RP#19

Picking up where we last saw Billy......

The next morning Billy awakes inside of the camper out in the cow pasture and this time the camper is heated by a Edenpure infrared heater. Billy slowly opens his eyes and sits up in a fog. He stretches and rubs his eyes. His hangover isn't that bad this morning but still there is a huge chunk of his night that is a blur. The camper only has 1 "bedroom" and the room is full of a queen size bed. On the right side of Billy is one of the blondes from the party. She is sound asleep and covered up. Billy peeks under the covers and nods in approval. Billy looks to his left and there is her friend, also sound asleep. Billy peeks under the covers like it's the first time he's seen either lady.

Sporting a smile a country mile wide Billy lays back down and puts his arms around his two bed mates.....



Out back of the barn is where we find Billy today washing out a couple of 5 gallon buckets. The door to the barn is open and we catch a glimpse of his still inside. Moon shining is legal in Tennessee you know...with the right paper work.... which Billy doesn't have. Billy finishes washing out his last bucket and dumps the water out then starts to fill the bucket up with water. While he holds the hose and fill the bucket Billy takes off his hat, wipes his forehead with his forearm and puts his hat back on.

"Whoooo. Man. Nothing like hard work to work up a sweat. Even on a cold winter's day like this, I still break out in a sweat cleanin' out my still gettin' her ready fer another run. But after the other night, with everyone sippin' on my shine, enjoyin' it, lovin' it. All this hard work was worth it."

The bucket is filled and Billy cuts the water off.

"You know what else is worth all the hard work?"

Billy picks up his bucket and steps into the barn with it. He sets it down and picks something up by the door. Billy steps back outside and in his hands is the tag team title.

"Dis! The UWL Tag Team Title! Fer the last five months dis title has been right here! Around my waist and guess what? Yeah fer the next five months it will be right here. Around my waist. I don't care who steps up to try and take dis title. Bad Intentions. Eddie Jones and who ever. SVD and anyone willin' to team up with him. Hell I don't care who! I really don't! Dis title, is stayin' right here!"

Billy slings the title over his shoulder which is rare for him. He reaches in his back pocket and pulls out his can of chew.

"I've think after my last match, a title defense against Archer and Emma there is no doubt in anyone's mind just who the best damn tag team in the UWL is! Here's a hint. It ain't Bad Intentions. No way, no how it ain't dem!"

Billy taps the top of his chew can and pops the top. He takes a pinch of chew out.

"I seen ya Emma. After you two lost the match you wanted so badly. The match you two burned fer. I seen ya. That look of.....of.....disappointment on ya face."

Billy pulls out his bottom lip and stuff the chew in. He snaps the top of the can back on and stuffs it in his back pocket.

"Yeah. It was priceless!"

Billy laughs sounding like a backwoods redneck. He slaps his hands together rubbing away any loose bits of chew from his fingers.

"Now, I reckon I could give you and Archer some credit. I won't but I could. You two had a plan, a plan to keep me in the ring and work on me thinkin' that I was nuttin' but a weak link in this championship machine. You two tried. You really did. You tried but you know what? Your little plan, it didn't work. Ima not a weak link. Ima not a push over. Ima stronger than you two would have ever guessed. You should know by now that there is never no quit in this redneck! Ima like Hendricks motor, I can go all day and night, ticking away with out missing a beat! Don't believe me?"

Billy clutches the title with his left hand and spits.

"Just find the two lovely ladies I celebrated with after another successful title defense and ask em how long the Billy train lasted. Hell Emma, all you gots to do is look in the mirror and ask your self if you have what it takes to keep up with good old Billy here. Do you have it in you Emma? To keep up with Billy? Do you?"

Billy spits again.

"Ima reckon we'll find out dis week. Ima reckon we'll see what you two are made of when we hook up again in Kentucky in a dog collar match. Now, Ima gunna shoot straight right here. I didn't have a foggiest idear what a dog collar match was till Joe told me and you know what?"

Billy spits again.

"Yup! When we get in that ring Ima tellin' the ref to put the dog collar around your neck Emma. I wanna beat you like a dumb hound who doesn't listen. A dog who is always under foot, gettin' in the trash, poopin' in the kitchen. Peein' on the carpet! Eatin' my slippers! I want to whip ya over and over till you cry fer mercy Emma! When it's all said and done Emma.....I will prove to everyone that you can teach a old dog new tricks and the trick I will teach ya Emma is respect! I will make you heel!"

You know what? Billy spits again.

"If you were disappointed in the last match, on how we won and all, then you better ready yourself fer a long night of drinkin' because there is no amount of beer to wash away the pain of losin' to us....again. Dis time though. You better show some respect to the UWL Tag Team Champions and don't worry. I will beat it into you. I will make you my lap dog before it is all said and done. You will be my bitch Emma."

Spits again.

"Yup. No doubt about it! It will happen Emma. And what about Archer you thinkin'? Well old Joe, fresh from his big win over Karma, he'll show Archer just what pain is all about. He'll stomp him into submission and dis time. Dis is the last time you two. If you can't beat us in a match that should favor you, then it's time fer you two to just pack it in and hit the bricks. I don't know if you saw this Sunday night Emma, but Austin Dillon drove the #3 to the pole for the 500. How fittin' because dis will be our third win over you two. The numbers are all lining up Emma. You can't argue with that. And remember."

Billy spits and adjusts the title on his shoulder.

"If you ain't first, like us the UWL Tag Team Champions, then you just suck!"

fade out.