Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:00:28 GMT
As the scene opens up, we see a very sweaty Nanook, standing in the dark with his back toward us. A towel is draped over his head as he “dances” side to side like a boxer in the ring getting ready for the opening bell. He’s wearing a one piece black jump suit and the center of the back is dripping in sweat. Yes, ever since Caligula granted Nanook a match against SunFeather and made it for the TV, well someone has been extra busy.
As the camera moves in closer Nanook turns around to face it. The towel covers up most of his face. He’s breathing hard, which most out of shape big men do, his nostrils flaring and beads of sweat form above his upper lip. The camera comes in real close and tight on his face........
“I can’t wait! I just can’t wait! SunFeather! Monday night at Ultimate Mayhem I’m going to slap the bitch right out of you! Allot of people might have snicker when Caligula, the Emperor of Hardcore gave me, Nanook a title match for your newly won ESW Television championship! Some people might have written this off as a lost cause but I’m going to prove everyone wrong come Mayhem! See SunFeather, I’ve been in the gym every day every night, every awake hour training, BUSTING my ass to get into shape to do one thing!
TAKE THAT ESW TV TITLE AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!
Oh yeah, I can’t wait either. I can taste it too. I can taste victory in the back of my mouth, it makes me foam at the mouth like a rabid wolverine from the HUNGER I have to win and to be a Champion. Everyone can poke fun at me and talk SHIT about how fat I am, what a waste I am and how much I blow hot air.....but what everyone fails to remember is that I was the King of the Mountain at one time! Oh yes Sunny, I cast a huge shadow over the wrestling world not that long ago! Back when men were men and not soccer players, Back when women were women and not hardcore freaks of nature. Back in the day that when you bleed and gave your all you were rewarded and beloved by the fans for putting everything on the line!!!! Back when it took BALLS to step into a match knowing there is no way out. These “guys” that step into the ring today are jokes! Their PUSSIES compared to when I wrestled! People wonder why Steve took a vacation and has seemly disappeared. Some people can’t understand why he turned his BACK on the ESW! Well I understand.”
Nanook snarls. He nods his head slightly.
“Yeah...I understand. I understand FULLY! I’m tired of sitting next to Howdy week in and week out watch punk ass rejects like Kid Krazy! Like Zander Thrash! Like Common Centz stink up the place on a daily bases! I’m tired of watching chicks who should be cutting meat at the local deli store think that their “wrestlers” because they can kick high or something! I’ve never said it on the show SunFeather, Sunny, but I always wanted too. I wanted to say when you come out for your match, “I’ll take a pound of cook ham, thin sliced. I want a pound, not a pound and a half, a POUND! If I get more than a pound I’m coming around that counter and BEATING YOU INTO SUBMISSION AND PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR LIVERWURST!!!” I fucking hate you Sunny! My hate for you starts in my balls and makes it way through my gut through my stomach and then I puke it up into the toilet during the commercial break after your match! Just your name alone, Sunny makes me want to spit on you! Sunny, like it’s suppose to be a glorious fucking day for all just by your presence!”
Nanook’s so worked up, he has spit on the camera lens. Yummy!
“The only thing you brighten is the shit stains in my drawers! I hate people who are stuck up, full of themselves. Well Sunny, I hope you’re ready. I hope you’ve trained real hard. Cuz when you step in that ring with me Monday night, it’s going to be like running with the bulls hot stuff! I’m hungry and worked up and ready for BLOOD!!! It’s my FUCKING MISSION to HURT you and make you PAY for being a flaming Dildo!!! I will crush every bone in your body! I will SNAP you SPINE IN TWO!!! DO YOU HEAR ME SUNFEATHER!!!!! I WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO!!!! YOU’LL BE SORRY FOR THE DAY CALIGULA MADE THIS MATCH AND UNLEASHED ME ON YOU!!!!”
Nanook is all fired up. He’s breathing has gotten heavier, harder.
“Your clock is ticking SunFeather. The reaper is tapping on your door, It’s time to go. It’s time to PAY UP! I’m coming.......to get.....you.......”
Nanook shoves the camera to the side and it falls to the ground and the picture turns to static.....................
FTB
As the camera moves in closer Nanook turns around to face it. The towel covers up most of his face. He’s breathing hard, which most out of shape big men do, his nostrils flaring and beads of sweat form above his upper lip. The camera comes in real close and tight on his face........
“I can’t wait! I just can’t wait! SunFeather! Monday night at Ultimate Mayhem I’m going to slap the bitch right out of you! Allot of people might have snicker when Caligula, the Emperor of Hardcore gave me, Nanook a title match for your newly won ESW Television championship! Some people might have written this off as a lost cause but I’m going to prove everyone wrong come Mayhem! See SunFeather, I’ve been in the gym every day every night, every awake hour training, BUSTING my ass to get into shape to do one thing!
TAKE THAT ESW TV TITLE AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!
Oh yeah, I can’t wait either. I can taste it too. I can taste victory in the back of my mouth, it makes me foam at the mouth like a rabid wolverine from the HUNGER I have to win and to be a Champion. Everyone can poke fun at me and talk SHIT about how fat I am, what a waste I am and how much I blow hot air.....but what everyone fails to remember is that I was the King of the Mountain at one time! Oh yes Sunny, I cast a huge shadow over the wrestling world not that long ago! Back when men were men and not soccer players, Back when women were women and not hardcore freaks of nature. Back in the day that when you bleed and gave your all you were rewarded and beloved by the fans for putting everything on the line!!!! Back when it took BALLS to step into a match knowing there is no way out. These “guys” that step into the ring today are jokes! Their PUSSIES compared to when I wrestled! People wonder why Steve took a vacation and has seemly disappeared. Some people can’t understand why he turned his BACK on the ESW! Well I understand.”
Nanook snarls. He nods his head slightly.
“Yeah...I understand. I understand FULLY! I’m tired of sitting next to Howdy week in and week out watch punk ass rejects like Kid Krazy! Like Zander Thrash! Like Common Centz stink up the place on a daily bases! I’m tired of watching chicks who should be cutting meat at the local deli store think that their “wrestlers” because they can kick high or something! I’ve never said it on the show SunFeather, Sunny, but I always wanted too. I wanted to say when you come out for your match, “I’ll take a pound of cook ham, thin sliced. I want a pound, not a pound and a half, a POUND! If I get more than a pound I’m coming around that counter and BEATING YOU INTO SUBMISSION AND PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR LIVERWURST!!!” I fucking hate you Sunny! My hate for you starts in my balls and makes it way through my gut through my stomach and then I puke it up into the toilet during the commercial break after your match! Just your name alone, Sunny makes me want to spit on you! Sunny, like it’s suppose to be a glorious fucking day for all just by your presence!”
Nanook’s so worked up, he has spit on the camera lens. Yummy!
“The only thing you brighten is the shit stains in my drawers! I hate people who are stuck up, full of themselves. Well Sunny, I hope you’re ready. I hope you’ve trained real hard. Cuz when you step in that ring with me Monday night, it’s going to be like running with the bulls hot stuff! I’m hungry and worked up and ready for BLOOD!!! It’s my FUCKING MISSION to HURT you and make you PAY for being a flaming Dildo!!! I will crush every bone in your body! I will SNAP you SPINE IN TWO!!! DO YOU HEAR ME SUNFEATHER!!!!! I WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO!!!! YOU’LL BE SORRY FOR THE DAY CALIGULA MADE THIS MATCH AND UNLEASHED ME ON YOU!!!!”
Nanook is all fired up. He’s breathing has gotten heavier, harder.
“Your clock is ticking SunFeather. The reaper is tapping on your door, It’s time to go. It’s time to PAY UP! I’m coming.......to get.....you.......”
Nanook shoves the camera to the side and it falls to the ground and the picture turns to static.....................
FTB