Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 13, 2014 22:49:14 GMT
Backstage with Kip Anderson.
Kip "Hello and my guest at this time is NASCAR Billy and Nanook."
Nanook and Billy walk into the picture and stand next to Kip with the UWL banner in the background.
Kip "Billy, Nanook all week long no one has been able to find Joe Jones after his lost to Karma last week. He has a match against former UWL TV champion Sean Landon next. Will Joe Jones show up for the match?"
Nanook shrugs "I'm not sure. I've been trying to get a hold of Joe all day and I can't get a hold of him. I'm not even sure if he is here tonight. Everyone I have asked, haven't seen him."
Kip "So for the record, you don't know if Joe is here."
Nanook "Correct."
Kip "Billy. You lost to Archer again last week and after Joe's match Emma Douglas took you out. Are you afraid that Bad Intentions might be able to defeat both you and Joe for the Tag titles?"
Billy shakes his head no. "The next time we get in the ring, it will be a different story. I promise you that Kip!"
Kip "Okay. Well let's go back to the ring."
Ring side inside the UWL Arena where the bell rings and Gene Anderson steps into the ring.
Barry Sharpe "We know the story folks. Joe Jones lost his Heritage title last week at Access Denied and hasn't been seen since. So the question is now, will he show up for this match or not?"
Fred Overstreet "I think we're about to find out."
DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS...
The opening riffs of "Bombfood" by Artillery hits the loudspeakers as sepia colored lights illuminate the arena. The theme then cuts to the chorus of the song, as Sean Landon comes out from the curtains, and unlike in the past, Sean steps out minus Clayton Drexel. Sean Landon stand at the top of the ramp, with a cold calculating look on his face.
Gene Anderson: This contest is scheduled for one fall and a 15 minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Boston Massachusetts, weighting in at two hundred and fifty three pounds, he is The Hand That Feeds, Sean Landon!
Landon scowls and cracks his knuckles and starts his way on down to the ring. Some obnoxious fans try to take pot shots at Landon but Sean just ignores them on his way down to the ring. Landon slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring. Landon waits in the middle of the ring, awaiting for his opponent.
Barry Sharpe "So here is the million dollar question."
Fred Overstreet "Will the Broncos cover the spread?"
DevilDriver’s End of the Line kicks in as all eyes are on the entrance. There is no sign of Joe Jones. A small "Joe! Joe! Joe!" chant breaks out but there is still no sign of him.
I Do declare, there's something in the air
Im burning the candle at both ends
Bitter betrayals, skeleton keys
Houses to haunt, well its alright by me
rags to ruin, some foolhardy choices
some would say not a ghost of a chance,
the ghosts in my mind, theyre one of a kind,
they tell me what to do, and its shut down you
[/color]Im burning the candle at both ends
Bitter betrayals, skeleton keys
Houses to haunt, well its alright by me
rags to ruin, some foolhardy choices
some would say not a ghost of a chance,
the ghosts in my mind, theyre one of a kind,
they tell me what to do, and its shut down you
Gene Anderson: And his opponent! From Miami, Florida! Weighing two hundred and fifteen pounds!! He is the UWL Tag Team.......Double J!! Joe Jones!!!
As the chorus kicks in there is still no sign of Joe Jones. Sean Landon is standing in one of the corners glaring at the entrance with his arms crossed.
Some things are best just left unsaid
End of the line, End of the line
one door closes, another door closes,
and now your boxed in.
End of the line, End of the Line
[/color]End of the line, End of the line
one door closes, another door closes,
and now your boxed in.
End of the line, End of the Line
Barry Sharpe "I don't think Joe is here tonight."
Fred Overstreet "Well let's give him another minute or two."
Barry Sharpe "I'm telling you he isn't here."
Fred Overstreet "You can't be so sure Barry. Just one more minute."
The song is just about over and still no sign of Joe Jones. The referee is asking the time keeper what is going on as Landon hasn't budged from where he is standing still sporting the scowl on his face.The song finishes and fades out and still no sign of Joe Jones. The referee is holding his hands out not knowing what to do. Suddenly Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup plays as Nanook and NASCAR Billy steps out from the back to a huge roar of cheers.
Barry Sharpe "Well I wonder what Nanook has to say."
Fred Overstreet "Oh! Maybe he just heard from Joe Jones?"
Barry Sharpe "I doubt that."
Nanook with a mic in hand stops at the top of the ramp and motions for the music to be cut.
Nanook "Sean Landon! To all of you here tonight and everyone watching this at home on Fox Sports 1! I have to apologize for Joe Jones's absent. I have tried to find him all week and I can not track him down. I've looked all over the UWL Arena for him and I can say that Joe Jones just isn't here tonight. So I'm sorry to inform everyone here that this match just isn't going to happen."
The fans boo and Sean looks like he just doesn't care. Billy tugs at Nanook's arm and says something to him off the mic. Nanook and Billy have a brief conversation and they come to some agreement. Nanook faces the ring.
Nanook "I have some good news! Just so you the fans don't feel like you are getting ripped off. NASCAR Billy has just agreed to take Joe's spot in this match!"
Billy gets a huge pop as he tears off his Dale JR jacket and tosses down his Dale JR hat and jogs down to the ring where he slides in under the bottom rope.
Barry Sharpe "So we have NASCAR Billy versus Sean Landon now?"
Fred Overstreet "Apparently!"
Billy jumps to his feet and is ready to go. The referee asks Sean if this was okay and he barely nods his head and has his gaze fixed on Nascar Billy. The crowd is chanting his name.
(clap, clap, clap)NASCAR BILLY! (clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap)NASCAR BILLY! (clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap)NASCAR BILLY! (clap, clap, clap)
Billy is all fired up and has his fists up ready for a fight, yelling at Sean to "Come on and get him some!" Sean Landon still has his arms crossed watching Billy get all worked up. The referee calls for the bell. Landon doesn't move and Billy is ready to go, once the bell rings Billy charges in at Landon and Landon catches Billy and puts him in a head lock. Billy swings at Landon and lands a couple of body blows, but Landon counters with a knee to the face! Landon with a huge blow across Billy's back! Landon holds Billy in front of him and knees him several times as the crowd boos him. Landon spins behind Billy and wraps his arms around Billy's waist. Billy tires to free himself but Landon takes Billy and throws him over his head with the Vortexplex sending Billy across the ring and into the opposite corner!
Barry Sharpe "Oh my goodness! Landon just threw Billy across the ring!"
There is no more chants for Billy as Sean Landon slowly gets to his feet. He waist for Billy to pick himself up in the corner and charges in with a splashing lariat on Billy in the turnbuckles. In one motion Landon takes Billy by the hand and sends him into the ropes, Landon backs into the ropes, and charges at Billy, in the middle of the ring, Landon spins and lands a devastating Hand that feeds (Spinning back fist) on Billy that sends Billy into the air and doing a 360 spin mid air and crashes to the mat! Silence falls over the UWL Arena as Billy out cold in middle of the ring. Landon smirks as he glances out into the crowd as he steps back to Billy, kicking him over onto his back and putting his boot on Billy's chest.
Barry Sharpe "I think Billy just got knocked into next week!"
Fred Overstreet "That....was....freaking AWESOME!"
The referee counts. 1! 2! 3!
Gene Anderson "Your winner....Sean! LANDON!"
Landon steps on and over Billy before exiting the ring to a chorus of boos.