Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 22, 2014 14:53:28 GMT
Great Job everyone!
The scene opens up with Joe Jones sitting in a chair with the UWL Heritage title draped over one of the chair arms and the UWL tag team title draped over the other. He cracks his knuckles as he slowly looks up at the camera.
"Out with the old, and in with the new. Out is Caleb Hart. Out is the former champion. In is the new champion. In is Joe Jones. The most decorated superstar in the UWL today. No one in the UWL has more gold, more titles than me and after this weekend, I will be sitting here with one more title to call my own. The Tag Team Coronation cup, will be mine. Oh don't worry. I'm not going to sitting in a throne room like Hart was doing. I won't be prancing around the UWL telling everyone to kneel before me. I'm just stating a fact. I currently hold 2 championships in the UWL and it didn't take long for would be challengers to line up."
The camera pans back to reveal Joe is sitting in his living room of his apartment, in sweat pants and a old beat up T shirt.
"They talked a big game before the holidays. Archer, Emma, Karma. Oh yeah they were real quick to get their names out there at Final Countdown. But in the 2 weeks since? Not one word. You would think the self proclaimed number one contenders to the Tag Team titles would drop by the UWL studios to post a Merry Christmas Video or something. A vid clip to remind everyone who they are because let's face it. Them thinking that they are the number one contenders to this title...."
Joe taps the tag title.
"Makes as much sense as why Perez Hilton has made it his life mission to out Aaron Rodgers. And for the record Perez, no one cares if Aaron Rodgers is gay or not. What they do care about is how many TD's he throws and if he can beat the Niners this weekend. Emma and Archer faced the champs once already, lost and picked themselves up off the mat, got pissed and decided that they got screwed. Because, you know, that's what NASCAR Billy and I do. Cheat, bend the rules and use illegal moves to win. But don't worry Emma. I'll address you and Archer Saturday night. I will put this to bed once and for all and that brings me to Karma."
Joe taps the Heritage title with his hand, resting his hand on the face of the title.
"Now I will give Karma his due. He has come into the UWL, worked hard and done well for himself. He's picked up win after win and somehow has found himself in the graces of the UWL World champion. Not bad for a newbie. You even showed that you are driven to be someone around here when you laid out a challenge to either Caleb Hart or myself. My hat is off to you. Way to step up but the question begs to be asked. Have you earned a shot at this? Have you done enough to show that you deserve a shot at this? Unlike Bad Intentions who clearly haven't earned a shot at the tag straps, I could make a argument for Karma that he has earned a shot at this title."
Joe kicks his feet up on the coffee table and crosses them as he does. We can now see his slippers, a pair of pink bunny slippers, a nod to a Christmas Story.
"Unlike the guy who held the title prior to me, I want to be known as a fighting champion. I will defend this title often and as many times as I can. In fact, truth be told, I don't have a problem with you Karma being my first title defense. I'll put the title on the line against you, but I hesitate. Why I hesitate you ask? I dunno."
Joe puts his feet down and leans in towards the camera.
"You say the chase is on. Well I want to see just how far you will go to chase it. Consider this the carrot that I will dangle in front of you. Let's see what you're made of Karma."
Joe leans back in his chair and puts his feet back up on the coffee table.
"The holidays are over with. It's time to get back to work. Saturday is coming up on us faster than you know it and with it, the tag team Coronation Cup. I spent my holidays, getting ready for this weekend. Unlike a couple of months ago, I will make it to the final round and take home that cup, showing Bad Intentions and everyone in the UWL, just who the best tag team in the UWL is! It's not a fluke that we have these titles! Winning that cup will only cement how great of a team we are. You have my word on that. Consider yourself warned."
FTB