Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 11, 2016 17:20:15 GMT
Wednesday night and the Bad Ass James Kelloggs is sitting at a bar, a “adult” bar where the ladies get naked from time to time but that isn’t important right now. What is important is what is going down on twitter…..
The Bad Ass is at the bar with a drink in front of him scrolling down through of the posts on twitter when a post catches his eye.
”hmmmmm” Kelloggs says upon seeing the tweet. Truth be told the Bad Ass does find Kandy Kane to be attractive, some guys are into cars, building, wine and James into women. He collects them like trading cards. He can never have enough of them but from time to he comes across one that on the outside they are stunning, but when you start to look under the layers, that’s when the ugly rears it head and in James’s book, Kandy Kane is one of those bitches. But the shower of love between Matty and Kandy continue on Twitter.
”Oh that bitch just didn’t go there.” The Bad Ass Ones says while at the bar. Seconds later…..
James takes a sip of his drink and sets the glass on the bar top. ”Okay motherf*ckers. You wanna play?”
For the next twenty to thirty minutes tweets are traded back and forth between the Bad Ass James Kelloggs and Matty Daubs. After which The Bad Ass finally sets his phone down on the bar top after wearing out the on screen keyboard.
”Have you ever seen a couple ever be threatened by a midget before? Those two were walking Darc Pro just full of themselves and taking up way too much time in the ring. I must have rubbed that chick the wrong way and believe me, there is only one way to rub that bitch and here they are, playing the internet tough guy while hiding behind their smart phone. You see Matty, unlike you I back up everything I say in the ring. You picked the fight with the wrong guy let me tell you. I can’t wait to get you in that ring now, just to take all of these tweets….”
James glances at his phone and sees another tweet. He sighs.
”Really?” He says as he picks up his phone and fires off another tweet.
”Just keep digging that hole bitch. Before too long you will be pulling all of that dirt onto yourself because the only thing you’re accomplishing is getting yourself buried. I don’t get the big checks. I don’t get treated like VIP because I’m some douche nozzle with a chip on my shoulder. You can be mister off brand all you want, you can run and hide from the spotlight all you want cuz after this week, both of ya’s will be irrelevant in Darc Pro. No one is coming to see you two morons. No one is buying your shirts, didn’t think that one out did ya? Oh let’s Mr. Off Brand on a tee shirt and sell it! James says mockingly ”Yeah! Cuz that sh*t sells!”
Jame’s phone buzzes and he looks down at it. He shakes his head after reading another tweet and he scrolls down a bit and sees something he likes.
”Now that is worth a retweet. The ass on that one.” James says as he retweets a pic. ”Makes Kandy Kane look a pile of dog sh*t. You know, why is it Bae that you went all silent when I called you out for being a cheap whore? Was it because you were balling your eyes out or….you don’t get offended by the truth. Another little bitch who runs their mouth till someone smacks them back. Is it that you can only dish it out? Whatever bitch, in a couple of days you will have to step through those ropes and standing across from you is the Bad Ass One and you know what sweetheart? We’ll see who punts who like a football. Odds are, you’ll be dumped on your head.”
James’s phone buzzes again and The Bad Ass One looks at it and groans.
”Why is it that I always end up teaming up with straight up pussies? Looks like the Bad Ass One will be taking on Team Kandy by himself. You know Bearded wonder, you can join VeggieBurger on the outside of the ring talking about GMO’s and global warming and what not. I’ve got this.”
James stands up and leaves a tip. Before he leaves he checks his phone one last time.
”See you soon Matty. Better bring your checkbook.”
Fade out