RP#33

Scene opens up with Nanook dressed up as Bobby the Brain and Double J done up as Rick Rude. They are standing in front of some wood paneling.

JJ "The Million Dollar Man likes to run his trap and flash the cash and much like the bimbos he buys, he is clueless! Just because you have a pocket full of nickels and that you can buy the nastiest hoes around, doesn't make you the better man. You see when you are the sexiest man alive, you don't need to pay the ladies."

Nanook "I can attest to that! Rick here has women knocking down the door to the hotel no mater where we go! In every city we go, in every hotel we stay in, they have to replace the front doors when we leave because the women tear and claw at the door just to get a glimpse of Ravishing Rick Rude! Sometimes a lucky few get up close and personal with what the Rude awakening is all about!"

Joe taps Nanook on the shoulder and Nanook moves towards the back as Joe moves to front and center.

JJ "While it is true that every man has his price, the bottom line is that no amount of money can buy me! You can throw a thousand, five thousand, ten thousand, hell even twenty thousand and it won't be enough to buy me off from kicking your ass! Money isn't everything, not when you have a body like this."

Joe opens up his robe.

JJ "This is the body that dreams are made of! I'm in the gym 6 hours a day to make this body irresistible while you spend 9 hours at the all you can eat buffet! This Saturday night Million Dollar Man, you will know what it feels to experience the Rude Awaking!"

Joe poses and blows a kiss to the camera before the scene fades to black.