RP#67

The scene opens up with NASCAR Billy standing in front of a UWL backdrop with the UWL Tag Team title around his waist. Sporting a new vintage #43 Petty t shirt that he got for Christmas Billy is stuffing his lip full of chew and snaps the can shut. He stuffs the can in his back pocket and rubs his hands together to wipe away any extra chew from his thumb and index finger.

"For the last 2 months ya'll....there has been only one gold standard in tag team wrestling and that gold standard is Joe Jones and me! Now a bunch of so called teams, a term that I use loosely, came together over night. Glued themselves together like a bad car model in hopes of winning the tag team Coronation cup and while some of these team on the surface, look like they could win it the whole things. Let's face it. They, ain't us! They ain't the UWL World Tag Team Champions! They can't be like us, won't ever be like us and when push comes to shove. They can't beat us. We're the top team in the UWL. Plain and simple. We're like the Jimmy Johnson of wrestling circa 2006."

Billy spits in a half empty coke bottle.

"So here we are, the last night of the Coronation Cup. It's all on the line. It's go time. Time for the UWL tag Team Champions to show the rest of the UWL why we're the best, why we're the champs and why we're gunna win this cup. Up first....well if it ain't Arch Stanton and his best buddy. UWL Superstar of the year Robb Daniels."

Billy rubs the side of his face and adjusts his Dale JR Real Tree hat.

"I haven't forgotten our match Arch! I haven't forgotten that holier than thou I've got a stick shoved up my ass attitude you had. You.....you..."

Billy searches for the words. He's been feeling his oats here in the last couple weeks, getting a little bit more mouthy and bolder.

"Look I know you have been around since Jesus walked the earth. I know you have been all around the world five, six times fightin' all of the greats and non greats in every little arena and shithole they could stick a ring in. I know you look at me and think that I'm nuttin but a drunk little punk who you think doesn't have the same work ethic as you, but Arch, I work hard behind the scenes! I get up early everyday, I hit the gym, I run, I lift weights! Then I wait for my baby to get out of work and I hit that! You see Arch. Ima not busy like you driving back and forth to Texas every week in a run down Ford. I'm also not calling dudes, baby. No one thinks your cool Arch throwin' out baby like it's a Britney Spears video. You're like old, slow and single minded. You're a dinosaur that's about to get extinct!"

Billy spits in his bottle....

"You said it best yourself Arch. You can't do this forever! You yourself said the clock is runnin' out of pep. You're loosing a step. Soon, you won't be able to do this anymore. It's time fer you to step aside old man. Ima like 30 years younger than you. I'm faster and stronger and I can move inside that ring like you haven't been to move since 1882. All you did Arch in our match was bully me. All you did was look down on me and showed me no respect what so ever. I......man I gave you respect for being who you are. You know all the little tricks I haven't learned yet, yet you took one look at me, and dismissed me like I didn't have a shot in winning that match. That pissed me off to no end. You walk around in the back at any show and all I heard is how much of a good guy you are."

Billy pauses to spit in his bottle again and when he does, Joe Jones steps into the frame with both the Heritage and Tag Team titles on his shoulders.

"I couldn't have been happier to see your buddy Robb Daniels missing two pin falls you had on Brooks. That, couldn't have happened to a better guy."

Joe pats Billy on his shoulder and squeezes it.

"I think what my friend is saying is that he's not a fan of yours Arch. You do tend to be engrossed in only what you are doing and when someone new, like Billy here comes along, you just dismiss them and keep moving. Kinda like Robb Daniels. He's the referee for your last match, gets a boo boo and can't do his job. That's who you are teaming up with Arch. A guy who thinks the UWL revolves around him. But..."

Joe looks at each title on his shoulders.

"The center of the UWL has nothing to do with Robb Daniels. Now, granted 2013 has been a good year for you. Coronation cup winner. Picked up the UWL World title, lost it on your first defense, screwed over your buddy in his title match but it was a good year for you. Can't argue with that. But all of that success, is months ago. I closed out 2013 on a high note. I'm heading into 2014 on a roll. I'm heading into 2014 on top of the world. What 2013 was to Robb Daniels. 2014 will go down the year of Joe Jones. I will start the new year with 2 wins. I will start 2014 the way I ended 2013. Picking up more hardware. The two super teams left the tournament.....they don't stand a chance against the current regiening UWL Tag Team Champions. Bad Intentions will regret calling us out if they get past Brooks and Karma, and as far JB and Karma go......"

Joe laughs.

"I just might take that title you got JB to add to my collection. Right after I teach Karma a lesson is running his mouth. We will win the tag team Coronation cup!"

Billy steps into the foreground.

"Because if you ain't first, you suck!"

FTB.