Post by Steve Sinclair on May 3, 2015 17:52:15 GMT
Purple lights shine around the entrance, moving around in random patterns as the beginning lyrics play, the fog machine filling the entrance...
The sun is shining,
Though everything's dying,
Your stars burned out for good,
Somewhere in Hollywood.
As the guitar riff starts up, the purple lights flicker like strobe lights as Autumn walks out slowly from the back, coming to a stop at the top of the ramp as the fans begin to boo, showing their disdain. She smirks arrogantly and flings her arms out to the sides before descending down the ramp.
Bailey Zook - This contest is scheduled for one fall! From Los Angeles, California, Weighing one hundred and twelve pounds! Autumn Raven!
What the hell,
This ain't no way to treat the living dead,
Is this something from a novel that you read,
It's time to cut the cord and say goodbye,
Cos I'm the only thing that hasn't happened yet,
And when it does I wished we'd never met,
I did the best I could.
She walks around the ring, glaring at the fans at ringside, before she slides under the bottom rope and leaps to her feet, giving the crowd a smug smile.
The sun is shining,
But everything's dying,
Your stars burned out for good,
Somewhere in Hollywood,
I swear it's only,
Cos you'd be my lies
Guess I'm misunderstood,
You were my deadlihood.
She runs to the corner turnbuckle and climbs up to the second one, taunting the crowd, as she flings her arms out to the sides once again before climbing down.
As Alestorm’s Hangover’s begins. All eyes are on the entrance ramp but there is no sign of The Jackman. There is also no sign of Nascar Billy either.
I got a hangover (oh hooo)
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover (oh hooo)
I got an empty cup, pour me some more
So I can go until they close up (HEY!)
And I can drink until I throw up (HEY!)
And I don't ever ever want to grow up (HEY!)
I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going
going
going
going
go
go
go
GO!
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover (oh hooo)
I got an empty cup, pour me some more
So I can go until they close up (HEY!)
And I can drink until I throw up (HEY!)
And I don't ever ever want to grow up (HEY!)
I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going
going
going
going
go
go
go
GO!
A slight pause in the music, the house lights darken and then there is a big bang and a bright flash of light as NASCAR Billy slowly walks out as the guitars kick in! The place erupts at first with cheers but they quickly get taken over with a mixed reaction as NASCAR Billy drops to one knee, touches the stage with his mason jar and looks up and down at the ring. Billy raises his mason jar and takes a sip of his moonshine. He sets the jar back down on the stage and slowly rises to his feet, allowing his Dale JR jacket to fall behind off his shoulders behind him.
I got a little bit trashed last night
I got a little bit wasted (yeah!)
I got a little bit mashed last night
I got a little shit faced-ed (Yeah)
I'm on a ship
If you don't know
Well now you know
I got a little bit wasted (yeah!)
I got a little bit mashed last night
I got a little shit faced-ed (Yeah)
I'm on a ship
If you don't know
Well now you know
As Billy walks down to the ring you can now hear more boos than cheers for the UWL favorite redneck. Billy rolls in under the bottom rope and jumps to his feet and runs to the other side of the ring and leaps and jumps up on the second turnbuckle and headbangs a couple of times.
I got a hangover
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover
I got an empty cup, pour me some more
So I can go until they close up
And I can drink until I throw up
And I don't ever ever want to grow up
I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going, come on
come on!
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover
I got an empty cup, pour me some more
So I can go until they close up
And I can drink until I throw up
And I don't ever ever want to grow up
I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going, come on
come on!
The music is cut and Billy is still on the second turnbuckle glaring out into the crowd and at his fans. He takes his NASCAR Billy hat and tosses it into the crowd.
Bailey Zook And her opponent! From Hickory North Carolina! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds. He is NNNNNAAAAAAASSSSCCCCAAAARRRRRRRR BBBBBBIIIIIILLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
More of a mix of cheers and boos as Billy removes his shirt and tosses that into the stands. He then cups his mouth with hands and lets out a loud and proud "MINE!!!!!"
Barry Sharp Okay? That was different.
Fred Overstreet I can’t believe he’s allowed in the ring after that outburst last week.
Barry Sharp Doctors says he fine so here we go!
As Billy hops down from the turnbuckle the bell rings. Autumn comes out of the corner looking to hook up, anything to start the match. Billy slowly turns in the corner with his arm stretched outwards in front of him. She stands up straight and looks at him and then points at him and says something to the referee. The ref signals for them to start the match. Billy responds by taking one step out of the corner and lowering his arms. Again Autumn is ready to mix it up and Billy stays in the corner. She looks at the ref again and questions what is going on.
Fred Overstreet Does he not want to fight?
Barry Sharp This is puzzling. Even the fans have to wonder what is going through the mind of Nascar Billy.
The referee signals for Billy to start the match. He doesn’t even acknowledge him. Autumn moves in closer, being cautious and then she charges in and attacks striking Billy with a knife edge chop across the chest! Billy tilts his head back and holds it there. Autumn Raven looks at him, shakes her head and again chops him across the chest and there is no reaction from Billy. Autumn Raven backs up a step or two, this time she kicks Billy in the mid section. He leans over a tad at best and looks her right in the eye.
Billy MINE!
Fred Overstreet What the hell does that mean?
Autumn Raven with a forearm to the side of the head on Billy.
Billy MINE!
She then takes Billy by his long beard and leads him out of the corner. You can tell she is getting annoyed and she nails Billy with a beautiful uppercut! This causes Billy to spin around and he stumbles right back into the corner that she brought him out of. He places his head on the top turnbuckle for a second and raises his head up off it.
Billy MINE!
Autumn Raven then hits Billy with a running dropkick to his back! This causes Billy to drop down to the mat and he rolls under the bottom rope and somehow manages to stay on his feet in the process of moving out of the ring. Autumn Raven moves to the corner her self and watches Billy walk up to the guard rail and look a fan right in their eyes.
Billy MINE!
The ref starts to count. 1!
The fan, a guy in his 20’s and most likely drunk yells right back in Billy’s face “MINE!!!”
2!
Billy MINE!
3!
The fan thinks this is a joke as you can see him laughing with other drunk buddies. He then puts his face right in Billy’s face and screams “MINE!!!!”
4!
Billy MINE!
Barry Sharp What is wrong with him?
5!
Fred Overstreet I don’t have a clue!
6!
Billy is starring this drunk guy down, The fan still thinks this is a joke and has a beer cup in his hand. His drunk buddies all egg him on to do it one more time!
7!
The fan again yells back at Billy “MINE!!!!!”
8!
Billy MINE!
9!
This guy and his three buddies laugh and high five each other. He then holds his beer cup out for Billy. “Come on dude! Let’s have a drink!” he says to Billy. Billy glances at the cup and looks at the fan again who is smiling, laughing.
10! Ring the bell!
Barry Sharp He got himself counted out!
Fred Overstreet I thought we had a 20 count here in the UWL
Barry Sharp Hawaii has this really bizarre law on the books and 20 counts in wrestling matches are banned.
Fred Overstreet Really? huh.
Bailey Zook Your winner by count out…..AUTUMN RAVEN!
Autumn shakes her head in disbelief and turns her back on Billy and the drunk fan to get her hand raised in victory. As she does Billy then slugs the fan and drop him in one shot! His beer goes flying and the place instantly turns on Billy.
Barry Sharp OH WHAT THE HELL!!!! BILLY JUST HIT THE FAN!!!!
Fred Overstreet I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!
Billy MINE!
The fan is out cold on the floor as his three drunken buddies are in shock. One of them even pushes Billy and Billy responds by taking that guy by the back of the head and driving him into the top of the guard rail! The boos are loud as that guy falls on top of his buddy holding his head.
Billy MINE!
The referee and several other from backstage rush down to the ring as Autumn Raven is stunned herself as she is standing in the middle of the ring.
Billy MINE!
Barry Sharp Get him out of here! This is….is appalling! I can’t believe Billy just hit two fans! For no reason! I will make sure he gets suspended for this!
Fred Overstreet He better suspended for this!
The referees all gather around Billy and starts to put their hands on him to move him away from the situation and Billy throws his hands up in the air as the whole place is booing him.
Billy MINE!
Barry Sharp Folks! We’ll be right back after these messages. I can’t believe this!