RP#2 Rusty Wallace

Before taking off for Miami, Nanook made arrangements with Kip Anderson to meet him along with Nascar Billy and Joe Jones at the UWL Arena. After the first meeting between the two, Billy wasn't very big on seeing Joe again. Nanook is just hoping that both of them will come together long enough to win the titles. As Nanook pulls up to the UWL Arena he spotted Joe's BMW and that was a good sign.

Once inside everything was all set up for a good old fashion interview with Kip Anderson but there was still no signs of Joe. Nanook turned his attention to Billy as this is his first time addressing the UWL. The last minute touches are being made by the crew as Nanook is standing off to the side with Billy.

Billy is a little in awe by everything he sees. "Man they didn't have none of this stuff in Canada! God old mighty this der be somethin'."

Nanook chuckles. He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a small plastic bag. "Compared to where you were, this is the big time Billy. Just like you! You're big time."

"I can't believe I had to get make up and all! Gosh! Dis here place must hav' a ton of money. They'd have a huge flag with der logo on it."

"I cashed in every favor I have. I went and got every favor owed me to get you this match Billy. This is a big match for you. You can make a name for your self by winning this match."

"I hope I can live up to everyone's hopes Nanook. I heard what everyone has been sayin' about me. That'd be a lot of pressure you know."

"You just relax, remember all the training you'd have and listen to Joe. Everything will be okay if you do that. I know that you and Joe got off on the wrong the foot the other day but Billy, trust me when I tell you that Joe will give this match his all. He's not going to go out there and look bad in front of everyone. Night of the show he will come around. He wants to win those titles more than you do. He will work with you to make sure that you both come out on the winning side of things. I've known Joe for a real long time. You'll be okay."

Billy turns and looks at Nanook "I trust you Nanook and if you say Joe will be der for the match, then he'll be der for the match.

"He will. I got you something for your match. I know you wanted this for a while now."

Nanook hands Billy the bag and Billy looks at it at first and is really surprised by it. He opens it and his face lights up. He pulls out a brand new Real Tree Dale JR hat.

"Oh my god! I have wanted this der hat fer a while!!! Thank you Nanook!"

Joe Jones walks up to them and with his hands in his pockets. He rolls his eyes as Billy gives Nanook a hug and puts his brand new hat on his head.

"I hate to break up this party but let's get this shit over with."

"Oh. Sorry."

Joe has a blank look on his face. "What ever."

Joe turns and makes his way over to where Kip Anderson is now at to get the show started. Billy tugs on his hat one last time, takes a deep breath and makes his way over to Kip.

KA "You must be Nascar Billy!"

NB "Yes sir."

KA "I couldn't wait for this. I'm excited to finally meet you."[/color]

NB "Thanks Mister."

KA "Oh please call me Kip. Now how about you stand right here and we'll start this okay?"

Billy stands on the side of Kip and Joe wanders behind them, standing in back of them almost between them.

NB "Right here Mr. Anderson?"

KA "Yeah right there will work? Ready?"

Billy nods. Kip points at the camera and we get a count down.



KA "Good day wrestling fans! I am Kip Anderson coming to you form the UWL Arena with this special interview! I am joined here today by the two men who will challenge Los Cazadors for the UWL tag Team titles this weekend at Nightmare 4 in Miami! The men looking to take the titles away from the tag champions is the unlikely team of Double J Joe Jones and making his UWL debut, Nascar Billy! Gentlemen welcome."

Joe says nothing. Billy on the other hand. "Thank you Mr. Anderson! I am so happy to be here! Nanook has told me nuttin' of great things about the UWL and all I have been thinkin' of Mr. Anderson is going out der in front of the great fans of the UWL and doing my best! My absolutely best! But I'm not gunna lie Mr. Anderson. I be a tad nervous about dis here match! I understand dat the Cazadors.....I don't know der names yet, but I know they, be like the tag team champions fer like a long time now."

Joe rolls his eyes and Kip is smiling at Billy looking for a opening to cut him off.

NB "But dat their time as the UWL Tag Team Champions, it be comin' to an end cuz when the fastest show on earth, the thrill seeker, one bad Mama jama steps in dat ring, your time as the champs will be up!" Billy says as he looks right into the camera. "Ever since Nanook found me at the county fair and sent me to England to work out over der! It seems that they'd be groomin' me just for this match! Fer this moment! The good lord himself seems to have big plans fer me and I'm just learning what der plans be, but it's pretty crystal clear to me that I'm gunna be the next great UWL Tag Team Champion! So Cazadors! You better be ready for one hell of a fight! I'd have my dip in! Shine in my veins! Redneck nation backin' me cuz I'm pumped! Pumped like JR this past Sunday at Tedga! Passin' car like they'd be standin' still!"

Joe covers his face with his hand and rubs his forehead. "Holy Fuck." He utters.

NB "You two just be two big bricks waitin' to get to the back on the hook! When I hit dat ring I'm going to Bubba it up like no one has ever seen, knock you two around like Earnhardt on Terry Labonte at Bristol back in da day! I'm gunna hit the Bump and Run on you two fools and take them der titles and place them in my trophy case and cash the big old check that comes with it! It's my first match here in the UWL! I'd gots me new boots! A fresh shirt! And a smoking new JR hat! Huntin' season just opened up and I'm huntin' lame ducks like you two! Next to Nascar, I LOVE to shoot my shotgun and both barrels are loaded, cocked and ready to go off on you two Cazadors!!!! BOOM BOOM!"

Billy pretends his arms are his shotguns and he fires his double barrel at the camera and then flexes his biceps.

Kip steps in and stops Billy. "Easy there killer! (Laughs) Slow down! I know you're excited."[/color]

Joe looks up and appears to saying "Help me god!" as Billy won't take his eyes off the camera. He's all worked up and ready to go.

NB "Oh Mr. Anderson I have so much more to say. So much more to get off my chest you know. I could go day and night about the Cazadors, kinda like how I can go all day and night inside dat ring! I don't redline! I'm bulletproof! I can run wide open all day and never slow down or get tired!"

KA "Alright, slow down Billy! Caution flag just came out! Let's slow it down."

NB ""Sorry Mr. Anderson. I do get worked up about my matches' you know."

KA "Now. The Cazadors. Their name is Cazador I and Cazador II."

Billy snaps his head at Kip and has a shocked look on his face "Excuse me?"

KA "About what son?"

NB "Did you just say dat their names is one and two?"

KA "Yes."

NB "Get out of here! Are you for real? Serious? Der names be Cazador one and Cazador two?"

KA "Yes."

NB "Why.....what would posses them to do something like that?"

KA "Because they look alike."

NB "Like twins or somethin'?"

KA "Ah...kinda. They wear masks and they look alike."

NB "Whoa! Hold up! Hang on! No one told me dat they be wearin' masks! When did this happen! How do I know who is in der ring? How is dat fair!"

KA "You haven't seen them yet?"

NB "NO!"

KA "They wear masks and look alike so you don't know who is who."

Billy takes a step back. He looks at Joe who is hiding his face behind his face and looks back at Kip who is really trying real hard not to laugh. Finally Joe leans forward.

JJ "You know there is a third one. Cazador III"

NB "WHAT!!!!!! Der be three of them!!!!!!! But der be only two of us in our team!"

JJ "Rumor has it Billy, there could be as many as 69 Cazadors running around the UWL at any giving time."

Billy takes a studder step back wards and his jaw drops to the ground "69!!!!! YOU BE TELLIN' ME WE GOTS TO FIGHT 69 CAZADORS?? HOW WE GUNNA DO THAT??"[/b][/color]

You can hear laughter from the background and Billy now looks worried.

JJ "Well we won't. The UWL told them that only 2 Cazadors can be at ring side in any given time. Now we won't know which two of the 69 Cazadors we will be facing, so we will have to be on top of our game. I hope it's not Cazador 24 and 53. Man those two are tough son of bitches."

NB "Oh man!"

JJ "Just relax Billy. Everything will be okay because Uncle Joe is here."

Joe steps forward and puts his arm around Billy

JJ "It's no secret that I didn't want this match without Frankie Cocheese in my corner. If there is one guy in the whole UWL that I want to have as my tag team partner and win those tag titles it is Frankie Cocheese! But Frankie has to take care of business first and foremost. There is nothing more important than then the UWL World title and he has a big match against Robb Daniels! Frankie I'm pulling for you! I'm cheering you on and if there is anyone in the UWL that can retain his title and walk away with the biggest upset the UWL will ever see, it's you Frankie! Go get em! In the meantime! I have to trust my friend, my manager even when I don't agree with him! I know he wouldn't have made this match giving me a un tested partner if he didn't think we could win! Billy, I know I gave you hard time the other day but once we get in that ring, once that bell rings. I will be there. I will have your back! Together Billy, We will win those Tag Team Titles. I've been in the ring with the Cazadors only a few weeks ago and Frankie and I defeated you! I then called you out issuing a challenge to you to put those titles on the line and you blew me off!"

Joe slowly shakes his head.

JJ "That was your first mistake! You choose to blow me off and now it has come back to bite you in the ass! How dare you a week later issue a open challenge to anyone in the UWL to step up and see if they have what it takes to take those belts away from you! How dare you slap me in the face! Now.....it will be ME who slaps you in the face! It will be ME who will step up and stomp the life out of you two and take the titles away from you! I don't care how many matches I have in one night, I will ALWAYS have something left in the tank to beat you two! The Cazadors have had nothing but a free ride here in the UWL! You have nothing but cheap win after cheap win on your records, but what is your record against a real tem? Against someone who has real skill and is driven to win? Not very good! Saturday night, in my new home town of Miami! I will have the pleasure of not only single handily beating Alan Christopher and D Inc, but I will beat you two clowns and hoist the UWL Tag Team titles in the air in front of my home town, in front of my fans! I have Home Field advantage and there will be no stopping us!"

Billy pulls himself back together and he looks back at the camera.

NB "In 4 weeks Cazadors! NASCAR will have their final race of the season in Miami Homesteed race way! At that race, NASCAR will crown their new champion for the season! It's the one race that the points leader looks forward to because after 400 miles, he will be known as the Points Champion! Richard Petty! Dale Earnhardt SR! They both are 7 time NASCAR Champions! This year Jimmy Johnson has a chance to win another title and move just one title behind them! Will Johnson win his 6th NASCAR title in Miami or will Matt Kenseth win his 2nd? We will find out soon enough, but this week.....NASCAR Billy.....Will win his first Championship in his young and bright career! It's just fitting that my first match in the United States of "Merica, my first match in the UWL! My first ever Title match! Will be in MIAMI!"

JJ "The stars are lined up! You can't argue with that!"

NB "No you can't."

JJ "Cazadors! Consider yourself's warned!"

FTB.