RP#24 Jeff Gordon

Kip Anderson stands in front of the practice ring inside of Joe Jones' gym with a mic in his hand.

Kip "Hello wrestling fans! I'm Kip Anderson bringing you the latest of insider information and today I find myself here at the training grounds for the UWL Tag Team Champions, Joe Jones and my guest here today, the man who will face Caleb Hart this weekend at the UWL Arena, NASCAR Billy!"

Both Nanook and Billy walk up and stand next to Kip. Nanook is his usually self, rocking a suit and looking all fat and what not while Billy is wearing camo short, a new 2 time Daytona winner Dale Earnhardt JR shirt along with a new #88 Diet Mountain Dew hat and has the UWL Tag Team title around his waist.

Kip "Gentlemen thank you for granting me this time."

Billy "Anything fer you Kip. You're da best."

Kip "Thanks Billy I really appreciate that. Now lets go back to last week Billy and your match against the Great Mannquini. The new UWL Television Champion."

Billy "Yeah dat match didn't go as planned Kip. What can I say? Da Great Mannquini, he had Billy on the ropes all night long, we battled, but in da end I ended up just like JR at Phoenix. Second place. As Nanook here said to me after da match. Some weeks the other guy is just a tad bit better."

Nanook "Listen Kip, Billy here had nothing to be ashamed of. He tried his best, he had his shot and came up just short. Now that's not to take anything away from our new television champion because he fought hard Kip, but the next time Billy gets in the ring with The great Mannquini the results won't be the same I can promise you that."

Kip "The feedback after the show was that was the match of the night...."

Billy "And fer dat, I take my hat off to the new Champion but hear dis Mannquini."

Billy takes his hat off and tips his hat towards the camera.

Billy "Da next time we meet in da ring, it will be me who gets his hand raised in victory not you! I hate not comin' in first. Ima born winner! Just look at my record here in da UWL! All I dos is win because winnin' helps pay the bills! Helps with da ladies. Hell I didn't get Heather June Thomas to be my wife because I was some sort of loser! This Sunday around 3 in da afternoon, tune to FOX and as da drivers are standing by der cars gettin' ready to climb in them and start da race. Before they kiss their wives and girlfriends, take a good long look at them because you won't find a ugly chick on pit road! I promise you dat! NASCAR means, one hot wife and inside da ring! Wins and dis."

Billy taps his hand on his tag team title.

Billy "Equals one smoking hot soon to be Mrs. NASCAR Billy! Der is no way I would be marrin' someone as hot as Heather June Thomas if I was like, SVD or some other kind of loser. No sir. To me, winning is everything! If I can't win I would rather just die! Yeah, I would."

Kip "Heather is a nice looking lady Billy but if I can Billy can I just ask about your thoughts about something else that went down last week?"

Billy "What is dat Kip? You know you can ask me anything."

Kip "Also last week Steve Sinclair and Joe Jones aired some dirty laundry in the ring...."

Nanook "Now Kip, none of that has anything to do with Billy here."

Kip "My sources have told me that Steve has tried to recruit Billy here."

Nanook "What? He has not! I've known Steve for years! He wouldn't do that to me."

Kip "This is what I'm being told that Steve has meet with Billy twice to try and lure him away from you."

Nanook faces Billy. "Well Billy. Has he?"

Billy "Uhm. Okay so he may have talked to me once or twice but dat's not what's important here. What is important is my match this week against Caleb Hart!"

Nanook "That bastard!"

Nanook breaks out his phone and walks out of the frame as Kip goes with the flow.

Kip "Yes this week you are scheduled to face Caleb Hart but my sources are telling me that as of right now, as we speak we don't know if Caleb Hart will be cleared to compete this week."

Billy "Who are these people you have Kip? How come dey know so much?"

Kip "That is their job Billy. They get paid to know everything about everyone."

Billy "Yeah? So are dey like, spying on me?"

Kip "They could be."

Billy "Dey know I have a gun right?"

Kip "I'm being told that you don't have a gun anymore because your better half made you get rid of it."

Billy "huh....okay? So Caleb Hart might not show up you were sayin'?"

Kip "I am being told there is some doubt."

Billy "Der ain't no doubt Kip, you wanna know why?"

Kip "Why?"

Billy "Cuz Caleb Hart knows he can't beat NASCAR Billy and he's using that weak ass attack from JB as a excuse to not face me cuz he's scared! Scared to get in da ring with NASCAR Billy because Kip, he knows he would lose. Plain and simple he would lose! He knows it, I knows it. Everyone in the UWL knows it! Caleb Hart knows in his heart Kip, He can't keep up with me. He's in the slow lane with the hazard lights on drivin' along at 30 miles under da speed limit, while Ima on da Autobahn goin' a buck fifty! You see, when yous see standin' across da ring from ya, it's over because if you ain't first, you just suck!"

Kip "Thank you Billy."

Fade out.