Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 14:21:28 GMT
The other night at the TV Tapings......
The door closes as Merritt and Valour leave the room. Double J thumbs the stack that was thrown his way. Double J can’t help but smile and Nanook is rubbing his hands together real proud like as if he had anything with what just happened.
JJ “Well my taxes are paid now and I even have a little extra to put aside for next year.”
Nanook “This is AWESOME! Joey do you know what this means?”
JJ “Yup. My place won’t go up for auction.”
Nanook “Dude! You just teamed up with the World Champion! The f*cking WORLD CHAMPION just came in here and ASKED you to join HIS TEAM! Your status in this place just went up a few notches.”
Joe is stuffing the cash in his gym bag which is then getting locked up as it’s almost time for his match.
JJ “I don’t know about that Nanny. Angelo needs someone he can..”
Nanook “Trust?”
JJ “Rely on and he knows no matter what I’ll be there. I’ve had only one match here. My status is still that new guy who beat that other new guy.”
Nanook “Bullshit! I’ve got to go. I’ve got some people to talk to. I’m going to get you a marquee match for next week. You need to put on a good showing against this bum Hart.”
Joe puts on his shirt as there is a knock at the door. “I’ll do my best.”
Nanook opens the door, it’s a stage hand. “Time for your match Joe!” The stage hand says.
Nanook “Give me your best Joey! I’ll get you something worth wild next week!”
JJ “Let’s do this!”
Fade out as Double J and Nanook make their way out of the room and towards the ring.
Saturday on National Smoke day, Fade in in Double J’s apartment with his bags packed resting by the door. Behind the kitchen island is Double J making out the check to pay his taxes when Nanook arrives and as usual doesn’t knock.
Busting through the door Nanook is all excited. “I TOLD YOU!!!! I f*cking TOLD YOU!”
JJ “Thanks for knocking.”
Nanook “You know this deal with Valour is going to pay off more than we could have ever hoped for!”
JJ “Why’s that?”
Nanook “You didn’t check your phone?”
JJ “No Jeffrey has been blowing it up with all sorts of shit.”
Nanook “I got you a rematch with Hart in Tokyo!”
Joe takes his tax bill, folds it and slides his check in the middle of it and starts to slide it in a envelope. “Really?”
Nanook “Oh you guys killed it Thursday! Killed it! You both opened some eyeballs with the front office! They were pleased by the show you two put on.”
Joe licks the envelope and seals it closed. “Good. I’m glad.”
Nanook “That’s it? That’s all I get? A I’m glad?”
JJ “I know I can beat Hart and this week I will.”
Nanook “Jesus Joe! Show some excitement!”
JJ “Go get me Kip and I will. By the way man I’m still pissed he never showed up last week! I talked to him Thursday night, he said he knew nothing about my interview!”
Nanook “Yeah well that’s what happens when I left that to Jeffrey to schedule that interview and that sort of shit won’t happen again Joey! I’m sorry! But listen! I have even more news. Awesome news. Holy Shit news! Joe! Not only do you get to face Hart again.....”
JJ “Yeah.....”
Nanook “You two will also face brand new UWL TV Champion....Roach!”
JJ “For the title?”
Nanook “Who the F*** do you think you’re talking to? OF COURSE IT’S FOR THE TITLE!”
JJ “Now I’m excited! That shit gets my dick hard!”
Nanook “How hard is your dick?”
JJ “f*cking unbelievably hard!”
Nanook “Hard enough to beat Hart and Roach!”
JJ “Hard enough to hold up that TV Title!”
Nanook “Man that is hard! I can’t wait to see that shit! Your big hard f*cking cock holding up the UWL TV Title!”
JJ “Make that a god damn poster!”
Nanook “Double J! Going the distance as your new TV Champion!”
JJ “Bigger! Stronger! Thumping the shit out of the competition!”
Nanook “Who wants a f*cking piss ant roach as a champion. Roaches are...”
JJ “Small, afraid of lights and easily killed. I’m the can of raid who is going to exterminate him!”
Just then there is a knock at the still wide open door as a taxi driver is standing in the door way wondering what he just walked in on. “Uhmmmm did you call for a cab?”
Joe raises both eye brows. “Yes! Yes we did!”
“Okay then....I’ll be in the car then.” The driver says.
There is a awkward silence in the door as Joe slaps a stamp on the envelope. Nanook takes a step back towards the door and make sure the taxi driver is gone, or at least out of ear shot.
Nanook “Soooooo......Kip will meet you once the plane lands for a interview.”
JJ “For real this time.”
Nanook “For really real this time.”
JJ “Okay then. Shaw we go then?”
Nanook “Yeah!”[/color]
Fade to Black.
The door closes as Merritt and Valour leave the room. Double J thumbs the stack that was thrown his way. Double J can’t help but smile and Nanook is rubbing his hands together real proud like as if he had anything with what just happened.
JJ “Well my taxes are paid now and I even have a little extra to put aside for next year.”
Nanook “This is AWESOME! Joey do you know what this means?”
JJ “Yup. My place won’t go up for auction.”
Nanook “Dude! You just teamed up with the World Champion! The f*cking WORLD CHAMPION just came in here and ASKED you to join HIS TEAM! Your status in this place just went up a few notches.”
Joe is stuffing the cash in his gym bag which is then getting locked up as it’s almost time for his match.
JJ “I don’t know about that Nanny. Angelo needs someone he can..”
Nanook “Trust?”
JJ “Rely on and he knows no matter what I’ll be there. I’ve had only one match here. My status is still that new guy who beat that other new guy.”
Nanook “Bullshit! I’ve got to go. I’ve got some people to talk to. I’m going to get you a marquee match for next week. You need to put on a good showing against this bum Hart.”
Joe puts on his shirt as there is a knock at the door. “I’ll do my best.”
Nanook opens the door, it’s a stage hand. “Time for your match Joe!” The stage hand says.
Nanook “Give me your best Joey! I’ll get you something worth wild next week!”
JJ “Let’s do this!”
Fade out as Double J and Nanook make their way out of the room and towards the ring.
Saturday on National Smoke day, Fade in in Double J’s apartment with his bags packed resting by the door. Behind the kitchen island is Double J making out the check to pay his taxes when Nanook arrives and as usual doesn’t knock.
Busting through the door Nanook is all excited. “I TOLD YOU!!!! I f*cking TOLD YOU!”
JJ “Thanks for knocking.”
Nanook “You know this deal with Valour is going to pay off more than we could have ever hoped for!”
JJ “Why’s that?”
Nanook “You didn’t check your phone?”
JJ “No Jeffrey has been blowing it up with all sorts of shit.”
Nanook “I got you a rematch with Hart in Tokyo!”
Joe takes his tax bill, folds it and slides his check in the middle of it and starts to slide it in a envelope. “Really?”
Nanook “Oh you guys killed it Thursday! Killed it! You both opened some eyeballs with the front office! They were pleased by the show you two put on.”
Joe licks the envelope and seals it closed. “Good. I’m glad.”
Nanook “That’s it? That’s all I get? A I’m glad?”
JJ “I know I can beat Hart and this week I will.”
Nanook “Jesus Joe! Show some excitement!”
JJ “Go get me Kip and I will. By the way man I’m still pissed he never showed up last week! I talked to him Thursday night, he said he knew nothing about my interview!”
Nanook “Yeah well that’s what happens when I left that to Jeffrey to schedule that interview and that sort of shit won’t happen again Joey! I’m sorry! But listen! I have even more news. Awesome news. Holy Shit news! Joe! Not only do you get to face Hart again.....”
JJ “Yeah.....”
Nanook “You two will also face brand new UWL TV Champion....Roach!”
JJ “For the title?”
Nanook “Who the F*** do you think you’re talking to? OF COURSE IT’S FOR THE TITLE!”
JJ “Now I’m excited! That shit gets my dick hard!”
Nanook “How hard is your dick?”
JJ “f*cking unbelievably hard!”
Nanook “Hard enough to beat Hart and Roach!”
JJ “Hard enough to hold up that TV Title!”
Nanook “Man that is hard! I can’t wait to see that shit! Your big hard f*cking cock holding up the UWL TV Title!”
JJ “Make that a god damn poster!”
Nanook “Double J! Going the distance as your new TV Champion!”
JJ “Bigger! Stronger! Thumping the shit out of the competition!”
Nanook “Who wants a f*cking piss ant roach as a champion. Roaches are...”
JJ “Small, afraid of lights and easily killed. I’m the can of raid who is going to exterminate him!”
Just then there is a knock at the still wide open door as a taxi driver is standing in the door way wondering what he just walked in on. “Uhmmmm did you call for a cab?”
Joe raises both eye brows. “Yes! Yes we did!”
“Okay then....I’ll be in the car then.” The driver says.
There is a awkward silence in the door as Joe slaps a stamp on the envelope. Nanook takes a step back towards the door and make sure the taxi driver is gone, or at least out of ear shot.
Nanook “Soooooo......Kip will meet you once the plane lands for a interview.”
JJ “For real this time.”
Nanook “For really real this time.”
JJ “Okay then. Shaw we go then?”
Nanook “Yeah!”[/color]
Fade to Black.