RP#71

Scene opens up with Nanook, all seven foot 400 pounds of him in a nice suit brushing some limit or something off his one sleeve. Nanook adjusts his tie and jacket and clears his throat.

"Being the manager to the UWL Tag Team Champions not to mention best friend to the UWL Heritage champion is a great honor not only for NASCAR Billy and Joe Jones, but for me too. It has been the result of hard work and dedication of over a years work of blood sweat and tears. You see this didn't happen over night. No. It didn't even start back in April of last year when a flash flood of new faces joined the UWL. There were so many new faces that joined the UWL around the same time, it injected new life into the UWL. Now, don't mistake what I just said. The UWL was by no means struggling. It was healthy. It was drawing fans from all over eastern Tennessee and beyond. Arch Stanton was the Heritage champion. Angelo Valour was the World champion and for a brief second one half of the tag team champions. It was the Frontline versus the Gray. It was a fun, exciting time in the UWL. But then guys like Wolf Parker, Caleb Hart, Joe Jones, Frank Washington, and Pine Baron just to name a few all found work with the UWL, things were just picking up as they say. No one knew who these guys were. The crew that was here in the UWL at that time. The Troy Vincent's, Angelo Valour's, Explodes. The Robb Daniels and Justin Brooks of the UWL at that time. They didn't think too much of all of these new faces. All of these new faces, they had to prove themselves. Just take a second and think back to everyone who was apart of the UWL last year and think about how many of them left their marks on the UWL. Drew Stevenson, Frankie Cocheese. Scotty Addams. Washington, Pine Baron, Hart. They all held titles in 2013 in the UWL and some of those guys, held multiple titles and one of those guys, held the World title multiple times."

Nanook adjusts the sleeve on his jacket and crosses his arms.

"Now. Some of these guys are no longer in the UWL for whatever reason. Contracts run out and either the company or they themselves no longer choose to resign with the UWL. They quit, they got fired, whatever. In a year in which the UWL signed a ton of new guys, guys who added to their stardom or became stars here and moved on, the UWL also saw a lot of guys walk from the UWL. Now, you can follow some knuckle heads on twitter and on dirt sheets all over the Internet about the state of the UWL nowadays. You will hear that there are troubles in Knoxville. They mock the UWL. They take pot shot after pot shot at the UWL. They will even blame the UWL to this day about issues and troubles they have had outside the UWL even thou, the UWL had nothing to do with it. Now folks, I'm not here to start some shit, I'm not looking to stir the pot and maybe I ramble on too much. It wouldn't be the first time I was accused of that. I'm sure Jay Jefferson can tell you a story or two about one of our "meetings" as I worked hard, busted my ass to help my client Joe Jones get into matches to help further his career and get him to where he is today."

Nanook smirks and unfolds his arms and slides his hands into his pants pockets.

"Guys come and guys go. Guys win titles and guys lose titles. In fact it's not outside the realm of possibility that NASCAR Billy and Joe Jones will someday lose the tag team titles. That is how this sport works. That is the life blood of this sport. But this notion that Joe Jones and NASCAR Billy were handed the tag titles, and the Coronation cup is a joke. The idea that Joe Jones isn't right this second in the UWL, simply the best the UWL has is a joke. Joe Jones is the best in the UWL. That is a fact! I don't care what Emma Douglas and Archer say. There is no such thing as a hollow victory no matter where you work in this sport. Billy and Joe defeated the former champions. They defeated Eddie Jones who you could says is Mr. Tag Team with his 20 billion tag team titles. The Cazadors we would learn latter were legit champions. They lost to a better team. Joe Jones and NASCAR Billy continue to beat every tag team that has been put in front of them because they are the better team. Bad Intentions, lost twice to the current Tag Team champions because the champions, are and will forever be the better team."

Nanook shrugs.

"That's just the way it is. Joe Jones is simply better than Emma and if given the chance Joe Jones is better than Archer. Just like how Joe Jones is better than Karma. Now don't get me wrong, Karma....he is good. He is damn good. But he's not as good as Joe Jones. No way. Has Karma been pushed? Has Karma been tested? Has any time in the UWL has Karma had to look inside, dig deep and reach for that little something extra to push through to the top and win?"

Nanook shakes his head no.

"No. Karma hasn't had to do anything close to that. Joe Jones had his feet held in the flames. He was knocked down. He was buried. He had to dust himself off, he had to do some soul searching and Joe Jones had to look inside for that something extra. He had to find something that wasn't there before. He had to find another gear and boy when he did."

Nanook smiles and shakes his head.

"Boy when he found that extra gear, when he "put it together" that's when things started to happen. Teamed up with Frankie Cocheese and they defeated Main Stream. They took out the tag champs. Joe Jones found a way to work with Billy and they won the titles. He took Justin Brooks best shot, the Big Bad Brooks crashed and burned and was out of the UWL and when he returned he attacked Joe Jones! He knocked Joe Jones into the middle of next week and in Brooks's first match back, his big return match, the match in which we were going to see a new old Brooks, the mean, driven, toughest son of bitch in the world Brooks. The return of the MONSTER Brooks.......Joe Jones."

Nanook rubs his chin as he tries to hide his smirk.

"Double J Joe Jones. He defeated the Monster. He pinned the Big Bad Brooks in middle of the ring! He didn't get lucky! That was far from a hollow victory Emma. As good as Brooks is, as Great as Brooks is. Joe Jones was just better! Then, Joe Jones looked at the one thing that stood in his way in the UWL. The one person who knocked him down time after time. He put his sights on Caleb Hart and the Heritage title. It was a brutal match. It was a hard fought match and listen we can go back and roll the footage one more time but why keep looking to the past? We know how that match ended. Joe Jones past the ultimate test Karma. He passed with flying colors. He beat his "demon" and he spoiled Hart's plan to leave with the Heritage title. There is no bigger test to test a man than to beat the one man he couldn't beat 6 time prior. That is who you are trying to face Karma. That is the man who are trying to beat Karma! Can you step up and do that? I highly doubt it!"

Nanook slides his hands back in his pockets.

"What ever your plans are Karma, this week, next week, the week after that, next month and even next year. Joe Jones will spoil those plans, your hopes and dreams because as we know it, Joe Jones is simply better than you. He is better than Justin Brooks. Better than Arch Stanton. I don't know what this week holds. As Justin Brooks pointed out, this is 2 single matches taking place under tag team rules. There is no love between Arch and Brooks. Arch wants his rematch for the UWL World title and you know Brooks wants to send a message to Brooks for that Heart Spike last week. Don't forget there is Robb Daniels floating around in all of that. Then there is you Karma and you wanting to get your hands on Joe Jones. What is your MO? What do you have planned? The biggest question is do you even care about winning this match? Does Brooks? Does Arch? I know for a fact that every match Joe gets into, he wants to win. This isn't the first time he's teamed up with some one he doesn't like and won. Joe will find a way to win. Because he's simply the best in the UWL today. And as far as my boy Billy goes...."

NASCAR Billy walks up next to Nanook wearing the Tag Team title around his waist. Billy hooks his thumbs around the face of the title as Nanook puts his arm around him.

"Billy. What a ride it has been. It has been over a year now since I discovered you at a fair as a feisty kid in a Ricky Rudd hat and now look at you. You are the UWL Tag Team Champion."

"And this week, falls count anywhere, I'm beating Archer! I'm sending a message to one half of Bad Intentions! A message that I am second best around here! There is Joe Jones! Then there is me! It's the only time I don't mind coming in second! Last week Joe knocked off Emma! She ran her mouth all week! She wanted to prove a point and in the end that point was, she's not any good! Joe Jones spoiled her plans to show the UWL how good she might be! Well this week, the sell by date expires on you Archer! This week NASCAR Billy will single handily show you why I'm better than you! Why I'm the Champ! This is a race you can't win Archer! No way no how! I'm taking you off the shelve and chuckin' you in the trash where you belong! This week NASCAR Billy, I'ms gettin' my first win in solo action! And when I do! You better watch out Sean Landon! Because I'm coming for that TV title!"

Nanook chuckles and slaps Billy on his back.

"Believe that!"

FTB.