Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 22, 2014 14:11:27 GMT
The saga continues......
Nanook has spent the next day talking to who ever from the UWL about Joe's TV title match IF Hart looses to SVD. This morning Nanook finds himself inside small breakfast restaurant with cell phone in one hand and a nice hot cup of coffee in the other.
"At this point we are beating a dead horse. I under stand that but listen, who is Wolf Parker? Why Wolf Parker? What has Wolf Parker done to merit......He was a bad tag team partner! Did you see that match? He stood there, turned his back on Joe Jones so why would he be rewarded......no no no......I don't agree! Sir if I may......No?"
Nanook lowers his phone from his ear and quickly rubs his forehead out of frustration then places the phone back to his ear.
"I feel that I need to remind you that my client Joe Jones signed a contract to have a match with Caleb Hart, a two out of three falls match for the UWL television title. No where in that contract does it state that......you what?! You ripped it up? Why would you do that? I pissed you off? You're the one not being very professional right now! I see. Well you have left me with no other option then. Yes I will getting a hold of my lawyer. Yeah you too."
Nanook snaps his cell phone shut and tosses it down on the table and bury his head in his hands.
"Oh f*cking idiots." Nanook grumbles as he rubs his hands through his hair to open his eyes and see Hatemonger standing there with a goofy smile on his face.
JH "HEY THERE BUDDY!!!!"
Nanook "Whoah!" implying that Jeff is way too happy.
Hatemonger slides into the booth seating himself across from Nanook. "How's it going? Man today is a GREAT day! Today is a AWESOME day! You know something Nanny......The sun is out, the birds are singing, there will never be a better day than today!"
Nanook "Really? Why?"
Nanook closes his eyes the instant "Why?" came out of his mouth. He regretted saying that.
Hatemonger smiles, a ear to ear smile.
TBC.
Surprise meeting......
At the gym again Double J is putting the final things he needs for the trip to South Carolina in his bag and is ready to go when someone stops by to see him.
"All ready for the big match Joey?"
Joe looks up and standing in the door way is his old man Green Man.
JJ "Dad?"
GM "Hey now. uhmm hmm yeah."
JJ "What are you doing here?"
GM "Went for a car ride and I ended up here. Thought maybe you could use some company for the drive to Myrtle Beach."
JJ "Really you drove all the way from Vermont to Tennessee?"
GM "Well not over night. I went to NYC, did some things there. Then trucked on down to Philly, hung out there and then I popped in DC for a couple of days and then I wandered on down here."
JJ "Why?"
GM "Saturday night my son is going to have a big night. My son has a shot at winning the Coronation Cup and getting a shot at the UWL World title. I want to be there to see you beat Xplode, and Reed and either Michaels or Daniels. You don't always get opportunities like this Joey. You have a chance to get a shot at the UWL World title and maybe Frankie Cocheese himself. You go straight to the head of the line. I tried for a long time Joey to get my hands on that XWA World title."
JJ "I know. I was there."
GM "I never got to shine in the spotlight. It's been a while since you were the top dog in a company."
JJ "It's been a couple of years."
GM "It's time again Joey. Time to take that step and take the UWL by the balls and shake this place down. Time to show them who Double J is and what he's about."
JJ "I've been making waves."
GM "Yeah well it's now time to shut up the nah sayers once and for all. I don't care what Xplode, Reed and the other 2 knuckle heads say. Saturday night is your night. That cup is yours."
Joe zips up his bag and picks up his bag and faces his dad.
JJ "Well let's get going then."
Hatemonger's big day?"
Nanook should have known something was up. Hatemonger is usually dressed in sweats, a ripped up t-shirt and a weight belt. Today Jeffery is all decked out. Cowboy boots, blue jeans, a red checkered button up shirt and a cowboy hat, and is sporting a big shinny belt buckle. The shoulders on his shirt is about to burst at the seams as Hatemonger removes his hat and sets it on the bench seat next to him.
JH "Oh Nanny today is going to be one of the happiest I've had in a while. My little lady is flying in from Texas to see me!"
Nanook "Oh? Huh."
Nanook spent the last month or so at home enjoying his time with his wife Summer but then again when ever Nanook goes on the road he always takes his wife with him. Joe is single so nothing to note there. Nanook forgets that Jeffery is married and has a kid. They stay at home in Texas when Jeff is on the road and since Joe came to the UWL, Jeff hasn't been home.
JH "Since Joe didn't fire me, I was able to save up for plane tickets to bring my sweet wife here for a week. I can't wait! She lands today."
Nanook "Well good for you. I'm glad that she's visiting."
JH "Oh man! I haven't seen my wife in almost 3 months. I forgot what she smells like. I can't wait to hold her in my arms and hug her. Kiss her. I miss her deeply. I went out got a nice room. I'm going to make some sweet sweet love to my girl tonight!"
Nanook glances over at another booth and it's a mother with her 2 kids. Jeff was a little loud about his plans, he has always had a booming voice. The mother scuffs towards Jeff's direction.
Nanook "Okay buddy! We don't need the details."
JH "I'm just so excited! I'm so happy!"
Hatemonger lets out a holler and slaps the table almost spilling Nanook's coffee.
JH "That plane can't get here any sooner!"
Nanook "Okay okay big fellah. Bring it down a notch."
JH "Oh I'm just so happy Nanny! I'm just a little over zealous. So what is up with you?"
Nanook "Oh...nothing."
JH "Nothing? No one calls a lawyer over nothing."
Nanook chuckles "No...no they don't. Eh. I've been talking with management about Joe's match against Hart for the TV title. They keep bring up Wolf Parker."
JH "Wolf Parker? That skinny little F*** who stabbed Joe in the back in that tag match?"
Nanook "Yeah that guy."
JH "Listen. Don't you worry about Wolf Parker. I'll punch that dick right in the dick for being a dick. Who does he think he is anyways? He's nothing! Nothing!"
Nanook "Yeah I know but the front office, they have plans for him. Plans that I don't like and after the cup I need to talk to Joe about their plans. He won't be happy."
JH "I think that Parker needs to be taught a lesson. I would love to get my hands on him and slam him hard to mat. I could bench press that dude like a thousand time and not break a sweat!"
Nanook "Are you challenging him?"
JH "Hey, If you can make that happen I will get in the ring with him. About time Wolf's go extinct around here."
Nanook "You....against Wolf Parker."
JH "Body slam challenge."
Nanook "If Wolf Parker wants too than I will see what I can do."
JH "Shit!"
Hatemonger looks at his watch.
JH "I've got go! Plane will be here soon with my baby!"
Nanook "Alright. Go get her killer."
As Hatemonger goes to slide out of the booth he leans forwards towards Nanook.
JH "I miss her with all my heart but there is one body part that REALLY misses the little lady if you know what I mean! Don't call me tonight cuz I'll be at POUND TOWN! WHOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY!"
Nanook closes his eyes and shakes his head. As Hatemonger runs out of the cafe Nanook is glad he stopped by. He got his mind off Hart and the TV title for a minute or two and got him to think outside the box.......
Friday night and down on the shores of Myrtle beach is Double J Joe Jones sitting with his feet in the sand. While it's not his home in Miami, Myrtle beach kinda reminds him of home and on the eve of the
big event he wandered out onto the beach to chill and relax before the big night.
"Here we are Xplode. The night before we finally settle Block B. We get to finally settle the tie, put a end to the draw and see just who can beat who. Who gets to move on and face Aries Reed in the semi's. It's as they say put up or shut up time and I'm planning on bring my A game. Going to be putting up the best fight of my time here in the UWL and when the dust settles, win or lose I'm going to raise some eye brows around here. The doubters....after I'm done with you can just go F*** themselves because there will be no doubt who is the better man in the ring when the bell rings."
As the waves crash on the shore Joe runs his hand through his hair brushing it back out of his eyes.
"I set a goal in this tournament and that was to spoil everyone's chances at winning the cup in my block and so far I have done just that. Last month when this whole thing started everyone was jacking off about being the next cup winner....but me. Winning the cup, it wasn't my goal then and it's still not my goal now. I have my eyes fixed on something else but I just wasn't going to roll over and allow everyone to pass over me as they battled it out for the cup. No no no. I knew I could leave my mark on this tournament while keeping my eye on the goal I set for myself. Tomorrow night when I beat Xplode....I will have done just that in this tournament. I will have left my mark. Beating Xplode will show everyone in the UWL I'm not some random guy who can't beat Caleb Hart. I'm the guy who took out some of the biggest names in the UWL, guys who were picked as favorites to win the cup and thanks to me, won't. Anything I do after I officially knock Xplode out of the tournament...is icing on the cake."
Joe wets his lips and brushes back his hair again.
"When I'm done in my block, ruining their hopes and dreams then I will set my sights on you Reed. I know you want nothing more than to win the cup.....and like everyone else in Block B, you too will learn how it feels to have that dream shattered by yours truly. Then when I move onto the finals...to whom ever is there waiting for me. I hope you realize that coming in 2nd is the closest you will get to touching the cup. For far too long I have been dissed, and laughed at, and made fun of here in the UWL. Too f*cking many of you tossed out lines saying I'm still not impressed. I haven't seen anything that merits the hype about you Joe. You are just another kid who thinks he's someone......I just let all of those insults bounce off of me and land to the side of the road. But when I hoist that cup in the air, none of you can say shit about me then. For it will be right then and there that all of you....wish you were me. The 2013 Coronation Cup winner. And for me, it won't be a pipe dream.
Consider yourself warned."
FTB.
Nanook has spent the next day talking to who ever from the UWL about Joe's TV title match IF Hart looses to SVD. This morning Nanook finds himself inside small breakfast restaurant with cell phone in one hand and a nice hot cup of coffee in the other.
"At this point we are beating a dead horse. I under stand that but listen, who is Wolf Parker? Why Wolf Parker? What has Wolf Parker done to merit......He was a bad tag team partner! Did you see that match? He stood there, turned his back on Joe Jones so why would he be rewarded......no no no......I don't agree! Sir if I may......No?"
Nanook lowers his phone from his ear and quickly rubs his forehead out of frustration then places the phone back to his ear.
"I feel that I need to remind you that my client Joe Jones signed a contract to have a match with Caleb Hart, a two out of three falls match for the UWL television title. No where in that contract does it state that......you what?! You ripped it up? Why would you do that? I pissed you off? You're the one not being very professional right now! I see. Well you have left me with no other option then. Yes I will getting a hold of my lawyer. Yeah you too."
Nanook snaps his cell phone shut and tosses it down on the table and bury his head in his hands.
"Oh f*cking idiots." Nanook grumbles as he rubs his hands through his hair to open his eyes and see Hatemonger standing there with a goofy smile on his face.
JH "HEY THERE BUDDY!!!!"
Nanook "Whoah!" implying that Jeff is way too happy.
Hatemonger slides into the booth seating himself across from Nanook. "How's it going? Man today is a GREAT day! Today is a AWESOME day! You know something Nanny......The sun is out, the birds are singing, there will never be a better day than today!"
Nanook "Really? Why?"
Nanook closes his eyes the instant "Why?" came out of his mouth. He regretted saying that.
Hatemonger smiles, a ear to ear smile.
TBC.
Surprise meeting......
At the gym again Double J is putting the final things he needs for the trip to South Carolina in his bag and is ready to go when someone stops by to see him.
"All ready for the big match Joey?"
Joe looks up and standing in the door way is his old man Green Man.
JJ "Dad?"
GM "Hey now. uhmm hmm yeah."
JJ "What are you doing here?"
GM "Went for a car ride and I ended up here. Thought maybe you could use some company for the drive to Myrtle Beach."
JJ "Really you drove all the way from Vermont to Tennessee?"
GM "Well not over night. I went to NYC, did some things there. Then trucked on down to Philly, hung out there and then I popped in DC for a couple of days and then I wandered on down here."
JJ "Why?"
GM "Saturday night my son is going to have a big night. My son has a shot at winning the Coronation Cup and getting a shot at the UWL World title. I want to be there to see you beat Xplode, and Reed and either Michaels or Daniels. You don't always get opportunities like this Joey. You have a chance to get a shot at the UWL World title and maybe Frankie Cocheese himself. You go straight to the head of the line. I tried for a long time Joey to get my hands on that XWA World title."
JJ "I know. I was there."
GM "I never got to shine in the spotlight. It's been a while since you were the top dog in a company."
JJ "It's been a couple of years."
GM "It's time again Joey. Time to take that step and take the UWL by the balls and shake this place down. Time to show them who Double J is and what he's about."
JJ "I've been making waves."
GM "Yeah well it's now time to shut up the nah sayers once and for all. I don't care what Xplode, Reed and the other 2 knuckle heads say. Saturday night is your night. That cup is yours."
Joe zips up his bag and picks up his bag and faces his dad.
JJ "Well let's get going then."
Hatemonger's big day?"
Nanook should have known something was up. Hatemonger is usually dressed in sweats, a ripped up t-shirt and a weight belt. Today Jeffery is all decked out. Cowboy boots, blue jeans, a red checkered button up shirt and a cowboy hat, and is sporting a big shinny belt buckle. The shoulders on his shirt is about to burst at the seams as Hatemonger removes his hat and sets it on the bench seat next to him.
JH "Oh Nanny today is going to be one of the happiest I've had in a while. My little lady is flying in from Texas to see me!"
Nanook "Oh? Huh."
Nanook spent the last month or so at home enjoying his time with his wife Summer but then again when ever Nanook goes on the road he always takes his wife with him. Joe is single so nothing to note there. Nanook forgets that Jeffery is married and has a kid. They stay at home in Texas when Jeff is on the road and since Joe came to the UWL, Jeff hasn't been home.
JH "Since Joe didn't fire me, I was able to save up for plane tickets to bring my sweet wife here for a week. I can't wait! She lands today."
Nanook "Well good for you. I'm glad that she's visiting."
JH "Oh man! I haven't seen my wife in almost 3 months. I forgot what she smells like. I can't wait to hold her in my arms and hug her. Kiss her. I miss her deeply. I went out got a nice room. I'm going to make some sweet sweet love to my girl tonight!"
Nanook glances over at another booth and it's a mother with her 2 kids. Jeff was a little loud about his plans, he has always had a booming voice. The mother scuffs towards Jeff's direction.
Nanook "Okay buddy! We don't need the details."
JH "I'm just so excited! I'm so happy!"
Hatemonger lets out a holler and slaps the table almost spilling Nanook's coffee.
JH "That plane can't get here any sooner!"
Nanook "Okay okay big fellah. Bring it down a notch."
JH "Oh I'm just so happy Nanny! I'm just a little over zealous. So what is up with you?"
Nanook "Oh...nothing."
JH "Nothing? No one calls a lawyer over nothing."
Nanook chuckles "No...no they don't. Eh. I've been talking with management about Joe's match against Hart for the TV title. They keep bring up Wolf Parker."
JH "Wolf Parker? That skinny little F*** who stabbed Joe in the back in that tag match?"
Nanook "Yeah that guy."
JH "Listen. Don't you worry about Wolf Parker. I'll punch that dick right in the dick for being a dick. Who does he think he is anyways? He's nothing! Nothing!"
Nanook "Yeah I know but the front office, they have plans for him. Plans that I don't like and after the cup I need to talk to Joe about their plans. He won't be happy."
JH "I think that Parker needs to be taught a lesson. I would love to get my hands on him and slam him hard to mat. I could bench press that dude like a thousand time and not break a sweat!"
Nanook "Are you challenging him?"
JH "Hey, If you can make that happen I will get in the ring with him. About time Wolf's go extinct around here."
Nanook "You....against Wolf Parker."
JH "Body slam challenge."
Nanook "If Wolf Parker wants too than I will see what I can do."
JH "Shit!"
Hatemonger looks at his watch.
JH "I've got go! Plane will be here soon with my baby!"
Nanook "Alright. Go get her killer."
As Hatemonger goes to slide out of the booth he leans forwards towards Nanook.
JH "I miss her with all my heart but there is one body part that REALLY misses the little lady if you know what I mean! Don't call me tonight cuz I'll be at POUND TOWN! WHOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY!"
Nanook closes his eyes and shakes his head. As Hatemonger runs out of the cafe Nanook is glad he stopped by. He got his mind off Hart and the TV title for a minute or two and got him to think outside the box.......
Friday night and down on the shores of Myrtle beach is Double J Joe Jones sitting with his feet in the sand. While it's not his home in Miami, Myrtle beach kinda reminds him of home and on the eve of the
big event he wandered out onto the beach to chill and relax before the big night.
"Here we are Xplode. The night before we finally settle Block B. We get to finally settle the tie, put a end to the draw and see just who can beat who. Who gets to move on and face Aries Reed in the semi's. It's as they say put up or shut up time and I'm planning on bring my A game. Going to be putting up the best fight of my time here in the UWL and when the dust settles, win or lose I'm going to raise some eye brows around here. The doubters....after I'm done with you can just go F*** themselves because there will be no doubt who is the better man in the ring when the bell rings."
As the waves crash on the shore Joe runs his hand through his hair brushing it back out of his eyes.
"I set a goal in this tournament and that was to spoil everyone's chances at winning the cup in my block and so far I have done just that. Last month when this whole thing started everyone was jacking off about being the next cup winner....but me. Winning the cup, it wasn't my goal then and it's still not my goal now. I have my eyes fixed on something else but I just wasn't going to roll over and allow everyone to pass over me as they battled it out for the cup. No no no. I knew I could leave my mark on this tournament while keeping my eye on the goal I set for myself. Tomorrow night when I beat Xplode....I will have done just that in this tournament. I will have left my mark. Beating Xplode will show everyone in the UWL I'm not some random guy who can't beat Caleb Hart. I'm the guy who took out some of the biggest names in the UWL, guys who were picked as favorites to win the cup and thanks to me, won't. Anything I do after I officially knock Xplode out of the tournament...is icing on the cake."
Joe wets his lips and brushes back his hair again.
"When I'm done in my block, ruining their hopes and dreams then I will set my sights on you Reed. I know you want nothing more than to win the cup.....and like everyone else in Block B, you too will learn how it feels to have that dream shattered by yours truly. Then when I move onto the finals...to whom ever is there waiting for me. I hope you realize that coming in 2nd is the closest you will get to touching the cup. For far too long I have been dissed, and laughed at, and made fun of here in the UWL. Too f*cking many of you tossed out lines saying I'm still not impressed. I haven't seen anything that merits the hype about you Joe. You are just another kid who thinks he's someone......I just let all of those insults bounce off of me and land to the side of the road. But when I hoist that cup in the air, none of you can say shit about me then. For it will be right then and there that all of you....wish you were me. The 2013 Coronation Cup winner. And for me, it won't be a pipe dream.
Consider yourself warned."
FTB.