Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 14, 2013 18:11:08 GMT
Posted by Double J Joe Jones on 4/28/2003, 10:06 pm
Terror has come and gone. It was a great night. A great night for one Double J Joe Jones. Like he said, He won his match and now he’s off to next week to face the Supreme Beats for the North Atlantic title. Which is kinda funny because all of last week he thought it stood for something else. Oh well.
Moving on. Double J Joe Jones after the show has ended finds his way to his locker room. After putting on a good show it’s time to celebrate. And how do you celebrate a winning effort? Why taking a shower of course. And while Double J Joe Jones is off taking a shower, Victor, Double J’s manager and personal assistant picks up a video camera in the locker room. Victor and Double J like to video tape as much as possible. They use it for a diary if any thing else and along with that, from time to time it has been known that they will shot their own promos. It’s something that they joke about and call “The Budget Saving Plan.”
Victor turns on the camera and we get a great shot of the floor. The sound of Double J’s shower fills the locker room.
Victor “okay...We’re in business.” Victor mumbles as he holds the camera and tilts the view window up towards him.
We then see the door way to the shower and we see steam pouring out of the shower.
Victor “Here we are, After Terror, where Double J Joe Jones terrorized his opponents. In our locker room now, where
Double J Joe Jones is taking a shower and I have in my hands, a water proof camera.” Victor says with a slight laugh in his voice. He begins to walk towards the shower. We round the corner to see Double J standing under a shower head with his back towards us.
For the sake of children, Victor pans upwards so we only see the upper half of Double J. He rinsing his hair and slowly turns around running his hands through his hair.
Victor “Hey Champ.” Victor says as it echoes in the shower room
Joe opens his eyes, surprised.
JJ “Vic! What the hell are you doing?”
Vic “I’ll tell you as soon as you tell me why you have been taking a shower for the past 30 minutes.”
Joe puts his hands on his hips. He stands under the shower head and lets the water run down his back.
JJ “Well. Okay. That’s simple enough to answer. See Victor. Before Terror one of the IWA quote Superstars who I’m sure is one hell of a gentleman and a scholar said I was a little too clean for his taste.”
Vic “You mean Starr?”
JJ “Yeah Damien Starr. I think he was hinting at something. I think he was trying to point something out but just didn’t have the balls to say it. So just to prove to him that yes I am a clean person, unlike most professional wrestlers that lay in their own piss and shit and dried blood, I do take baths and showers daily. SO yes Starr, I am a clean human being. You should try it once. You might like it. So why are you in here?”
Vic “For the same reasons.”
They share a laugh. They get along very well these two do.
JJ “Well Victor. Since you are here. Since you have a camera.”
Vic “Yeah...”
JJ “I think I will talk about my match, my match to come, my opponent and my title to come.”
Victor “You know Joe, you are just awesome.”
JJ “Gee thanks. That must be the best complement I have ever had. Well that and the one Vixen gave the night we meet.”
Vic “What was that?”
Joe smiles. “She said, I bet that will reach that itch I have deep inside.”
Vic “What? I don’t get it.”
JJ “In time you might. Anyways. Terror. What a night! Not only did I take care of three other competitor, one of which thought he was going to be a smart ass by sitting out half of the match, but I earned my self a shot at the Supreme Beast’s little title. Beast who has been a fine champion for the IWA.”
Joe tries real hard to hide his grin
JJ “Will put up one hell of fight this week I can see.”
That grin is harder to hide....
JJ “Who I’m sure will just want to kick the ever living hell out of me at Terror.”
Not only is that grin hard to hide, but that laugh is creeping up on him.
JJ “Because after all, he is the Beast, not just a Beast, a big hairy dumbfounded Beast, but Victor he is the Supreme Beast. That means he is the biggest brut of them all. No Beast is better than the Supreme Beast. Who do you think he beat to earn that title Supreme Beast? Do you think he clubbed The Wolverine to death? Or the Hulk? Perhaps Bane who killed Batman for 3 months or so was the guy who fell victim to the Beast to turn him into the Supreme Beast. Now why this might go down in the history of Beast warfare as the world’s best unsolved questions. The bigger question is, What will I be called when I slay the Supreme Beast? Besides the fact that I will be the New North Atlantic Champion, a champion in my second IWA match, and maybe the guy who will run the Supreme Beast out of the IWA thus sparing the IWA of the embracement of having the world’s biggest joke of a Beast in it’s rank. I wonder what the press will call me after I battle the Supreme beast and do the one thing that Damien Starr couldn’t do last week. And that is kill the beast.”
Victor “Yes but he did beat him.”
JJ “That he might have done. With that weak move he pulled out of his ass, But he didn’t slay the Beast! No Victor. Damien Starr just wounded the Beast. It’s now Double J’s job to finishes what he left unfinished.”
Victor “He’s a two time champion or multiple champion of something like that you know.”
JJ “Victor. I don’t care about what he has now. See, Damien Starr and Supreme Beast both have the same thing in common. It’s that now that Double J Joe Jones is in town. Everything they have now, will soon be gone. They won’t hold a championship while I am around. I’ll see to that!”
Victor “You think you’ll be able to strip both men?”
Joe smiles. He turns the water off, which has gone cold by now. On Victor’s shoulder was a towel. Joe snatches the towel off of Victor’s shoulder while maintaining his grin.
He dries his face off quickly. “Victor. Come on man. We have been together for two years now. And how many championships have be taken home?”
Joe starts to dry his chest as Victor recounts the championships they have won.
Victor “4, 5?”
JJ “So what’s going to stop me now? These guys will have no idea what hits them when I get in the ring with them. And when they do realize what hits them, It’ll be too late for them to do anything about it. And my climb in the IWA begins this week with the Supreme Beast. A Beast who will be Supreme for a few more days. After that he’ll be the sore loser Beast.”
Victor’s cell phone rings. Victor hands it to Joe. He answers it and Victor begins to walks backwards out of the shower leaving Joe alone to take his phone call. Before Vic turns off the camera we hear Joe.
“Heath! Baby! What is up man! Yeah I won! What else is new! These guys are chumps, every single of them.”
fade to black.........................
Terror has come and gone. It was a great night. A great night for one Double J Joe Jones. Like he said, He won his match and now he’s off to next week to face the Supreme Beats for the North Atlantic title. Which is kinda funny because all of last week he thought it stood for something else. Oh well.
Moving on. Double J Joe Jones after the show has ended finds his way to his locker room. After putting on a good show it’s time to celebrate. And how do you celebrate a winning effort? Why taking a shower of course. And while Double J Joe Jones is off taking a shower, Victor, Double J’s manager and personal assistant picks up a video camera in the locker room. Victor and Double J like to video tape as much as possible. They use it for a diary if any thing else and along with that, from time to time it has been known that they will shot their own promos. It’s something that they joke about and call “The Budget Saving Plan.”
Victor turns on the camera and we get a great shot of the floor. The sound of Double J’s shower fills the locker room.
Victor “okay...We’re in business.” Victor mumbles as he holds the camera and tilts the view window up towards him.
We then see the door way to the shower and we see steam pouring out of the shower.
Victor “Here we are, After Terror, where Double J Joe Jones terrorized his opponents. In our locker room now, where
Double J Joe Jones is taking a shower and I have in my hands, a water proof camera.” Victor says with a slight laugh in his voice. He begins to walk towards the shower. We round the corner to see Double J standing under a shower head with his back towards us.
For the sake of children, Victor pans upwards so we only see the upper half of Double J. He rinsing his hair and slowly turns around running his hands through his hair.
Victor “Hey Champ.” Victor says as it echoes in the shower room
Joe opens his eyes, surprised.
JJ “Vic! What the hell are you doing?”
Vic “I’ll tell you as soon as you tell me why you have been taking a shower for the past 30 minutes.”
Joe puts his hands on his hips. He stands under the shower head and lets the water run down his back.
JJ “Well. Okay. That’s simple enough to answer. See Victor. Before Terror one of the IWA quote Superstars who I’m sure is one hell of a gentleman and a scholar said I was a little too clean for his taste.”
Vic “You mean Starr?”
JJ “Yeah Damien Starr. I think he was hinting at something. I think he was trying to point something out but just didn’t have the balls to say it. So just to prove to him that yes I am a clean person, unlike most professional wrestlers that lay in their own piss and shit and dried blood, I do take baths and showers daily. SO yes Starr, I am a clean human being. You should try it once. You might like it. So why are you in here?”
Vic “For the same reasons.”
They share a laugh. They get along very well these two do.
JJ “Well Victor. Since you are here. Since you have a camera.”
Vic “Yeah...”
JJ “I think I will talk about my match, my match to come, my opponent and my title to come.”
Victor “You know Joe, you are just awesome.”
JJ “Gee thanks. That must be the best complement I have ever had. Well that and the one Vixen gave the night we meet.”
Vic “What was that?”
Joe smiles. “She said, I bet that will reach that itch I have deep inside.”
Vic “What? I don’t get it.”
JJ “In time you might. Anyways. Terror. What a night! Not only did I take care of three other competitor, one of which thought he was going to be a smart ass by sitting out half of the match, but I earned my self a shot at the Supreme Beast’s little title. Beast who has been a fine champion for the IWA.”
Joe tries real hard to hide his grin
JJ “Will put up one hell of fight this week I can see.”
That grin is harder to hide....
JJ “Who I’m sure will just want to kick the ever living hell out of me at Terror.”
Not only is that grin hard to hide, but that laugh is creeping up on him.
JJ “Because after all, he is the Beast, not just a Beast, a big hairy dumbfounded Beast, but Victor he is the Supreme Beast. That means he is the biggest brut of them all. No Beast is better than the Supreme Beast. Who do you think he beat to earn that title Supreme Beast? Do you think he clubbed The Wolverine to death? Or the Hulk? Perhaps Bane who killed Batman for 3 months or so was the guy who fell victim to the Beast to turn him into the Supreme Beast. Now why this might go down in the history of Beast warfare as the world’s best unsolved questions. The bigger question is, What will I be called when I slay the Supreme Beast? Besides the fact that I will be the New North Atlantic Champion, a champion in my second IWA match, and maybe the guy who will run the Supreme Beast out of the IWA thus sparing the IWA of the embracement of having the world’s biggest joke of a Beast in it’s rank. I wonder what the press will call me after I battle the Supreme beast and do the one thing that Damien Starr couldn’t do last week. And that is kill the beast.”
Victor “Yes but he did beat him.”
JJ “That he might have done. With that weak move he pulled out of his ass, But he didn’t slay the Beast! No Victor. Damien Starr just wounded the Beast. It’s now Double J’s job to finishes what he left unfinished.”
Victor “He’s a two time champion or multiple champion of something like that you know.”
JJ “Victor. I don’t care about what he has now. See, Damien Starr and Supreme Beast both have the same thing in common. It’s that now that Double J Joe Jones is in town. Everything they have now, will soon be gone. They won’t hold a championship while I am around. I’ll see to that!”
Victor “You think you’ll be able to strip both men?”
Joe smiles. He turns the water off, which has gone cold by now. On Victor’s shoulder was a towel. Joe snatches the towel off of Victor’s shoulder while maintaining his grin.
He dries his face off quickly. “Victor. Come on man. We have been together for two years now. And how many championships have be taken home?”
Joe starts to dry his chest as Victor recounts the championships they have won.
Victor “4, 5?”
JJ “So what’s going to stop me now? These guys will have no idea what hits them when I get in the ring with them. And when they do realize what hits them, It’ll be too late for them to do anything about it. And my climb in the IWA begins this week with the Supreme Beast. A Beast who will be Supreme for a few more days. After that he’ll be the sore loser Beast.”
Victor’s cell phone rings. Victor hands it to Joe. He answers it and Victor begins to walks backwards out of the shower leaving Joe alone to take his phone call. Before Vic turns off the camera we hear Joe.
“Heath! Baby! What is up man! Yeah I won! What else is new! These guys are chumps, every single of them.”
fade to black.........................