Post by Steve Sinclair on May 11, 2014 14:11:24 GMT
PRE MATCH SEGMENT
Somewhere backstage in the UWL arena we find NASCAR Billy leaning up against a wall just outside of the locker room. He is on his phone on Twitter tweeting while hitting on some chick named Veronica Day who has a Skittles fetish. Leave it to a redneck to use twitter to hit on chicks. With no match scheduled for the night he is in jeans and a brand spanking new Dale JR shirt, fresh from Wal-Mart with the UWL Tag Team title around his waist. As Billy is laying it on thick even asking Veronica out on a date Steve Sinclair steps out from the locker room all dressed for his match. He ducks through the doorway as he emerges from the locker room.
"Ready?" Steve asks Billy. Billy looks up form his phone with a confused look on his face.
"You talkin' to me?"
"Nah your mother! Yeah I'm talkin' to you! Let's go!" Steve barks at Billy.
"Goin' where?"
"Down to the ring stupid. Let's go. My match is up next."
Billy sports a puzzled look on his face. "Why?"
Steve stops and turns around to face Billy. He slaps the phone out of Billy's hand and takes Billy by the collar and forces him off of the wall and forces him to start walking down the hallway.
"What the Fuck yo!" Billy protests.
"Just keep walking bitch. If I have to follow your dumb ass out to the ring every week you can do the same for me. Now get moving." Steve growls.
Billy stops and turns to stand his ground. It's no secret he doesn't like Steve.
"Man! Screw you! Ima don't ask you to escort me to da ring! You do dat on your own! So why don't you just..."
Steve has heard enough and he jabs Billy right in the throat with a karate chop followed by a open palm shot to his chest on Billy who was up against the wall again knocking the wind out of Billy. Steve knocks Billy's hat off of his head and takes a hold of Billy with a hand full of hair and jerks his head to the side.
"Show some respect you f*cking moron! I own your ass and you WILL do what I TELL YOU DO TO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
Billy is trying to get his breath back and is staring Steve right in the eye. He can't get any words out but a simple nod and Steve releases him. Billy drops to one knee and is rubbing his throat while catching his breathe. His face from bright red, not from not being able to breathe but from being so pissed off he wants to erupt and lash out against Steve. Steve makes his way down the hallway leaving Billy behind but after a couple of steps he stops and snaps his fingers.
"Let's go......buddy." Steve says.
Billy slaps the wall with his hand and stands up and follows Steve out to the stage........
Obscene vs Steve Sinclair
"Dangerous" by Within Temptation starts to play and the crowd boo as Obscene walks out from behind the curtain. Expressionless he walks towards the ring and then up the ring steps. He climbs through the ropes and gets into a corner.
Gene Anderson: This contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, from Monterrey, Mexico. He weighs in at 190 pounds. Obscene!!
Barry Sharpe "Obscene made his UWL return last week against Eddie Jones and this week he gets Steve Sinclair."
Fred Overstreet "Almost doesn't seem fair."
Barry Sharpe "But Obscene is as tough as they come."
Fred Overstreet "Which will be a good thing because he'll need it."
The lights in the arena dim as the theme song to the Walking Dead begins to play.
Gene Anderson: And his opponent! Being accompanied to the ring by NASCAR Billy! From New York City weighting in at 500 pounds. He is the original monster. This is CHAMBER!!!!
A spotlight lights up the entrance ramp as Chamber/Steve Sinclair slowly walks out from the back. He pauses at the top of the ramp as the crowd begins to boo him as he cracks his knuckles. Even though he didn't want to, NASCAR Billy comes out behind him and stands next to his manager before they walk on down to the ring. Wearing black tights, black knee pads and boots Chamber runs his hand through his long black hair brushing it out of his face. Once he reaches the ring he stops and glares at Obscene who is on the other side of the ring doing some last second stretching. He reaches up and grabs the top rope and starts to pull himself up on the ring apron but stops and lets go of the ring rope.
Barry Sharpe "What is he doing?"
Fred Overstreet "I don't know..."
Steve turns and faces NASCAR Billy before climbing into the ring. Steve points at Billy and starts to yell at him.
Steve Sinclair "TIME FOR YOU PAY UP BILLY!!!! TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR STEALING FROM ME!!!!"
Billy has a confused look on his face and starts to say "What are you talking about?" When Steve unloads with a huge right on NASCAR Billy! The whole place starts to boo the crap out of Steve as Steve kicks Billy in the gut, in the face of the Tag title before taking him by the head and slinging him into the steel steps! In the ring Obscene also has a puzzled look on his face but leans up against the turnbuckles opting to stay out of the conflict.
Barry Sharpe "What is Steve doing?"
Fred Overstreet "I think he is getting even when Billy stole his belt back a couple of weeks ago."
Barry Sharpe "Are you kidding me?"
Steve takes Billy throws him into the guard rails. Billy tries to pick himself up but Steve kicks him right in the side with a kick to the ribs. A few rowdy rednecks at ring side start to yell at Steve and threatening to kick his ass for what he is doing to Billy. Steve smirks, balls up a fist and takes a quick step towards them raising his fist in the air looking like he's about to strike them all down making them all flinch. Just threatening to punch a fan brings on more boos. Steve reaches down and picks Billy up. Billy is favoring his side as Steve unsnaps the UWL Tag Team title from around his waist and lets it fall to the floor. He takes Billy by the collar of his new Dale JR shirt and by the belt of his Wrangler jeans and throws Billy at the ring post!
Barry Sharpe "OH DEAR GOD!"
Fred Overstreet "MAN!"
Looking he is tossing a hay bale around, Steve thrusts Billy upward at the ring post and Billy tries to protect himself but only gets one hand up as Billy smacks off of the ring post,with a "ting"sound echoing in the UWL arena from Billy making contact with the ring post, smacks his head off of the ring apron, crash lands on the steel steps and comes to a rest on the floor with his forehead busted open a little and blood starts to flow down his face.
Barry Sharpe "Steve had no interests in fighting here tonight did he?"
Fred Overstreet "Oh I think he did! It just didn't involve Obscene."
Steve picks up the UWL tag team title and slowly walks over to where Billy is laying on the floor. He then demands a mic. In the ring Obscene is now sitting on the top turnbuckle just hanging out. Steve places the UWL Tag Team title on the ring apron and kneels down next to Billy who's face is all bloody.
Steve Sinclair "Unlike Nanook....I am trying to protect you Billy. Protect yourself from yourself. You're wreckless! You're careless! You're immature! Everything I am doing.....I'm doing to make you better! To toughen you up! To make you the ruthless driven cold hearted son of a bitch that I know you can be!!!! I took this title from you because all you do is party, pick up girls and spill beer all over that title! I don't know if you have noticed but there are guys coming out of the wood work coming here to Knoxville with the sole purpose of taking that title away from you and right now.....you don't stand a cold chance in hell of defeating Ravenborn! You need to show some respect not only to that title but to all of the guys and gals in the back who are growing sick and tired of your sh!t! Your act is growing old Billy! Time to grow up!"
Steve pauses and glances up at the crowd for a second and looks up at Obscene before looking back down at Billy.
Steve Sinclair "I'm not fighting Obscene here tonight. You are!"
The crowd boos the hell out of Steve for this. Obscene jumps down from the top turnbuckle and is sporting a smirk on his face.
Steve Sinclair "I'm doing this for your own good Billy."
Steve stands up.
Steve Sinclair "Trust me. This hurts me more than it will you!"
Steve drops the mic and he bends over and helps Billy to his feet, then Steve scoops Billy up and presses him over his head, takes a step towards the ring and tosses Billy over the top rope and into the ring!
Barry Sharpe "So? This is now NASCAR Billy versus Obscene?"
Fred Overstreet "I think so."
Steve demands that the referee rings the bell and start the match.
Barry Sharpe "But Billy is in no shape to wrestle right now!"
Once the bell rings Obscene charges at Billy and stomps away on him several times as the UWL crowd boos him to no end. Obscene takes Billy by the hair and forces him up to his feet and sends him into the turnbuckles, where Obscene follows in and connects with a lariat in the corner. Obscene with a kick on Billy, followed by another kick and another, and another, and another, and another, followed by another. Billy is now on his ass in the corner and Obscene fires off in a rabid fire secession several hard hitting kicks to Billy's chest before choking him with his boot. The referee calls for the break.
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4!
Obscene breaks the choke hold. Obscene drags Billy out of the corner and sets him up for a evenflo DDT! Obscene glances out into the stands for a split second before dropping Billy on his head!
Barry Sharpe "This isn't even fair!"
Fred Overstreet "No one said this was fair Barry!"
Obscene stands up and waits for Billy to slowly gets to his feet.
Barry Sharpe "This could be it Fred!"
Fred Overstreet "It's starting to look at that way Barry!"
Billy ever so slowly stumbles to his feet favoring his chest and Obscene scoops NASCAR Billy up and drops him with the Obscene Driver I (Delayed Michinoku Driver II)! Obscene covers Billy and hooks the leg!
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The UWL arena is nothing but boos as Obscene rises to his feet as the referee raises his hand in victory as Steve Sinclair steps into the ring.
Gene Anderson "Your winner....OBSCENE!!!"
Barry Sharpe "Well I hope Steve is proud of himself!"
Fred Overstreet "Tough love Barry! Tough love."
Obscene steps out of the ring as Steve slowly circles around Billy who is holding his head and slowly trying to sit up in the ring.
Steve Sinclair "It pains me to see you like this Billy. I hope you know that. But I did this for your own well being. We don't see Emma running around acting like a idiot now do we? You should take some notes from her on how to be a professional!"
Billy glares up at Steve. If looks could kill...
Steve Sinclair "Oh and one more thing. To show my gratitude to Obscene, Billy just so you know, when Obscene finds himself a tag team partner, I'll make sure that tag match happens. And if you still have the titles.....they'll be on the line."
Steve drops the mic and turns to exit the ring with a pissed off Billy sitting on the mat glaring at him.
Post match segment
We cut to the interview area where Kip Anderson is standing by with a mic in his hand and the UWL backdrop in the background.
Kip Anderson "Hello UWL fans and I hope you are enjoying tonight's action and remember still to come tonight is Big Bad Brooks in action here tonight as he faces UWL's first ever two time Television champion..."
The arena is flooded with boos as Kip Anderson says....
Kip Anderson "Alan Christopher! You will now want to miss that match I promise you! But folks! My guest right now is one half of the Tag Team Champions, NASCAR Billy!"
The boos turn to cheers as Billy walks into the picture and stands next to Kip favoring his back and rubbing his shoulder.
Kip Anderson "Billy! First of all. Are you okay?"
Billy "Yeah I'm fine......I'll be fine. Ima just....pissed off at Steve! I swear to god one day dat big oaf is gunna git it! Ima gunna put my boot up his ass and stomp a mud hole in him and when dat day happens Kip. It's gunna be a great day in the UWL."
Kip Anderson "If anyone can stop the monster that is Steve Sinclair I'm sure it is you Billy. Now listen. The real reason why I wanted to talk to you here tonight wasn't the debacle that went on out there with you, Steve and Obscene. As you know earlier tonight we crowned the number contenders to your title, the tag team titles and the number one team is Autumn Raven and Phoenix Winterborn better known as the Birds of Prey."
Billy "Or da team of one and done!"
Kip Anderson "Last week they got the best of you in your match against Winterborn and now it's official. They will be facing you and Emma for the titles. What are your thoughts about this Billy?"
Billy "Once again Kip. Everyone in dat locker room are scrambling to pair dem selves up with someone, anyone who dey think dat dey can work with to beat little old me, NASCAR Billy and da best tag team partner one could ask fer in Emma Douglass who in case you missed it, kicked da ever loving poopie out of Autumn Raven last week! Winterborn knew he couldn't beat me last week, he knew he was gunna lose dat match and in doing so, after gettin' shut out in single matches against da tag champs and thus losing any shot dey had in gettin' a title match, dey resulted to under handed tactics. Dey cheated and decided to put a beat down on old NASCAR Billy thinkin' dat dey were sending a message to Emma and I! But Kip, da only message dat dey sent was dat dey admitted to being nuttin' but a lower class tag team! Dey can't hang with da tag champs! Dey can't beat da tag champions and at Second City Showdown?"
Kip Anderson "I assume that is when this match will happen."
Billy "At Second City Showdown, Da Birds of Prey will get run over and splattered all over da highway by the UWL Tag Team Champions.......Team Hot Wheels!"
Kip Anderson "Well there you have it folks! Wait! Hold on! Team Hot Wheels?"
Billy smiles. "We put our heads together Kip and I like racing and Emma is a good lookin' girl, she's hotter den Autumn and anyone else on the roster and der we have it. Team Hot Wheels!"
Kip is trying to not to laugh. "Okay then. Folks these two team are now on a collision path and the UWL Tag Team Titles will be on the line! This is a match you will not want to miss! I promise you that."
Somewhere backstage in the UWL arena we find NASCAR Billy leaning up against a wall just outside of the locker room. He is on his phone on Twitter tweeting while hitting on some chick named Veronica Day who has a Skittles fetish. Leave it to a redneck to use twitter to hit on chicks. With no match scheduled for the night he is in jeans and a brand spanking new Dale JR shirt, fresh from Wal-Mart with the UWL Tag Team title around his waist. As Billy is laying it on thick even asking Veronica out on a date Steve Sinclair steps out from the locker room all dressed for his match. He ducks through the doorway as he emerges from the locker room.
"Ready?" Steve asks Billy. Billy looks up form his phone with a confused look on his face.
"You talkin' to me?"
"Nah your mother! Yeah I'm talkin' to you! Let's go!" Steve barks at Billy.
"Goin' where?"
"Down to the ring stupid. Let's go. My match is up next."
Billy sports a puzzled look on his face. "Why?"
Steve stops and turns around to face Billy. He slaps the phone out of Billy's hand and takes Billy by the collar and forces him off of the wall and forces him to start walking down the hallway.
"What the Fuck yo!" Billy protests.
"Just keep walking bitch. If I have to follow your dumb ass out to the ring every week you can do the same for me. Now get moving." Steve growls.
Billy stops and turns to stand his ground. It's no secret he doesn't like Steve.
"Man! Screw you! Ima don't ask you to escort me to da ring! You do dat on your own! So why don't you just..."
Steve has heard enough and he jabs Billy right in the throat with a karate chop followed by a open palm shot to his chest on Billy who was up against the wall again knocking the wind out of Billy. Steve knocks Billy's hat off of his head and takes a hold of Billy with a hand full of hair and jerks his head to the side.
"Show some respect you f*cking moron! I own your ass and you WILL do what I TELL YOU DO TO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
Billy is trying to get his breath back and is staring Steve right in the eye. He can't get any words out but a simple nod and Steve releases him. Billy drops to one knee and is rubbing his throat while catching his breathe. His face from bright red, not from not being able to breathe but from being so pissed off he wants to erupt and lash out against Steve. Steve makes his way down the hallway leaving Billy behind but after a couple of steps he stops and snaps his fingers.
"Let's go......buddy." Steve says.
Billy slaps the wall with his hand and stands up and follows Steve out to the stage........
Obscene vs Steve Sinclair
"Dangerous" by Within Temptation starts to play and the crowd boo as Obscene walks out from behind the curtain. Expressionless he walks towards the ring and then up the ring steps. He climbs through the ropes and gets into a corner.
Gene Anderson: This contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, from Monterrey, Mexico. He weighs in at 190 pounds. Obscene!!
Barry Sharpe "Obscene made his UWL return last week against Eddie Jones and this week he gets Steve Sinclair."
Fred Overstreet "Almost doesn't seem fair."
Barry Sharpe "But Obscene is as tough as they come."
Fred Overstreet "Which will be a good thing because he'll need it."
The lights in the arena dim as the theme song to the Walking Dead begins to play.
Gene Anderson: And his opponent! Being accompanied to the ring by NASCAR Billy! From New York City weighting in at 500 pounds. He is the original monster. This is CHAMBER!!!!
A spotlight lights up the entrance ramp as Chamber/Steve Sinclair slowly walks out from the back. He pauses at the top of the ramp as the crowd begins to boo him as he cracks his knuckles. Even though he didn't want to, NASCAR Billy comes out behind him and stands next to his manager before they walk on down to the ring. Wearing black tights, black knee pads and boots Chamber runs his hand through his long black hair brushing it out of his face. Once he reaches the ring he stops and glares at Obscene who is on the other side of the ring doing some last second stretching. He reaches up and grabs the top rope and starts to pull himself up on the ring apron but stops and lets go of the ring rope.
Barry Sharpe "What is he doing?"
Fred Overstreet "I don't know..."
Steve turns and faces NASCAR Billy before climbing into the ring. Steve points at Billy and starts to yell at him.
Steve Sinclair "TIME FOR YOU PAY UP BILLY!!!! TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR STEALING FROM ME!!!!"
Billy has a confused look on his face and starts to say "What are you talking about?" When Steve unloads with a huge right on NASCAR Billy! The whole place starts to boo the crap out of Steve as Steve kicks Billy in the gut, in the face of the Tag title before taking him by the head and slinging him into the steel steps! In the ring Obscene also has a puzzled look on his face but leans up against the turnbuckles opting to stay out of the conflict.
Barry Sharpe "What is Steve doing?"
Fred Overstreet "I think he is getting even when Billy stole his belt back a couple of weeks ago."
Barry Sharpe "Are you kidding me?"
Steve takes Billy throws him into the guard rails. Billy tries to pick himself up but Steve kicks him right in the side with a kick to the ribs. A few rowdy rednecks at ring side start to yell at Steve and threatening to kick his ass for what he is doing to Billy. Steve smirks, balls up a fist and takes a quick step towards them raising his fist in the air looking like he's about to strike them all down making them all flinch. Just threatening to punch a fan brings on more boos. Steve reaches down and picks Billy up. Billy is favoring his side as Steve unsnaps the UWL Tag Team title from around his waist and lets it fall to the floor. He takes Billy by the collar of his new Dale JR shirt and by the belt of his Wrangler jeans and throws Billy at the ring post!
Barry Sharpe "OH DEAR GOD!"
Fred Overstreet "MAN!"
Looking he is tossing a hay bale around, Steve thrusts Billy upward at the ring post and Billy tries to protect himself but only gets one hand up as Billy smacks off of the ring post,with a "ting"sound echoing in the UWL arena from Billy making contact with the ring post, smacks his head off of the ring apron, crash lands on the steel steps and comes to a rest on the floor with his forehead busted open a little and blood starts to flow down his face.
Barry Sharpe "Steve had no interests in fighting here tonight did he?"
Fred Overstreet "Oh I think he did! It just didn't involve Obscene."
Steve picks up the UWL tag team title and slowly walks over to where Billy is laying on the floor. He then demands a mic. In the ring Obscene is now sitting on the top turnbuckle just hanging out. Steve places the UWL Tag Team title on the ring apron and kneels down next to Billy who's face is all bloody.
Steve Sinclair "Unlike Nanook....I am trying to protect you Billy. Protect yourself from yourself. You're wreckless! You're careless! You're immature! Everything I am doing.....I'm doing to make you better! To toughen you up! To make you the ruthless driven cold hearted son of a bitch that I know you can be!!!! I took this title from you because all you do is party, pick up girls and spill beer all over that title! I don't know if you have noticed but there are guys coming out of the wood work coming here to Knoxville with the sole purpose of taking that title away from you and right now.....you don't stand a cold chance in hell of defeating Ravenborn! You need to show some respect not only to that title but to all of the guys and gals in the back who are growing sick and tired of your sh!t! Your act is growing old Billy! Time to grow up!"
Steve pauses and glances up at the crowd for a second and looks up at Obscene before looking back down at Billy.
Steve Sinclair "I'm not fighting Obscene here tonight. You are!"
The crowd boos the hell out of Steve for this. Obscene jumps down from the top turnbuckle and is sporting a smirk on his face.
Steve Sinclair "I'm doing this for your own good Billy."
Steve stands up.
Steve Sinclair "Trust me. This hurts me more than it will you!"
Steve drops the mic and he bends over and helps Billy to his feet, then Steve scoops Billy up and presses him over his head, takes a step towards the ring and tosses Billy over the top rope and into the ring!
Barry Sharpe "So? This is now NASCAR Billy versus Obscene?"
Fred Overstreet "I think so."
Steve demands that the referee rings the bell and start the match.
Barry Sharpe "But Billy is in no shape to wrestle right now!"
Once the bell rings Obscene charges at Billy and stomps away on him several times as the UWL crowd boos him to no end. Obscene takes Billy by the hair and forces him up to his feet and sends him into the turnbuckles, where Obscene follows in and connects with a lariat in the corner. Obscene with a kick on Billy, followed by another kick and another, and another, and another, and another, followed by another. Billy is now on his ass in the corner and Obscene fires off in a rabid fire secession several hard hitting kicks to Billy's chest before choking him with his boot. The referee calls for the break.
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3!
4!
Obscene breaks the choke hold. Obscene drags Billy out of the corner and sets him up for a evenflo DDT! Obscene glances out into the stands for a split second before dropping Billy on his head!
Barry Sharpe "This isn't even fair!"
Fred Overstreet "No one said this was fair Barry!"
Obscene stands up and waits for Billy to slowly gets to his feet.
Barry Sharpe "This could be it Fred!"
Fred Overstreet "It's starting to look at that way Barry!"
Billy ever so slowly stumbles to his feet favoring his chest and Obscene scoops NASCAR Billy up and drops him with the Obscene Driver I (Delayed Michinoku Driver II)! Obscene covers Billy and hooks the leg!
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The UWL arena is nothing but boos as Obscene rises to his feet as the referee raises his hand in victory as Steve Sinclair steps into the ring.
Gene Anderson "Your winner....OBSCENE!!!"
Barry Sharpe "Well I hope Steve is proud of himself!"
Fred Overstreet "Tough love Barry! Tough love."
Obscene steps out of the ring as Steve slowly circles around Billy who is holding his head and slowly trying to sit up in the ring.
Steve Sinclair "It pains me to see you like this Billy. I hope you know that. But I did this for your own well being. We don't see Emma running around acting like a idiot now do we? You should take some notes from her on how to be a professional!"
Billy glares up at Steve. If looks could kill...
Steve Sinclair "Oh and one more thing. To show my gratitude to Obscene, Billy just so you know, when Obscene finds himself a tag team partner, I'll make sure that tag match happens. And if you still have the titles.....they'll be on the line."
Steve drops the mic and turns to exit the ring with a pissed off Billy sitting on the mat glaring at him.
Post match segment
We cut to the interview area where Kip Anderson is standing by with a mic in his hand and the UWL backdrop in the background.
Kip Anderson "Hello UWL fans and I hope you are enjoying tonight's action and remember still to come tonight is Big Bad Brooks in action here tonight as he faces UWL's first ever two time Television champion..."
The arena is flooded with boos as Kip Anderson says....
Kip Anderson "Alan Christopher! You will now want to miss that match I promise you! But folks! My guest right now is one half of the Tag Team Champions, NASCAR Billy!"
The boos turn to cheers as Billy walks into the picture and stands next to Kip favoring his back and rubbing his shoulder.
Kip Anderson "Billy! First of all. Are you okay?"
Billy "Yeah I'm fine......I'll be fine. Ima just....pissed off at Steve! I swear to god one day dat big oaf is gunna git it! Ima gunna put my boot up his ass and stomp a mud hole in him and when dat day happens Kip. It's gunna be a great day in the UWL."
Kip Anderson "If anyone can stop the monster that is Steve Sinclair I'm sure it is you Billy. Now listen. The real reason why I wanted to talk to you here tonight wasn't the debacle that went on out there with you, Steve and Obscene. As you know earlier tonight we crowned the number contenders to your title, the tag team titles and the number one team is Autumn Raven and Phoenix Winterborn better known as the Birds of Prey."
Billy "Or da team of one and done!"
Kip Anderson "Last week they got the best of you in your match against Winterborn and now it's official. They will be facing you and Emma for the titles. What are your thoughts about this Billy?"
Billy "Once again Kip. Everyone in dat locker room are scrambling to pair dem selves up with someone, anyone who dey think dat dey can work with to beat little old me, NASCAR Billy and da best tag team partner one could ask fer in Emma Douglass who in case you missed it, kicked da ever loving poopie out of Autumn Raven last week! Winterborn knew he couldn't beat me last week, he knew he was gunna lose dat match and in doing so, after gettin' shut out in single matches against da tag champs and thus losing any shot dey had in gettin' a title match, dey resulted to under handed tactics. Dey cheated and decided to put a beat down on old NASCAR Billy thinkin' dat dey were sending a message to Emma and I! But Kip, da only message dat dey sent was dat dey admitted to being nuttin' but a lower class tag team! Dey can't hang with da tag champs! Dey can't beat da tag champions and at Second City Showdown?"
Kip Anderson "I assume that is when this match will happen."
Billy "At Second City Showdown, Da Birds of Prey will get run over and splattered all over da highway by the UWL Tag Team Champions.......Team Hot Wheels!"
Kip Anderson "Well there you have it folks! Wait! Hold on! Team Hot Wheels?"
Billy smiles. "We put our heads together Kip and I like racing and Emma is a good lookin' girl, she's hotter den Autumn and anyone else on the roster and der we have it. Team Hot Wheels!"
Kip is trying to not to laugh. "Okay then. Folks these two team are now on a collision path and the UWL Tag Team Titles will be on the line! This is a match you will not want to miss! I promise you that."