Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 9, 2014 15:41:24 GMT
The scene opens with NASCAR Billy now wearing a brand spanking new Austin Dillion #3 Cheerios jacket and scrolling through Craigslist on his tablet. He's leaning up against a wall inside of Joe's gym with the UWL Tag Team title around his waist and in honor of Austin Dillion bring the #3 back to Sprint Cup Series next year, he's rocking a black cowboy hat with his Gargoyle shades on hanging from his neck collar of his shirt. Billy is scrolling down the listings on Craigslist when a brand new employee named Ryle walks up to Billy pushing a mop bucket. Ryle is a short chubby slightly retarded unshaven, unkept special person. He was hired to clean up around the place. (Someone has to clean the toilets) He stops pushing the mop bucket and looks up at Billy.
"What ya doing Billy!?" Ryle asks.
"Looking for a truck."
"Why!?" Ryle asks.
"I've......had some issues with my car and I need something to drive. But I need a truck. I need a car too but I want a truck."
"Why!?"
"So I can haul some stuff around. I love having a 8 foot bed."
"Why!?"
"Because pickups are cool. You can haul a lot of beer in them. Party in them, go muddin'"
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"I dunno why. I don't drive. What's beer?"
"It's like kool aid only better."
"I like kool aid. I like cherry kool aid."
"I was always a grape kind of guy myself."
"Grape is nice. What's that?" Ryle points at the UWL Tag Team title.
"Oh, that's my title. UWL Tag Team Championship."
"Joe has one too."
"Yeah, he's my partner. We're going to be the best tag team champions of all time by the time it was said and done."
"Oh. You have a match this week?"
"I sure do! Joe and I is facing......facing....hold on."
Billy checks on his tablet to see who he is facing and after a few seconds sees who he is facing.
"Ah here we go. We're facing Dogtooth and Rotface?"
Ryle points at the title. "For that?"
"No! God no! Those two won't ever get a shot at these titles."
"Then why are you facing them?"
"Long story buddy. Thing is the Champs will walk into the ring and show these two newbies who is in charge around here. We're the champs! We're the team to beat! We're going to win this tournament and take that cup and it starts with the these two jokers. I don't care if they beat up Rabid Angle last week or not. Rapid Angle aren't the champs anymore, we are and we're not afraid of them in the very least! I'm going to go wild on these two guys, hit them with the bum and go and move on to next week and bring the cup home!"
"huh. Okay then. You find a truck yet?"
"Not yet. I need a truck though. I found a new song and I love it but I need a truck for it to make sense."
"Okay then, let me know when you win the match and find a truck to buy. I have to go mop the bathroom. Someone took a massive dump and plugged the crapper and it over flooded."
"OH yeah...sorry about that dude."
"It's okay."
Billy clicks play on his tablet on you tube and plays his new favorite song as the scene fades out.....