RP#34

Catching up.

Scene opens up as Double J and Nanook walk into Hatemonger's gym after a week of some down time. In that week Joe had time to calm down and stop seeing red and even though the UWL, or rather Caleb Hart asked for a three way match in two weeks, the fact that Wolf Parker cost him the TV title still doesn't sit well with him. Joe has been grumpy but at least he's no longer stark raving mad. As they make their way into the gym Nanook and Joe stop as they round the corner and step into the gym. In the ring laying on his back is Hatemonger wearing only his boxers and smoking a cigarette.

Nanook "Okay?"

JJ "I don't even want to know."

Nanook "What are you doing Jeff?"

Hatemonger doesn't tilt his head or nothing. He is slowly puffing on his cigarette and staring up at the ceiling. "Basking in the afterglow."

Nanook and Joe make their way towards the ring and Nanook sets his briefcase down on the mat.

Nanook "The afterglow?"

Hatemonger "It was a glorious last night. Last night the earth and moon moved as one. Everything was in sync last night. It was awesome."

Nanook "Listen buddy what ever it is that you are smoking you need to share it with the rest of the class."

Joe leans up against the ring and crosses his arms and looks down towards the floor.

Hatemonger "I'm not on anything other than a deep intense emotional connection with my wife after what happened here last night."

Nanook "Wait? What? Are you saying you banged your old lady here last night?"

Hatemonger "There was no banging on going on. Last night our souls become one."

Nanook "One?"

Hatemonger takes another drag off of the cigarette and slowly lets the smoke escape between his lips as his eyes remain fixed on the rook rafters.

Nanook "Seriously...you need to share. Where is your old lady any ways?"

Hatemonger "She is riding through the cosmos as we speak on a mission from god to be the beakon of life that melts the universe into one big living loving mass of cuddy teddy bears."

Nanook "Wow......that is....something."

Joe signs and pushes off of the ring and starts to make his way towards the door. Nanook spins around.

Nanook "Joe! Where are you going?"

JJ "Clearly he's in no shape to help me train today. Besides I have other things on my mind."

Nanook "I know you're bummed about giving the robe back but come on Joe! I had to give it back."

JJ "No....it's not that."

Nanook "Than what?"

Joe pauses at the corner that leads to the front door. "Cheats and Liars." Joe says before he disappears around the corner and out the front door. Nanook spins back around and hits Hatemonger who doesn't even notice it.

Nanook "Good going asshole."

Nanook then notices a pair of panties that are hung up on the bottom rope on the other side of the ring.

Nanook "Are those your wife's? I don't think god would appreciate your wife wandering around the universe with out any panties on."

Double J is slowly pacing back and forth in front of a UWL back drop and you can tell he is slightly mad. He's wearing just plain old blue jeans and some new Nikes as he runs his hands through his hair.

"You can tell yourself all you want Hart, that you will walk into Championship Extravaganza as the UWL TV champion when in truth....I AM the UWL Television Champion! After you got lucky with that quick pin to open the match up, I picked you apart piece by piece and I pinned you in middle of the ring! Then I worked on you some more. I took everything you had and it still wasn't enough from you to put me away. And when I say I took everything you had.....I'm being kind. You were beaten. All used up. You had NOTHING left in the tank Hart! All that was left was a shell of the so called God's Gift. I punished you into the ground. I stomped on you till there was nothing left! I broke your shoulder! I snapped your will to win! I left you stripped and naked in middle of the ring and I was right there.....to take the one thing you had left. The UWL TV title and just when you were going to surrender that to me......In comes that moron Wolf Parker to ruin everything! EVERYTHING!"

Joe runs his hands through his hair again and this time he grabs a fist full of it from being so frustrated.

"I am the UWL TV Champion and nothing you can say Hart can deny that fact! You know it! Everyone in the back knows it! You're a dead man walking with a empty title on your shoulder! In the record books there should be a asterisk next to your name! It should read Caleb Hart lost the title on July 27th to me! Double J Joe Jones! You're not walking into that three way title match on the 17th as the TV champion! You are the guy who stole the title from me. I won that match! I won that title! Not you! Soon....real soon Hart, I will correct that error and it will be ME who walks out with what is rightfully mine and I will lobby the entire front office of the UWL that match show be considered my first successful title defense!"

Joe stops pacing and looks right into the camera

"And as for you Wolf Parker. I once did like you. When you had that match against Hart and I came out and was rooting for you, it's because I really wanted you to win. But that ship has sailed and sunk at sea! Next to Hart, you're the guy I want to beat into the ground more than anything! To simply snap your spine leaving you in a wheel chair for the rest of your miserable life ISN'T good enough! I want to snap your neck! Your arms! Your legs! and finally break....no no no......I want to SHATTER that f*cking jaw of yours and do the world a favor and make sure you can never ever speak again! I will never forget what you did! I will never forgive you for you did! I will HAUNT you forever! Simply beating you and getting MY title will never.....be good enough. You will pay for what you did Parker! You will pay dearly for that stunt of yours. Mark my words!"

Joe runs his hands through his hair fixing it.

"This week I face Adam Abel. A guy who is in mist of facing Valour in a best of 7 and you know what? I don't care about any of that crap. I have no real beef with you Adam. I have nothing to be pissed off at when it comes to Adam Abel other than he better not play any of that god awful Saving Abel crap! That shit will piss me off. No, this week all you will serve Adam is a mere warm up, albeit a piss poor warm up match for my three way title defense against Hart and Parker. You better believe me when I say that once that bell rings Adam, I am going to target your legs! I will stop at nothing in busting up your knee! I will make your ACL scream so hard, putting you in so much pain you will want to put a slug in your head! You're MCL will buckle under the pressure and give out rendering it useless! Your LCL will explode the instant I stretch it! I will leave your femur cracked and your tibia shattered! YOU Adam Abel will never walk the same ever again! Call Dr. Shane Andrews and make a appointment because a knee replacement is in your NEAR future!"

Joe looks up at the camera.

"Consider yourself warned!"

FTB.