off and scream at the top of your lungs.”
JH “Or take your gun hands and go BANG BANG!”
JJ “This is how this shit works. You say something, I say something. You then say something back, you might even say something about what I said and I will do the same to do and back and forth we go. I LOVE the fact that I have pissed you off simply by remarking about what you said. I LOVE the fact you can’t stand it that I use the nick name Double J! I can’t borrow something from a guy who’s first and last name both begin with the letter J? And is usually called this by his buddies. I’m not the first guy to be called Double J and guess what, I won’t be the last. Other than the nick, I didn’t steal a god damn thing from Jeff Jarrett. I’m not a red neck. I don’t have blond hair, and I don’t have a dumb ass gay strut in the ring either! F*** I don’t even carry a guitar with me either. But you Dameon! WOW you are so f*cking original! You ripped RVD’s thumb pointy thing...”
JH “Come on man he uses his index fingers!”
JJ “You took Jeff Hardy’s hand....gun.....hand......symbol thing.”
JH “DAMEON DIDN’T USE HIS THUMBS!!!”
JJ “And Scott Hall? Really? Yeah we know what we get with you. Hey that looks cool, I’m gunna use that too.”
JH “I’m not too sure, But I’m sure it’s not called the razor’s edge.”
JJ “I LOVE how you seem to be tweaked by the fact that I’m a legend and you go out of your way to set yourself up as important as me, only to say, I’m going to jump start my career here. I know I have said this before, but unlike you son, I’m not rebuilding, jump starting, hoping to pump life into my sad ass career like you. I’m here to, well pay my taxes really, but I’m here to build on to my legacy, one you seem to be lacking. You can’t bull a bull shitter son. The truth is you’ve done jack in your career.”
JH “Nah ah! He was 7-0 once.”
JJ “whooooo You were a one time IC Champion. Yeah when I started my career I had hopes of being a second tier champion at best. What the F*** was I thinking winning 2 World titles! I’m such a f*cking dick head. I don’t do this to be a high to mid level talent! I do this to be the f*cking man! I am driven to be the one guy in the federation who everyone hates, and wants to beat! I want to be the top guy! I will kill myself to be the top f*cking guy around here! MAIN EVENT OR BUST!”
Joe pauses. He hasn’t been this worked up in a while. (In all fairness I haven’t had a opponent to RP against in a while.)
JJ “Stone Cold once said, If you ain’t here to win the WWF World title....than you have to ask yourself, Why are you here?”
JH “Or something close to that.”
JJ “Do I need the little bit of cash this place is giving me to pay taxes on my place? Yeah but I also came here with my eyes on the prize, the big prize. The UWL World title. I only view you as a stepping stone around here Dameon. A step on the road to the UWL World title. I’m not here to win anything else. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to beat who ever they put in front of me. I’m here to work my way up the ladder, picking off one chump and another till I get what I want, what I earned and what I deserve. Getting my hands on that title. And truth be told, if anyone around here doesn’t have the same goals, than you need to question just why the F*** you are here?
About the only thing you got right Dameon, is I will be looking up at the lights at the end of our match, looking up at the lights while you tap out when I lock you in my figure four. When you do tap, I’ll have em play Godsmack’s Cryin’ like bitch for you after words. I’ve got a feeling when the ref calls for the bell and raises my hand in victory, there will be a whole lotta crying coming from you.”
JH “You going to say anything about The Great Managini?”
JJ “Man F*** that guy. Why is he even apart of this match? Dameon! Consider yourself warned!”
FTB.