Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 14, 2013 18:44:14 GMT
Nov 22 2007
“So what are we doing?”
“Just make it look like we’re packing getting ready for our flight?”
“Why?”
“Cuz everyone is doing it.”
“I don’t know about this.”
“Just trust me.”
“Fine!”
“Cue the kid.”
The scene opens up inside a hotel room in London just days after Mayhem in which Double J did win the match but not the title due to a pig like beast who threw the match out. In the room is Joe’s suit case on the bed with his manager and best friend Sick Nick acting like he’s just finished packing his suit case and also on the bed is some little kid jumping up and down on the bed wearing a Double J KOP Tee Shirt. Joe walks into the picture carrying a folded up shirt and he places it in his suitcase.
“When does our flight leave?” Sick Nick asks.
“Soon.”
“Do we have to go?”
BY now you can tell these are prewritten lines, blotter and space fillers for Joe’s “promo”
“Because we have to go win the BLPW World title in a triple threat match against Craig Williams and Vertigo.”
“Wow. But it’s Thanksgiving.”
“But don’t worry Nicky, we can have a victorious feast after words.”
“Craig Williams and Vertigo!” Nick says as he acts surprised. “But both of those guys are out of your league.”
Now Joe acts stunned. “And they cut such better promo’s with plot lines and the Fam.”
Nick turns to the kid. “Hey there…..kid….stop jumping on the bed.”
“NO!” The kid says in defiance.
“Now Harry, you have to stop.” And Joe leans in towards the kid “We’re not fucking paying you to be cute you pierce of shit!”
“Okay.” the kid goes and he sits down on the bed and Joe and Nick on cue do a fake laugh.
“You know Nicky, I wasn’t aware it was 1998 all over again. I didn’t know that using phrases of Level, league and promo were making a comeback. These guys say that there better than I am because they throw out there and some how imply that I’m not up to their standard in a worthily opponent but what have either one of those bums done in the past three months?”
“I would have to say very little.”
“I bet Craig Williams was home watching Days of our lives or the Young and the restless and poking fun of that dude with the eye patch.”
“AYE! I’m a actor!”
“Stuffing his face with chips and 24 energy drink watching Jimmy Johnson win the Nextel Championship.”
“Thrilling.”
“IN another words Craig, while you have been looking up your name on Craig List you have been doing nothing. Maybe a push up or two but you have been inactive. And then there is our proud hard working BLPW World champion Vertigo. What have you been doing? Oh I think you showed up at the crap hole called the ESW and had a match. Just admit it, you like the ESW and you wish you could be like me, on TV the last 3 months earning a pay check and staying in ring shape in the ESW while the BLPW was doing what ever it was doing besides ignoring it fans and employees. Do you know what is funny Nicky?”
“The internal struggle Vertigo has in balancing his life between his Wife and kid and some two dollar whore?”
“No that our proud fighting hard working champion’s first comments about Epic and the fact that he has to defend the BLPW World title was that he wish they gave him a match to knock off some ring rust. A match to get back in the flow of things.”
“Oh well if he was, I dunno seeking work outside the BLPW instead of doing nothing with his life.”
“He wouldn’t have to worry about knocking some ring rust off his sorry ass. Unlike my competitors, I have been working hard, having matches and I am ready for this match. I’m primed for victory! I’m not the one who has to get into the flow of things. I am ready….more than ready to beat you both. But I’ll give you guys credit because I believe in giving credit when credit is due. You two slugs do have one thing right. I’m not in your league or on your level. I’m above you two.”
“Yep…there it is.”
“The truth hurts, I know but if you go out there and poll the fans, the media, the public and ask them who is the most recognized BLPW Champion and they will all say, Double J Joe Jones. The Hardest working champion, the best of the best, the King of Philadelphia and the next BLPW World champion.”
“Mark it down on your Calender.”
“Consider your self warned.”
FTB………………………………...
“So what are we doing?”
“Just make it look like we’re packing getting ready for our flight?”
“Why?”
“Cuz everyone is doing it.”
“I don’t know about this.”
“Just trust me.”
“Fine!”
“Cue the kid.”
The scene opens up inside a hotel room in London just days after Mayhem in which Double J did win the match but not the title due to a pig like beast who threw the match out. In the room is Joe’s suit case on the bed with his manager and best friend Sick Nick acting like he’s just finished packing his suit case and also on the bed is some little kid jumping up and down on the bed wearing a Double J KOP Tee Shirt. Joe walks into the picture carrying a folded up shirt and he places it in his suitcase.
“When does our flight leave?” Sick Nick asks.
“Soon.”
“Do we have to go?”
BY now you can tell these are prewritten lines, blotter and space fillers for Joe’s “promo”
“Because we have to go win the BLPW World title in a triple threat match against Craig Williams and Vertigo.”
“Wow. But it’s Thanksgiving.”
“But don’t worry Nicky, we can have a victorious feast after words.”
“Craig Williams and Vertigo!” Nick says as he acts surprised. “But both of those guys are out of your league.”
Now Joe acts stunned. “And they cut such better promo’s with plot lines and the Fam.”
Nick turns to the kid. “Hey there…..kid….stop jumping on the bed.”
“NO!” The kid says in defiance.
“Now Harry, you have to stop.” And Joe leans in towards the kid “We’re not fucking paying you to be cute you pierce of shit!”
“Okay.” the kid goes and he sits down on the bed and Joe and Nick on cue do a fake laugh.
“You know Nicky, I wasn’t aware it was 1998 all over again. I didn’t know that using phrases of Level, league and promo were making a comeback. These guys say that there better than I am because they throw out there and some how imply that I’m not up to their standard in a worthily opponent but what have either one of those bums done in the past three months?”
“I would have to say very little.”
“I bet Craig Williams was home watching Days of our lives or the Young and the restless and poking fun of that dude with the eye patch.”
“AYE! I’m a actor!”
“Stuffing his face with chips and 24 energy drink watching Jimmy Johnson win the Nextel Championship.”
“Thrilling.”
“IN another words Craig, while you have been looking up your name on Craig List you have been doing nothing. Maybe a push up or two but you have been inactive. And then there is our proud hard working BLPW World champion Vertigo. What have you been doing? Oh I think you showed up at the crap hole called the ESW and had a match. Just admit it, you like the ESW and you wish you could be like me, on TV the last 3 months earning a pay check and staying in ring shape in the ESW while the BLPW was doing what ever it was doing besides ignoring it fans and employees. Do you know what is funny Nicky?”
“The internal struggle Vertigo has in balancing his life between his Wife and kid and some two dollar whore?”
“No that our proud fighting hard working champion’s first comments about Epic and the fact that he has to defend the BLPW World title was that he wish they gave him a match to knock off some ring rust. A match to get back in the flow of things.”
“Oh well if he was, I dunno seeking work outside the BLPW instead of doing nothing with his life.”
“He wouldn’t have to worry about knocking some ring rust off his sorry ass. Unlike my competitors, I have been working hard, having matches and I am ready for this match. I’m primed for victory! I’m not the one who has to get into the flow of things. I am ready….more than ready to beat you both. But I’ll give you guys credit because I believe in giving credit when credit is due. You two slugs do have one thing right. I’m not in your league or on your level. I’m above you two.”
“Yep…there it is.”
“The truth hurts, I know but if you go out there and poll the fans, the media, the public and ask them who is the most recognized BLPW Champion and they will all say, Double J Joe Jones. The Hardest working champion, the best of the best, the King of Philadelphia and the next BLPW World champion.”
“Mark it down on your Calender.”
“Consider your self warned.”
FTB………………………………...