Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 22, 2014 14:14:43 GMT
Roughly 2 weeks ago......
JJ "Come on guys!!!! This is serious! I don't want to look like a joke. It's to honor the greats of wrestling and Rick Rude is a great and I want to pull this off and have it look good not....not cheesy."
Inside of Joe apartment in Knoxville is the whole gang. Joe has a make up kit on the kitchen counter open and Joe has his head buried in it. Nanook is on his lap top and Hatemonger, well Hatemonger is there taking up space.
Nanook "I don't see the point."
JH "You're just mad Joe won't let you play Bobby Heenan."
Nanook "Yeah okay there Dingo Warrior."
JH "Dingo Warrior....man I wanted to be Cowboy Bob Orton!"
Nanook "At least you have the boots for it."
Hatemonger who was pacing back and forth in the small apartment out of boredom stops and gets in Nanook's face. "All I need is a good bull rope and I'd rope me some cattle that is prime for slaughter!"
Nanook pushes Hatemonger back away from him. "What is the difference between a bull rope and a regular rope anyways?"
JH "uhhhhh...."
Nanook "uhhhhhh....that's what I thought!"
JH "Bull rope is thicker, stronger?"
Joe looks up over his make up kit looking over a lighted mirror. "You'd have a better shot at playing Manny "Ragin Bull" Fernandez than Cowboy Bob Orton."
Nanook "How come that dude never wore a cowboy hat? He has that stupid black and red head band."
Nanook looks up at Hatemonger. "You would have to make sure that headband would match your fanny pack."
JH "Phish. Shut up there....Paul Jones."
JJ "Shame we didn't think of this earlier, We could have run out there as the NWA Tag Team Champions. "
Nanook "I am not playing the part of Paul Jones! F*** that guy!"
JJ "Oh come on Nanny. You would make a killer Paul Jones."
Nanook "I don't think so."
JH "Wish I could be on the show."
JJ "You can go LARPing any time there big guy."
JH "LARPing? What is that!"
Nanook "Live Action Role Play dumb ass."
JH "I thought you're just going to dress up like Rick Rude?"
Nanook "You don't get it do you! Joe is not only going to dress up as Ravishing Rick Rude, but he's going to cut a old school promo like Rude, come to the ring using his music and wrestle like he is Rick Rude."
JJ "Oh don't forget! I have to take my robe like Rick Rude!"
JH "Really?"
JJ "Yeah."
JH "I was wondering why you wanted full length tights."
JJ "Did you drop them off at the air brushers?"
JH "Yeah."
JJ "You tell him what I wanted it?"
JH "Yeah but why a mug of Frankie with a bad Goatee?"
Nanook sighs. "Cuz he's facing Frankie who is Ted Dibiase."
JH "The Million Dollar man!?"
Nanook "Yeah. The million dollar man!"
JH "ow! Can I be Virgil?"
Joe glances over his make up kit. "I think you might have to really work on your tan to pull that off."
JH "But Nanook said I could be anything when LARPing! I want to be Virgil!"
Nanook "We're not LARPing dumb ass!"
JH "Than what was you talking about then?"
Nanook "If you want to play dress up and pretend to be someone you're not, then you can go LARPing there big guy. You would make a nice knight or something."
JH "A knight? I could be a knight in shinning armor?"
Nanook "If you wanted too."
JH "Cool! I would make a awesome Knight."
JJ "Well we know who is going to the Ren Fen next week."
Nanook has been looking something up on his lap top for a hour or so now and can't find anything on what he has been looking up. "Joe! Man I can't anything about Rude and Dibiase having a match against each other."
JJ "What? Nothing?"
Nanook "Nothing! You would think they would have had a match against each other at least once! There is no way they never did face each other."
JJ "That sucks."
Nanook "I asked a couple buddies and they don't remember either. If they did, it must have been a dark match or a house show or something."
JJ "Oh well. It would have been nice if they had a match before and bring some of that into the match. So how's my robe coming?"
Nanook "Uhmmm....still working on it. IF I get this robe you will owe me big."
JJ "It's the red one right? With the silver..."
Nanook "Yup."
JJ "That would be awesome if I could get that for the night."
Nanook "Yeah well my buddy doesn't loan out his stuff. I know he paid a pretty penny for that robe."
JJ "Nanny...If I'm doing this. I want the real deal. No repops."
Nanook "I know...I know...."
Hatemonger stops and looks at Joe. "What are you going to say?"
JJ "What?"
JH "When you get in the ring. What are you going to say?"
JJ "Hold on.....Almost done."
Joe pokes his head out from behind the make up kit sporting a big bushy lush mustache.
JH "Oh my god!"
Nanook "Dude!!!! That almost looks real!"
Joe puckers his lips and blows a kiss towards Nanook! He then steps out from behind the kitchen island wearing shorts and pretends he has a mic in his hand.
JJ "Cut the music! What I like to have right now......is for all you fat.....ugly.....Rhode Island rednecks.......to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off, and show the ladies the body, that drove Jake Robert's wife insane!"
Joe then starts to twirl his hips and blow a kiss to the "crowd".
Nanook "I think you nailed it!"
JJ "I will never forget that match in which Jake the snake ripped off Rude's tights. On that day I became even a bigger wrestling fan."
JH "Really?"
Nanook quickly looks down at his lap top.
JH "Why?"
JJ "Oh...uhmm. Never mind."
Nanook "So.......is that stash going to make it through the whole match?"
JJ "I hope so. I would grow one but it's going to come in on time for the match."
Nanook "So I guess the last question is, Which Rick Rude are you going to be? Perm Mullet Rude? Just Mullet Rude or short hair NWO Rude."
JJ "Well I got a big fluffy perm mullet wig, but there is no way that thing is staying on for the match so I guess I'm going to be short hair rude."
Nanook "You bought a wig?"
JJ "Hell yeah!"
Nanook "You're really getting into this."
JJ "If you're going to do it, do it right."
Nanook "Well I have some good news for you then."
JJ "What's that?"
Nanook spins his laptop around and shows Joe his email and in the email is a picture of one of Rick Rude's very own robes he wore to the ring. Joe's eyes light up.
Nanook "You'll have the real thing to wear to the ring."
Joe slaps his hands together and is happy as a flay in shit. "YEAH! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!" Joe makes his way out onto the deck sporting his new stash. Nanook closes his laptop and stands up and Hatemonger stops pacing.
JH "So....where can I go LARPing around here?"
Nanook "Seriously?"
JH "Yeah man! I want to be a Knight!"
FTB.
JJ "Come on guys!!!! This is serious! I don't want to look like a joke. It's to honor the greats of wrestling and Rick Rude is a great and I want to pull this off and have it look good not....not cheesy."
Inside of Joe apartment in Knoxville is the whole gang. Joe has a make up kit on the kitchen counter open and Joe has his head buried in it. Nanook is on his lap top and Hatemonger, well Hatemonger is there taking up space.
Nanook "I don't see the point."
JH "You're just mad Joe won't let you play Bobby Heenan."
Nanook "Yeah okay there Dingo Warrior."
JH "Dingo Warrior....man I wanted to be Cowboy Bob Orton!"
Nanook "At least you have the boots for it."
Hatemonger who was pacing back and forth in the small apartment out of boredom stops and gets in Nanook's face. "All I need is a good bull rope and I'd rope me some cattle that is prime for slaughter!"
Nanook pushes Hatemonger back away from him. "What is the difference between a bull rope and a regular rope anyways?"
JH "uhhhhh...."
Nanook "uhhhhhh....that's what I thought!"
JH "Bull rope is thicker, stronger?"
Joe looks up over his make up kit looking over a lighted mirror. "You'd have a better shot at playing Manny "Ragin Bull" Fernandez than Cowboy Bob Orton."
Nanook "How come that dude never wore a cowboy hat? He has that stupid black and red head band."
Nanook looks up at Hatemonger. "You would have to make sure that headband would match your fanny pack."
JH "Phish. Shut up there....Paul Jones."
JJ "Shame we didn't think of this earlier, We could have run out there as the NWA Tag Team Champions. "
Nanook "I am not playing the part of Paul Jones! F*** that guy!"
JJ "Oh come on Nanny. You would make a killer Paul Jones."
Nanook "I don't think so."
JH "Wish I could be on the show."
JJ "You can go LARPing any time there big guy."
JH "LARPing? What is that!"
Nanook "Live Action Role Play dumb ass."
JH "I thought you're just going to dress up like Rick Rude?"
Nanook "You don't get it do you! Joe is not only going to dress up as Ravishing Rick Rude, but he's going to cut a old school promo like Rude, come to the ring using his music and wrestle like he is Rick Rude."
JJ "Oh don't forget! I have to take my robe like Rick Rude!"
JH "Really?"
JJ "Yeah."
JH "I was wondering why you wanted full length tights."
JJ "Did you drop them off at the air brushers?"
JH "Yeah."
JJ "You tell him what I wanted it?"
JH "Yeah but why a mug of Frankie with a bad Goatee?"
Nanook sighs. "Cuz he's facing Frankie who is Ted Dibiase."
JH "The Million Dollar man!?"
Nanook "Yeah. The million dollar man!"
JH "ow! Can I be Virgil?"
Joe glances over his make up kit. "I think you might have to really work on your tan to pull that off."
JH "But Nanook said I could be anything when LARPing! I want to be Virgil!"
Nanook "We're not LARPing dumb ass!"
JH "Than what was you talking about then?"
Nanook "If you want to play dress up and pretend to be someone you're not, then you can go LARPing there big guy. You would make a nice knight or something."
JH "A knight? I could be a knight in shinning armor?"
Nanook "If you wanted too."
JH "Cool! I would make a awesome Knight."
JJ "Well we know who is going to the Ren Fen next week."
Nanook has been looking something up on his lap top for a hour or so now and can't find anything on what he has been looking up. "Joe! Man I can't anything about Rude and Dibiase having a match against each other."
JJ "What? Nothing?"
Nanook "Nothing! You would think they would have had a match against each other at least once! There is no way they never did face each other."
JJ "That sucks."
Nanook "I asked a couple buddies and they don't remember either. If they did, it must have been a dark match or a house show or something."
JJ "Oh well. It would have been nice if they had a match before and bring some of that into the match. So how's my robe coming?"
Nanook "Uhmmm....still working on it. IF I get this robe you will owe me big."
JJ "It's the red one right? With the silver..."
Nanook "Yup."
JJ "That would be awesome if I could get that for the night."
Nanook "Yeah well my buddy doesn't loan out his stuff. I know he paid a pretty penny for that robe."
JJ "Nanny...If I'm doing this. I want the real deal. No repops."
Nanook "I know...I know...."
Hatemonger stops and looks at Joe. "What are you going to say?"
JJ "What?"
JH "When you get in the ring. What are you going to say?"
JJ "Hold on.....Almost done."
Joe pokes his head out from behind the make up kit sporting a big bushy lush mustache.
JH "Oh my god!"
Nanook "Dude!!!! That almost looks real!"
Joe puckers his lips and blows a kiss towards Nanook! He then steps out from behind the kitchen island wearing shorts and pretends he has a mic in his hand.
JJ "Cut the music! What I like to have right now......is for all you fat.....ugly.....Rhode Island rednecks.......to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off, and show the ladies the body, that drove Jake Robert's wife insane!"
Joe then starts to twirl his hips and blow a kiss to the "crowd".
Nanook "I think you nailed it!"
JJ "I will never forget that match in which Jake the snake ripped off Rude's tights. On that day I became even a bigger wrestling fan."
JH "Really?"
Nanook quickly looks down at his lap top.
JH "Why?"
JJ "Oh...uhmm. Never mind."
Nanook "So.......is that stash going to make it through the whole match?"
JJ "I hope so. I would grow one but it's going to come in on time for the match."
Nanook "So I guess the last question is, Which Rick Rude are you going to be? Perm Mullet Rude? Just Mullet Rude or short hair NWO Rude."
JJ "Well I got a big fluffy perm mullet wig, but there is no way that thing is staying on for the match so I guess I'm going to be short hair rude."
Nanook "You bought a wig?"
JJ "Hell yeah!"
Nanook "You're really getting into this."
JJ "If you're going to do it, do it right."
Nanook "Well I have some good news for you then."
JJ "What's that?"
Nanook spins his laptop around and shows Joe his email and in the email is a picture of one of Rick Rude's very own robes he wore to the ring. Joe's eyes light up.
Nanook "You'll have the real thing to wear to the ring."
Joe slaps his hands together and is happy as a flay in shit. "YEAH! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!" Joe makes his way out onto the deck sporting his new stash. Nanook closes his laptop and stands up and Hatemonger stops pacing.
JH "So....where can I go LARPing around here?"
Nanook "Seriously?"
JH "Yeah man! I want to be a Knight!"
FTB.