Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 14:25:34 GMT
Scene opens up inside of Hatemonger’s Wicked Painful Gym or whatever retarded name he gave it. He’s smart at building muscle, what work outs to do to target muscle groups and stuff like that, but in the ring, he’s average at best and in the game of life....well we just don’t have enough time for that story. Double J is sitting on top of a turnbuckle. It was a grueling day in the gym, lots and lots of training and stuff. His right eye is blackened when Hatemonger caught him with a right hook. The weekend is almost here and so is his quote unquote big match in the Main Event. He knows this because everyone in the Grey has reminded him all week of it.
His eyes are closed almost like he is tuning out the outside world.......
“Uhmmmm......It is true that I, Double J Joe Jones is still getting my feet under myself here in the UWL. While my last two matches haven’t gone as planned, something I will address soon Mr. Hart, I have noticed a thing or two so far in the UWL.”
Joe opens his eyes.
“One. No one gets anybodies names right. At all. Especially if you’re new around. I’ve been called many names over the years but one thing I have never been called is a Juggalo, a jumping Juggalo at that so to Frankfurter CoCheese who does not have a Yosemite Sam mustache I say congratulations on being the first to do so. Two. If you’re new you are automatically a kid. It’s nice to know that at 34 years old I still have boyish good looks because we all know without your looks you have nothing and Captain Frankfurter must know a thing or two about good looking young men with all those F bombs you dropped. We all know that Strip club hitting on the stripper bit was a front. I bet behind that bandana you have some real soft plump lips. It’s probably not a coincidence that the first three letters of your “last name” begin with coc......Frankie Cocktail Dress does sound silly.
Double J takes a sip of water.
“Three and I don’t think no one else has noticed this. Being in a group like, The Frontline, the Grey, etc. Team unity isn’t a top propriety. Case in point last week in Japan. Some questioned why I was in a TV Title match after loosing to now new champion Caleb Hart the week prior. Not so Xtreme Xplode mocked it. Rolled his eyes and questioned it as if the powers that be in the UWL have lost their ever loving minds. But no one in the The Grey questioned, talked about or was angered that fellow Grey member lost his TV title. Granted it was only a week long reign but Championship gold is Championship gold and for a group looking to “Capture” the UWL you would think every title counts. You would think there would be some hurt feelings towards Hart or even me as I did have a hand in your fellow member in losing his title. But not one word. Odd.
Four. Yeah the Grey want to take over the UWL or whatever their hair brain plan might be but deep down these guys bleed UWL. They just want project a picture that they are above the UWL, that somehow they are better than everyone in the UWL and that they have gathered a small collection of egos that they are superior than the UWL. You guys are homers but you think you get more street creed in knocking the UWL, except for Roach. That guy just doesn’t care about anything including in being a champion.
Rest assure Xtra that I’m not in this match in hopes of getting a shot at Frankie’s little title. While there will one day will be a 41st Heritage Champion and based on The Grey’s track record that could be next week, I won’t be it. You might laugh and think that this is just silly but I have unfinished business with Caleb Hart. I know Tigger that the thought of facing someone who just beat you in back to back weeks seems weird to you and your boys but the only guy in the UWL who has defeated me is Hart and by golly I know in my heart that I can beat him. I just can’t and won’t let that go. I will face Hart again, and I will beat Hart next time.”
Joe unscrews the top to his water bottle.
“As for this match Greyback Boys. You all wrote me off and that is fine. being the new guy here I know I haven’t been on your radar screen.....well except for you Frankie, I know I have been lighting up your radar screen but for other reasons and I’m flattered, really and truly flattered. I am proud that you guys noticed that Valour and I don’t get along too well and that the only way Valour and Merritt could get someone they trusted, sort of, was to pay me. I almost thought that you guys didn’t catch that. You can question how we will work as a team, how far am I willing to go for a fight that isn’t mine but rest assure boys. I’ll be there and I’ve got your back. Like everyone has pointed out, I’m new here and I don’t have a pony in this race, but I’ve known you two for way longer than anyone in the Grey has. We might not see eye to eye but I know you and what is inside of you. I respect the heart and fight you display inside that ring. In the UWL you might be viewed as simply the UWL World Champion, But back in the ESW, you are a Tag Team Championship away from being one of the Elite. Only the best of the best can achieve that. At one time I beat you for the ESW TV Title but this weekend, I will help you defeat The Grey!”
Joe takes a sip of his water.
“Don’t sleep on me Grey, and Cocheese I don’t mean that literally. I’ve taken out bigger names, bigger egos and guys who were actually worth a shit than you three knuckleheads. Consider yourself warned!”
FTB
His eyes are closed almost like he is tuning out the outside world.......
“Uhmmmm......It is true that I, Double J Joe Jones is still getting my feet under myself here in the UWL. While my last two matches haven’t gone as planned, something I will address soon Mr. Hart, I have noticed a thing or two so far in the UWL.”
Joe opens his eyes.
“One. No one gets anybodies names right. At all. Especially if you’re new around. I’ve been called many names over the years but one thing I have never been called is a Juggalo, a jumping Juggalo at that so to Frankfurter CoCheese who does not have a Yosemite Sam mustache I say congratulations on being the first to do so. Two. If you’re new you are automatically a kid. It’s nice to know that at 34 years old I still have boyish good looks because we all know without your looks you have nothing and Captain Frankfurter must know a thing or two about good looking young men with all those F bombs you dropped. We all know that Strip club hitting on the stripper bit was a front. I bet behind that bandana you have some real soft plump lips. It’s probably not a coincidence that the first three letters of your “last name” begin with coc......Frankie Cocktail Dress does sound silly.
Double J takes a sip of water.
“Three and I don’t think no one else has noticed this. Being in a group like, The Frontline, the Grey, etc. Team unity isn’t a top propriety. Case in point last week in Japan. Some questioned why I was in a TV Title match after loosing to now new champion Caleb Hart the week prior. Not so Xtreme Xplode mocked it. Rolled his eyes and questioned it as if the powers that be in the UWL have lost their ever loving minds. But no one in the The Grey questioned, talked about or was angered that fellow Grey member lost his TV title. Granted it was only a week long reign but Championship gold is Championship gold and for a group looking to “Capture” the UWL you would think every title counts. You would think there would be some hurt feelings towards Hart or even me as I did have a hand in your fellow member in losing his title. But not one word. Odd.
Four. Yeah the Grey want to take over the UWL or whatever their hair brain plan might be but deep down these guys bleed UWL. They just want project a picture that they are above the UWL, that somehow they are better than everyone in the UWL and that they have gathered a small collection of egos that they are superior than the UWL. You guys are homers but you think you get more street creed in knocking the UWL, except for Roach. That guy just doesn’t care about anything including in being a champion.
Rest assure Xtra that I’m not in this match in hopes of getting a shot at Frankie’s little title. While there will one day will be a 41st Heritage Champion and based on The Grey’s track record that could be next week, I won’t be it. You might laugh and think that this is just silly but I have unfinished business with Caleb Hart. I know Tigger that the thought of facing someone who just beat you in back to back weeks seems weird to you and your boys but the only guy in the UWL who has defeated me is Hart and by golly I know in my heart that I can beat him. I just can’t and won’t let that go. I will face Hart again, and I will beat Hart next time.”
Joe unscrews the top to his water bottle.
“As for this match Greyback Boys. You all wrote me off and that is fine. being the new guy here I know I haven’t been on your radar screen.....well except for you Frankie, I know I have been lighting up your radar screen but for other reasons and I’m flattered, really and truly flattered. I am proud that you guys noticed that Valour and I don’t get along too well and that the only way Valour and Merritt could get someone they trusted, sort of, was to pay me. I almost thought that you guys didn’t catch that. You can question how we will work as a team, how far am I willing to go for a fight that isn’t mine but rest assure boys. I’ll be there and I’ve got your back. Like everyone has pointed out, I’m new here and I don’t have a pony in this race, but I’ve known you two for way longer than anyone in the Grey has. We might not see eye to eye but I know you and what is inside of you. I respect the heart and fight you display inside that ring. In the UWL you might be viewed as simply the UWL World Champion, But back in the ESW, you are a Tag Team Championship away from being one of the Elite. Only the best of the best can achieve that. At one time I beat you for the ESW TV Title but this weekend, I will help you defeat The Grey!”
Joe takes a sip of his water.
“Don’t sleep on me Grey, and Cocheese I don’t mean that literally. I’ve taken out bigger names, bigger egos and guys who were actually worth a shit than you three knuckleheads. Consider yourself warned!”
FTB