Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 14:36:14 GMT
Jun 16 2013
The other day...
It's been a few weeks since Joe fired Nanook as his manager in the UWL and Nanook took that news hard. For Nanook, it felt he failed Joe on every level and while the ship has sailed in the UWL, the ESW, well now that is a different story and Nanook called Joe to set up a meeting over lunch about them working together in the ESW. Joe agreed and they agreed to meet at their favorite spot. Ravenspell.
Tucked away in the far corner of the dinning room is Nanook with his phone in one hand and his other hand around a tall glass of beer. He is in middle of a conversation with someone....
"I understand all of that but trust me! I am going to talk to Joe today and I will see if I can get him on board with this idea, a idea by the way I think is brilliant. A idea that only could come from someone like yourself. Despite what I have said at times in the booth, I do respect you. I have the up most respect for you! You have achieved so much success in the ESW thus far and if I could help you get over that last hump and have you achieve true greatness, greatness that someone such as yourself deserves would mean the world to me. It would be my honor, my pleasure to represent you here in the ESW. As my client my only job would be to do everything in my power to open the doors necessary for you attain that greatness you should have, and earned."
Who ever Nanook is talking to, he has Nanook's full attention. So much so he doesn't notice Double J walking up to the table.
"I know right now the situation isn't ideal for you but trust me. I will rectify the situation so it will be in your favor. You have my word as your Representative. Oh believe me sir I think I can get him to come around. In fact..."
Nanook finally notices Joe as Joe sits down. A waitress comes over and takes his order while Nanook is still on the phone.
"He is sitting across from me and I will do my best to have him see the light. Okay. Thank you. You are too kind. Till we meet again. Bye."
The waitress returns with a glass of lemon water for Joe. He takes a sip from it as Nanook sets his phone down.
JJ "So someone hired you as their manager?"
Nanook "I'm not their manager. More like their representative. You see Joe this person came to me with a idea. They have a goal they haven't yet be able to attain in the ESW and they came to me and asked if I could, set them along the path in the ESW so that they could reach their goals in the ESW."
JJ "Oh yeah? So who is it?"
Nanook "Well I can't divulge that information yet because their is just one small little tiny detail that needs to be...solved?"
JJ "Solved?"
Nanook "You see Joe my client wants something in the ESW. It's something he has chased for a while and it haven't worked out for him."
JJ "Maybe he needs to work harder."
Nanook "That's just the thing. He has worked hard. Harder than everyone in the ESW and yet, he can't even get a shot at the one thing he lacks."
JJ "Oh so it's a title then?"
Nanook "Well....yes."
JJ "Now I wonder who it could be? Who in the ESW wants a title? Let me guess it's Kid Krazy and he wants the Triple Crown title?"
Nanook "No. No, it's not Kid Krazy. Listen I can't say.....who it is. I mean not out loud anyways. But enough about my client. I want to talk about you."
JJ "Me?"
Nanook "Yes. I know I have failed you in the UWL but if you could find it in your heart to give me one more chance...."
JJ "You know Nanny, I....."
Nanook "Now before you say anything else allow me to finish. I will admit that since you let me go, as your manager in the UWL you have done wonderfully! But seeing that you are still under a ESW contract.....you will have to defend those tag titles and, Joe let's be honest. For you to have success in the UWL and here, you will need help. I am asking Joe, to be your representative in the ESW. You will need someone to make sure your interests are looked after. You need someone in the ESW to speak for you when you are not there. Unlike the UWL Joe, I am not looking to be your manager. I won't worry about your training and all of that like I was. I will simply make sure you are getting placed in marquee matches for marquee titles, like the ESW Triple Crown Title. I believe it is time for you to make a serious push for that Triple Crown Title Joe. Your time to get a shot at that title is long past due. You have paid your dues. You have won every title in the ESW BUT the Triple Crown title and if you allow me the pleasure of being your voice......I will do everything in my power to set you up for success."
JJ "Really?"
Nanook "Really."
JJ "So when I walked in and you were on the phone with your little mystery person you said something along the lines of I will have to get on board.....What was that all about?"
Nanook "Well...."
JJ "Well?"
Nanook "If you agree to have me represent you, you will agree to join a team of sorts."
JJ "I'm in a team. Remember? Tag Team title and all?"
Nanook "Yes and while you have been real good as the Tag Team champion, let's face it right now your talents are being wasted as the tag champion. It is time for the WORLD to see you at the top of the rankings! But, Joey uhmm my client, he won't sign on unless you are on board."
JJ "On board?"
Nanook "Yes....huh think of it as a working agreement between two great names in the ESW, both men looking to achieve that last notch in their belts to truly bask in the greatness."
JJ "Who is it?"
Nanook "Well...."
Nanook leans forward and motions for Joe to lean forward. He whispers in Joe's ear who it is. Then Nanook leans back in his chair.
Nanook "Please, don't say anything. I'm trusting you with that name. But if you agree, that is who you will....more or less be working with."
Who ever Nanook said it was Joe isn't happy about it. He glares at Nanook, almost saying "How could you?" Nanook waits for his answer but Joe stands up and walks away without saying a word. Nanook wants to stop him but he knows Joe has to think this over and lets him go.
Nanook "Well hopefully he will come to his senses."
Scene opens up with Double J holding the ESW Tag Team title over his shoulder in front of a old run down building. It's a nice sunny day and Joe is sporting a nice pair of shades and his hair is perfect today. Took him a hour to get just right.
"Looks like I stuck a cord with Kira. All upset that I didn't address her. All twisted that I didn't mention her name. She's got her panties in a knot that I did not let her name slip past my lips. Your bitterness Kira shouldn't be directed towards me because I addressed your more successful and prettier sister and forgot to mention you, because at the end of the day Kira, that is what you are. A after thought. You can talk a big game all you want. You can paint a picture that you will pound my as s into the mat all you want but we know the truth. I'm not RC Pride. I'm not Katerina Law. I'm not some unskilled diva who has no clue what she's doing in that ring just looking to get my hands on the Queen of the ring championship. No Kira....that's not who are facing this week. I don't want to end up looking like a sexist here so I will just allow you to live in that fantasy land of yours but that picture in your mind of you standing over me holding this....the ESW Tag Team title, well all it will ever be, a dream."
Joe adjust the title on his shoulder and glances at it for a moment.
"And Hoshi....Hoshi, Hoshi, Hoshi. Oh how you look cute when you have that look on your face when someone pays you a complement. The way you blush, the "Ah shucks, little old me?" look in your eyes can really play on the heart strings. Of course we all know you have used that to your benefit in the past and I will go out on a limb and say the one reason why you hate Nanook so much is because he didn't fall for that little sweet and Innocent look of yours. He looked through all of that and called you on your bullshit and what did he do? Threw you overboard. You can't deny this but on that day the big guy, he got you all wet. And that burns you. Sad thing is you could iron out the bad blood between you two if you would just sleep with him, then he will be putty in your hands. But Hoshi you better get your mind off my chubby buddy because if you want this..."
Joe holds the tag title out a tad.
"You will have to somehow get past Tommy and I, and as you two know, that's never going to be a easy thing. I have grown to like this title and I aim to just keep it a tad longer, even if that means driving my knee into your face Hoshi and pinning you down to the mat for the 3 count. Don't worry thou, unlike your midnight romps with who ever, I'll keep my tights on."
Joe smirks.
"See you gals in a couple of days. Bye...."
FTB.
The other day...
It's been a few weeks since Joe fired Nanook as his manager in the UWL and Nanook took that news hard. For Nanook, it felt he failed Joe on every level and while the ship has sailed in the UWL, the ESW, well now that is a different story and Nanook called Joe to set up a meeting over lunch about them working together in the ESW. Joe agreed and they agreed to meet at their favorite spot. Ravenspell.
Tucked away in the far corner of the dinning room is Nanook with his phone in one hand and his other hand around a tall glass of beer. He is in middle of a conversation with someone....
"I understand all of that but trust me! I am going to talk to Joe today and I will see if I can get him on board with this idea, a idea by the way I think is brilliant. A idea that only could come from someone like yourself. Despite what I have said at times in the booth, I do respect you. I have the up most respect for you! You have achieved so much success in the ESW thus far and if I could help you get over that last hump and have you achieve true greatness, greatness that someone such as yourself deserves would mean the world to me. It would be my honor, my pleasure to represent you here in the ESW. As my client my only job would be to do everything in my power to open the doors necessary for you attain that greatness you should have, and earned."
Who ever Nanook is talking to, he has Nanook's full attention. So much so he doesn't notice Double J walking up to the table.
"I know right now the situation isn't ideal for you but trust me. I will rectify the situation so it will be in your favor. You have my word as your Representative. Oh believe me sir I think I can get him to come around. In fact..."
Nanook finally notices Joe as Joe sits down. A waitress comes over and takes his order while Nanook is still on the phone.
"He is sitting across from me and I will do my best to have him see the light. Okay. Thank you. You are too kind. Till we meet again. Bye."
The waitress returns with a glass of lemon water for Joe. He takes a sip from it as Nanook sets his phone down.
JJ "So someone hired you as their manager?"
Nanook "I'm not their manager. More like their representative. You see Joe this person came to me with a idea. They have a goal they haven't yet be able to attain in the ESW and they came to me and asked if I could, set them along the path in the ESW so that they could reach their goals in the ESW."
JJ "Oh yeah? So who is it?"
Nanook "Well I can't divulge that information yet because their is just one small little tiny detail that needs to be...solved?"
JJ "Solved?"
Nanook "You see Joe my client wants something in the ESW. It's something he has chased for a while and it haven't worked out for him."
JJ "Maybe he needs to work harder."
Nanook "That's just the thing. He has worked hard. Harder than everyone in the ESW and yet, he can't even get a shot at the one thing he lacks."
JJ "Oh so it's a title then?"
Nanook "Well....yes."
JJ "Now I wonder who it could be? Who in the ESW wants a title? Let me guess it's Kid Krazy and he wants the Triple Crown title?"
Nanook "No. No, it's not Kid Krazy. Listen I can't say.....who it is. I mean not out loud anyways. But enough about my client. I want to talk about you."
JJ "Me?"
Nanook "Yes. I know I have failed you in the UWL but if you could find it in your heart to give me one more chance...."
JJ "You know Nanny, I....."
Nanook "Now before you say anything else allow me to finish. I will admit that since you let me go, as your manager in the UWL you have done wonderfully! But seeing that you are still under a ESW contract.....you will have to defend those tag titles and, Joe let's be honest. For you to have success in the UWL and here, you will need help. I am asking Joe, to be your representative in the ESW. You will need someone to make sure your interests are looked after. You need someone in the ESW to speak for you when you are not there. Unlike the UWL Joe, I am not looking to be your manager. I won't worry about your training and all of that like I was. I will simply make sure you are getting placed in marquee matches for marquee titles, like the ESW Triple Crown Title. I believe it is time for you to make a serious push for that Triple Crown Title Joe. Your time to get a shot at that title is long past due. You have paid your dues. You have won every title in the ESW BUT the Triple Crown title and if you allow me the pleasure of being your voice......I will do everything in my power to set you up for success."
JJ "Really?"
Nanook "Really."
JJ "So when I walked in and you were on the phone with your little mystery person you said something along the lines of I will have to get on board.....What was that all about?"
Nanook "Well...."
JJ "Well?"
Nanook "If you agree to have me represent you, you will agree to join a team of sorts."
JJ "I'm in a team. Remember? Tag Team title and all?"
Nanook "Yes and while you have been real good as the Tag Team champion, let's face it right now your talents are being wasted as the tag champion. It is time for the WORLD to see you at the top of the rankings! But, Joey uhmm my client, he won't sign on unless you are on board."
JJ "On board?"
Nanook "Yes....huh think of it as a working agreement between two great names in the ESW, both men looking to achieve that last notch in their belts to truly bask in the greatness."
JJ "Who is it?"
Nanook "Well...."
Nanook leans forward and motions for Joe to lean forward. He whispers in Joe's ear who it is. Then Nanook leans back in his chair.
Nanook "Please, don't say anything. I'm trusting you with that name. But if you agree, that is who you will....more or less be working with."
Who ever Nanook said it was Joe isn't happy about it. He glares at Nanook, almost saying "How could you?" Nanook waits for his answer but Joe stands up and walks away without saying a word. Nanook wants to stop him but he knows Joe has to think this over and lets him go.
Nanook "Well hopefully he will come to his senses."
Scene opens up with Double J holding the ESW Tag Team title over his shoulder in front of a old run down building. It's a nice sunny day and Joe is sporting a nice pair of shades and his hair is perfect today. Took him a hour to get just right.
"Looks like I stuck a cord with Kira. All upset that I didn't address her. All twisted that I didn't mention her name. She's got her panties in a knot that I did not let her name slip past my lips. Your bitterness Kira shouldn't be directed towards me because I addressed your more successful and prettier sister and forgot to mention you, because at the end of the day Kira, that is what you are. A after thought. You can talk a big game all you want. You can paint a picture that you will pound my as s into the mat all you want but we know the truth. I'm not RC Pride. I'm not Katerina Law. I'm not some unskilled diva who has no clue what she's doing in that ring just looking to get my hands on the Queen of the ring championship. No Kira....that's not who are facing this week. I don't want to end up looking like a sexist here so I will just allow you to live in that fantasy land of yours but that picture in your mind of you standing over me holding this....the ESW Tag Team title, well all it will ever be, a dream."
Joe adjust the title on his shoulder and glances at it for a moment.
"And Hoshi....Hoshi, Hoshi, Hoshi. Oh how you look cute when you have that look on your face when someone pays you a complement. The way you blush, the "Ah shucks, little old me?" look in your eyes can really play on the heart strings. Of course we all know you have used that to your benefit in the past and I will go out on a limb and say the one reason why you hate Nanook so much is because he didn't fall for that little sweet and Innocent look of yours. He looked through all of that and called you on your bullshit and what did he do? Threw you overboard. You can't deny this but on that day the big guy, he got you all wet. And that burns you. Sad thing is you could iron out the bad blood between you two if you would just sleep with him, then he will be putty in your hands. But Hoshi you better get your mind off my chubby buddy because if you want this..."
Joe holds the tag title out a tad.
"You will have to somehow get past Tommy and I, and as you two know, that's never going to be a easy thing. I have grown to like this title and I aim to just keep it a tad longer, even if that means driving my knee into your face Hoshi and pinning you down to the mat for the 3 count. Don't worry thou, unlike your midnight romps with who ever, I'll keep my tights on."
Joe smirks.
"See you gals in a couple of days. Bye...."
FTB.