Alan Christopher vs Jon Bazen vs El Cazador w/alt ending UWL

Barry "Well folks this next match should be a doozy."

Fred "A what?"

Barry "A doozy."

Fred "Why would you say that?"

Barry "Because this should be a good match, one hell of a match."

Fred "Dear god I wish someone would come out here and help me save this...."



The bell rings as Blake Sheldon's "Boys' Round here" begins to play as NASCAR Billy runs out from the back to a huge roar from the crowd. He stops at the top of the entrance holding the pink My Little Pony shirt. Billy holds the shirt up and then "wipes his butt" with it while rocking his #88 Real Trees Dale JR camo hat and a Nation Guard team jacket!

Fred "This isn't what I had in mind!"



Billy takes a few steps and then runs down the entrance towards the ring while letting out a couple of Rick Flair like "WHOOOO!!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!"



Gene Anderson: The following 3 way match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Joining Barry and Fred on commentary From Hickory, North Carolina! He is NASCAR BILLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Once down at the ring, Nascar Billy takes a polish victory lap high fiving fans at ring side who are cheering him on as he's slowly starting to grow on the fans. One he made his way all the way around the ring, He walks over to where Barry and Fred are seated and he unzip's his #88 National Guard team jacket.

Barry "Billy! I'm so happy to see you out here"

Billy "Ah thanks der Barry. I'm happy to be out here and helps you twos out call dis great match."

Fred "The match hasn't even started! How can you call it great?"

Billy "Have some faith Fred, have some faith."

The arena goes black and a deep voice booms into the arena.

"LADIES. AND. GENTLEMEN. A...A...C!"

The opening riffs of "Symphony of Destruction - Megadeath" begin to play. A thick layer of smoke takes over the entrance way as a pair of laser lights flicker through the arena, alternating between blue and green.

~~You Take a Mortal Man
And Put Him in Control
Watch Him Become a God
Watch Peoples' Heads a'Roll~~
A'Roll...
A'Roll~~

The smoke begins to dissipate, revealing Alan Christopher with the UWL Television Championship around his waist, his arms flexed in the "Perfect Pose" for all the crowd to see!

Gene Anderson: Introducing, he weighed in this morning at two-hundred-sixty pounds, standing six-foot, two-inches tall, he hails from Santa Cruz, California! He is the only All-Star of professional wrestling..."Majestic" Alan Christopher!!

~~Just Like the Pied Piper
Led Rats Through the Streets
We Dance Like Marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Devastation~~

The laser lights cut off, leaving just a single spotlight to illuminate Alan's chiseled physique as he walked down the ramp, stopping at the bottom of the entranceway to give another "Perfect Pose" to the crowd!

~~The Earth
Starts to Rumble
World Powers Fall
A'Warring for the Heavens
A Peaceful Man Stands Tall
A'Tall...
A'Tall~~

The normal arena lights come back on with Alan sliding in under the bottom rope. He makes his way to the center of the ring and brings both arms up and into the 'Perfect Pose' much to the dismay of the crowd. Lastly he hands the title to the official before the match starts as the music fades out.

Barry "The TV Champion...."

Fred "Champion of TV Barry! Get it right!"

Barry "Alan..."

Fred "The All star Barry! Get it right!"

NASCAR Billy "Douche waffle extraordinaire Alan Christopher."

Fred "I can't believe how disrespectful you two are being!"

Barry "Anyway's! Alan is ready for this 3 way fight. Billy. How come you weren't in this match?"

The opening beat of “Amazing (feat. Young Jeezy)” by Kanye West starts to bang through the arena as the crowd begins to stir. Black lights and red spotlights start to flicker throughout and illuminate the crowd. The opening lyrics start to rumble through the arena.

It’s amazing, I’m the reason
Everybody fired up this evening
I’m exhausted, barely breathing
Holding on to what I believe in

No matter what you’ll never take that from me
My reign is as far as your eyes can see

As the chorus bangs in, Jon Banzen throws the curtain out of his way and steps onto the stage to a roar of disapproval. Jon smiles, raising his arms wide to his sides to soak up the heat of the crowd. He smiles back at them, slowly making his way down the ramp in rhythm with the mellow music. He finally reaches the ring, going up the steps and taking his ring jacket off, calling for a worker at the side of the ring to come grab it from him immediately. Jon then steps into the ring and stretches a bit to be ready for the match.

Gene Anderson "And his opponent! From Seahawk Country, weighting in at 238 pounds, He is Jon Bazen!"

NASCAR Billy "I would like to think that Ima not in dis match because dat way des three would have a fightin' chance in winnin' dis here match because ya'll know if NASCAR Billy was in dis here match, I would come out in first."

Fred "Are you drunk?"

NASCAR Billy "I did have a sip of shine in the back before I came out."

Fred "A sip?"

NASCAR Billy "Okay, maybe two."

I, I, I will battle for the sun, sun, sun,
And I, I, I won't stop until I'm done, done, done,
You, you, you are getting in the way, way, way,

El Cazador steps out from behind the curtain, to a small scattering of cheers from the fans. He stands at the top of the aisle, hands on his hips as he looks out at the crowd for a moment, before raising one arm high into the air to the cheer of the crowd. El Cazador runs down the aisle, sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring, doing a lap in the ring while pumping his fist in the air. El Cazador hops onto the second rope of one of the turnbuckles, arms raised high into the air.

Gene Anderson:And their opponent, from Mystery, Alaska, he weighed in this morning at 245 pounds. He is, El Cazador!!

Barry "And El Cazador is set for action here tonight!"

NASCAR Billy "Wait! You're sayin' it wrong."

Barry "Okay? Saying what wrong?"

NASCAR Billy "It's, at El Cazador is set for hash tag at UWL online four four action hash tag uwl on F S one hash tag we fight on Saturday night."

Fred "Billy....this isn't twitter."

NASCAR Billy "I just wanted to see how it felt to talk like Alan Christopher once. I wonder if we can get that trending?"

Fred "What? Hash tag I talk like a moron?"

NASCAR Billy "Oh that is good Fred! Ima gunna tweet dat right dis second."

Barry "So....fatal 3 way action here tonight and what is El Cazador doing?"

El Cazador drops down from the turnbuckle, turns and crosses his arms. Alan and Bazen start to go towards each other to lock up but they both stop and look at El Cazador who is standing in his corner. After looking at him for a second they motion like they are still going to lock up and stop again. They both look at El Cazador who hasn't moved. Bazen and Alan look at each other then they both charge towards Cazador.

Fred "Here we go!"

NASCAR Billy "aaaand send! Hey look I tweeted during da TV Tapings!"

Cazador ducks under both Alan and Bazen and they both whiff as they both end up in the corner. Cazador cartwheels across the ring to the other corner and stands in that corner and spins around facing Alan and Jon and again crosses his arms. Alan this time charges across the ring towards Cazador, Cazador takes a step out of the corner and side steps Alan, taking him down with a drop toe hold. As Alan smacks his head onto the lower turnbuckle, Jon Bazen looking to catch Cazador by surprise as he is getting to his feet takes off after him, only to get caught with a hip toss and ends up landing on the back of Alan Christopher!

Barry "Good for you Billy and we encourage everyone to tweet during tonight's action and so far it has been all El Cazador!"

Fred "What is his deal tonight?"

El Cazador with a cartwheel back to his original corner and this time he jumps up to his feet and hops up to the top turnbuckle where he stands with his arms crossed again. Alan and Jon get back to their feet both a tad mad. They look at each other and then at Cazador up on the turnbuckle and go after him. Cazador leaps from the turnbuckle, jumping over both Alan and Jon, landing into a cart wheel again and rolling to the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Again he turns and faces Alan and Jon and crosses his arms. Alan and Jon turns and face Cazador.

Barry "I think he is playing mind games with them."

NASCAR Billy "Well he has to do something to win dis here match."

Alan and Jon are fired up, seeing red, fire burning in their eyes, ready to rip El Cazador from limb to limb. Alan slowly walks towards El Cazador telling him that the time for fun and games are over with when Cazador holds his hand up.

Fred "What the?"

NASCAR Billy "Is he telling Alan to stop?"

Barry "I think he is."

Alan stops and has a look of "Oh no he didn't" on his face. Jon Bazen places his hands on his hips as he has had enough of the BS. Cazador then wags his finger at Alan and Alan almost goes insane. Cazador then ducks under the top rope and steps to the ring apron and crosses his arms again. Alan is stepping towards him jawing about how he is going to feel the world of hurt coming down on him. Cazador then takes his hand, runs his four fingers up his neck and under his chin and flips Alan off. Alan goes irate and lunges towards Cazador and Cazador does a back flip off of the ring apron and away from Alan. Alan reaches over the top rope for Cazador but comes up short.

NASCAR Billy "I dunno what has gottin' into El Cazador here tonight, but huh. I like it."

Barry "So...is he not fighting tonight?"

Fred "I'm not sure but Alan needs....LOOK OUT!"

Alan is still running his trap to Cazador and Jon Bazen nails Alan from behind. Jon hammers away on Alan taking him down to one knee where Jon steps back and connects with a thrust kick on Alan sending him down to the mat. Jon goes for the quick pin, The ref counts

1!
Not quite 2!

Alan kicks out as Cazador reaches in under the bottom rope to break up the pin. Alan sits up and Jon locks in a side head lock. On the outside of the ring Cazador paces back and forth and seems to be talking to himself. He then stops and snaps his head towards the ring.

Fred "Is that guy okay? He seems off tonight."

NASCAR Billy "Well he did lose to both Alan and Jon. Maybe he has snapped."

Alan makes his way to his feet while Jon still has the side head locked in. Alan pushes Jon off and into the ropes, on the rebound Alan takes Jon down with a shoulder block. Bazen snaps back to his feet and Alan swings at him, Jon ducks Alan haymaker and Jon drops Alan down a peg with a drop kick to the Alan's knee. With Alan down on one knee, Jon attacks with a series of kick strikes.

Barry "Inside the ring, Jon Bazen has a good game plan, quick strikes and keep Alan down to the mat."

Fred "What is this moron doing?"

Cazador flips up the ring apron and pulls out a table..to the delight of the crowd. He kicks the legs out and sets up outside of the ring. After setting it up he takes a step back and admires his handy work.

NASCAR Billy "Yup. Dat der is a table"

Alan goes down to his hands and knee and Jon steps in with a series of forearm strikes on Alan. After about ten strikes, Jon Bazen sets himself up, and hits a standing flipping leg drop across the back of Alan's head! Jon Bazen rolls Alan over for the cover!

The ref counts
1!
2!
Alan kicks out before the 3 count!

Barry "If Alan has any hopes he better get it going."

Cazador walks to the other side of the ring, where he flips the apron up and pulls out yet another table. That gets more cheers from the UWL faithful. After setting up that table, Cazador moves to the next side of the ring where he.......pulls out another table and sets it up.

Fred "We now have three tables set up. What is he doing?"

NASCAR Billy "Waitin'"

Fred "Waiting for what?"

NASCAR Billy "To put Alan through a table?"

Cazador then moves to the last side of the ring by the entrance and drags another table out from under the ring. Inside the ring Jon Bazen runs into the ropes, steps up on the second rope, and flips off of it hitting a moonsault on Alan! Jon hooks the leg!

1!
2!
3! NO! Alan kicks out.

Jon to his feet and glances over at Cazador who finishes setting up his 4th table. He crosses his arms and stares at Jon. Jon takes off towards the ropes and bounces off of them. Alan is back to his feet and as Jon charges back at him, Alan takes him down with a flying lariat! Jon sits up holding his neck as Alan is slow to get back to his feet. Meanwhile Cazador pulls out yet another table and sets it up next to other table.

Fred "Seriously? What is El Cazador doing?"

Barry "I have no clue but Alan is working his way back into the match."

Alan slowly gets to his feet and when he does he stomps on Jon to keep him grounded. Alan takes Jon by the arm and drops a elbow on to his shoulder and locks Jon's arm under his knee and pushes Jon's head in the opposite direction.

NASCAR Billy "What is tar nation is Cazador doing?"

Alan holds Jon in that position for a bit before standing up and drop another elbow to the neck and shoulder area of Jon. Meanwhile Cazador has dragged out another table, this making 3 on the one end and he sets that table on top of the other two. He flips the legs out and flips that table up on it's leg. He then drags out a fourth table.

Barry "Is he stacking the tables up?"

Fred "I think he is. Nice sun set flip by Alan!"

Alan sends Bazen for a ride with a sun set flip. Alan charges into the ropes and bounces off of them and connects with a knee to the back of Bazen. Cazador is setting up another table, making it the 4th table and is setting it on top of another table thus having four tables set up, stacked side by side two high. Alan takes Jon and locks him up in a abdominal stretch. The ref checks to see if Jon wants to give up, which he doesn't.

NASCAR Billy "Now what is Cazador doing?"

Barry "Is that?"

Fred "I think it is!"

Billy Fred and Barry "A LADDER!"

Cazador drags a 20 foot ladder out from under the ring, to a huge roar of cheers from the crowd. He stands it up on his feet and is trying to open it.

NASCAR Billy "I've gots to go! I've gots to help him."

In the ring, Jon wiggles free and brings Alan over with a hip toss. Jon takes off for the ropes, he jumps on the second rope and launches himself off of it and looks to catch Alan in a cross body by Alan catches him! Alan holds him for a second and Jon shakes his head no several times before Alan hoists Jon up a tad and brings him down in a power slam! Alan hooks the leg and the ref counts.
1!
2!
Jon kicks out!

Meanwhile NASCAR Billy is now helping El Cazador set the 20 foot ladder up on top of the tables! The top of the ladder is around 26 feet in the air now. Alan takes Bazen by the hair and brings him to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Alan charges in with a clothes line on Bazen. El Cazador takes a step back to look at what he has set up. He crosses his arms and nods.

Barry "I don't like the looks of this."

Fred "But what is he going to do with it? This isn't a ladder match!"

Alan hooks Jon's arm over the top rope and measures him up and strikes Jon with a open handed palm shot across the chest of Jon! Several "WHOOOOOOO!" fill the UWL Arena. Alan hooks Jon's arm around the top rope again and places his hand on Jon's face, forcing him back and opening his chest open some more. With his other hand Alan places his index finger over his lips.

Fred "Oh oh! Shhhhh Barry! Listen."

Barry "Listen to what?"

Alan rears back and smacks Jon across his chest again with a nice crisp shot! Bazen holds his chest in pain as Alan smirks. Meanwhile Cazador has climbed the turnbuckles in the other corner and is standing on top of them, with his arms crossed. Alan goes for a third one, but Jon takes Alan and slams him into the turnbuckles and unloads with several kicks, and some forearm shots and a couple of rights for good measure. Jon takes a couple of steps back wards, ducks down and drives his shoulder into Alan's mid section. All fired up, Jon turns and makes his way to the center of the ring unaware of Cazador on the turnbuckles. El Cazador jumps and connects with a hurricarrana on Jon Bazen! Cazador leaps to his feet and charges at Alan and he jumps and connects with a jumping leg whip on Alan! Cazador on the ring apron now, waits for Alan to take a step or two out of the corner, and he reaches over the top rope and snaps Alan by his head down to the mat.

Fred "Here we go! A Cazador is loose!"

El Cazador climbs to the top turnbuckle again and hits a Swanton drive on Alan! Cazador covers Alan.
1!
2!
3! Jon Bazen breaks up the count by diving on Alan!

Barry "Cazador almost had it right there!"

Jon takes Cazador by his mask and brings him to his feet Jon reaches up and grabs Cazador with both hands wrapped around his head, brings his knees up and hits a Y2J like code breaker on Cazador! Cazador stumbles into the ropes, and uses the ropes to stay on his feet.

(ALAN Wins!)

Jon gets to his feet and runs into the ropes, bouncing off of them he charges at Cazador looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but Cazador at the last second ducks down and pulls the top rope down and Jon Bazen sails over the top rope and ends up CRASHING THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES THAT EL CAZADOR SET UP!!!

Barry "OH MY GOD!!!! JON BAZEN JUST WENT THROUGH A TABLE!"

Fred "Is that even legal?"

Barry "I....I guess it is? I'm not sure!"

Cazador looks to the floor and looks at Jon Bazen laying on a busted up table. Alan from behind strikes Cazador in the back. Alan drops down and takes a hold of Cazador and rolls him up for the pin.

1!
2!
Cazador kicks out.

Alan sends Cazador into the ropes but Cazador reverses it. As Alan bounces off them Cazador again takes Alan down with a drop toe hold! Cazador scrambles for the one corner and waits for Alan to get back to his feet, and he does, Cazador charges towards Alan and connects with a running knee on Alan!

Barry "This could be a huge upset here tonight! All he has to do.....wait? What is he doing?"

Fred "I think he has his sights set on that ladder!"

El Cazador steps out of the ring and with NASCAR Billy's urging starts to climb up the ladder. Billy holds the ladder steady for Cazador as he climbs to the very top of the ladder. Alan is laying on the mat in front of the ladder as Cazador finally makes his way to the top of the ladder!

Barry "El Cazador has to be what? 30 feet up there?"

Fred "25 but who's counting!"

Everyone in the UWL is on their feet and cheering Cazador on as he balances himself on the top of the ladder and crosses his arms one last time. He then holds his arms out, bends at the knees and pushes off of the ladder looking to hit a SWANTON DIVE FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER......

THE CROWD CHEERS!

FLASHBULBS FROM EVERY IPHONE AND SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 FLASH AS EL CAZADOR IS FALLING THROUGH THE AIR, LOOKING TO HIT ALAN CHRISTOPHER WHEN....

ALAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!

Barry "NO ONE WAS HOME!!!!"

Fred "OH MY GOD!!! I THINK HE JUST BROKE IN TWO!"

Alan does a push up as El Cazador crash and burns into the mat. Alan stands up and picks up El Cazador's limp body and sets him up in the His Majesty's Fall and connects the pile driver!
Alan rolls Cazador over and covers him.
1!
2!
3!
Barry "Alan has done it!"

Fred "He is the champion of television!"

Gene Anderson "Your winner.....the All star! Alan! Christopher!"

Alan strikes the perfect pose as the ref is holding out the TV title for him.

(Jon Bazen wins)

Jon gets to his feet and runs into the ropes, bouncing off of them he charges at Cazador looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but Alan cuts him off by spearing him in middle of the ring! Alan jumps to his feet and turns his attention to Cazador. Alan charges at Cazador looking to send him over the top rope, but Cazador ducks down and sends Alan over him with a back body drop, but Alan lands on the outside of the ring on the ring apron! Cazador spins and Alan nails him with a right! Cazador shakes it off and looks to hit Alan with a right of his own, only to have Alan block it. Alan strikes Cazador but only hits air as Cazador ducks under the wild swing and pops up and connects with a standing drop kick on Alan, sending him flying from the apron and CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE HE SET UP EARLIER!!!!!

Barry "Cazador just sent Alan through a table!!!!"

Fred "Is this even legal?"

Barry "I guess it is! I don't know!"

The cheers are pretty deafing as Alan lays on a busted up table. Cazador steps out of the ring and holds onto the top rope as Jon Bazen slowly gets to his feet! Cazador springs up to the top rope and springs off it connecting with a missile drop kick on Jon Bazen!

Barry "Cazador has a chance to win this!"

Fred "Why isn't he going for the cover?"

Barry "He's looking at the ladder!"

Fred "Oh Boy!"

El Cazador steps out of the ring and with NASCAR Billy's urging starts to climb up the ladder. Billy holds the ladder steady for Cazador as he climbs to the very top of the ladder. Jon is laying on the mat in front of the ladder as Cazador finally makes his way to the top of the ladder!

Barry "El Cazador has to be what? 30 feet up there?"

Fred "25 but who's counting!"

Everyone in the UWL is on their feet and cheering Cazador on as he balances himself on the top of the ladder and crosses his arms one last time. He then holds his arms out, bends at the knees and pushes off of the ladder looking to hit a SWANTON DIVE FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER......

THE CROWD CHEERS!

FLASHBULBS FROM EVERY IPHONE AND SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 FLASH AS EL CAZADOR IS FALLING THROUGH THE AIR, LOOKING TO HIT JON BAZEN WHEN....

JON BAZEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!

Barry "NO ONE WAS HOME!!!!"

Fred "OH MY GOD!!! I THINK HE JUST BROKE IN TWO!"

Jon Bazen springs to his feet as El Cazador crashes and burns into the mat. Jon stands up and picks up El Cazador's limp body rolling him over onto his stomach and picking him up his legs, Bazen lifts him, locks in a half full nelson and delivers his Muri Bomb!!!!
The ref counts!
1!
2!
3!

Barry "Bazen did it!!! He won the match!"

Fred "But can he do this next week against Alan Christopher?"

Barry "We'll find out!"

Gene Anderson "Your winner Jon BAZEN!"

The ref raises Jon's hand in victory.