Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 22, 2014 14:13:38 GMT
Scene opens up with one Double J at home in Miami in his condo on the beach. By the back door that leads out onto the deck that will take you to the beach is Double J checking his hair in the mirror. Joe plays his hair trying to get it to look it's absolute best. Wearing shorts and a unbuttoned white shirt Joe stops fidgeting with his hair and looks at himself in the mirror.
"Mirror mirror on the wall.....who has the most nick names of them all?"
Joe smirks and picks up his water bottle and walks out onto the deck.
"Caleb Hart that's who. I don't need some voodoo from a mirror to answer that. Hart has more nick names than title defenses and no one says jack about it. I have one nick name and everyone still busts my balls about it and all my nick name is a play on my name and nothing more. f*cking Hart throws out monikers like God's Gift, The picture of perfection and now Mr. Main Event and everyone is like, Yeah wow, so true, can I get that on a t shirt? Give me a break. This guy doesn't know if he's the best UWL TV champion, Mr. Perfect, a RVD wannabe be or the second coming of Jesus Christ. Everyone needs to stop kissing his ass. Everyone needs to stop acting like he's the best thing since sliced bread. This guy has held onto the UWL TV title for 90 plus days now and he has defended the title which he thinks he's making be worth more than the UWL World title, twice. Am I the only one who notices that this match this week against me marks his 3rd title defense. Wow. You defend the title once a month and you're like, yeah look at me. Mr. Greatest UWL TV champion right here! 3rd longest title rein ever! You're a f*cking joke Hart!"
Double J takes a sip of his water.
"How in the hell did you think you can call yourself Mr. Main Event anyways? I didn't see you in the main event last week at Destiny 7. What? That loss to Jason Michaels couple weeks back got you thinking that you're important and shit? What's next? Caleb "water walker" Hart? Some one has a ego the size of Texas and it needs to be checked and since no one else in the UWL is man enough to call Hart out on his bullshit or has the balls enough to challenge him and take his little title away from him, it will be me who bitch slaps Hart into next week and takes the TV title."
Joe moves to the edge of the deck where the stairs begin. He stops at the top of the stairs and looks down on the camera.
"After all this time Hart I would think you would know why I have made it my life's mission to end your run as the UWL TV Champion. But I guess wrong. This match here tonight has nothing to do with respect. It has nothing to do with what you deem me disrespecting you. Any man who gets in that ring and do what we do gets my respect. I just don't jam my tongue down your throat to show you how much I respect you. It's more of a unspoken nod towards you and what you call me disrespecting you Hart, is nothing more than me calling you out on your bullshit. You stand on your soap box and flap your gums about how you bring honor to the title, lifting the title up and bring it a dump truck load of glory.......in all two of those title defenses is nothing more than a crock of shit Hart and you know it. Someone needs to pop your head with a pin and let some of that hot air out of your skull."
Joe starts to slowly make his way down the steps towards the beach.
"When we first meet in the ring Hart, some 3 months ago we had a pretty good match. We had a tough fought match and in the end it was you who got the best of me. After that loss I said that was a victory that got away and given another chance I would get that win that got away. Since that match Hart we haven't meet in the ring where it is just you and me. It was you me and Roach. It was you me and Aphonic. It was you and Troy Vincent against me and Wolf Parker. It's not till now....some 3 months later that it's just you and me, in that ring all alone to finish what we started.....to get what I still see as a victory that got away. You holding that TV title is just a added bonus, call it interest on that win you owe me."
Joe reaches the bottom step and steps onto the beach.
"You can take all your talk about the best man and shove it. I'm not here to make sure that I show off to the rest of the guys in the locker room and make sure that they know that I'm the best guy in the ring. Being labeled the best guy in the ring is like being named employee of the month, you're nothing but a ass kisser and no one likes a ass kisser. Like your own theme song says. In due time......in due time good things come to those who wait and I have waited a long time to get this singles match Hart. In due time...that UWL TV title will be mine. In due time, I will get the last laugh."
Joe takes one last sip of water.
"It's sad how you have been blinded by a small amount of success you have had here. You have the TV title, not that you earned it and you won a match here and there and in doing so your head blew up. It's sad to see where you think you stand in the UWL and where you actually stand in the UWL. It's going to be a rude awakening when you wake up Sunday morning and that TV title isn't next to you on that pillow and you will have me to thank for that. You talk a big game Hart but very seldom do you back it up. You can think that this is the week you rid the UWL of little old me, but in truth this week, It is I who is cleansing the UWL.
This week, There will be a new UWL TV champion.
This week, You won't be able to walk after I break your leg in the Figure Four.
This week, you will be exposed as a fraud.
I'll see you soon Hart. Oh yeah bring that TV title. I have the perfect place for it in my trophy case."
FTB.
"Mirror mirror on the wall.....who has the most nick names of them all?"
Joe smirks and picks up his water bottle and walks out onto the deck.
"Caleb Hart that's who. I don't need some voodoo from a mirror to answer that. Hart has more nick names than title defenses and no one says jack about it. I have one nick name and everyone still busts my balls about it and all my nick name is a play on my name and nothing more. f*cking Hart throws out monikers like God's Gift, The picture of perfection and now Mr. Main Event and everyone is like, Yeah wow, so true, can I get that on a t shirt? Give me a break. This guy doesn't know if he's the best UWL TV champion, Mr. Perfect, a RVD wannabe be or the second coming of Jesus Christ. Everyone needs to stop kissing his ass. Everyone needs to stop acting like he's the best thing since sliced bread. This guy has held onto the UWL TV title for 90 plus days now and he has defended the title which he thinks he's making be worth more than the UWL World title, twice. Am I the only one who notices that this match this week against me marks his 3rd title defense. Wow. You defend the title once a month and you're like, yeah look at me. Mr. Greatest UWL TV champion right here! 3rd longest title rein ever! You're a f*cking joke Hart!"
Double J takes a sip of his water.
"How in the hell did you think you can call yourself Mr. Main Event anyways? I didn't see you in the main event last week at Destiny 7. What? That loss to Jason Michaels couple weeks back got you thinking that you're important and shit? What's next? Caleb "water walker" Hart? Some one has a ego the size of Texas and it needs to be checked and since no one else in the UWL is man enough to call Hart out on his bullshit or has the balls enough to challenge him and take his little title away from him, it will be me who bitch slaps Hart into next week and takes the TV title."
Joe moves to the edge of the deck where the stairs begin. He stops at the top of the stairs and looks down on the camera.
"After all this time Hart I would think you would know why I have made it my life's mission to end your run as the UWL TV Champion. But I guess wrong. This match here tonight has nothing to do with respect. It has nothing to do with what you deem me disrespecting you. Any man who gets in that ring and do what we do gets my respect. I just don't jam my tongue down your throat to show you how much I respect you. It's more of a unspoken nod towards you and what you call me disrespecting you Hart, is nothing more than me calling you out on your bullshit. You stand on your soap box and flap your gums about how you bring honor to the title, lifting the title up and bring it a dump truck load of glory.......in all two of those title defenses is nothing more than a crock of shit Hart and you know it. Someone needs to pop your head with a pin and let some of that hot air out of your skull."
Joe starts to slowly make his way down the steps towards the beach.
"When we first meet in the ring Hart, some 3 months ago we had a pretty good match. We had a tough fought match and in the end it was you who got the best of me. After that loss I said that was a victory that got away and given another chance I would get that win that got away. Since that match Hart we haven't meet in the ring where it is just you and me. It was you me and Roach. It was you me and Aphonic. It was you and Troy Vincent against me and Wolf Parker. It's not till now....some 3 months later that it's just you and me, in that ring all alone to finish what we started.....to get what I still see as a victory that got away. You holding that TV title is just a added bonus, call it interest on that win you owe me."
Joe reaches the bottom step and steps onto the beach.
"You can take all your talk about the best man and shove it. I'm not here to make sure that I show off to the rest of the guys in the locker room and make sure that they know that I'm the best guy in the ring. Being labeled the best guy in the ring is like being named employee of the month, you're nothing but a ass kisser and no one likes a ass kisser. Like your own theme song says. In due time......in due time good things come to those who wait and I have waited a long time to get this singles match Hart. In due time...that UWL TV title will be mine. In due time, I will get the last laugh."
Joe takes one last sip of water.
"It's sad how you have been blinded by a small amount of success you have had here. You have the TV title, not that you earned it and you won a match here and there and in doing so your head blew up. It's sad to see where you think you stand in the UWL and where you actually stand in the UWL. It's going to be a rude awakening when you wake up Sunday morning and that TV title isn't next to you on that pillow and you will have me to thank for that. You talk a big game Hart but very seldom do you back it up. You can think that this is the week you rid the UWL of little old me, but in truth this week, It is I who is cleansing the UWL.
This week, There will be a new UWL TV champion.
This week, You won't be able to walk after I break your leg in the Figure Four.
This week, you will be exposed as a fraud.
I'll see you soon Hart. Oh yeah bring that TV title. I have the perfect place for it in my trophy case."
FTB.