Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 14, 2013 17:50:29 GMT
Today we’re at the mall of America. Victor who has that camera again walks in front of Double J Joe Jones and Vixen and their guest of the day who is none other than Mike Davis. With Terror right around the corner, and Joe’s huge........stop laughing because it is a huge title match. It might not be as important as say the World title, but I’m sure it ranks right up there. After all the Supreme Being is holding the title. That has to say something about the title, I would think. And with a new title just around the corner, Joe will need new clothes. Hence the trip to the mall.
Joe who is walking next to Mike Davis and Vixen on the other side of Mike are making their way through the mall at a slow and steady pace. Joe and Mike have talked some, making idol talk about the weather, this and that but no talk about the IWA as of yet. Vixen remains quite, smiles now and then. She’s a little shy.
But the time has come, time to chat about the IWA as Joe searches for a new suit when he wins his first ever IWA title.
JJ “Mike. As much as I would love to walk around this mall and pick out my celebration suit and yap about your grand mother, I want to talk about me now. I want to talk about the IWA, Supreme Beast, Hunter and Starr and how the IWA so far is full of inbred ignorant redneck fools. Is that okay Mikey? After all that is the soul reason why I brought you along.”
Mike looks over at Joe. Time to go to work. “Okay sure. Where do you want to begin?”
Joe pauses as a shop and glances in through the window. So far they have done nothing but window shop.
JJ “Let’s start by you just listening. See when I am done, I want you to take my “promo” back to the boys in the IWA.”
Mike “okay?”
JJ “Good. Mike, When you take my “promo” back to the Supreme @ss, I want you to play what I am about to say and rewind it three or four, maybe fives times if need be. As many times as you feel till that block head realizes what I just said. Mike, I am a fourth generation wrestler. My daddy, his Daddy and his Daddy were all wrestlers. All champions, all legends in their day. So for the Supreme Dolt to call me some rookie is a slap in the face. I was born to wrestle. I was born and raised to do what I am doing right now. And that is to be a professional wrestler. Clearly from watching and listening to the Supreme Being as he likes to call himself, the word Professional isn’t in his vocabulary. For him, this is just a job. But to me Mike, This is my way of life. It’s what my family has being doing for the past 130 years or so. So Mike, I refuse to be treated as the F*cking New Guy like this Supreme twit has been trying to treat me as. When I was born I put the doctor in a headlock and gave him a nuggy because it’s my genes.”
Joe stops again to window shop. Not liking what he see, he moves on.
JJ “Mikey, This Supreme beast has to be the world’s biggest Oxymoron. Let me explain to you why. First the guy who defeated him just last week, Starr comes out and claims that I am gay. A subject I will get to later. Beast then agrees with Starr and Hunter because he’s a pawn in the IWA and doesn’t realize this. Beast then claims that I am gay. A subject I will address later, neither of them have proof that I am gay but this doesn’t stop the Supreme Beast from carrying on how he won’t get into the ring because I am gay because he is afraid that I might do something to him. Which I am going to do Mikey, don’t get wrong. The Supreme Beast has every right to not wanting to climb into the ring against me, because I will school the lad. But he made it sound like that Ranger Danger will run out to the ring and yell “Stranger Danger! Code Red!!!”
Just the Mike asks a question. “Who is Ranger Danger?”
Joe stops in his tracks. “Are you kidding me? Ranger Danger was the rage when I was kid.”
Mike “I never heard of Ranger Danger.”
JJ “Then you missed a lot in your youth. Ranger Danger was on TV during the afternoon cartoons teaching the kids not to talk to strangers, bad touches shit like that. Anyway, Back to Supreme Beast. he won’t get in the ring against me, but turns around and say some nonsense about how he is going to kick my ass. Which he said many time too. If my opponent says “I’m going to kick your ass” I can’t really take him seriously. He need to be creative. Any Tom Dick and Harry can say, “Hey Joe! I’m going to kick your @ss at Terror.” But a master of the game will come up with ways of saying the same thing with out sounding like a toothless drunk in a Hicksville bar. Then this retard goes on how he wants to make our match a table match, but as soon as he puts out that challenge, he revokes it. That just shows the world he is scared. He knows he can’t beat me. He knows he doesn’t have a prayer to win. Then Mikey, He goes, I will kick his ass, but I will leave some for you Starr....the same guy who just beat him last week. There is nothing like showing someone that yes, I am weaker than you and you are the most powerful one of them all and I am your slave master. Starr should drag his @ss out to the ring on Terror and whip him good. Serves him right for being such a pussy.”
Mike “I don’t think the IWA would go for that.”
JJ “You know, When I beat him I will do it then. They want to call me gay, throw around stereotypes because I just happen to a clean man who likes to look nice, then I will paint Beast black and teach him a lesson. I take it he’s from the south? He should know all about that. If the guy can’t stand up and defend himself then that’s what he should get. Wrestling is no place for sub servant people like the Supreme Beast. In this business you have to be a leader, not a follower and that is what Beast is, a follower. I don’t care what these old guys say about the new guys coming into the IWA. I’ve paid my dues. I won’t do it again. I don’t care if they feel I am stepping on their toes. I refuse to get lost in the shuffle. The hardest thing to do in wrestling is going into a established federation such as the IWA and get over and make people take note and make sure you get what you deserves and worked hard for. I’ve been around for a while Mikey. I know how these things work. And the Supreme Beast shouldn’t have to worry about me taking his place in the IWA.”
Joe stops. He looks at Mikey.
JJ “There can only be one curtain jerker in the fed. And he’s the guy.”
Vixen smiles and lets out a quite laugh. She doesn’t say much you know. Joe points at a tuxedo shop.
JJ “Let’s go in there. I think they will have my new suit for when I am crowned the new NA champion.”
Joe begins to walk over to the shop. Vixen holds out her arm for Mike inviting him to take her arm.
Vixen “Shall we?”
Mike looks at Vixen confused what to do.
Vixen “Don’t worry. It’ll be okay.”
Mike “Okay...”
Mike hooks his arm around Vixen’s and they begins to walk into the shop after Joe.
to be continued.............
Joe who is walking next to Mike Davis and Vixen on the other side of Mike are making their way through the mall at a slow and steady pace. Joe and Mike have talked some, making idol talk about the weather, this and that but no talk about the IWA as of yet. Vixen remains quite, smiles now and then. She’s a little shy.
But the time has come, time to chat about the IWA as Joe searches for a new suit when he wins his first ever IWA title.
JJ “Mike. As much as I would love to walk around this mall and pick out my celebration suit and yap about your grand mother, I want to talk about me now. I want to talk about the IWA, Supreme Beast, Hunter and Starr and how the IWA so far is full of inbred ignorant redneck fools. Is that okay Mikey? After all that is the soul reason why I brought you along.”
Mike looks over at Joe. Time to go to work. “Okay sure. Where do you want to begin?”
Joe pauses as a shop and glances in through the window. So far they have done nothing but window shop.
JJ “Let’s start by you just listening. See when I am done, I want you to take my “promo” back to the boys in the IWA.”
Mike “okay?”
JJ “Good. Mike, When you take my “promo” back to the Supreme @ss, I want you to play what I am about to say and rewind it three or four, maybe fives times if need be. As many times as you feel till that block head realizes what I just said. Mike, I am a fourth generation wrestler. My daddy, his Daddy and his Daddy were all wrestlers. All champions, all legends in their day. So for the Supreme Dolt to call me some rookie is a slap in the face. I was born to wrestle. I was born and raised to do what I am doing right now. And that is to be a professional wrestler. Clearly from watching and listening to the Supreme Being as he likes to call himself, the word Professional isn’t in his vocabulary. For him, this is just a job. But to me Mike, This is my way of life. It’s what my family has being doing for the past 130 years or so. So Mike, I refuse to be treated as the F*cking New Guy like this Supreme twit has been trying to treat me as. When I was born I put the doctor in a headlock and gave him a nuggy because it’s my genes.”
Joe stops again to window shop. Not liking what he see, he moves on.
JJ “Mikey, This Supreme beast has to be the world’s biggest Oxymoron. Let me explain to you why. First the guy who defeated him just last week, Starr comes out and claims that I am gay. A subject I will get to later. Beast then agrees with Starr and Hunter because he’s a pawn in the IWA and doesn’t realize this. Beast then claims that I am gay. A subject I will address later, neither of them have proof that I am gay but this doesn’t stop the Supreme Beast from carrying on how he won’t get into the ring because I am gay because he is afraid that I might do something to him. Which I am going to do Mikey, don’t get wrong. The Supreme Beast has every right to not wanting to climb into the ring against me, because I will school the lad. But he made it sound like that Ranger Danger will run out to the ring and yell “Stranger Danger! Code Red!!!”
Just the Mike asks a question. “Who is Ranger Danger?”
Joe stops in his tracks. “Are you kidding me? Ranger Danger was the rage when I was kid.”
Mike “I never heard of Ranger Danger.”
JJ “Then you missed a lot in your youth. Ranger Danger was on TV during the afternoon cartoons teaching the kids not to talk to strangers, bad touches shit like that. Anyway, Back to Supreme Beast. he won’t get in the ring against me, but turns around and say some nonsense about how he is going to kick my ass. Which he said many time too. If my opponent says “I’m going to kick your ass” I can’t really take him seriously. He need to be creative. Any Tom Dick and Harry can say, “Hey Joe! I’m going to kick your @ss at Terror.” But a master of the game will come up with ways of saying the same thing with out sounding like a toothless drunk in a Hicksville bar. Then this retard goes on how he wants to make our match a table match, but as soon as he puts out that challenge, he revokes it. That just shows the world he is scared. He knows he can’t beat me. He knows he doesn’t have a prayer to win. Then Mikey, He goes, I will kick his ass, but I will leave some for you Starr....the same guy who just beat him last week. There is nothing like showing someone that yes, I am weaker than you and you are the most powerful one of them all and I am your slave master. Starr should drag his @ss out to the ring on Terror and whip him good. Serves him right for being such a pussy.”
Mike “I don’t think the IWA would go for that.”
JJ “You know, When I beat him I will do it then. They want to call me gay, throw around stereotypes because I just happen to a clean man who likes to look nice, then I will paint Beast black and teach him a lesson. I take it he’s from the south? He should know all about that. If the guy can’t stand up and defend himself then that’s what he should get. Wrestling is no place for sub servant people like the Supreme Beast. In this business you have to be a leader, not a follower and that is what Beast is, a follower. I don’t care what these old guys say about the new guys coming into the IWA. I’ve paid my dues. I won’t do it again. I don’t care if they feel I am stepping on their toes. I refuse to get lost in the shuffle. The hardest thing to do in wrestling is going into a established federation such as the IWA and get over and make people take note and make sure you get what you deserves and worked hard for. I’ve been around for a while Mikey. I know how these things work. And the Supreme Beast shouldn’t have to worry about me taking his place in the IWA.”
Joe stops. He looks at Mikey.
JJ “There can only be one curtain jerker in the fed. And he’s the guy.”
Vixen smiles and lets out a quite laugh. She doesn’t say much you know. Joe points at a tuxedo shop.
JJ “Let’s go in there. I think they will have my new suit for when I am crowned the new NA champion.”
Joe begins to walk over to the shop. Vixen holds out her arm for Mike inviting him to take her arm.
Vixen “Shall we?”
Mike looks at Vixen confused what to do.
Vixen “Don’t worry. It’ll be okay.”
Mike “Okay...”
Mike hooks his arm around Vixen’s and they begins to walk into the shop after Joe.
to be continued.............