RP#59

Backstage at the TV tapings at the UWL Arena......

NASCAR Billy flips the curtain out of the way after running out to the ring to help his partner Joe Jones and he is all jacked up as he storms through the curtain and belts out a loud

"WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nanook and Joe Jones are behind him, Nanook is happy of course. Glad that Billy beat Stephen Callaway earlier and glad that he came to the aid of Joe when he was being double teamed in his match with Eddie Jones. He is also so happy to hear the response the crowd is showing Billy. Joe Jones is worked up as he makes his way backstage where he takes a bottle of water from a table backstage and unscrews the top and tosses the cap.

"YEAH MAN!!!! THAT'S WHAT I BE TALKIN' ABOUT!!!! CLEARIN' DA RING AND SENDIN' A MESSAGE TO THOSE FOOLS!"

Nanook pats Billy on the back and puts his arm around him.

"You sure did kid. You sure did."

They push onwards towards the locker rooms. Somewhere along the way Joe picks up a towel and wipes his forehead down. Once in the locker room Billy is still excited. He belts out another

"WHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!"[/size][/b]

And then punches a locker. Joe Jones opens his locker and wipes the sweat from his face and takes another sip of water. Nanook takes both the UWL Tag Team titles and sets them on a bench when Kip Anderson knocks and enters the room.

Kip "Hi guys."

Billy's face lights up. "KIP!!!!! You okay? That Sean Landon hasn't touched you tonight right? Man! I am so JACKED UP that if Sean thinks he can push you around, I swear I could rip his freaking face off right now!"

Kip chuckles as Billy high fives him. "No. No, Sean hasn't said one word to me tonight."

Billy "Good! He better not either."

Kip "I see you are having a good night Billy. You won your match against Stephen Callaway."

Billy stands next to Kip with his hands on his hips. "Yes sir."

Kip "Then you just helped your partner Joe Jones fend off Callaway and Eddie Jones and next week, you will defend the UWL Tag Team titles against Rapid Angle at the big celebration show. This is your first title defense. How are you feeling about it."

Billy "First off Kip...where is my title. I feel naked without it around my waist."

Billy looks around and Nanook hands him his title. Billy quickly snaps the title around his waist and hooks his thumbs around it.

Billy "Secondly Kip. Rapid Angle don't have a chance in hell in gettin' dis here title off of from around my waist any time soon! In fact Kip I wish we go out der right F'ing now and get this match on right now!!! I'm ready! I'm tired of those two pickin' on me! Pokin' fun at me from where I came from! For your information Stephen, My momma don't live in no trailer park! I've gots all my teeth and I'm not married! Hell I don't even have a sister!"

Joe couldn't help himself. "Hence why you're not married."

Billy "My momma has her own land Stephen! My Momma has a double wide on 20 acres! You're just jealous that I's got these!"

Billy pats the face of the title.

Billy "The UWL World Tag Team Championship titles! And yeah! Next week when we get in that ring. I'ma going to work you two over like a government mule! I'ma gunna stomp you two right through the ring mat! I'ma gunna show you two just why, NASCAR Billy is here to stay and why NASCAR Billy is a Champion! It's no fluke Kip that I won these titles! I have a great tag team partner in Joe Jones and he's been on a tear in the last month or so! Hell just tonight he showed the world that he's the best Jones in the UWL!"

Kip smiles. He loves Billy but he turns and looks at Joe who was in the background the whole time still standing at his locker.

Kip "Joe. Tonight you won the match but I'm sure that's not how you would have liked too. Next week the eyes will be on the center of the tag division as you defend your titles. Do you have any thoughts about the match next week."

Joe has the towel wrapped around his shoulders and Joe is hanging on to each end of it. Joe looks determined.

Joe "It's no secret that I have unfinished business with Eddie Jones."

Joe calmly speaks.

Joe "But clearly the world knows just who is the best Jones in the UWL. I'm the one and only Joe Jones, The original Spoiler of the UWL. Callaway might have saved you tonight, but next week you will need more than Callaway to save you and your knees. What I did to Alan Christopher is nothing.....compared to what I will do to you next week. I can see you two boys want these titles back in the worst way. You want them so badly you will do whatever it takes to get them back. It's time you two open your eyes and see that the titles are held by men, men who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty and take the trash out and that's what we are going to do next week. We're going to take the trash out and kick it to the curb, where it belongs."

Billy "Hell yeah! High five!"

Billy holds his hand up for Joe to slap it and Joe just looks at him at first, then gives in and high fives Billy.

Billy "YEAH! That's what's I'm talkin' about! Rapid Angle! Next week will be a nightmare for you! Next week you will end up being second best and loosing out on the championship titles! Because as we all know, if you ain't first! YOU SUCK!"

Kip laughs. "Thank you guys. Good luck to you two next week."

FTB.