RP#36

It's late Saturday night inside the UWL arena. The fans have left after Alan Christopher defeated Callaway to keep the TV title and before the ring crew comes in to break down the ring and put the chairs away to make way for what ever the hell happens during the week at the UWL arena. NASCAR Billy is slowly walking out to the ring rocking his wranglers, 2 time Daytona 500 champions Dale JR shirt and because he was in the mood, a Ricky Rudd hat. It is quite inside the UWL arena, not a sound, only the hum from the lights.

Billy walks up to the ring and runs his hand along the apron feeling the mat.

"You hear dat?" Billy says as he looks up at the light above the ring. "No? You don't hear dat? Nothing you say?"

Billy slaps the mat a couple of time and makes his way down to the steps that lead up to the ring.

"Why....dat's okay. You should hear nothing." Billy says as he quickly scoots up the three steps and onto the ring apron. He makes his way down the apron, about half way down the ropes and stops to give his feet a couple of swipes to clean off the bottom his boots.

"It should be quite like a church mouse. You shouldn't even hear a beep." Billy says as he ducks under the top rope and steps into the ring.

"Because here in dis here ring, tonight. Right here!" Billy takes a couple of steps towards the middle of the ring where he hit Autumn Raven with the track bar adjustment and picked up the win. Billy looks down at the spot. He even points to it with both index fingers.

"Is where da Birds of Prey, all of their hopes and dreams. Everything dey have work hard fer. Dis is where it all......." Billy looks up with a smirk on his face.

"Died. I have been tellin' ya fer a while now, dat when it comes to da tag team titles. NASCAR Billy is da best! Straight up, no joke. no lie. Ima like Jimmy Johnson winnin 5 straight NASCAR sprint cup titles in a row right now. I told ya I was gunna send a message to Winterborn, to Raven, to Davies, to Michaels and any other Tom Dick and Harry who is walkin' down dat der ramp and gettin' in dis here ring thinkin' you can just push little old me over and take da UWL Tag Team titles. I dunno how many times I have to say it." Billy turns and faces the ramp and entrance area. He holds his arms out.

"It ain't gunna happen! Yeah yeah sure, da titles weren't on da line here tonight but dis was a match dat was gunna send a message to da Birds of Prey dat no matter how hard you tried. Your best just wasn't gunna to be enough. Autumn Raven was more den confident coming into dis match. She talked about how our last match ended. She wanted me to remember how I lost in our last match against each other and dat history was gunna repeat it self here tonight." Billy crosses his arms and spins around looking back at the spot where he pinned Autumn Raven.

"Huh. I clearly remember my hand gettin' raised in victory here tonight." Billy says as he turns and slowly walks up to the ropes.

"In 2 weeks. The results will be da same. I promise you, der is no way Emma and I, intend on lossin' des titles anytime soon. But before I once again show the world why I am da best of da best when it comes to tag team wrasslin', I have to climb back in dis ring here next week and face, our new Heritage Champion. Da guy who is only da second person in the history of da UWL to become a grand slam champion joining the ranks of one Robb Daniels. I will face Justin Brooks here, LIVE in the UWL Arena in a non title match next week only on FSN!" Billy holds up his hand signaling for us to wait just a second. He digs into his pocket, not for his chew but his phone. He swipe the screen.

"I just have to share dis. As you guys knows my former partner and best friend Joe Jones...." Billy is swiping away on his phone looking for something when he looks up with a smirk on his face again.

"...and former Heritage champion himself sent me a text after watching tonight's action at home with his leg up on the coffee table. He said and I quote." Billy clears his throat and holds his phone up to read the text he got from Joe Jones.

"You know somewhere Angelo Valour is jumping up and down screaming at the top of his lungs. BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! I WANT TO BE A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION TOO!!!!" Billy smiles and puts his phone away.

"Now Ima not sure if I faced Justin Brooks before...one on one dat is. I tried to remember if I did or not. You'd think I would write dis stuff down but I am 88% certain dat dis is da first time facing Big Bad Brooks on my own here in da UWL. Ima sure der were some people who shall remain nameless." Billy coughs twice and inserts the name Autumn in between the two coughs.

"Dat laughed and laughed when da card came out fer next week. Oh Ima sure der is some people who smirked and nodded and thought to dem selves let's see ya pull dis one out redneck boy. Why you people are always doubtin' me I'll never understand why but dis is what I know." Billy leans on the top rope. and clasps his hands together.

"My so called manager Steve Sinclair has been tellin' me to be more like Emma. He's always bustin' my balls about Emma dis and Emma dat. I need to hit the gym more like Emma. I need to eat better like Emma. You shouldn't drink like Emma. Stop whorin' around like Emma. It is nonstop with dis guy. Ima not sure if he wants me to be more like Emma or if he likes Emma allot but I get it. Chewin', drinkin', partyin' is everything dat Emma doesn't do and you might be thinkin' so what? Billy you got the same title as Emma! You keep on doin' what ya doin' and der is a part of me dat is like, Hell yeah! But der is a part of me dat looks at what Emma has been doin' here lately and I dunno. Maybe Steve is onto something." Billy stands straight up and puts his hands on his hips.

"When Big Bad Brooks was da UWL World Champion, he was running through everyone, well except when he got to da tag team coronation cup dat is." Billy says trying real hard to hide a smile on his face as a reminder of who won the cup this year.

"Brooks had his way. Brooks out der Killin' everyone! The fans chanting Brooks is gunna kill you even though he never did kill anyone, He went toe to toe with Arch, with Robb Daniels and mowed dem all down. Except fer one person. Emma Douglas." Billy pauses and lets that sink in for a second.

"In mist of dat epic run, he got tripped up by one Emma Douglas. If Ima gunna be like Emma Douglas......dat right der my friends. Is where Ima begin. Like Emma puttin' Brooks on his back and like Joe Jones before her. I know two people who single handily defeated Justin Brooks and you better damn well know it dat I am gunna pick der brains and watch those matches one more time. Ima a fighter. I don't back down from anyone and Justin Brooks just might be da biggest feller I have stepped into da ring and faced. But Ima up fer da challenge and when I cut da big guy down and begin his Heritage run with a big old L in the loss column...." Billy stops and looks around the UWL Arena. He cups his hand around his ear.

"Ima pretty sure it will sound just like dis Saturday night, not only out here but back der in da locker room." Billy says and smiles.

"It's gunna be awesome. WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Fade out.