rp#34

Sunday morning and NASCAR Billy steps out from his camper out in the field at his Uncle Ned's 2nd cousin farm just outside of Knoxville in his boxers and cowboy boots. The sun is up, the birds are chirping and nothing could be better.

Well if Steve Sinclair would just disappear then things couldn't get any better.

Billy steps out of his camper and stretches. He yawns and scratches his butt.

"Man....what a night. What a night."

Outside the issues with Steve, the match he wasn't ready for against Obscene it wasn't that bad of a night for Billy. Emma won beating Karma. Another tag team crawled out of the Tennessee River looking to make a bid for the tag titles and Billy just might get that date with......

Billy hears a loud bashing sound, metal on metal over and over.

"What da hell?"

Billy turns and coming from his Shine making headquarters of the world. Aka the old hay barn is the source of the noise. At first Billy thought it was his 2nd cousin doing something but he spots him walking out of the milk house after finishing up the morning milking. It was right then and there that Billy knew someone else is in his still site mucking it up.

"SON OF BITCH!!!!"

Billy breaks off in a dead sprint towards his Still site in his boxers and boots. He's yelling and screaming the whole way towards the barn......

Once at the barn Billy kicks open the door and scrambles into the barn where he find.......

Jeffery Hatemonger!

With a sledge hammer!

Swinging it at his Still!

Destroying it!

Billy stops and glares at Hatemonger who we haven't seen in months. Hatemonger built the gym that was once used by Billy's old tag team partner Joe Jones, a gym that is now inhabited by Steve Sinclair. Hatemonger also spent some time with Billy when he first showed up in the UWL but left when his wife said that it was time for him to return home to Texas or look for a new place to live. Hatemonger picked his wife and we haven't seen him since till today.

"YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?"

Hatemonger turns with the sledge hammer in his hand and smirks. He turns and swings the sledge hammer knocking the cap off the main pot. The thumper is in pieces on the dirt floor of the barn and the worm is a flatten piece of copper now. All that is left is the main pot and it is all dented up with a tear in the side of it. Billy charges at Hatemonger. Hatemonger drops the sledge hammer and as Billy was almost there to spear him, he sidesteps Billy and thrust him into the pot knocking it off it's stand. What was left of his mash inside of it ends up spilling out of it and Billy lands in it. Billy slowly gets to his feet and Hatemonger winds up and drops him with a boot to the face and Billy ends up landing in the mash again. Billy lays in the dirt and the mash and is covered with both. Hatemonger picks up the sledge hammer again and finishes off the main pot, driving the hammer down on it flattening it down and punching a couple more holes in it in the process.

Billy lays there looking like his dog just died. "no.....no....stop....stop it!!! I beg it of you! STOP!"

The last time we saw Hatemonger he was this horny goof ball who was obsessed with weight lifting and working out. Today is seems cold. More a complete dick who is just following orders. A hired hit men if you will. With the still completely destroyed Hatemonger tosses the sledge hammer away and steps over to where Billy is laying in the mash. He looks down at Billy.

"Steve says no more making moon shine you fucking idiot. If Emma has no use for it, than neither do you." Hatemonger says.

"What?"

Hatemonger reaches his front pocket of his jeans and pulls out a key ring full of keys.

Billy's keys.

Hatemonger holds them up so Billy can see them. Once Billy spots them his eyes grow wide.

"He also said no more of your hotrod over there. So I'm taking it with me." Hatemonger says.

"What? No!"

"No worries old buddy. I left you with a Kia Forte with no AC. Have fun with that."

"Ah what?"

Hatemonger then walks past Billy towards his El Camino, his beloved El Camino and Hatemonger climbs inside of it as it was parked in the barn as well. He starts it up and drives off with it. Billy looks like he could cry right now.

"Mother......I swear to god you will PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!"

Fade out.