Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 14, 2013 17:56:46 GMT
(ooc-this second part is really really bad. It blow chunks but has some character building info in it.)
Some time latter in the food court..........
Double J Joe Jones and Mike Davis along with Vixen and Victor walked into the food court. The need to eat have driven them there. Joe has his new suit slung over his shoulder. Joe scans for a place to sit and continue talking about the IWA. He spots a nice table in the center of the food court. Joe motions towards it and they walk over to the table like one big happy family. Once at the table Joe takes a seat and Mike sits across the table from him.
Joe looks up at Victor who is seating Vixen at Joe’s side.
JJ “Vic. Wanna get us some grub from the finger food place?”
Victor “Uhmm....Finger madness?”
JJ “Yeah that’s the place.”
Mike has a weird look on his face. “Finger foods?”
Victor hands the camera to Vixen and leaves. I know you’re saying to yourself, Good, Be gone with him.
JJ “Yeah. Finger foods. Never had them?”
Mike “No...Not for lunch. Doesn’t sound filling.”
JJ “Mike you don’t know what you are missing. Listen. You’ll like them.”
Mike glances over at the Finger Madness line. He only see guys standing in line. Putting one and one together, he pops the question to Joe.
Mike “So Double J, What about Hunter and Starr and their claims of you being gay?”
Joe strokes Vixen’s hand under the table.
JJ “You’re kidding right? Look at Vixen. She is one fine women and we have a great sex life Mike. I bet you would wish you could get 20 minutes with her huh?”
Mike “Well...Don’t think my wife would like that...”
JJ “I would bet your wife would love Vixen here. Never know Mike maybe a threesome is in your future.”
Mike “I’m not sure about that. I mean it would be great if that happened but I wouldn’t bet the house on it.”
JJ “Mike. These guys, Starr, Hunter. What do they know? Seriously. What do they know? They don’t know me.”
Just then a male fan walks past Joe, He must know Joe on a first name basis and you can tell he is gay. He screams Gay. Not that the Will and Grace shirt gave any thing away. He fan taps Joe on his shoulder and stops for a split second
“Hey Joey, Good luck Thursday night. When you win the guys will throw you a huge party.”
JJ “Thanks Teddy.”
And Teddy leaves. Mike watches this all unfold in front of him.
JJ “Hunter and Starr are clearly afraid of me and what I can doing inside the ring. I’m sure they watched my match, saw how I dominated my opponents and they know that I am a threat to the IWA. A threat to each and every single championship title the IWA has to offer. And if I could find the right tag team partner, I would take those tag team titles. But sadly there is no one in the IWA that can hold a candle to the standards I bring to the IWA. There is no one in the IWA that can be my partner because, frankly....”
Joe is interrupted by anther friend of his. If his pants were any tighter he would be naked. He talks with a wisp, and you can also clearly see that he is gay. His name just happens to be Frankie.
Frankie “Yes Joe? Did you wants mes?”
Joe turns around and Frankie is at the other table. Joe smiles stands up and rushes over to him. They hug.
JJ “Frankie I didn’t know you were around!”
Frankie “Yess. Hey did you meets Stevens? My new Boyfriend and soon to be life partners.”
JJ “No. HI Stevens...”
Victor returns to the table with some of the food. He places a tray down in front of Mike and Vixen.
Victor “I’ll be right back. Oh Hi Frankie!”
Joe says good bye to Frankie and returns to the table as Victor leaves.
JJ “Yeah so as I was saying. Hunter and Starr better watch what they say. You know Mike defamation of character is a serious charge in the court of law. It would be a real shame if they kept telling everyone I was gay when I am clearly not gay. It would pain me if it went that far. Of course before that would happen, they would be piss me off...and well...”
Joe who has his MILF shirt on under his unbuttoned shirt puts his hand over his chest.
JJ “It would be a shame if they pissed me off. They wouldn’t be able to handle what I would unleash on them. It would be awful.” Joe leans forward and gets all serious. “Mike. Better tell your boys not to make me all disgruntled and stuff. They won’t like what happens.”
Mike “And what would happen Joe?”
Joe raises his eye brows. “You can’t be serious? Right? You have to be kidding. Mike my blood pressure is climbing right as we speak! Don’t make me go postal on you!”
Vixen starts to rub Joe’s shoulder. She tries to calm him down. “Joey baby. Sweetie. Carl is right over by the arcade. Why don’t you go play with Carl. I’ll talk to Mike okay?”
Joe spins around. “Hey look it’s Carl.”
Double J leaves the table. Mike leans towards Vixen
“Is he okay? He like freak out just then.”
Vixen “Mike I think you need to understand something. My man, Double J has a problem.”
“A problem”
“Yes a problem. Now I know this doesn’t make for great TV. But you need to understand that Double J Joe Jones has a chemical imbalance.”
“A imbalance?” Mike asks.
“Yes.”
“What kind of imbalance?” Mike asks.
“Did you watch the super bowl?” Vixen asks.
“Yeah.”
“Remember that center of the Raiders who didn’t show up for the game?” Vixen asks.
“Yeah....Bobbins I think his name was.”
“Yeah well Mike, My man, Joe Jones, suffers from the same thing. See right now he is happy. He’s happy go lucky right now, But when he gets pissed, mad, what ever. He turns dark, moody and Disgruntled.”
Disgruntled?” Mike goes.
“Yes. Disgruntled. So please tell Hunter and Starr not to piss him off. These guys don’t have any idea what he can do. Not fair for them to bash him only to have him rip their heads off.” Vixen says.
Mike leans back in his chair thinking this over. By now Victor has returned. He sets the trays down and looks for Joe.
“Where’s Joe. I got a surprise for him. William gave him a surprise, he calls it his big wiener.”
On Joe’s tray is a huge hot dog that has to be 3 pounds at least. Mike shakes his head. he stands up.
Mike “I’ve got to go. It’s been......quite a day. Tell Joe thanks for the interview? I guess you could call it, but I got to go.”
Vixen “Oh wait Joe wants you to play this tape. It’s from his friend Heath.”
Mike “Oh really?”
Vixen “Yeah. “
Victor “Thanks again Mike.”
With tape in hand, Mike leaves. Latter on, Mike plays the tape.....
Heath: “Hi, the names Heath….Heath who I ask you say to yourselves....Well that doesn’t matter. See my buddy Joe, he rang me up....said something about a couple of hags saying shit about me… So I thought I’d check it out… Only when he tells me that these boys are IWA’ers well that cast a bit of a cloud over things.
See while I’m over in Philly doing my thing, you guys are....Well #### knows where you are, Where are you exactly Joe?… Not that it matters that much, you two bit spunk monkeys could be singing your pretty songs live on Broadway for all I care… and you’re right, you shouldn’t be concerning yourselves with me….Coz that means you’ll have taken your eyes off Joe…and the devastation that boy will bring.. Well, I’ll let you find out, I’d hate to ruin the surprise....But my advice is….wear brown tights or better still…call in sick.”
ftb
Some time latter in the food court..........
Double J Joe Jones and Mike Davis along with Vixen and Victor walked into the food court. The need to eat have driven them there. Joe has his new suit slung over his shoulder. Joe scans for a place to sit and continue talking about the IWA. He spots a nice table in the center of the food court. Joe motions towards it and they walk over to the table like one big happy family. Once at the table Joe takes a seat and Mike sits across the table from him.
Joe looks up at Victor who is seating Vixen at Joe’s side.
JJ “Vic. Wanna get us some grub from the finger food place?”
Victor “Uhmm....Finger madness?”
JJ “Yeah that’s the place.”
Mike has a weird look on his face. “Finger foods?”
Victor hands the camera to Vixen and leaves. I know you’re saying to yourself, Good, Be gone with him.
JJ “Yeah. Finger foods. Never had them?”
Mike “No...Not for lunch. Doesn’t sound filling.”
JJ “Mike you don’t know what you are missing. Listen. You’ll like them.”
Mike glances over at the Finger Madness line. He only see guys standing in line. Putting one and one together, he pops the question to Joe.
Mike “So Double J, What about Hunter and Starr and their claims of you being gay?”
Joe strokes Vixen’s hand under the table.
JJ “You’re kidding right? Look at Vixen. She is one fine women and we have a great sex life Mike. I bet you would wish you could get 20 minutes with her huh?”
Mike “Well...Don’t think my wife would like that...”
JJ “I would bet your wife would love Vixen here. Never know Mike maybe a threesome is in your future.”
Mike “I’m not sure about that. I mean it would be great if that happened but I wouldn’t bet the house on it.”
JJ “Mike. These guys, Starr, Hunter. What do they know? Seriously. What do they know? They don’t know me.”
Just then a male fan walks past Joe, He must know Joe on a first name basis and you can tell he is gay. He screams Gay. Not that the Will and Grace shirt gave any thing away. He fan taps Joe on his shoulder and stops for a split second
“Hey Joey, Good luck Thursday night. When you win the guys will throw you a huge party.”
JJ “Thanks Teddy.”
And Teddy leaves. Mike watches this all unfold in front of him.
JJ “Hunter and Starr are clearly afraid of me and what I can doing inside the ring. I’m sure they watched my match, saw how I dominated my opponents and they know that I am a threat to the IWA. A threat to each and every single championship title the IWA has to offer. And if I could find the right tag team partner, I would take those tag team titles. But sadly there is no one in the IWA that can hold a candle to the standards I bring to the IWA. There is no one in the IWA that can be my partner because, frankly....”
Joe is interrupted by anther friend of his. If his pants were any tighter he would be naked. He talks with a wisp, and you can also clearly see that he is gay. His name just happens to be Frankie.
Frankie “Yes Joe? Did you wants mes?”
Joe turns around and Frankie is at the other table. Joe smiles stands up and rushes over to him. They hug.
JJ “Frankie I didn’t know you were around!”
Frankie “Yess. Hey did you meets Stevens? My new Boyfriend and soon to be life partners.”
JJ “No. HI Stevens...”
Victor returns to the table with some of the food. He places a tray down in front of Mike and Vixen.
Victor “I’ll be right back. Oh Hi Frankie!”
Joe says good bye to Frankie and returns to the table as Victor leaves.
JJ “Yeah so as I was saying. Hunter and Starr better watch what they say. You know Mike defamation of character is a serious charge in the court of law. It would be a real shame if they kept telling everyone I was gay when I am clearly not gay. It would pain me if it went that far. Of course before that would happen, they would be piss me off...and well...”
Joe who has his MILF shirt on under his unbuttoned shirt puts his hand over his chest.
JJ “It would be a shame if they pissed me off. They wouldn’t be able to handle what I would unleash on them. It would be awful.” Joe leans forward and gets all serious. “Mike. Better tell your boys not to make me all disgruntled and stuff. They won’t like what happens.”
Mike “And what would happen Joe?”
Joe raises his eye brows. “You can’t be serious? Right? You have to be kidding. Mike my blood pressure is climbing right as we speak! Don’t make me go postal on you!”
Vixen starts to rub Joe’s shoulder. She tries to calm him down. “Joey baby. Sweetie. Carl is right over by the arcade. Why don’t you go play with Carl. I’ll talk to Mike okay?”
Joe spins around. “Hey look it’s Carl.”
Double J leaves the table. Mike leans towards Vixen
“Is he okay? He like freak out just then.”
Vixen “Mike I think you need to understand something. My man, Double J has a problem.”
“A problem”
“Yes a problem. Now I know this doesn’t make for great TV. But you need to understand that Double J Joe Jones has a chemical imbalance.”
“A imbalance?” Mike asks.
“Yes.”
“What kind of imbalance?” Mike asks.
“Did you watch the super bowl?” Vixen asks.
“Yeah.”
“Remember that center of the Raiders who didn’t show up for the game?” Vixen asks.
“Yeah....Bobbins I think his name was.”
“Yeah well Mike, My man, Joe Jones, suffers from the same thing. See right now he is happy. He’s happy go lucky right now, But when he gets pissed, mad, what ever. He turns dark, moody and Disgruntled.”
Disgruntled?” Mike goes.
“Yes. Disgruntled. So please tell Hunter and Starr not to piss him off. These guys don’t have any idea what he can do. Not fair for them to bash him only to have him rip their heads off.” Vixen says.
Mike leans back in his chair thinking this over. By now Victor has returned. He sets the trays down and looks for Joe.
“Where’s Joe. I got a surprise for him. William gave him a surprise, he calls it his big wiener.”
On Joe’s tray is a huge hot dog that has to be 3 pounds at least. Mike shakes his head. he stands up.
Mike “I’ve got to go. It’s been......quite a day. Tell Joe thanks for the interview? I guess you could call it, but I got to go.”
Vixen “Oh wait Joe wants you to play this tape. It’s from his friend Heath.”
Mike “Oh really?”
Vixen “Yeah. “
Victor “Thanks again Mike.”
With tape in hand, Mike leaves. Latter on, Mike plays the tape.....
Heath: “Hi, the names Heath….Heath who I ask you say to yourselves....Well that doesn’t matter. See my buddy Joe, he rang me up....said something about a couple of hags saying shit about me… So I thought I’d check it out… Only when he tells me that these boys are IWA’ers well that cast a bit of a cloud over things.
See while I’m over in Philly doing my thing, you guys are....Well #### knows where you are, Where are you exactly Joe?… Not that it matters that much, you two bit spunk monkeys could be singing your pretty songs live on Broadway for all I care… and you’re right, you shouldn’t be concerning yourselves with me….Coz that means you’ll have taken your eyes off Joe…and the devastation that boy will bring.. Well, I’ll let you find out, I’d hate to ruin the surprise....But my advice is….wear brown tights or better still…call in sick.”
ftb