RP#9 Bill Elliot

The scene opens up inside of Joe's gym in the back corner of the work out space where a couple of couches and chairs are set up and that's where we find Kip Anderson with NASCAR Billy. Billy is sitting to Kip's left in a chair with Kip in his own chair.

Kip "Hello UWL universe! I'm Kip Anderson coming to you live from Joe Jones' gym and I'm joined by one half of the UWL World Tag Team Champions NASCAR Billy! Billy thanks for giving me a couple minutes today."

"No problem Kip. Always happy to sit down with you for a couple of minutes."

Kip "Now Billy, we have a couple of things to talk about today but let's first talk about your last match at the 8th year anniversary show where you and Joe defended your belts against Rapid Angle."

Billy is sporting his new Jimmy Johnson 6 time championship jacket and his trusty Dale JR #88 cap.

"Well old Rapid Angle, they brought their A game almost what? 2 weeks ago and guess what Kip. Their best just wasn't good enough. Old Joe and me, we're clickin' real good as a team! We're becoming a well oil'd team and you know what? It's going to take a really good team, naw scratch that, a great team to take this."

Billy opens up his jacket to reveal a cleaned up and polished UWL Tag Team title. We're still unsure of how it smells though.

"The UWL World Heavyweight Tag Team titles. Rapid Angle, they ain't great! I know some people out der don't want to hear that but come on now, Old Eddie Jones, he lost to the better Jones, the best Jones of the UWL like, I dunno, 4 times now Kip?"

Kip "Three times I think Billy."

"Three, four, hell Eddie couldn't beat Joe in the next 15 meetings between them. Joe is at the top of his game right now. He's hitting his stride Kip. And with me by his side....shhhhiiiiiiiitttttttttt we're unstoppable."

Kip "You really think so?"

Billy does a double take and shakes his head quick like he didn't hear Kip right. He adjusts his hat and leans forward towards Kip.

"I didn't stutter Kip. The current UWL Tag Team Champions...."

Again Billy opens his jacket to show off the title.

"Yeah these titles right here, around my waist where dis title is gunna be fer a while. We're the B. E. S. T. Best! We be U. N. S.T.O.P....able. Kip!"

Billy leans back in his chair

"I can't say it any clearer. Some might say I'm a bit cocky but whatever. I've got this around my waist and they don't."

Kip "This week Billy you will face Archer and Emma Douglas but before we talk about that match, I want to touch on the tag team Coronation cup which starts here next week. You and Joe are in it."

"And we're going to win it."

Kip "So.....okay. We now know how you feel going to do in the cup."

"We're da Champs are we not? So yeah, we're gunna win. Hands down we're the best tag team the UWL has ever seen. Put our names on that cup cuz we....be winning them."

Kip "Well I don't know about the best of all time but whatever. This week Billy. You and Joe will face Archer and Emma who in a short time have shown to be a pretty good little team."

"But they ain't no Joe Jones and NASCAR Billy are they? Kip answer me this. Who won championship gold, who won the UWL Tag Team championship in his first match ever in the UWL? Was it Archer? Nope. Was it Emma? Nope. Pretty good team? Dat be strong words to describe them Kip."

Kip "I heard that you don't want to face Emma inside the ring."

No response from Billy. He plays with his jacket and brushes some lint off his sleeve. He then looks over at Kip.

Kip "Is that true? You don't want to be in the ring when Emma is in the ring?"

"OKAY! Fine! Damn man! I thought we were friends! I don't want to fight Emma! And it's not what you think either. I believe a man shouldn't hit a women. I believe a man shouldn't throw a girl around. Why the UWL have to do this to me? Huh? I'm a good Christian boy. I show respect to the ladies in my life. I never harmed or hurt any of the lucky ladies in my life! Hell Kip, Up der in Canada, after my match with Hoshi and Kira, a match that even now I hate and consider the worst match in career. Even though I won the match, I still sought out both Hoshi and Kira and told em I was sorry. Hoshi even invited me over for dinner and you know something Kip....she was a good cook! I have guilt in my heart Kip over hitting Kira and Hoshi. It pained me to throw them down to the mat! I don't like it Kip! Not one bit! I'm sure Emma can hold her ground in the ring. She is a tough little gal! I've seen her in a match or two. She's good. She has a bright career ahead of her but damn! Why do I have to fight her? Huh? Can you explain that to me mister UWL question asker!"

Kip "I...huh..."

"And another thing! I ain't fightin' Autumn Raven either! Or that Cassidy chick either! I just assume take them gals out to a honky tonk bar and show em a good time! I'd rather fight....I dunno! Monster Max 19 times! In a row! Mama raised me to be a little hell raiser but she raised me to respect the ladies Kip and god damn it! I ain't hittin' no women! I won't even smack Hillary Clinton! So if that means I have to take on Archer all by myself, then so be it! But you know what? We'll find a way to win this match! Wanna know why? Cuz we're the champs! And when that bell rings! We'll get our hands raised in victory and we'll be first again! Because if you ain't first, you suck!"

Billy pulls his hat down and stands up and storms off. Kip smirks as he found it funny to get under the skin of Billy.

FTB.