RP#48

Backstage after the TV tapings have ended Saturday night. Kip Anderson is putting in extra hours tonight as he has tracked down Double J to get his reaction after a win over the Tag Team Champions. Standing in front of the UWL backdrop Kip Anderson is ready to go.

KA "Good evening wrestling fans! I am Kip Anderson and joining me here tonight is none other than Double J Joe Jones!"

Strolling into the frame is Joe Jones wearing jeans and a solid black hoodie with his hands in the front pocket of the hoodie.

KA "Tonight we saw allot of action in and out of the ring and one of those matches was you Joe and UWL World Champion Frankie Cocheese taking on the current UWL Tag Team Champions in Los Cadazors and you and Frankie picked up the win. What are your thoughts over this win?"

Joe was looking down at the floor and he slowly looks up at Kip sporting a grin.

JJ "My thoughts Kip?"

KA "Yes your thoughts."

JJ "My thoughts Kip is that match here tonight in Knoxville against Los Cazadors, should have been a title match because then Kip, you would standing here talking to the NEW UWL World Tag Team Champion. That's my thought Kip."

KA "Well it wasn't a title match Joe..."

JJ "No shit Kip! Any moron could have seen that! If fact why don't you go and get your eyes checked! You asked what my thought was on that match and I told you what I thought about it! But here are some more thoughts Kip! Now that we smacked the masked duo all over that ring here tonight, I want to see if Los Cazadors still want to talk shit! Will they still talk a big game Kip after getting bitched slapped here tonight? We shall see. But since you're here with a mic and a camera...."

Joe takes Kip's arm and pulls the mic closer to himself and looks right at the camera

JJ "Pan in on me camera man! Get a good tight shot of my face because I have something I want to tell the Tag Team Champions. Los Cazadors.....as of right now, on paper you two hold those titles but that clock has started ticking, soon the expiration date on this little title run of yours will expire and you will be thrown out with the trash and the team that will end your run is the future of the UWL. Frankie and I are considering ourselves to be the true number one contenders to those titles. We faced you two and we defeated you. I don't care what other teams might claim because they are just full of shit. They are too damn busy speaking out of their asses. We're the real deal. We're going to be the guys to un-throne you two and being that we are the number one contenders Kip, I'm issuing you two a challenge to put those titles on the line if you have the balls to do so. Man up, put those titles on the line and let's see what you guys are really made of. Just remember that I warned you two when you walk up that isle towards the back without those titles in your hands, and at night when your tossing and turning trying to fall asleep and these words are echoing in your heads. Frankie and I, we WILL take those straps from you and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!"

Kip takes his arm back and the camera pans back.

KA "We will see what their answer is Joe. Next week you will face Captain Fury."

Joe smirks.

KA "What is so funny?"

JJ "Captain Fury is what is funny. Ever since that guy has stepped foot in the UWL, all you hear about him is keep a eye on that guy. Better watch out for Captain Fury. Big things are in store for Fury. I'm calling horse shit on all of that Kip!"

KA "Well to be honest he has trouble with Alan....."

JJ "No one cares how much trouble he has had with Alan Christopher and his gang of rejects. If the Big man can't defend himself against a group of no bodies sub par college football meatheads than he needs to pack his bags and hit the road and find somewhere else to call home. Who is Frank Washington anyways? The redcoat whatever that thing is he has going on?"

KA "It's the Revolutionary Turncoat Joe."

JJ "Like I said whatever. If that guy wants to play dress up and go LARP in the revolutionary war then maybe he should move to Gettysburg. He better take Fury with him too. Seriously If I lost to a dude who thought it was 1776 I would have to pull a Heath Newton and blow my brains out in middle of the ring on live TV.

KA "Joe, come on man."

JJ "Yeah on second thought that might be a tad extreme. Frank's turncoat would be red by the time I got done with him. Listen, I don't care what issues The Captain has with Alan's little group. He must not be too smart because he is one dude taking on like 4 guys. Maybe he and Wolf Parker can team up to battle Devastation INC. They could get Scotty Addams too to even the odds some but this week, The Captain will have another hard lose on his record. I'm not buying into the hype that surrounds this guy. There is no myth to this guy and I don't care how big and tall he is. One kick to the back of his knee and he down on the ground where I will work him over and pick up those tree trunks of legs of his and twist em in a figure four and make the Captain tap the F*** out."

Joe starts to walk away and Kip starts to wrap up the interview when Joe stops, spins around and takes the mic away from Kip.

JJ "I've got more important items on my plate than Captain Fury. He is at the end of the day....insignificant."

Joe tosses the mic back to Kip and walks away.

KA "Thank you Joe and we will see you fans later this week!"

Fade to black.